Andy Warski / Adam "Race" Warski / Andy Pires / Subcultured / Warski Live / The Warski Show / Purple Dragon / Kino Casino - Stuttering retard, known for AIM AIM AIM, avid abortionist, tranny and femboy chaser, fighter for an entire 28.89 seconds. Runs a stagnant show with his pet. 🕯️👼🕯️

[Keranu]

I dunno folks. I think this fight is going to fall flat on it's ass.

Remember when Warski got locked in a room with Ralph in Miami and this was the fallout?


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People haven't talked about this clip enough lately. Warski recently tried to defend it, saying Ralph lied and that Warski wasn't curled up in a ball... not sure why that matters since Andy was in full panic mode and terrified to fight.

I remember after that incident, maybe in the Failure call, Andy explained he has had anxiety issues all his life due to childhood trauma. Yet we're supposed to believe this isn't a factor for his upcoming fight?

If Andy doesn't pull a Tonka (I don't believe he will), he may very well collapse under pressure in the ring.

I'd like the fight to go ahead and see Salt Papi knock Warski into a coma and/or new therapist, but I can't see it happening. Even with the purse on offer. I mean, have we ever even seen so much as a sparring vid from him?

I looked up the Papi's channel the other day and he posts a lot of training and seems to relaxed and having fun. He has the mental conditioning and fight experience that Andy lacks.

 

[Muad'Dick]

People haven't talked about this clip enough lately. Warski recently tried to defend it, saying Ralph lied and that Warski wasn't curled up in a ball... not sure why that matters since Andy is in full panic mode and terrified to fight.

I remember after that incident, maybe in the Failure call, Andy explained he has had anxiety issues all his life due to childhood trauma. Yet we're supposed to believe this isn't a factor for his upcoming fight?

Precisely. This is a man who is going to step into the ring in front of thousands of people (this isn't some dive in Knoxville, the O2 arena is a 20K seater) and fight? I'm not buying it.

He was a broken man after being trapped in a room with fucking Ralph of all people. Even before he tasted righteous Anglo street justice in Portugal, Ralph wasn't exactly intimidating, yet he made Warski sound like he'd done a spell in Gitmo. That wasn't anger in Warski's voice, it was fear.

I know Warski fell to the Gnome's magic and was enraptured by the dollar signs, but he has no idea what he's getting himself into. This isn't a guaranteed no-show in a fucking barn like Donga was. This is an actual professional fight against a guy who, in all likelihood, will push his shit in without breaking a sweat. It doesn't matter how many hours you've spent being the gym's punch bag, Salt Papi isn't afraid of taking a punch and it isn't his first time in the ring.

This is either going to be Knoxville II (with Warski being the no-show) or Salt Papi will make him wish he was locked in that hotel room with Ralph.

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

Warski is full of confidence. Papi is gonna dance around a few minutes, throw some light jabs and play with his prey, maybe let Warski hit a few jabs and a haymaker for laughs.

Second round, Warski is more confident than Ralph after Kino Casino fallouts, throws a jab, gets countered hard. He tries to recompose, gets pressured with strong hooks. He turns his back, Papi just whacks him over and over. Warski falls and curls into a ball. TKO at 0:58 seconds of the second round.

Remind this post.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Precisely. This is a man who is going to step into the ring in front of thousands of people (this isn't some dive in Knoxville, the O2 arena is a 20K seater) and fight? I'm not buying it.

20k people ain’t watching Warski, his fight will be the fight that occurs as people shuffle into the arena, find their seats and then get in line for concessions before the real fights.

 

[Keranu]

Warski is full of confidence. Papi is gonna dance around a few minutes, throw some light jabs and play with his prey, maybe let Warski hit a few jabs and a haymaker for laughs.

Second round, Warski is more confident than Ralph after Kino Casino fallouts, throws a jab, gets countered hard. He tries to recompose, gets pressured with strong hooks. He turns his back, Papi just whacks him over and over. Warski falls and curls into a ball. TKO at 0:58 seconds of the second round.

Remind this post.

I think this is an excellent prediction. I think the second most likely outcome is Warski collapses under pressure in the first round and PPP throws in the towel or Andy eats a KO. Best case scenario for Andy is he goes the distance and loses by decision.

I also think Papi will be more comfortable in the weight class, it's not low enough to take away his power and better suited for his build.

Andy is basically stuck packing on fat to meet weight, and it shows. Two months just isn't enough time to build muscle (naturally) though it's good enough to cap off strength.

Of course boxing is an endurance game, especially for two amateurs scouted off Youtube. I don't think Andy's stamina will be as primed for 185lbs or whatever they're fighting at, though I'll give Andy credit that I could be wrong about that.

Again, Papi just seems very cozy at that weight from what I've seen. It's gonna be hard for Andy to maintain his weight while also improving conditioning.

 

[Muad'Dick]

Again, Papi just seems very cozy at that weight from what I've seen. It's gonna be hard for Andy to maintain his weight while also improving conditioning.

Papi just seems very comfy in the ring full-stop. He's a polished pub fighter and good little brawler. If his YT career ever drops off he could go bare knuckle for a few bucks.

 

[Local Fed]

He was a broken man after being trapped in a room with fucking Ralph of all people. Even before he tasted righteous Anglo street justice in Portugal, Ralph wasn't exactly intimidating, yet he made Warski sound like he'd done a spell in Gitmo. That wasn't anger in Warski's voice, it was fear.

In defense of Tardski, and bear in mind that it pains me to tard guard here, imagine being trapped in a room with the gunt. The lower case gunt I mean, not solely Ethan. Imagine its bifurcated visage as you try to reason with the unreasonable, its unquenchable hunger bereft of trash burgers locking you in its sights as its host is a hollerin'.

Would any of us come away from that experience unscathed? There are some scars of which donos from Metokur Masochist cannot fade.

 

[AltisticRight]

Papi will make Warski wish he was still 3 locked in a room with his babysitter.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

the songs arent funny, cokeski. it's cringe and awkward. please work on your material dude. you have the mind of a child and your comedy is on the same tier as schoolchildren singing about killing barney.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

I know they're live at the moment, but I watched their last friday show the other night... wow I've never really followed warski outside of his associations with ralph, but he sure lived up to the monocur "tardski" his incoherent rant about abortion was some of the cringiest shit I've ever seen; pp coping with his Triangle didn't bring any levity to the awkward turn the stream took either.

 

[A Sunset]

I dunno folks. I think this fight is going to fall flat on it's ass.

Remember when Warski got locked in a room with Ralph in Miami and this was the fallout?


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I'd like the fight to go ahead and see Salt Papi knock Warski into a coma and/or new therapist, but I can't see it happening. Even with the purse on offer. I mean, have we ever even seen so much as a sparring vid from him?

Andy sounds like a scared woman in this clip lmao. Listen to his voice shake. “He wouldn’t let me leave”. So deck the fat nigger you faggot pussy. I’m looking forward to seeing how this fight goes after hearing this.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Papi will make Warski wish he was still 3 locked in a room with his babysitter.

I read that as Papa Pires at first which also works. Instead of Salt Papi

 

[JohnWayne'sImpactedFeces]

Failure did an interview with Ear Juice a few years ago. Ear Juice recently included it in a stream. Unfortunately the audio, is scuffed in the interview and in classic Ear Juice style, ignoring the chat's advice he did the entire stream with an awful mixer mic arrangement and managed to make it worse. He shows the interview in Soundcloud, and I looked, but it is not available at the link he provided in the show notes. I made the audio bearable and wish I had more time to play with it. Failure drops some hilarious and sad Tardski lore here and I think it's worth a listen. I wonder what Failure is up to now. I also would like to know if this was the birth of the retarded phoenix meme, if so, well done Failure, well done.

 

[Fools Idol]

This by far the best he's been in years.

Well that didn't last long.

 

[Chastener Grundlemere]

the songs arent funny, cokeski. it's cringe and awkward. please work on your material dude. you have the mind of a child and your comedy is on the same tier as schoolchildren singing about killing barney.

Maybe I’m deranged, but there’s nothing inherently funny to me about a musical gag. It’s cringe when an animated movie does it and it’s especially cringe when warski does it.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

I also would like to know if this was the birth of the retarded phoenix meme, if so, well done Failure, well done.

No it isn't, that name has been around for a much longer time than whenever this interview could have been recorded (obviously after Warski and Failure broke up).
I'm 99% sure it came from 8ch /cow/ and that it was already around before the Kumite finally died.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Maybe I’m deranged, but there’s nothing inherently funny to me about a musical gag. It’s cringe when an animated movie does it and it’s especially cringe when warski does it.

The only good musical is the fantasy show “Galavant”

https://youtu.be/Qmje2_xFMXE

 

[HarrySachz]

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Failure did an interview with Ear Juice a few years ago. Ear Juice recently included it in a stream. Unfortunately the audio, is scuffed in the interview and in classic Ear Juice style, ignoring the chat's advice he did the entire stream with an awful mixer mic arrangement and managed to make it worse. He shows the interview in Soundcloud, and I looked, but it is not available at the link he provided in the show notes. I made the audio bearable and wish I had more time to play with it. Failure drops some hilarious and sad Tardski lore here and I think it's worth a listen. I wonder what Failure is up to now. I also would like to know if this was the birth of the retarded phoenix meme, if so, well done Failure, well done.
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For fuck sake how hard is it to equalize your audio when you are streaming?

 

[not william stenchever]

No it isn't, that name has been around for a much longer time than whenever this interview could have been recorded (obviously after Warski and Failure broke up).
I'm 99% sure it came from 8ch /cow/ and that it was already around before the Kumite finally died.

I may be retarded but I remember "retarded phoenix" hitting the popular lexicon some time between the Kumite imploding and JF dumping Andy, which would be about the time you're describing.

Anyone with a better memory please let us know if my memory is faulty. It was only four years ago but it feels like it has ben ten.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

"I don't mean to sound offensive, but a baby is expensive." Andy Warski, Abortion Song

Truly he is a master wordsmith. One of the great thinkers of our generation.