DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Coke Zero]

He's acting really strange today, like he's not even bothering to put effort into his lies whatsoever. He was talking about running errands and said he had to go to the pet store to get something for jasper but couldn't remember what it was and kind of just trailed off, like you couldn't remember what you just went to get from the pet store yesterday? And then he started talking about getting food from a teriyaki place and kept saying "I think" and stumbling around, like he couldn't remember what food he ate yesterday. Not sure if anyone else noticed any of this but it just seemed weird, like he couldn't think think up lies on the fly fast enough.

 

[Pargon]

He's acting really strange today, like he's not even bothering to put effort into his lies whatsoever. He was talking about running errands and said he had to go to the pet store to get something for jasper but couldn't remember what it was and kind of just trailed off, like you couldn't remember what you just went to get from the pet store yesterday? And then he started talking about getting food from a teriyaki place and kept saying "I think" and stumbling around, like he couldn't remember what food he ate yesterday. Not sure if anyone else noticed any of this but it just seemed weird, like he couldn't think think up lies on the fly fast enough.

Alternative explanation: post Only Day Off hangover.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'll go with he doesn't remember what lie he told to who

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

They really do have a lot in common besides their weight and hairline:

- delusional
- compulsive liars
- narcissists
- once fairly popular, now a living punchline
- pump out zero effort content on a regular basis
- horrible attitudes towards women
- so lazy they refuse to get out of a chair to do their job
- talk tough but would get knocked out in a real fight

I'll add one
-both have their biggest achievements marred by flukes in the case of Seagal he didn't earn his supposed AIEEEEE-kido as he calls it mastery and dojo in japan on his own it was left to him by his father in law.

 

[strandedcastaway]

He's acting really strange today, like he's not even bothering to put effort into his lies whatsoever.

So you mean it's a day that ends in y

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

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Hello fellow humans!

My God. I have to actually applaud the sheer unoriginality of this photo Phil took.

It's just so boring and soulless, devoid of any real expression of glee or happiness. Just his fat mouth gaped open mouth in a look of dull surprise, no visible teeth or curling of his mouth, and dead expressionless eyes that betray everything. Add that to his crusted beard, unkempt hair, and shirt that TOTALLY shows how much of a real gamer he is, and you have a picture of a broken shell of a man with no real love for anything and anyone, whose soul is a deep and bottomless pit where greed an avarice dwells, to rot and fester into pure toxicity and self-loathing.

This is Phil trying to appear human, but he really looks like the kind of man who would French kiss the business end of a Glock 19. Phil has no humanity, no soul. Who the hell is he fooling with this pic?

 

[Lord_Point]

My God. I have to actually applaud the sheer unoriginality of this photo Phil took.

It's just so boring and soulless, devoid of any real expression of glee or happiness. Just his fat mouth gaped open mouth in a look of dull surprise, no visible teeth or curling of his mouth, and dead expressionless eyes that betray everything. Add that to his crusted beard, unkempt hair, and shirt that TOTALLY shows how much of a real gamer he is, and you have a picture of a broken shell of a man with no real love for anything and anyone, whose soul is a deep and bottomless pit where greed an avarice dwells, to rot and fester into pure toxicity and self-loathing.

This is Phil trying to appear human, but he really looks like the kind of man who would French kiss the business end of a Glock 19. Phil has no humanity, no soul. Who the hell is he fooling with this pic?

He cant open his mouth fully or trolls could use his dental records to dox his family you moron!

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He's acting really strange today, like he's not even bothering to put effort into his lies whatsoever. He was talking about running errands and said he had to go to the pet store to get something for jasper but couldn't remember what it was and kind of just trailed off, like you couldn't remember what you just went to get from the pet store yesterday? And then he started talking about getting food from a teriyaki place and kept saying "I think" and stumbling around, like he couldn't remember what food he ate yesterday. Not sure if anyone else noticed any of this but it just seemed weird, like he couldn't think think up lies on the fly fast enough.

Don't forget that way earlier in his one-sided talk therapy session he claimed that he never turned down the $50k because Keem never called him... like he didn't have a temper tantrum during that one Skyrim stream where Keem kept pestering him to answer the phone and Phil just banned him from chat, then Phil had a full-on Karen rant about it on next day's one-sided talk therapy session.

 

[Grammatik]

He's acting really strange today, like he's not even bothering to put effort into his lies whatsoever. He was talking about running errands and said he had to go to the pet store to get something for jasper but couldn't remember what it was and kind of just trailed off, like you couldn't remember what you just went to get from the pet store yesterday? And then he started talking about getting food from a teriyaki place and kept saying "I think" and stumbling around, like he couldn't remember what food he ate yesterday. Not sure if anyone else noticed any of this but it just seemed weird, like he couldn't think think up lies on the fly fast enough.

He's losing it. He doesn't keep with his pre-"day-ahf" lies and announcements, because he has so much shit going through his head those last days.

Also he's starting to realise that his lies and manipulations catch up to him and, more importantly, to his "fans". He feels the tide turning, money-wise of course, but via the exchanges we saw on Twitter, the obvious trolling online and maybe some shit behind da scenes.

He's starting to realize he can say or do something stupid and very negative towards his scheme any moment, because he's stupid, lazy and a drunk.

He starts to realize, therefore to fear.

Good.

 

[Lord_Point]

He's losing it. He doesn't keep with his pre-"day-ahf" lies and announcements, because he has so much shit going through his head those last days.

Also he's starting to realise that his lies and manipulations catch up to him and, more importantly, to his "fans". He feels the tide turning, money-wise of course, but via the exchanges we saw on Twitter, the obvious trolling online and maybe some shit behind da scenes.

He's starting to realize he can say or do something stupid and very negative towards his scheme any moment, because he's stupid, lazy and a drunk.

He starts to realize, therefore to fear.

Good.

dont let that hopium turn to copium. Phil just doesn't have the ability to introspect like that. Hes probably having an off day because he didnt get any golden hogan pulls last night.

 

[Colonoscopy Karl]

Very positive chat today

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I'll add one
-both have their biggest achievements marred by flukes in the case of Seagal he didn't earn his supposed AIEEEEE-kido as he calls it mastery and dojo in japan on his own it was left to him by his father in law.

He also claimed to have been trained by an akido master who had died when Segal was 7.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

this reality tism to cover how uncomfortable this "bitch" he "has to kill" makes him feel fascinating.

Gets into a random battle with a woman and a dragon, the woman can "turn you into frogs and shit" as she blows ice on him and makes ice appear out of thin air by waving her arms at the little girl in shorts, the douche bag engineer who can jump really high and the blonde guy who';s wielding a sword the size of his body while they politely take turns hitting each other making magic number appear.

The ice woman is in a 1 piece bathing suit in the cold..THAT'S what makes no sense.

 

[Dennis Rodman]

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Looks like he has a bit of an underbite. His two front teeth go behind his bottom teeth. No wonder his airflow is so fucked when his mouth is closed. Also you can see the jowl caves, there is just so much space between his cheek fat an teeth its like its own ecosystem. No wonder he is constantly chapping his jowls to move liquid out from them and into the back of his gullet.

Nigga looks like Ricky Berwick

 

[Tears for T]

Clearly no hold on reality

Phil's on a break - 1mm incoming?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Clearly no hold on reality
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Phil's on a break - 1mm incoming?

dopes don't learn. Phail already preloaded the excuse to not wear any vest.

 

[PieceofShet]

Someone with the name 1minuteman was in the chat, DSP instabanned him saying "he is donating him behind the scenes, he is never in the chat, so it would be pretty weird if that was him". Yes. It would be pretty weird. Like donating every day and not even there weird.

 

[Grammatik]

Nigga looks like Ricky Berwick

That's unfair to Berwick. Whilst impossible to watch without getting spasms, the dude is legit handicapped. Phil is just warcrime-level of ugly, all natural homebrewed rotten recluse.

Also, Berwick is more successfull.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Why does he have Yuffie in his party? I thought he is too mature now to have any interest in skinny Asian jailbait.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

damn I knew he was lazy but someone offered him a map of where to go. He said to tweet it at him cause he has a magical spam filter that apparently just filters EVERYTHING but he would rather have the person who is offering to help him just tell him what the map said so he doesn't have to look at the map.

We're supposed to believe this power walking mad man that is so in shape now thinks looking and processing a fucking picture...it's not even reading, it's a PICTURE is too much work.

EDIT - lol and ths guy who 100%'ed this game, he did EVERYTHING cause huge fan of FF series, and wouldn't know where to go without the chat and now starting shit on RTU which was odd as he starts off asking him if something is true but ends the sentence accusing him of watching detractor vids.

The mask is slipping even further. His contempt for his audience is growing like tetuso