Nader Elshamy / Daddy Naddy / Nader Saad Elshamy / نادر سعاد الشامی & Debbie-Ann Colbeck / Deedee.Loulou - Chef at Chef Cook, Romance Scammer, "Real Man," Failure at Everything, Convicted Stabber, Alleged Abuser/Rapist, Charity Scammer, Fucks Fat Chicks for Money, Semi-Closeted Homosexual, Loser, Liar, Coward + his degenerate girlfriend

[low sodium]

Gonads is going live in 20 minutes after his mystery hiatus yesterday.

What’s going on
7/28/22

Archive What’s going on
Jul 28, 2022

Spoiler: Archive

@Tangerine Dreams REECAP here.

 

[Lil Petunia]

lol, name a single thing Nader has bought a woman.
Name a single thing he has given a woman that doesn't involve physical harm to her body.

It's just more of Chantal's leftovers, like Tal E said.

Excuse you dummies, Nader is most generous and can't/won't stop giving.

1. He's gifting the world fashion trends such as the Excuse me mr mall cop can you find my mommy, she looks like Trump but manly or the Obviously gonna wear caps at home (Eat your heart out Ethan Ralph, he actually pulls it off).

2. He's giving DD the gift of company and excitement and at least 1 Std.

3. He's the creator of Bimkispeak, where one expresses oneself through their hand's pinkie, much like dramatic dance. Rumour has it if you decipher his secret messages he will assault you and squat in your house for a fortnight.

4. He's gifting us his enlightened cooking, 80's plating and original eating styles. I particularly enjoy the Cow-tongue tasting technique (I know Amberlynn did it first gurls, but come on, he perfected it), the Only the tips of my fingers may touch the food method (not to be confused with the Can I eat this without my lips touching it) and my most beloved I'm tripping balls and therefore will fidget with this bite until the leprechaun hidden within gets bored and leaves DD's my house.


5. And finally, the gift of dance. Need I say more, you ungrateful swine?


Pd- I can't edit my posts sometimes, if there's any problem with them mods don't hesitate to tell me, I will try and do better. Peace. Also I can't add more gifs, what's up with that?

 

[The Real Raven]

Cursed Fingies and a Wild Plum

I must have watched this 500 damn times trying to see something normal in how he was moving. It's like someone from another planet trying to figure out how fingers and hands are supposed to work!

 

[Save BBJ]

Spoiler: Islam sperging

tl;dr Wahhabi extremists took over Saudi Arabia in the 1920s, successfully resisted the west, and used their influence and oil money to spread Wahhabism and terrorism worldwide. And they're basically allowed to do it despite the single biggest terrorist-supporting state, because America needs their oil. Before the rise of Wahhabism and the Iranian Revolution, Islam was much less restrictive and violent.

Khawarij or Kharijites were a very early group who were basically violent extremists and believed sinners should be killed as infidels. They were responsible for killing Ali, the Apostle Muhammad (PBUH)'s cousin, son-in-law, and greatest companion, early on in Islamic history.

i know the full history fren, im just saying by some standards he is mortad based on my knowledge of the religion, not by all, plus even if not killed by his "heretic" actions by muslims or whatever, what seals the deal for me is his fear of going back, he must've done SOMETHING to never want to go back to egypt.

 

[McSchlomo]

I'm STILL reading, but I have to ask this in the meantime.


Why are women?

 

[Malory]

Y'all can thank Alexander the Great for that as Ptolemy was one of his generals left behind to manage things and breed with the locals which is part of why AG is viewed as a genius to this day as no one has done anything quite as impressive or comparable. In Cleopatra VII's case,it's more like inbreeding since she married her brother and porked Caesar and Mark Anthony on the side while having her younger sister Arisinoe killed. She let too much foreign influence in because of being in a rock and a hard place, so decided to let a puff adder/asp bite her til she was dead. This same death technique had previously been tried on her father,Ptolemy VI by his enemies of which he had many. Some ideas never flee the mind... Egypts power was waning and she needed help just hanging onto the throne as her father -who was ultimately incompetent - did and he started her downfall before she even stepped on the dais leading to the throne. Come to think of it, a lot of stebbing went on in the palaces during that period regardless of geographic location (Looking at you BRUTUS).

I wonder if the scientific research pertaining to genetic memories could be used to explain how our piano toothed mummy fucker comes up with so much bs that's seemingly disconnected, has such shitty knife skills - I want to see him play moppity peg-, and a penchant for grifting that has become so epic he's finally graduated to his own thread here as well as claiming to eat people.

I knew Chantalverse was going to get dark back in January when I first started watching, but what's the saddest part of it all is none of these people have any credibility even though they selectively tell the truth about some things. When Nads does finally kill, he'll be long gone and no one will catch him because he unintentionally showed great intelligence in choosing the two most retarded women in Leafland. He'll Sweeney Todd/Mrs Lovett them or Arwin Meweis one of his new boy toys and LAM it faster than you can say Kufu.

Great history lesson but ancient Egyptians are more closely related to ancient Europeans and Anatolians than to modern Egyptians, who are mostly descendants of people who migrated from further south in Africa.

And let’s be real, even if the above weren’t true, Nader has nothing in common with any royalty anywhere in any time. Except maybe inbreeding.

 

[Crab Latte]

Why does this dude seem to want to cook the main part of his dish (meat, fish, noodles) twice? Even tonight, when he was cooking his chicken, he cooked them once, then cuts them up, and puts them in a pan to sear them or something? Has the Head Chef ever given a reason he does this?
My guess is this is some learned behavior from the streets of Egypt, or whatever shitbucket ship he worked on, where if they didn't literally burn everything they ate they would get horribly ill from germs and bacteria.

also probably because he got clowned on so hard for that raw chicken

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

He has a face that would make HP Lovecraft have a mental breakdown. Seems like a very promising lolcow, I look forward to more stabbings.

 

[goddessalthena]

On today's Steb broadcast:

Cursed Fingies and a Wild Plum

He's used to using a credit card to line up crumbs on a mirror. His toe cigarette infested fingers have a hard time adapting.

 

[Shade For Days]

Mo Translates put up an informative video this morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPC5aoJ2MiQ&t=203s

DeeDee tries to make it seem like the detectives are super interested in finding Korvina & Jeanius to prosecute them, not Nader. My take on this is perhaps they want to interview Korvina et all bc they are witnesses to the abuse. They could testify to the fact that this was not consensual nor BDSM & hopefully she saw the knife so that maybe they could nail him with attempted assault with a deadly weapon or something similar (I don't know Canadian laws). But his history with knives & stabbing and the fact that he threatened with one in that video - shows that it is a pattern of behaviour he possesses. DeeDee also says they came with a suitcase of evidence, I had to rewatch it again but my takeaway from that statement is that they have a ton of evidence against Nader (other cases, previous cases etc). I don't think the Bolice are looking to prosecute Korvina or Jeanius in any way whatsoever no matter what DeeDee implies.

Also, notice how subdued Nader is in this clip. He has to be scared. This is the first time ever that I've seen him let DeeDee talk without interrupting her. I hope the police are watching him - watching him like a hawk - especially what he does on his channel. Nice to see him a bit humbled in this one. It's beyond time for this OBI to go down!!!

ETA: Dammit, I used the little linky button to link this video - idk why it isn't showing up properly! Sorry.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Mo Translates put up an informative video this morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPC5aoJ2MiQ&t=203s

DeeDee tries to make it seem like the detectives are super interested in finding Korvina & Jeanius to prosecute them, not Nader. My take on this is perhaps they want to interview Korvina et all bc they are witnesses to the abuse. They could testify to the fact that this was not consensual nor BDSM & hopefully she saw the knife so that maybe they could nail him with attempted assault with a deadly weapon or something similar (I don't know Canadian laws). But his history with knives & stabbing and the fact that he threatened with one in that video - shows that it is a pattern of behaviour he possesses. DeeDee also says they came with a suitcase of evidence, I had to rewatch it again but my takeaway from that statement is that they have a ton of evidence against Nader (other cases, previous cases etc). I don't think the Bolice are looking to prosecute Korvina or Jeanius in any way whatsoever no matter what DeeDee implies.

Also, notice how subdued Nader is in this clip. He has to be scared. This is the first time ever that I've seen him let DeeDee talk without interrupting her. I hope the police are watching him - watching him like a hawk - especially what he does on his channel. Nice to see him a bit humbled in this one. It's beyond time for this OBI to go down!!!

ETA: Dammit, I used the little linky button to link this video - idk why it isn't showing up properly! Sorry.

DD going on about telling them the timeline like that's important to anything. She was just running her mouth about everything but the fact he punched her several times and threatened many lives, in my opinion to placate the goblin. "I don't except investigators to know much about social media..." What does that have to do with the fact he punched her and threatened to eat people?

I think he threatened to hurt her mother, based on nothing except he's vile and seems on brand for him.

 

[HAMS Sandwich]

Mo Translates put up an informative video this morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPC5aoJ2MiQ&t=203s

DeeDee tries to make it seem like the detectives are super interested in finding Korvina & Jeanius to prosecute them, not Nader. My take on this is perhaps they want to interview Korvina et all bc they are witnesses to the abuse. They could testify to the fact that this was not consensual nor BDSM & hopefully she saw the knife so that maybe they could nail him with attempted assault with a deadly weapon or something similar (I don't know Canadian laws). But his history with knives & stabbing and the fact that he threatened with one in that video - shows that it is a pattern of behaviour he possesses. DeeDee also says they came with a suitcase of evidence, I had to rewatch it again but my takeaway from that statement is that they have a ton of evidence against Nader (other cases, previous cases etc). I don't think the Bolice are looking to prosecute Korvina or Jeanius in any way whatsoever no matter what DeeDee implies.

Also, notice how subdued Nader is in this clip. He has to be scared. This is the first time ever that I've seen him let DeeDee talk without interrupting her. I hope the police are watching him - watching him like a hawk - especially what he does on his channel. Nice to see him a bit humbled in this one. It's beyond time for this OBI to go down!!!

ETA: Dammit, I used the little linky button to link this video - idk why it isn't showing up properly! Sorry.

I think thats the first time he's allowed D2 to speak for longer than 5 seconds, you can see the fear in his eyes, excellent.

 

[Chubby Moose]

He's definitely shitting bricks, as he should be. Firstly, why would they interview Deedee and not Nader. Secondly, why would they interview her away from him and his influence. This is about him and the abuse, not the so-called investigation into Korvina and prettygeanius

 

[Tangerine Dreams]

REECAP of What’s going on (2022/07/28 ):
Chicken 3.0 - Fajita with Salt & Binegar Botato Chip

"Hello everyone!"

"Miss you!"

Spoiler: Pbreping

DeeDee's mom? "We go to bring her back home, everything doing good until now, she stay one day only one night but she's doing okay now...and also we make some fajita."

Chicken fajita and botato chip! Winning combination. My Mommy Domme will like this. I am use same ingredient I always am for use in my cook!


"So I am usually use da yellow onion, but I have dose green onion I need to get rid of it it's going to go bad. Some mushroom and bepper mix, garlic, and chicken breast. First we start with da chicken."

I know I am having for low energy but tonight we cook fast, I am able cook fast! Any meal, twebenty minute! For to having the spbice I am start with baprika.

Don't look my high testosterone thinning hair. Is normal.

"Garlic bowder."

Don't look my grey! Is same color as DeeDee pussy, am show for her solidarity. My Mommy Domme DD is very good woman, she ate out Chantal but I am still clAiM her.


"Chili bowder." I am moving for to make the cook fast tonight, show I am able to be cook. I am not murder baper towel. I am not having bald, or ((nose)). No I am real man, you not see how I am real man when I hit women?


"Cumin." I am not for to tell you ingredient amount anymore, what is for having the half of big spoon in my vidjeo when is not cook show? You are not needing dis informations. Is brivate. Brivate like my life.

Oh you think I am forget? "Szalt and black bepper."

Little bit more szalt, not as much as usual though. I am learning for first time how to cook.

"Black bep-" My Mommy Domme! She is leaving da room! I am REAL MAN but I am sudden worry like little boy in market.

"Everyting okay!???" Bolice?

Oh she fine. I am spbrinkle little zbit of "Bewellion"


"We mix all dis together"


And then we spbrinkle on da chicken!

Is not cook show, so I am not need make any eye contact with cambera.


Now we slap da chicken, but not like it is bitch DeeDee, chicken is for having value unlike fat old white whores who eat Chantal pussy.

Da timeframe of DeeDee mom Geraldine surgery? It change. Was now five hour surgery and we are to get there five in the morning! "Till six o'clock at night" For being well spoken my Mommy Domme is always for having issues with timeframe and timeline. Dis why she is for having notebook. Write down imbortant ting.

We stay at hosbital all time with DeeDee mom Geraldine. DeeDee: "Then I got a call at 8 o'clock this morning that she could leave." Oh.

I am still handling of man this chicken, but it is uneven spbice.

Don't look my teeth!!! DeeDee mom have banic attack because they are forget to be giving her medications Ativan at hosbital. Dumb beeple are say I am arrest but I am not.

I am use NEW OIL. Reset counter.

I am REAL CHEF. See how I am manly pour dis little bit olive oil for to be frying.

<Snip Geraldine Sperging>

I am put one dis, I am not say what dis is but am using a real spboon. See I am know how use spboon and not fingers!


I am going to be cook the whole breast in pan, I am know that most beeple are slicing first and then cook in the pan with vegetables, "I have different way, my way".


Now we schop! Just a little for the bit though because I am need flip da chicken after less than two minute.

I will show these bitches I can to be cook of chicken.

More bery eben schop!

Schop schop!

"I cook dem all da way!"

Blease ignore that I am cook on high past smoke point of olive oil and so room is fill with smoke and burnt spbice. "We add the spbice and we roast them about five minute." I know what roast mean. "I half cook dem! Dat's it!"

"Now we gonna pbut them here!"

The schat is saying that beeple are inbestigate da vidjeo to help Canadian gobernment. My Mommy Domme is being for sarcastic at this and interrupt me when I am for to tell that I pbut on bottom rack in da oven to be cook at for a temberature. She is well spoken, I am try cook!!!! "I will tell you after guys, I will tell you after what's going on." Uh huh.

Back to schop!

No talk, only schop and natter of Mommy Domme DeeDee. Beeple are claim US Army has been contact and I am agree, "Because Yennifer work der" So obi there's this thread...

Now we are to cook da vegetables in "Same bot"

"By da way, oven, tree-seventy-five."

"350 If it's new oven, so I put it 400 here, it give me 350." Uh.

Don't worry about smoke, I am pbut on hood fan so there is no fire balarm.

Spoiler: Not undercook!

I am pbut ingredient in pan, make sure is for to cook. Also I am remember I have not rinse my hand any time dis vidjeo, but I will not murder baper towel!

I am for being goodboi my Mommy Domme. I use towel of hands.


Add rest ingredient, and fblip! One hand! Only real chef is to be fblip one hand!


Look how good I am for to be cook!


Now I know you were for to tink that I am using new oil, but you are fool. I have save da oil I use for shrimbp, chicken burger, fries, and now I am to use for fry more botato making a chip. I cannot eat bery much though. "I use just da tree little botato."

The smoke is for telling you it is cooking.

Look how I am know to schop! I can schop even!

No don't look my bald, look how eben all pieces be!

X.

"I find one, tick."


Now we are to wash botato in "Hot water guys" but wait,

"I find another one." Shocking.

"I got doxed back unfortunately, back in December, but no I'm not going to change it." DeeDee, rocking dat LouLou name!

Now for botato chips, "Zum szalt and binegar."

Everyone is love szalt and binegar chip with fabeeta!

Massage da chip with your fingers for to be making sure distribution of binegar.


I am pblate "Dis hummus"

"With tahini." Uh....hummus has...never mind.

<Snip DeeDee having a YouTubez Schannel, is Bery Interesting>

So interesting.

For to be make da best szalt and binegar schip you need add little zbit of semolina.


Mix with for care your fingers.

Then careful for making fry on high!


Beeple in schat are using my Mommy Domme full real name, she is angry in French. I am brove I speak French even though my Mommy Domme just said in last stream I am not speak French. I understand a little zbit!

Spoiler: Kiwi Farms, HEARTLESS

My schat they are saying ting about da Exotic Fruit of Agriculture. My Mommy Domme will handle dis for me.

DeeDee: "Kiwi Farms doesn't care about women, men, children, grandparents, parents, dogs, anything! Kiwi Farms is a disgusting site, absolutely! Actually talked about that this evening." DeeDee had to talk to bolice again today. She told dem da ebil of da Kiwi Farms.

Da meeting on Saturdays? I am answer for my Mommy Domme. "We talk about after."

Spoiler: Back to Pblating

Dis recipe is need barsley.


<Snip Nader and DeeDee trying to Prove they also speak Darija>

Dis going to be so good, hummus, sour cream, hot sauce, barsley!


Da chicken is finish!

I am not for to be letting it rest at all, I need schop chicken so you can see is cook. SEE IS COOK!

Don't look my fucking bald.

Now we are to mix together with eberyting else.

Da smoke balarm? Is very very very very sensitive so we are run the fan on high for making sure it is not going off.


"Look at dis! Tasty!"

What would be going well with dis meal? Juice and rum.

Spoiler: Eat not Beat

DeeDee is very for excite to have her dinner.

X. "We had to walk home and got caught in the rain." She's melting, melting....oh what a world dis YouTubez life!

Fuck dis bitch. Look my food.


I am so proud my cook.


Even my Mommy Domme DeeDee is for thinking so.

X.

I put da szalt and binegar schip on my fajita for making the best of flavor combinations.


We only was for getting ten minute sleep and relax because the bolice came. Yesterday we only are for to eat one meal. We went breakfast, "Me and DeeDee and her brudder."


<Snip Boring Shit>

DeeDee she as just somewhere, five minute before we went live. Spooky. The trolls want to know about Saturday. "Saturday already happen today, earlier!"

Nervous obi?

We only were for to get ten minute, just ten minute sleep. Da doorbell it was bringing. It woke up DeeDee!

DeeDee: "If there's a second ring I swear it's the fucking police again."

It rang again. "These are not police officers these are two women investigators, detectives."

Zey took my Mommy Domme alone. They would not let for me be near her. Took her to bolice station. I was not worry.

I am real man. Not worry. "Exactly one hour fifteen minute. You were gone."

DeeDee: "So I spent a good hour with them, in a board room, at the Lachine police which is not far from here...and...." Well spoken. "I was already prepared right because I was supposed to have my meeting on Saturday. So went through everything. I'm still here, he's still here!" It was good thing! We are have weekend ourselves! "They were very nice, very respectful, lots of shocked looking faces from what I was saying to them!"

Da betectives are not extremely knowing da socials of media. Dey do their yob though. My Mommy Domme told me:

"When they pulled out their suitcase and they pulled out the file and they pulled out the, they, they're doing their job, and you know their doing their job!"

Only tree-four-five-six bolice have shown up our door.

I am NOT worry. My Mommy Domme is to be sending messages and stuff to da bolice. Help dem to inbestigate.

DeeDee: "Dates! messages! Conversations! The people behind the channels, who they are, where they work, what they do for a living! How they know Nader, how they know me! And I was recorded too! I was recorded."

Real man not worry at all.

All the bad beeple will be going down.

<Snip Troll Chats and Jennifer Korvina Sperging>

We are unbothered.

<Snip Trolls>

We are so tired. Exhausted. So exhaust. We have open the scaht and close the schat, the wrench are being baleet so many message it look like Chantal video replay list. We are so tired we have say goodnight five time.


"Goodnight guys, tomorrow is anothers day." A day for cooking not cooking show and bolice.

DON'T LOOK MY TEETH!

Meal Score: -18,125
Temberapture: +375, +500 HIGH TEMBERATURE FRY OIL!
Fire Balarms: 0 I use da fan hood
Cookedness: +1,000 Dryness
Blating: -20,000 Fusion Cooking Recipe
Bapber Towels Murdered: 0 (Baper towel for eat is not count)

ETA: Formatting

Spoiler: Bonus Chef is NOT Little Boy Bald

 

[Ponzo]

For those who missed yesterdays stream, this sums it up

Spoiler

 

[Aqueous Kiwi]

Mo Translates put up an informative video this morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPC5aoJ2MiQ&t=203s

DeeDee tries to make it seem like the detectives are super interested in finding Korvina & Jeanius to prosecute them, not Nader. My take on this is perhaps they want to interview Korvina et all bc they are witnesses to the abuse. They could testify to the fact that this was not consensual nor BDSM & hopefully she saw the knife so that maybe they could nail him with attempted assault with a deadly weapon or something similar (I don't know Canadian laws). But his history with knives & stabbing and the fact that he threatened with one in that video - shows that it is a pattern of behaviour he possesses. DeeDee also says they came with a suitcase of evidence, I had to rewatch it again but my takeaway from that statement is that they have a ton of evidence against Nader (other cases, previous cases etc). I don't think the Bolice are looking to prosecute Korvina or Jeanius in any way whatsoever no matter what DeeDee implies.

Also, notice how subdued Nader is in this clip. He has to be scared. This is the first time ever that I've seen him let DeeDee talk without interrupting her. I hope the police are watching him - watching him like a hawk - especially what he does on his channel. Nice to see him a bit humbled in this one. It's beyond time for this OBI to go down!!!

ETA: Dammit, I used the little linky button to link this video - idk why it isn't showing up properly! Sorry.

Could D2 finally be wising up? Talking to the bolice alone, acting like it was no big deal. Bringing up inane details that have nothing to do with the physical abuse to keep the stabby Gremlin calm until he gets arrested? It would have been the prime time to come clean with what happened, and then come back home like you're still on the abusers side...

Nah... D2 is still an idiot, I'm sure she's standing by her man. *puke*

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Could D2 finally be wising up? Talking to the bolice alone, acting like it was no big deal. Bringing up inane details that have nothing to do with the physical abuse to keep the stabby Gremlin calm until he gets arrested? It would have been the prime time to come clean with what happened, and then come back home like you're still on the abusers side...

Nah... D2 is still an idiot, I'm sure she's standing by her man. *puke*

I don't think the bolice would send her home to him if she told them he hit her, etc. Even if she broke down and said he hits her but she's afraid of him because he's threatened her family, etc., I think they would act immediately, not send her home to work on the case more. But if they now have JK and PJ's contact info, that could make a difference.

This is all assuming DD is telling the truth. We know they both lie. I don't know why they're even telling their - ugh - audience although Nader wasn't as interrupty as he usually is. And I do agree with Yaba, they're probably trying to build her youtube channel because Nader's will likely get terminated. Nader is boring but his cooking is hilariously awful so that's something. What can DD do? Show us her tunic collection?

 

[Angel Dust]

I can't imagine being brought down to the bolice station and being questioned for an hour bodes super great for them.

Chris trial, ralph trial and a nads trial? It'll be a historic month for the farms.

 

[lolcowtroller]

I have a theory.

In Afghan culture, BACHA BAZI which means dancing boy might have been something that Nader may have been roped into during his youth. In Egyptian culture, HAWAAL, is also a dancing boy. It’s a middle eastern thing.

Chef Nader often dances using the same moves that BACHA BAZI and HAWAAL uses, if you ever YouTube these terms, you will see A LOT of similarities with CHeF Nader dance moves. Unfortunately for these boys that get into this life, is that the dance that they perform for the audience is actually an auction. The highest bidder get to take the boy home for the night. 2IQNader was a smooth young boy on that cargo ship, and I reckon he was used as a human fleshlight by the ships crew. His penchant for dominance is his way to cope with the trauma he endured as a child on that ship.

ChinnyChantal once upon a time, mentioned that every time they were about to bang, he would shave himself smooth neck to toe.

I think Nader found the formula to cope with his trauma of being used as a fleshlight by filthy Arab older men on a ship. I mean, he is slim, small, smooth….submissive, perhaps even breedable?

Just my 2 cents.

Correction.

Not HAWAAL, its KHAWAL (Egyptian Dancing Boy)

Thanks.

 

[Billy Bunter]

I can't imagine being brought down to the bolice station and being questioned for an hour bodes super great for them.

Chris trial, ralph trial and a nads trial? It'll be a historic month for the farms.

I can't imagine ever showing my face again to the world after those tapes came out. I can't imagine being with LE who have seen them and not crawling into my skin. Where is the shame? No..they YouTube it. Smh.