Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Goyslop Muncher said:
Is that a hunk of bologna?
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He was in Germany and ordered meat loaf because he's why everyone hates Americans, then was grossed out when it wasn't Hooligan's style meatloaf.

Double Post Tax: Torque's charred Beef Wellington he was so proud of that he had to post and boast.

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ellroy said:
It couldn’t hurt to have an actual scientist explain it but at the same time that could be a very dry lecture. At least have a diverse panel of different academic backgrounds with a writer moderator to essentially MC it and keep it lively. You need someone to bridge the gap between fantasy fiction and reality. Like show a clip from Star Wars and then show something a little more grounded to explain the difference and how to keep your audience entertained when describing the action in writing.

If it has to be done with just creative types, it wouldn’t be so bad if it was an accomplished writer like the guys that did The Expanse.
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That’s what I mean, his talk about space travel. Is it all just from a sci fi nerd perspective? Talking about “warp drives” and the like or is he actually trying to convey real science? In which case he has no credentials at all so… who is it for? Why would anyone pay for that?
 
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Piggy Higuera said:
He was in Germany and ordered meat loaf because he's why everyone hates Americans, then was grossed out when it wasn't Hooligan's style meatloaf.

Double Post Tax: Torque's charred Beef Wellington he was so proud of that he had to post and boast.

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It looks like a cancerous lung.
 
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SixPennyWalnut said:
Who are these even for? If I wanted to listen to a lecture about space (I don’t) I’d at least want to attend something hosted by real scientists who know what they’re talking about.
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These things are for meeting authors you like, maybe discovering new books, and spending time with other people who share your interests. The panels run by amateurs are something to do, maybe be entertained for a while.
 
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TheSockiestSock said:
I don’t want any gayops but if I could get a pic of PST alone at a table trying to hock books like Virgil at a wrestling con I wouldn’t be sad about it.
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I looked but couldnt find it, but i know for a fact someone got a pic of him all alone at his book signing, sitting on his phone probably tweeting, with no one in line. It was at the same con where all the payquasi cards were placed all over the convention center, i cant remember which one exactly. It was like the second one where someone actually went and got pics tho i think.
Battlecruiser3000ad said:
This is my favorite patpic
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Heres mine
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SixPennyWalnut said:
That’s what I mean, his talk about space travel. Is it all just from a sci fi nerd perspective? Talking about “warp drives” and the like or is he actually trying to convey real science? In which case he has no credentials at all so… who is it for? Why would anyone pay for that?
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This is a pic of someone actually at one of his con panels, cant remember which one, probably one to do with children tho judging by those glasses.
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Ted_Breakfast said:
...that's an edit, right? Someone shopped him onto the body of a menopausal aunt. It's not just the boobs, it's the way he holds the utensils. I've never witnessed so much feminine energy.
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I meant to comment on that actually in my last comment, im pretty sure thats not even edited. Its so weird that the fattest man on earth, with the most bulbous head anyones ever seen, could have shoulders that are slender even by female standards.
 
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Battlecruiser3000ad said:
This is my favorite patpic
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He needs to print this picture out and take it to a medical professional, they'll know what to do.
With an emergency script for the maximum safe dosage of testosterone/day and a referral to a local adult men's sports league, I'll bet Patrick could reduce his frequency of being a crying bitch online by up to 40%. Obviously still many times above average, but still an improvement.

Tbh if that's a completely unedited picture he should actually consider getting his testosterone levels checked. They can fall off as a guy gets older, and that shit is not natural.

moseph.jartelli said:
I always thought he had the Lanza stare in this photo

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The face countless children saw lurking in the foliage moments before their life was cruelly ended.
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Chilling.
 
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whore loving dragon said:
I can't wait to hear Porktrick regurgitate projectrho pages just like his breathtaking JWST insights where he word-for-word plagiarized other people.
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Based on all his other failed attempts at hard science fiction, Rique is too stupid to do even that. He'll repeat the stupid Cliff Notes version but "improve" it with his own stupid ideas, just like he did with that one stupid tweet thread about why Elon is wrong about Mars or the dildos he traced and calls spaceships, or what Porque Squealer does on Automanic with actual car blogs. 1.2 GPA Pat couldn't even summarize high school level textbooks, the obesity of this man started in his brain before bloating the rest of his body.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Piggy's sow is currently being dragged by black twitter (again):

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Imagine spending your day apologizing to every black Twitter user outraged by a fake racist message sent in your wife’s name. You can imagine him, hunched over for hours, frantically retweeting damage control as his OCD forces him to not stop for food or going to the bathroom. It’s like a parody of an existential nightmare.

Fatrick‘s tiny brain should be studied by scientists at Twitter to learn how to increase social media addiction, since he is ground zero for absolute slavery to his dopamine hits.
 
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