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[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Will Kevin even be able to get the surgery? I'm assuming this psych letter is just to confirm he's eligible, but I'd assume the surgeon makes the final call on whetever they can operate on him considering he's approaching death fat.

 

[Dream_Cooter]

Will Kevin even be able to get the surgery? I'm assuming this psych letter is just to confirm he's eligible, but I'd assume the surgeon makes the final call on whetever they can operate on him considering he's approaching death fat.

Kevin is nowhere near deathfat, deathfats kinda become genderless blobs but Kevvy is still definitely a man.

 

[BallBuster]

Will Kevin even be able to get the surgery? I'm assuming this psych letter is just to confirm he's eligible, but I'd assume the surgeon makes the final call on whetever they can operate on him considering he's approaching death fat.

He refers to the letter as the “tiddy letter”. That should disqualify him from getting any kind of elective surgery.

 

[Law]

I can tell you from personal experience that using tools is very therapeutic for the male psyche. Sure, you see older, rich guys trooning out, probably due to boredom or whatever. You never see the guy that's got his own garage, his own workshop, filled with tools and half finished projects, ever trooning out.

If you know of an example where this was the case, I'd like to see it. If you're lurking and thinking of trooning out, maybe buy some tools first instead.

Good thing Phil went on a shopping binge and bought a fucktonne of new tools for all the new jobs he doesn't have coming in. It sure made him feel proud and successful for fifteen minutes, tho. Yay, tool euphoria.

Phil was just trying to soothe his male psyche with the proven therapeutic power of buying some tools.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Phil was just trying to soothe his male psyche with the proven therapeutic power of buying some tools.

There's an old adage about how men don't grow up, they just bigger toys.

This is very true, even for men who don't go the tools and cars route, men always will have their thing. Geeks build robots, rednecks trucks, city folk cars or bikes, and even the real losers with playing table top games are making their own minis, terrain, and kit bashing shit to the extreme. Even those with digital hobbies will take of 3D modeling, making games, or even 3D printing.

Seriously, 3D printing is basically having a carpentry shop, but for men who are more nerdy.

It's not tools the male psyche craves, it's something simpler. We want to do work we enjoy to see the results of it. That's why so many men make and fix shit, then find excuses to fix what ain't broken just so we can keep working on something we care about.

Anyhow, now I'm going to go pull out some breadboards, wires, speakers, sensors and microprocessors and make something that chirps like a bird when it hears the high pitch of my cat, but then stops when motion gets within 3 feet of it. Not for a good reason, but because I'm a man, I have a pointless idea and I want to make it.

 

[Amphotericin B]

No amount of facial wizardry will make anyone but another troon want to touch that gnarled wad of scar tissue between his legs. And it was just a couple weeks ago that this man was saying passing didn’t matter.

In the coming years it’s going to be interesting to see how these mutilated FFS skulls respond to trauma like car crashes and failed suicide attempts. There’s going to be troons stomping around in huge versions of little girls pink cat ear helmets.

 

[AfghanBlue]

While I feel angry on behalf of the tax payer, I, for one, look forward to seeing the final result of Kaiser's Monster.
I have so many opinions on it, but I don't want to dissuade our dear princess from the procedures. So let's all cheer him on!

If you think about it, the taxpayer is getting more bang for their buck than usual here. Think how much joy so many people are going to get from these bolt ons. It’s going to be brilliant.


The “men growing up/ getting bigger toys” adage is telling of Kevin.
He doesn’t get bigger toys, or toys he does anything with. He gets the exact same toys a three year old would be interested in.

 

[Box Tie]

If you think about it, the taxpayer is getting more bang for their buck than usual here. Think how much joy so many people are going to get from these bolt ons. It’s going to be brilliant.

I can't think of a worse situation for Kevin than to not have anything left to butcher. In the same way deathfats cope with reality, knowing they can start that diet tomorrow or get bariatric surgery and become skinny, I have zero doubt Kevin copes with his chronic pain and general unfuckability by keeping these surgeries in his mind during all moments of weakness.

With these surgeries complete there will be nothing left, as if having bought that last transformer on earth, Kevin will be faced with nothing but reality.

 

[Oxyjen]

The “men growing up/ getting bigger toys” adage is telling of Kevin.
He doesn’t get bigger toys, or toys he does anything with. He gets the exact same toys a three year old would be interested in.

A three year-old should have grown out of his instinctive need for mommy milkers tbh.

 

[Law]

Anytime people in this thread post about "skincare" I'm just going to assume they meant to type "wizards" because the only way you're going to get the results you're describing is through literal magic.

We want to do work we enjoy to see the results of it.

Like getting an Amhole revision. You can see the results, the struggle is worth it. All those tools you bought could be used to jerry-rig a way to keep it open.
Kevin's a man, he has the pointless idea of tricking a surgeon into giving him breast implants and, by golly, he's going to do it. Just because.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Anyhow, now I'm going to go pull out some breadboards, wires, speakers, sensors and microprocessors and make something that chirps like a bird when it hears the high pitch of my cat, but then stops when motion gets within 3 feet of it. Not for a good reason, but because I'm a man, I have a pointless idea and I want to make it.

See, this is why we should like and appreciate men.

The tranch does this too but they're so stupid they make things even worse, to the point that they break every project even further than experts can fix.

Women tend to have the same urge as men to create things and work, but we'll be satisfied with intangible things like social bonds and community building in addition to the physical realm. The tranch has none of this.

Anytime people in this thread post about "skincare" I'm just going to assume they meant to type "wizards" because the only way you're going to get the results you're describing is through literal magic.

I like thinking "sandblaster".

 

[AlexGustavoPhilipe]

I feel like this encapsulates perfectly a solid 50% as to why Kevin trooned out in the first place.

If Kevin, say, was completely the same old kevvie apart from him being "not a maladapted autist/nerd/loser/incel" I expect he would've simply found a fairly ordinary girlfriend and dodged the troon bullet by a mile.

He might even be one of us - autistically hooked on laughing at a different AGP horrowcow.

But of course, we exist in the timeline where we have been blessed with the horrorshow, the unbearable stench of the am hole, the grotesque cone shaped moobs and the mind bending 250k+ tweets twitter account and 2k+ KF thread belonging to none other than Kevin Gibes.

 

[Law]

See, this is why we should like and appreciate men.

I like and appreciate Kevin, a man, for all the laughs and terf ammo he's given me over the years.

Women tend to have the same urge as men to create things and work, but we'll be satisfied with intangible things like social bonds

Both men and woman can create cat-teasing machines. Or create social bonds. Thinking that men are men because of how they behave socially or because of the things they choose to do for fun is troon logic.

 

[Octavia]

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We beg for things. Things we need. Things that make us coom.

Come on man, Talaxians are 100x more friendly and less narcissistic than Kevvy will ever be. Kevin do be ugly like one, but he doesn't share their heart of gold.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Come on man, Talaxians are 100x more friendly and less narcissistic than Kevvy will ever be. Kevin do be ugly like one, but he doesn't share their heart of gold.

Respectfully, friend, that's a Pakled.

(Although I probably just sprung your nerd trap, unless you're going the long way around for a Neelix dis.)

 

[The Final Troondown]

Sorry, possibly retarded question here.

If a debt collector or bailiff comes onto property without permission, and the householder shoots them, mistaking them for an intruder, would the householder stand a chance of getting away with it?

I am guessing that assuming the bailiff/collection agent have a warrant, judgement or other proof of a debt, they are not considered a trespasser as they have legal business to be on the property?

Not that I want to see some poor jobs worth doing an unpleasant job to get killed.

Penny going to prison would be a hilarious turn of events, especially as the investigation into the death of an official on the Tranch would open such a can of worms!

Nope, even in the most yeehaw stand your ground states you can't go full ancap and shoot someone for walking onto your property and violating your NAP

they have to be actively presenting a threat to your person or property, that means no landmines, no punji pits, no hiding in the bushes to light someone up etc

you can ask them to leave and if they have no legal business they have to, but that's not under penalty of death, but trespass
besides if you tell them to leave they'll likely just do so and return woth a police escort because no skin off their nose

 

[FinnSven]

Nope, even in the most yeehaw stand your ground states you can't go full ancap and shoot someone for walking onto your property and violating your NAP

they have to be actively presenting a threat to your person or property, that means no landmines, no punji pits, no hiding in the bushes to light someone up etc

you can ask them to leave and if they have no legal business they have to, but that's not under penalty of death, but trespass
besides if you tell them to leave they'll likely just do so and return woth a police escort because no skin off their nose

Ok good.

So it may not be Earls who cause Trans-Waco, instead, a debt collector with a police escort, most likely over Kevvie not ebegging enough for his transformers credit card bill.

 

[Trout P]

...and some Bosch powertools.

Sorry but this was the first thing that came to mind since these people are disfigured clowns

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Imagine going through studying your heart out in high school so you could get into a good pre-med program. Than studying your heart out some more to get into a good medical school. Then going through long years of hard work at med school. Then you become the surgeon giving Kevin breast implants.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Imagine going through studying your heart out in high school so you could get into a good pre-med program. Than studying your heart out some more to get into a good medical school. Then going through long years of hard work at med school. Then you become the surgeon giving Kevin breast implants.

Then cashing that paycheck and going home and doing your big-titted wife doggystyle in front of a plate glass window overlooking all the plebs 1,500 feet below you.

Sounds real rough.