DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Nigel of Ukip]

whenever the video talks about his gmates getting exposed, there is an evil Nigel picture @Nigel of Ukip in the background for a sec, pretty funny.

That got me too, when I saw it. He picked such a good picture aswell. Bloke that does the videos has a banger sense of humour.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Current situation with Rob.
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EDIT: Im watching the other ebeggars stream about dsp wwechampions and whenever the video talks about his gmates getting exposed, there is an evil Nigel picture @Nigel of Ukip in the background for a sec, pretty funny.

I saw it and immediately went "That's our Nige!"

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I like that there was still 1% chance that it turned out to not be DSP but boy he got a little too comfortable there.

I'm behind 50 pages since Sunday and want to say Phil is a massive bitch. How he covers and damage controls things is very telling how shameless he is about it.

 

[MAWBD]

DSP needs a mechanical keyboard for more efficient and satisfying LIMBs.

 

[Kosher Dill]

It's funny how the wheelchairs' "Free Willy" moments are always triggered by some random half-imagined slight. It's never something like "You begged for mortgage money and then ate out at Bahama Breeze", it's always "You insulted my favorite game" or "I don't like your tweet".

Like, Phil's not even wrong when he said to Rahb "I didn't change". He's ALWAYS been, well, a pigroach.

 

[Too Pale to Fail]

DSP doesn't have many personal stances left to break.
Things like "Not ever being a streamer" or "Not ever going back to twitch/youtube" and the biggest one of "Not ever begging for donations", for the most famous examples.

Recently he broke his "Not ever doing react content" stance. If he keeps getting dwindling support and another whale drops out I think we are headed into a "React every other stream to drama or TIHYDP videos" era. (he already bathes in drama so he's far broken his "I am not about drama stance")

When that loses steam we will finally get his I Can't/Won't Do sponsorships stance break. Raid Shadow Legends era has potential to be the saddest DSP era.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

After looking at his photos I wondered what was wrong with RobOnWheels. He looks like he has cerebral palsy or MS or something. It turns out he's british.

 

[Sup3r]

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True.

Fitting that the only times he can ever tell the truth is when it makes him look worse. This tweet also ruins his whole "I've changed dood" narrative that he pulls out every time his past actions are held against him. So have you really changed or are you trying to bullshit him to try and guilt him into giving you money because you can't handle a few bad days.

DSP doesn't have many personal stances left to break.
Things like "Not ever being a streamer" or "Not ever going back to twitch/youtube" and the biggest one of "Not ever begging for donations", for the most famous examples.

Recently he broke his "Not ever doing react content" stance. If he keeps getting dwindling support and another whale drops out I think we are headed into a "React every other stream to drama or TIHYDP videos" era. (he already bathes in drama so he's far broken his "I am not about drama stance")

When that loses steam we will finally get his I Can't/Won't Do sponsorships stance break. Raid Shadow Legends era might has potential to be the saddest DSP era.

I highly doubt he doesn't get a single offer for a sponsorship but knowing how he reacted to Keem, I wouldn't be surprised if he's not taking them because they aren't offering him enough money to care. It took a 50k offer just to get him to dm Keem and he wouldn't bother with a phone call for it.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Reviewtech? I wouldn't call him or Rahhhhb whales, Rob tosses a fiver once in a while and reviewtech has tipped once or twice ever right?

Rob is in the spreadsheet over the last year plus with a total in tips of just under $900, that isn't nothing. In the color key heat map shading coding, he's light green in terms of relative support among the others, with red being low and darker neon green being 1-minute;cuck, so consistency adds up.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

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DSP needs a mechanical keyboard for more efficient and satisfying LIMBs.

Okay so not only are those completely unattractive, basic bitch caps that look like they have the quality of a screen-printed T-shirt:

But they haven't even dropped yet, and there's no price. DSP is so fucking determined to pretend to be poor that he says he's too poor for things that he literally cannot even know the price of.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Okay so not only are those completely unattractive, basic bitch caps that look like they have the quality of a screen-printed T-shirt:

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But they haven't even dropped yet, and there's no price. DSP is so fucking determined to pretend to be poor that he says he's too poor for things that he literally cannot even know the price of.

It's funny that Phil thinks he could type without legends on the key caps.

 

[Dennis Rodman]

Okay so not only are those completely unattractive, basic bitch caps that look like they have the quality of a screen-printed T-shirt:

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But they haven't even dropped yet, and there's no price. DSP is so fucking determined to pretend to be poor that he says he's too poor for things that he literally cannot even know the price of.

I’m not a PC guy at all (matter of fact I’m using a laptop that’s 10+ years old and still has an optical drive lol), so forgive my stupidity when I ask this: is this like an easy thing to do on your own (like a SkinIt type deal?) I think the Sonic keyboard on the left is actually pretty cool looking.

 

[Coke Zero]

After looking at his photos I wondered what was wrong with RobOnWheels. He looks like he has cerebral palsy or MS or something. It turns out he's british.

Nigel BTFO

 

[Iron Hamster]

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DSP needs a mechanical keyboard for more efficient and satisfying LIMBs.

Everything is way too expensive to you if you were to be believed. But we all know better don't we.

After looking at his photos I wondered what was wrong with RobOnWheels. He looks like he has cerebral palsy or MS or something. It turns out he's british.

That's cold.

Rob is in the spreadsheet over the last year plus with a total in tips of just under $900, that isn't nothing. In the color key heat map shading coding, he's light green in terms of relative support among the others, with red being low and darker neon green being 1-minute;cuck, so consistency adds up.

Also keep in mind it's out of some sort of disability payment which really can't be much.

 

[Lord_Point]

Does this retard even want a keyboard or does he want a dent to send him a new toy to flex on the other retards in his daycare? He doesnt even use his new twitter only laptop to post on twitter.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

I’m not a PC guy at all (matter of fact I’m using a laptop that’s 10+ years old and still has an optical drive lol), so forgive my stupidity when I ask this: is this like an easy thing to do on your own (like a SkinIt type deal?) I think the Sonic keyboard on the left is actually pretty cool looking.

I don't think there's skins you can apply to existing caps to get something like this; typically good keycaps are exclusive, parts of group buys and made in single runs, where there's a lot more attention to detail, and you're either leaning into ostentatious or subtle with some standout caps.

I don't recommend getting into mechanical keyboards as a hobby. It can get... expensive. I guess it's great for DSP then.

EDIT: I don't mean to say you have bad taste or anything. Just that I'm sure you'll find other things that look much cooler.

 

[Super Dent Head]

I’m not a PC guy at all (matter of fact I’m using a laptop that’s 10+ years old and still has an optical drive lol), so forgive my stupidity when I ask this: is this like an easy thing to do on your own (like a SkinIt type deal?) I think the Sonic keyboard on the left is actually pretty cool looking.

To add graphics on keycaps, without them wearing off, means the graphic needs to be added multiple times during the layering process. It's not easy to do, hence why some caps cost so much.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Does this retard even want a keyboard or does he want a dent to send him a new toy to flex on the other retards in his daycare? He doesn't even use his new twitter only laptop to post on twitter.

My best guess, flex. Just like he flexed posting a stream deck some dent-head sent him, but he couldn't use it because it doesn't support Windows 7 (I believe his PC is STILL running Windows 7, but it could be Windows 8. Again, not sure which flavor of Windows it is, but I know it's an outdated version) and Phil was too lazy to upgrade it to Windows 10. I digress.

Just like he flexed on his friends with the figurines and all the "ridiculous shit" in his CTKhando and how he used to flex on everyone on Instagram with the old gacha screenshots after dropping hundreds of dollars in app.

My point is this: either some denthead is gonna give it to him, Phil is gonna flex OR he's gonna buy it and claim "a fan donated this..."All so he can get that hit of dopamine he clearly needs to feel good, because those Hogan pulls aren't exactly giving him the EXACT hit it used to, now, it's time to chase clout on Twitter or ask for stupid shit he clearly doesn't need.

 

[Lolidaki]

My best guess, flex. Just like he flexed posting a stream deck some dent-head sent him, but he couldn't use it because it doesn't support Windows 7 (I believe his PC is STILL running Windows 7, but it could be Windows 8. Again, not sure which flavor of Windows it is, but I know it's an outdated version) and Phil was too lazy to upgrade it to Windows 10. I digress.

"I used to build pcs for a hobby" man is scared of updating windows, prime boomer.

 

[Lazycunt]

Over 100 million subs and phil is begging for 200k subs really activates the almonds.

Phil in his little pewdiepie twitter bullshit
These people are so bored they are going after pewdiepie and he's not at his peak, phil is implying pewdiepie is irrelevant and that it's ok to go after him if he was still as popular at his peak.

Jealousy is helluva drug