DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[unapologetic weeaboo]

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I know that Phil's gin brain is a subject of many jokes but his inability to control his own compulsions are slowly fucking up his body. His alcoholism is literally causing his brain to rot away and he doesn't even seem to notice let alone care.

Medical professionals are having a hard time with diagnosing Mr. Burnell’s condition because the thing inside of his noggin is that fuckin’ tiny

 

[Chernabog3000]

I think chat asked him to show his covid jab card and refused to do? No way he got it.

This doesn't really tell us much. Searching pig pig go seems like anytime the Vax was even mentioned trolls just jumped in all tits or gtfo.

Even than. You gotta remember. Phil hates his chat. The only hoops he will jump through for them come with tiered rewards goals and monetary value. Being asked by a bunch of dentheads to produce X or Y on demand is something that's already been written of as demeaning by Phil's brain. So you usually get a refusal or bullshit answer. Even if it's the most basic shit like did u get Vax. Witch knowing Mr I gotta go eat, liberal af Washington state, my wife is in retail and a bad case of post nasal drip almost suffocates him, he def got it.

The fuck is it anyone's business. I don't care if you got the Vax or didn't get the Vax. But even for a guy like phil who makes his medical buisness everyone's buisness... it's no one's fucking buisness if he got vaxxed. He's still a docuhebag don't get me wrong but refusing to display some personal paperwork when personal paperwork has been used to absolutely rape you online and irl isn't exactly a shit thing for Dave to do.

If you were Phil would you produce your vaccine card on stream cause a 50/50 split of retards and trolls were asking? I got mine at my local pharmacy, same place I've been getting medicine as a kid. Decades my medical history. Why the fuck would I want my audience, whom is like 90% people who hate me, having that information?

It's not like it's a crayon etched list of fake bills.

 

[Coomfucius]

I've known a few closet cleaners in my time. I'm glad Phil is now openly embracing his raging homosexuality.

Took him long enough

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

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Hello fellow humans!

So was he holding onto this photo for a week? That Pacman shirt was worn a week ago and non way in hell he's playin some shit on his day off.

 

[fuckshitsnake]

Hi Kiwis.
Please keep remarking about how Phil's facial hair is greying out and makes him look like he's 60.
I want to see this insecure blob start breaking out the JustForMen while continuing to squeal that he's proud of how he looks and the detractors aren't getting to him.

 

[Lord_Point]

Ya know what I think of when someone says nice guy? I think of the kind of dude who goes on an unhinged rant about how public charity is stupid and no one should do charity if they can even slightly be perceived to benefit from the charitable act. He learned this because he was raised chirstian and the bible very clearly teaches never to do charity if you can get something back.

"Whoever is generous to the poor lends to the Lord, and he will repay him for his deed. So dont give charity to poors moron because you just want god to repay you nudnik!. tuhuh." - book of Proverbs, updated by phil

 

[Ptolemy]

Hi Kiwis.
Please keep remarking about how Phil's facial hair is greying out and makes him look like he's 60.
I want to see this insecure blob start breaking out the JustForMen while continuing to squeal that he's proud of how he looks and the detractors aren't getting to him.

"My wife likes it doood, why would I color my beard that's ridiculous" Man he's been dealing with memes for like 10 years he's never changed anything. (except for the blouse, he did stop wearing that)

 

[Iron Hamster]

Hi Kiwis.
Please keep remarking about how Phil's facial hair is greying out and makes him look like he's 60.
I want to see this insecure blob start breaking out the JustForMen while continuing to squeal that he's proud of how he looks and the detractors aren't getting to him.

I believe he's been using it for awhile now. Notice the area everyone thought was a bald spot miraculously has hair again (it always did, it was just translucent)

 

[Wasabi Panda]

guys it was 97 degrees fahrenheit, he knows cause he was outside running errands in it. He really is a "special" boy, like not mommy thinks I'm special or actually a gifted person like short bus special.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

guys it was 97 degrees fahrenheit, he knows cause he was outside running errands in it. He really is a "special" boy, like not mommy thinks I'm special or actually a gifted person like short bus special.

One of the hats should be a helmet.

 

[Paladin Derich]

At the end of the road, on his last day, as he lays in his dead bed, if he made his daily goal he will think it was a good day, if not he will think it was a slow day, and then he will close his eyes.

And then he will find himself in a room, identical to his "office", where he will be chained for eternity, forced to play against a demonic version of Gojitenks in Third Strike. The chat will be nothing but lol and lmao messages.

 

[clothes in my closet]

Phil just begged for people to tip him behind the scenes

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxf-7OUA3TBW7NC8Q2wBdrsRyCo8G5736u

AND

Phil just called Plumgorl "he" again

https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxqTbT-mrEmwlEkJhJTSQ7ahB_G2L6XGYS

 

[Wasabi Panda]

oh god...

He power walks
admittedly "a little bit" of walking
He lost weight (his face looks fatter in the tism react pics)
improved his blood pressure (I guess he can see blood pressure now like frames and degrees)
his life has turned around
cause he does carido
but has "respiratory problems", which are allergies.
He doesn't sweat or need to lie down anymore after going out for 2 hours...then wipes sweat from his eyebrows from just talking.

all that as his eyes are darting around and he's just shifting around in his seat flailing about, rubbing his nose like he's tweaking.

Sure phil, sure.

 

[Pargon]

Hi Kiwis.
Please keep remarking about how Phil's facial hair is greying out and makes him look like he's 60.
I want to see this insecure blob start breaking out the JustForMen while continuing to squeal that he's proud of how he looks and the detractors aren't getting to him.

The funniest part is that he seems to think dyeing his facial hair is somehow too obvious despite the fact that the hair on his head has remained unnaturally jet black for years now.

Like m8 you look like you upended the first two inches of your head into an open barrel of crude oil. You’re not fooling anyone.

 

[CallumsCorner]

He just said " I really hate to say any positive came out of the pandemic" and seemed ro really mean it, well as much as he is capable of meaning anything.

Why?? Is he really that simple minded to think nothing good can come from a shit situation? Triumph in adversity obviously isn't on his radar but is it really as simple stuff being either good or bad in his head?

Or is he so weak minded that he is is trying not to offend someone in some weird over cautious way.

His soul is shit stained.

 

[hundredthousand]

The funniest part is that he seems to think dyeing his facial hair is somehow too obvious despite the fact that the hair on his head has remained unnaturally jet black for years now.

Like m8 you look like you upended the first two inches of your head into an open barrel of crude oil. You’re not fooling anyone.

He goes to the same hair salon as Steven Seagal.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He just said " I really hate to say any positive came out of the pandemic" and seemed ro really mean it, well as much as he is capable of meaning anything.

Why?? Is he really that simple minded to think nothing good can come from a shit situation? Triumph in adversity obviously isn't on his radar but is it really as simple stuff being either good or bad in his head?

Or is he so weak minded that he is is trying not to offend someone in some weird over cautious way.

His soul is shit stained.

Pandemic saved his ass on multiple fronts

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Not sure what to take away from this PDP rant

- Hates PDP cause he's not relevant but people still talk about him
- hates him cause he's rich
- PDP apologized for doing something that offended people instead of saying he never did it
- DSP got called out by Rob on Wheels for his stupid tweet that's now "a joke"

this lack of self-awareness mixed with this level of narcissism shouldn't be possible but here it is, in one snorting package.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

He goes to the same hair salon as Steven Seagal.

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They really do have a lot in common besides their weight and hairline:

- delusional
- compulsive liars
- narcissists
- once fairly popular, now a living punchline
- pump out zero effort content on a regular basis
- horrible attitudes towards women
- so lazy they refuse to get out of a chair to do their job
- talk tough but would get knocked out in a real fight

 

[Silverchair]

a manchild jealous at the age of 40 because apparently pewdiepie copied his content.

what a narcissistic cunt.