Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[vondables]

She looks like a drug addict and twice her real age (36).

Yet paradoxically acts like a retarded teenager. She seems to have taken a break from outfit-of-the-day ~fashun~ posting while standing on her toilet seat to dye her hair with Clorox in her bathtub. The end result is giving me Scarecrow from Wizard of Oz getting her pussy hair styled at Great Clips.

 

[Drain Bamaged]

This morning Ms Carnduff opened an “Ask Me Anything” on her Snapchat Instagram “story” and blessed us with this awe-inspiring image of a sunflower while answering a question.

Oh yeah. By the way, she’s not bothered by doubters, yet she deleted Womb Space. Don’t worry, though, because @Vampyroteuthis infernalis saved it for us.

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I'm genuinely wondering if she's an elaborate troll, or if she is just an empty mentally ill woman with nothing else going for her. She's busy loving her womb space tulip emoji. This reads like a copypasta that people forgot about after a month. This is the wrong app for touching your yoni, how about onlyfans? Do fish have vulvas?

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Kiwi Farms spoke of the devil and she has returned

Allyson Marie Suphton 3 month stay in the nut hut


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She came back to us! I am legit hyped for a new sad fat DID cross-country adventure to whatever inpatient program she's got her sights set on this time.

Also wondering if she reads here, because that's a spectacularly well-timed return.... HIII ALLYSON! WASH YOUR DAMN HAIR PLEASE.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Big Al is back. Is there chance of a time line?

 

[Ophelia Johnson]

She came back to us! I am legit hyped for a new sad fat DID cross-country adventure to whatever inpatient program she's got her sights set on this time.

Also wondering if she reads here, because that's a spectacularly well-timed return.... HIII ALLYSON! WASH YOUR DAMN HAIR PLEASE.

the thing i am most excited for is seeing how much weight she’s put on while being fed antipsychotics for the past three months. i give it less than a week after coming home until she claims she’s MaLnOuRiShEd and jams her life saving feeding tube back up her snout

 

[mooserangerofthenorth]

Better get my oatmeal ready.

 

[ItzLog]

Ok but have you seen her toothbrush?
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Ahahaha! I'm oddly pumped that this masterpiece has made it over here lol

No that's dani's real toothbrush. The pic of her holding it is shopped for shits and giggles but the toothbrush was seen in the background of one of her posts a while back. She is grotesquely unsanitary.

Bingo. That toothbrush was taken from a screenshot i took from a GRWM-style video she did over a year ago; in which she proudly announced she only needed to brush her teeth and hair before she was ready, showcasing this abomination of a toothbrush. The pic of her in a towel was more recent (this past week); she's attempting to go platinum blonde and I guess she thought we would want to see her in a towel.

Oddly enough....I used the edit feature in the Snapchat app to make the above masterpiece, lol. I made a "sticker" out of her emotional support toothbrush and one of her hand and pieced it together that way, lol.

 

[choccy milk]

Ahahaha! I'm oddly pumped that this masterpiece has made it over here lol

Bingo. That toothbrush was taken from a screenshot i took from a GRWM-style video she did over a year ago; in which she proudly announced she only needed to brush her teeth and hair before she was ready, showcasing this abomination of a toothbrush. The pic of her in a towel was more recent (this past week); she's attempting to go platinum blonde and I guess she thought we would want to see her in a towel.

Oddly enough....I used the edit feature in the Snapchat app to make the above masterpiece, lol. I made a "sticker" out of her emotional support toothbrush and one of her hand and pieced it together that way, lol.

I have a transparent sticker of the toothbrush on my PicsArt app too, I don’t even remember what I used it for but it haunts me whenever I open Picsart

 

[Roxanne Wolf]

May I present to BP, a web shop run by a black, "chronically ill" queer womxn.

BiBi Pins​

Abi, the label-plastered attention whore (who just might be worthy of a lolcalf post) pays for her medical costs by selling what I can only describe as "queer-colored" disability accessories ranging from cheap braces and compression socks to enamel disability pins - the subject of our ire today.

S / A

Spoiler: Imagine Unironically Wearing These

Let's imagine it together, you're walking down the sidewalk, your phone is dead and all you need to know is the time. The next person you come across is a dangerhair glued to their phone while walking (or wheeling, depending how committed they are to their "disability") the opposite direction. You kindly ask if they have the time.
They look at you, don't say a word and brushy their hair off their shoulder to reveal two sliding pins. One of them, labeled "Speaking - Non Speaking" is set to 9, and their "Spoons" pin is set to "2". Knowing you've seen this they walk away, satisfied that they may have just gotten nonverbal pity from a stranger.

Anyone who buys anything from this shop has no need for it other than as a bright attention grabber, only to get attention. There's more to the store but I'm not sure how much of it applies to this thread, but it's worth a peek for some quick lulz.

 

[son of jurassic bark]

May I present to BP, a web shop run by a black, "chronically ill" queer womxn.

BiBi Pins​

Abi, the label-plastered attention whore (who just might be worthy of a lolcalf post) pays for her medical costs by selling what I can only describe as "queer-colored" disability accessories ranging from cheap braces and compression socks to enamel disability pins - the subject of our ire today.
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S / A

Spoiler: Imagine Unironically Wearing These

Let's imagine it together, you're walking down the sidewalk, your phone is dead and all you need to know is the time. The next person you come across is a dangerhair glued to their phone while walking (or wheeling, depending how committed they are to their "disability") the opposite direction. You kindly ask if they have the time.
They look at you, don't say a word and brushy their hair off their shoulder to reveal two sliding pins. One of them, labeled "Speaking - Non Speaking" is set to 9, and their "Spoons" pin is set to "2". Knowing you've seen this they walk away, satisfied that they may have just gotten nonverbal pity from a stranger.

Anyone who buys anything from this shop has no need for it other than as a bright attention grabber, only to get attention. There's more to the store but I'm not sure how much of it applies to this thread, but it's worth a peek for some quick lulz.

One of the most satisfying, shitlordy things that's happened to me was being taken to a room at the ER before a faker who had presumably been waiting quite a while as they kept getting put to the back of the line. The nurse who held the door for me had a big ol eye-roll in full view.

 

[choccy milk]

May I present to BP, a web shop run by a black, "chronically ill" queer womxn.

BiBi Pins​

Abi, the label-plastered attention whore (who just might be worthy of a lolcalf post) pays for her medical costs by selling what I can only describe as "queer-colored" disability accessories ranging from cheap braces and compression socks to enamel disability pins - the subject of our ire today.
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S / A

Spoiler: Imagine Unironically Wearing These

Let's imagine it together, you're walking down the sidewalk, your phone is dead and all you need to know is the time. The next person you come across is a dangerhair glued to their phone while walking (or wheeling, depending how committed they are to their "disability") the opposite direction. You kindly ask if they have the time.
They look at you, don't say a word and brushy their hair off their shoulder to reveal two sliding pins. One of them, labeled "Speaking - Non Speaking" is set to 9, and their "Spoons" pin is set to "2". Knowing you've seen this they walk away, satisfied that they may have just gotten nonverbal pity from a stranger.

Anyone who buys anything from this shop has no need for it other than as a bright attention grabber, only to get attention. There's more to the store but I'm not sure how much of it applies to this thread, but it's worth a peek for some quick lulz.

Bibi has given me big cow vibes for a while now, I keep seeing her shit on my regular twatter but I haven’t had enough time/energy to delve into her history. She’s extremely obnoxious tho and really egregious with the disabled pity party and panhandling.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Goose girl addresses Paige's fuckery
So allegedly Paige has stopped posting on toktik because of "the hate". She has also turned off comments on all her vids. Her friend goosely(gaby), of service goose bathtime fame, says that Paige is going to hand over her medical records to put the munchausens narrative to bed. Apparently Goosely has had all of her vids spammed with questions about our favorite disease vector, Paige. I'm under the impression that the cracks are showing and it's becoming increasingly obvious that Paige is not in on deaths door and the goose has developed doubts. On the other hand she is still parroting the same old lies about how Paige's mother is a narcissistic liar concocting bizarre tales for internet fame and that the fecal matter found its own way into "The Claw's" festering wounds. In the comments of the vid that I linked someone asked if Goosely had seen the hospice facility where Paige lived personally and she replied "Yes, it's true. She's in hospice for end of life care. I visited her there personally two years ago". Ha! If that doesn't answer all your questions about Paiges state of being I don't know what will. End of life care through hospice implies that the patient has six months or less to live. If Goosely isn't outright lying she's dumb as dirt(I'm leaning towards the latter). I also happened to notice many people asking about the nono casts. Paige turning off her comments seems to have swayed a large percentage of her supporters to the side of darkness, to the side of the truth.

Ps This post may or may not be the result of me obsessively checking the thread for new posts by KateFarmShill. I would commit murder for a new timeline, Kate.

 

[WinifredSanderson]

Ahahaha! I'm oddly pumped that this masterpiece has made it over here lol

Bingo. That toothbrush was taken from a screenshot i took from a GRWM-style video she did over a year ago; in which she proudly announced she only needed to brush her teeth and hair before she was ready, showcasing this abomination of a toothbrush. The pic of her in a towel was more recent (this past week); she's attempting to go platinum blonde and I guess she thought we would want to see her in a towel.

Oddly enough....I used the edit feature in the Snapchat app to make the above masterpiece, lol. I made a "sticker" out of her emotional support toothbrush and one of her hand and pieced it together that way, lol.

I didn't think anything could top that Nazi grifter Belchy Baird and her forcing her sister and then her husband to share toothbrushes and yet, here we are! This may be even worse.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Anyone who buys anything from this shop has no need for it other than as a bright attention grabber, only to get attention.

If I ever work in the emergency department again I kinda want the patience scale one...

Not for the reasons she thinks tho

 

[SashaBastion]

Goose girl addresses Paige's fuckery
So allegedly Paige has stopped posting on toktik because of "the hate". She has also turned off comments on all her vids. Her friend goosely(gaby), of service goose bathtime fame, says that Paige is going to hand over her medical records to put the munchausens narrative to bed. Apparently Goosely has had all of her vids spammed with questions about our favorite disease vector, Paige. I'm under the impression that the cracks are showing and it's becoming increasingly obvious that Paige is not in on deaths door and the goose has developed doubts. On the other hand she is still parroting the same old lies about how Paige's mother is a narcissistic liar concocting bizarre tales for internet fame and that the fecal matter found its own way into "The Claw's" festering wounds. In the comments of the vid that I linked someone asked if Goosely had seen the hospice facility where Paige lived personally and she replied "Yes, it's true. She's in hospice for end of life care. I visited her there personally two years ago". Ha! If that doesn't answer all your questions about Paiges state of being I don't know what will. End of life care through hospice implies that the patient has six months or less to live. If Goosely isn't outright lying she's dumb as dirt(I'm leaning towards the latter). I also happened to notice many people asking about the nono casts. Paige turning off her comments seems to have swayed a large percentage of her supporters to the side of darkness, to the side of the truth.

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Goose girl addresses Paige's fuckery
So allegedly Paige has stopped posting on toktik because of "the hate". She has also turned off comments on all her vids. Her friend goosely(gaby), of service goose bathtime fame, says that Paige is going to hand over her medical records to put the munchausens narrative to bed. Apparently Goosely has had all of her vids spammed with questions about our favorite disease vector, Paige. I'm under the impression that the cracks are showing and it's becoming increasingly obvious that Paige is not in on deaths door and the goose has developed doubts. On the other hand she is still parroting the same old lies about how Paige's mother is a narcissistic liar concocting bizarre tales for internet fame and that the fecal matter found its own way into "The Claw's" festering wounds. In the comments of the vid that I linked someone asked if Goosely had seen the hospice facility where Paige lived personally and she replied "Yes, it's true. She's in hospice for end of life care. I visited her there personally two years ago". Ha! If that doesn't answer all your questions about Paiges state of being I don't know what will.

yeah, I think I’ve said this before, but I feel for Goosley. She posted a TikTok on 30th June in real distress because Paige arranged to visit Goosley that day but never turned up. Paige ghosted Goosley, so naturally, Goose assumed the sad walrus has met her final end.

My bet? Paige had no intention of visiting. Probably leaked juices from every orifice when she saw Goosley’s video and the sympathy comments.

Munchie-ism is NOT a victimless sport

 

[cuttysnark]

Fake tubes are back

 

[WinifredSanderson]

Fake tubes are back

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Oooh, I am unfamiliar with this cow, a search on the farms only has a few posts about her here. Where can I find more info? And good lord, that looks fake as fuck, why would you use a tape like that on your face?! Looks like that tatty "washi tape" garbage from a dollar store.

 

[cuttysnark]

Oooh, I am unfamiliar with this cow, a search on the farms only has a few posts about her here. Where can I find more info? And good lord, that looks fake as fuck, why would you use a tape like that on your face?! Looks like that tatty "washi tape" garbage from a dollar store.

You can search Allyson on the Illnessfakers subreddit for older stuff, Allyson is no longer a subject there do to her constantly threatening to neck herself.


Her last Tumblr account

https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/tubie-on-wheels%20

 

[Abby Normal]

If I ever work in the emergency department again I kinda want the patience scale one...

Not for the reasons she thinks tho

I had the same thought about the Fucks Given one

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Ps This post may or may not be the result of me obsessively checking the thread for new posts by KateFarmShill. I would commit murder for a new timeline, Kate.

I have a few I'm finishing up but I'm also helping other people write timelines. And also I'm like a gainfully employed adult with responsibilities sometimes.