Sam Hyde

Sam is an undeniably trashy person. He has videos of himself literally throwing trash from his car into the street. People who complain about him getting two women pregnant aren't complaining about him being trashy they're complaining about him being misogynistic and a womanizer and that's something that I don't care about.
Any woman that lets his greasy cock inside of her deserves what she’s gonna get, it’s the issue that he’s literally no better than Ralph, knocking up pigs left and right not caring about the outcome or whether he should even be a father, and let’s say they had abortions at his behest, does that not go against his based and redpilled messaging? It’s the degeneracy that I care about, not muh wahmens rights.
 
Cumtown did the same.
A clipping channel flexed his revenue and then the cumboys went after most clipping channel.

One was on a payroll.


People like clipping channels because they are better than the 2-3 hours long podcast.
Cumtown is really mediocre in podcast form but pretty good if clipped.
Any major podcast or longform content creator NOT running their own clipping channel is just leaving money on the table. I’d argue this even extends to major TV/movie studios. A sizable segment of Youtube is just people uploading 30 second clips of funny lines from a show or a cool fight scene from a movie or anime with zero alterations. This content is neither a replacement for the original IP, nor can it be substituted BY the original, because sometimes people just want to watch that short clip, either to watch themselves to laugh again or to show their friends.

If creators/studios just ran official, monetized clipping channels, they’d be capitalizing on a “product” that there’s clearly a market for with very little additional time and effort. I wouldn’t be surprised if clipping channels in general help grow a show’s audience as well, since a short clip with a descriptive title is much more approachable than a 2-3 hour long stream with no time stamps where it’s not even immediately clear what the topic is.
 
Idk why everyone is wondering if Sam is going to fight Boogie. I'd love to see it but there's no way boogie would step into the ring - or even a gym for longer than five minutes.

Anyway, Sam is officially fighting someone on Aug 27. It's against some YouTuber named IAMTHMPSN. All I know about him is he plays violin with OF girls. Seems pretty irrelevant but I could be wrong.
Everyone wanna see Sam kick the shit outta that fat fuck, that or the commie grifter hasanabi
 
yeah and they should probably just set up a regular fucking podcast together and do merch instead of trying to paywall it and whining when clip channels do what they should have done to begin with. I'm sorry but his strategy sucks. They censor themselves on Gumroad too so it's not like an artistic integrity decision.
They've been doing a regular podcast for like half a year. I think only the first ten or so had any of the wiggers on. Sam does merch, but he's obviously bad at logistics, keeps getting kicked off of selling platforms, and wants to use high quality materials and printing. I don't think closing down other clip channels will matter for expanding, there will still be clips anyways, and MDE has always made it hard to find their stuff. The main problem is that after the cancellation their aspirations of making it big in conventional media were dashed and their output became angrier and gloomier. This is why the podcasts with Nick have been fan favorites, besides being uniquely funny, he pulls Sam out of the ranting, advicetubing mindset.
 
ABLUBLUBLUBLU MUH YOOTOOB CUHREEER IS OVERRR!

This is a reality check for any aspiring "e-celebrities", the only people who become "Internet Famous" are those who are too retarded and low-functioning to do anything else. It's pretty embarassing to hear this guy spent north of a decade on his channel and completely fumbled the opportunity to land an easy sincure as a salaried TeaClips.

Not to mention the fact that he had 5+ years to prepare for the inevitable since YouTube has been in heavy crackdown mode on anything remotely transgressive since Mango Mussolini took office.

EDIT: Damn, that got me good lol
 
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This isn't thenewpill's vid, but rather a joke reupload of an older video by a different guy. Link here.

Hindsight is 20/20, but upon seeing that dumpy guy who looked like Ethan Kline's future child cry into the camera, I was like "how the fuck does someone like this make edits that good?!"
Goddamn ... Got me good
 
It's not like any of this really matters, you know how many people were making 54k or whatever online a couple years back that aren't making shit now? This is just hitting branches on the way down. In a couple years Sam Hyde himself probably won't be making any money, and neither will his clip channels.

I can imagine no more miserable existence than being an entertainer online for a living at this point, so let him do whatever he believes will stave off the executioner for a little bit longer.

Why is a guy who is pushing 40 still talking about parents? I'm older than he is. I don't want to hear bullshit from a kid who has never held a real job. When he doesn't have a target to attack (Ian, Rogan, Hasan), he doesn't really have much in terms of comedy.


Who else are they going to talk about to his audience, it's not like these people have any friends and I'll bet maybe 5% (and that's pretty charitable) of Hyde's viewers deals with women in any healthy capacity, they're all probably menially employed or unemployed, what else do you talk to them about?
At least they all know about the topic of parents because theirs are downstairs and they just talked to them when they went down to microwave a burrito.

ABLUBLUBLUBLU MUH YOOTOOB CUHREEER IS OVERRR!

This is a reality check for any aspiring "e-celebrities", the only people who become "Internet Famous" are those who are too retarded and low-functioning to do anything else. It's pretty embarassing to hear this guy spent north of a decade on his channel and completely fumbled the opportunity to land an easy sincure as a salaried TeaClips.

Not to mention the fact that he had 5+ years to prepare for the inevitable since YouTube has been in heavy crackdown mode on anything remotely transgressive since Mango Mussolini took office.
Just to reiterate to avoid misinformation,
That video is a joke

That is someone from a separate incident. If you listen to what he says it has nothing to do with hyde. The fat crying man is an unrelated fat crying man from the one who probably runs TheNewPill
 
Who else are they going to talk about to his audience, it's not like these people have any friends and I'll bet maybe 5% (and that's pretty charitable) of Hyde's viewers deals with women in any healthy capacity, they're all probably menially employed or unemployed, what else do you talk to them about?
At least they all know about the topic of parents because theirs are downstairs and they just talked to them when they went down to microwave a burrito.


That describes half of all internet fandoms. There's shows by mainstream comedians that have a similar fanbase.
 
Anyone else flags fair use videos: "Wow, what a retard."
Le heckin' wholesome wigger chungus Hyderino flags fair use videos: "Come on guys, he's just like me! Man has people to feed!"
Sam would spit on your grave and wouldn't think twice about it.
 
Anyone else flags fair use videos: "Wow, what a retard."
Le heckin' wholesome wigger chungus Hyderino flags fair use videos: "Come on guys, he's just like me! Man has people to feed!"
Sam would spit on your grave and wouldn't think twice about it.
But he’s their surrogate father and because of that his loyal paypigs will never see the truth, it’s delusional.
 
That describes half of all internet fandoms. There's shows by mainstream comedians that have a similar fanbase.
There's effectively 2. The L.A. Comedian scene which is filled with pretentious social elites because they get to claim Joe Rogan, and they get all the tv gigs (Schaub, Delia, Theo Von, Joey Diaz, Cummings, Bobby Lee, Bryan Callen, Stavros, Redbar Mike, Steve-O) millionaires crying about how hard their life is. And the New York Comedian scene which is depressing, and lonely.

I think Sam's been trying to break into them, and has wizened up that he needs friends. I remember him going on Sam Tripoli's podcast who's an orbiter of Joey Diaz, and Eddie Bravo, and a certified Joe Rogan minion. Maybe it's because it gets him closer to hasan.
 
Something I've always found really ironic is how Sam turned his channel into a self improvement advice thing. Sam is the exact last person who should be giving advice. The man is in his mid 40s, in massive debt (he refuses to pay) that ruined his credit, is completely blacklisted from Hollywood and is obese with clear mental health issues. He blew hundreds of thousands of his money on expensive motorcycles and cars. He's really not fit to give advice on anything that isn't video production or comedy related.
 
Pwr lvl here….I used to train in boxing gym.
That's not a power level.
$4500 a month to edit videos?! Holy shit, I'd take that in a heartbeat.

(Sam is that loaded?)
He's crypto rich. He's stated multiple times that he maxed out a bunch of credit cards to buy bitcoin back in the day.

Plus I think he was an early adopter of Ethereum.
 
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