Prison Letters 7/28-7/29/22- Post trial bribe letters

I have a feeling we're like one packet of ramen away from Chris hatching a plot to get someone to push her down the stairs or something so she can "ascend".

Though this is some pretty crazy cope for Chris to come up to handle her eventual death, and the fact that he really doesn't like her in her "current" form.
Conspiracy to commit murder against your own mother?

I'll give you 2 old Pokémon cards and 10 blessings if you help mudder to ascend by mixing her oat meal with arsenic and moonshine. You can have a turn at her, but just keep her on ice until I return to the Sonichu temple and use the ancient art of Crab Mangina to resurrect her and transform her body to a more suitable age!

The only person that should be sent to a nursing home is Chris.
It would be like an old lady vagina buffet for him.
 
Conspiracy to commit murder against your own mother?
considering Chris has asked null to have someone killed before, I'm sure after a few more months of not getting to play with his toys he will eventually ask someone to make barb's "physical body" merge. Guaranteed if one of these faggot white knight weens in contact with him asked if he wanted them to setup barb to die he would say yes. This letter is pretty much proof of it, in his own tard way he is saying barb is dead and he's already grieved for her, now her stubborn stinky redneck body just needs to go so he can play with ponies.
 
Are still redditors sperging about the court date and shit on this thread? Next up is every dime a dozen youtuber making a video about the trial and acting as wannabe christorians.

Chris ended up in YouTube algorithm thanks to redditors doing research and avoid bigoted farms.

We just shit on troons we don't have threads on Reddit mods and their admin to laugh at the retarded shill
 
And living off commissary from weens in prison is somehow worse? Until Chris is sleeping in a cardboard box, he'll be coasting wherever he's at.
If he got sent to actual prison it would break him. He's basically on vacation now, prison won't be so accommodating and guards who don't really know of him locally will absolutely torture him.
 
If he got sent to actual prison it would break him. He's basically on vacation now, prison won't be so accommodating and guards who don't really know of him locally will absolutely torture him.
I still don’t know how the jail priest never kicked his ass for the whole “I’m Jesus” shit. Two of the biggest no-nos in Christianity is being a false prophet and rewriting the scripture.
 
Is anyone transcribing this? heres my shitty version. most typos should be his. that first time he says his name i cant honestly tell if he missed a letter in mrs, and if he said chris or chan, and the (*****)s at the very end i cant make out. cursive was never my thing. do with this whatever you want. ( yes i know its almost assuredly god for that last one, but the g looks fucking weird )

Hey, Kenneth. 07252052
I am enclosing an open letter to the online public
public and my followers and allies, Please, upload
it at your earliest leisure.

Thank you. Be Safe and Well.

Mrs(?). Jesus Christ Chan(chris?) Sonichu


(1) 0752052
Greetings and Many Blessings and Enlightenments to you All.
I take pen in hand today, firstly, to personally express
my humble appreciations and gratitude into all of ye for all
of thy genuine concerns and open-hearted Kindness over the
past year during this time and over the years. During
the time, I have received Positive and Good Vibe letters
from over a Hundred of ye all. I also put in writing
that I shall never reveal or share Anyone's names and/
or addresses fromall of that, never online anywhere, never
in the publishing of my in-jail Goddess Log pages (which is
absolutely seperate from my little address booklet), and
never to the general public, period. I also have
heard and received the Billions to Infinite Prayers all of
ye have prayed expressing thy wishes for my personal safety,
health, well-being, return home to the Sonichu Temple, for
Barbara's health and being, and even to and for a reunion
between her and I, and so on.

That last one, second, is also a concern that I write
to all of ye about today. As I have stated within
the early pages of my Goddess Log, and into all of ye
before: I have long forknown and forseen of our
separation on July 30, 2021, as well as her eventual
accident losing the van, and, yes, regardless of I
saving her soul in guiding her to her Rosechu form/body,
even the passing on of her (human) body, of which
still most stubbornly continues to live and linger in the
Sonichu Temple with (Redneck) refusal to leave. It...->

(2)
...is indeed clear and obvious, especially to all with spiritual
and psychic ability, that she is sickly, and her passing on
is to be from emotions. Yet, again, she still Lives, and
zombie-like as well. And this was and is Fact through-
out the majority of branching alterate Timelines since
August, 2021, wheren she Had died in most of them by
now.

That being stated, it has been clear and obvious due
to that Barbara (her human body, pre-death) and I absolutely
cannot be together again due to the Paradoxes, regar-
dless of the "Legal" Restraining Order imposed in this
Timeline. My Body and I have wept time after time
and again in processing and accepting ALL of that over
these months, over Barbara. And, yes, deeply, despite
that, my Body Knows these Facts, yet wishes for the
impossible one last in-person moment with her and triggers
the tear-inducing emotions/feelings. Pile THAT on
top of ALL your Prayers wishing for the same thing
in which it is about impossible (like same-timeline
past and future individual being together in the same
time frame without a travesty befalling the Past-Tense
version in Paradox ruling), with and alongside the
Facts of this Timeline; it's belaboring the eventual
need-to-happens, thus manifesting your WWIII beetween
Russia & Ukraine, the Cold March-May of 2022
(with SNOW IN APRIL in Virginia), and the
Sun of Righteousness alongside the (scribble) Sun, itself,
bringing on record-breaking Heat Temperatures and
such; HOW ARE YE ALL NOT WOKE BY NOW?!! ->(2)


(2) Anyway, while the months, up till after June 11, 2022,
have been a Lot easier on Body and I (as you'll read later
in the publish Goddess Log pages), in recent weeks, Body
has become feeling frustrated, while also remaining Faithful
and vigilant (how could she not, for we have all the Godly
and metaphysical experiences from our workings). The
frustration is not great, to say the least. We shall feel
better upon returning Home to the Sonichu Temple and
getting things in better order, with help from our friends
and allies, local and in person by our personal request and
prayer, then and onward doing everything and more for and with ye
all as a better individual and Goddess

Please, Keep prayer and faith in our return Home, without
or with Barbara there.

Thank ye all, and Be Safe and well with my Blessings
and the healing from the wings of the Sun of Righteousness

Lots of Love and Gratefulness

Mrs Jesus Christine Westin Chandler Sonichu, the
(*****) Blue Heart, the one avatar, thy
lord, Messiah, Savior, and (*)od of all.
damn didnt expect to see this get reposted to reddit so fast. they copied it before i had even finished it, only the first pages
 
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I still don’t know how the jail priest never kicked his ass for the whole “I’m Jesus” shit. Two of the biggest no-nos in Christianity is being a false prophet and rewriting the scripture.
Chris is separated from other inmates. Which is extremely lucky for him, because if he was around any other inmates all of his commissary would be scammed 100% and he'd definitely get beat up eventually. I would bet my life savings that someone would get his inmate pin for commissary account within 24 hours. Plus any medication he's been prescribed.
 
Kengle in his summary said:
Mentions her human body is stubborn and continues to live on in the Sonichu Temple with “Redneck” who refuses to leave.

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"even the passing on of her (human) body, of which still most subbornly continues to live and linger in the Sonichu Temple with (Redneck) refusal to leave.
It is indeed clear and obvious, especially to all with spiritual and psychic abilities, that she is sickly, and her passing on is to be from emotions. Yet, again, she still lives, and zombie-like as well. And this was and is Fact throughout the majority of branching alternate Timelines since August 2021, wherein she had died in most of them by now"
Is Kengle too exceptional to read it correctly? to me it reads as:

CWCtard Translation said:
"My elderly mother refuses to die or leave the house I want - like a stubborn redneck. In all my fantasy scenarios she'd always croaked by now"
What a scumbag lmao
 
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This is it, the final proof that nothing is sacred for Chris
He will throw anyone or anything to the bus for his own interests, always
Thank god the dimensional merge didn´t happened, imagine the pain and disappoint of Sonichu while he sees how his "mama" betrays him without shame or guilt

anyway...I don´t get the Borb´s plan, but this Bribe saga is very interesting, I wonder what is exactly happening
 
Chris Chan's life started being derailed when Borb refused to "institutionalize" their mentally disabled son instead of sending him to a regular school.
Chris Chan's future plans are now being derailed cause Barb refuses to be "institutionalized" herself and following Chris wishes.

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

I bet in Chris' delusional world, everything that managed to punch through his thick skull was that Barb refuses to leave BC14 and he has to stay in prison, so his jail-time extension is her fault.

Jesus it seems like Chris is just getting more and more reprehensible by the day. Not enough to rape a woman, but you've gotta throw her out her home next? Chris is the ultimate example of don't mistake weakness for kindness. He's too much of a pussy to commit most crimes, not too much of a moral person.
We've reached a point where I would not be surprised if Chris would tie up his own mother and throw her on some train tracks like a silent-movie era villain.

I hope Barb left provisions to have it set on fire after her death just to spite him.
I genuinely hope that Chris will be in jail for such a long time that even if Barb keels over, BC14 will be repossessed and all of Chris' toys dumped in a landfill, so he will never return home and never get his precious toys back.

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Is Kengle too exceptional to read it correctly? to me it reads as:


What a scumbag lmao
Fuck me, this is some depraved shit.
 
I’m laughing my ass off at the fact he created a whole paradox issue in his mind to one-up the legal order forbidding him from returning home. Even more horrifying, the way he described his soul bounding with Barbara makes it so much more awful. Imagine getting molested and raped by Chris while you helplessly lie there and he’s rambling on about how you’re Rosechu now.


The letter drama is really adding a layer of fuckery to the whole situation and I think it’s going to get way worse in the future. Since Chris first got arrested and people began writing him I’ve imagined that for every Helena or Kengle or Eels out there gaining clout from this there’s at least a dozen anonymous weens writing him without sharing the letters publicly putting more dangerous ideas in his head and we may never know about them until Chris is released or Chris goes too far again.
 
Lol, imagine thinking that Barb is the ultimate villain when it's actually Chris
I can only imagine the classic Chris writing the new villain "Arabrab Notsew Reldnahc" an evil witch, and stubborn redneck who doesn´t want to free 14 BC of her evil hands, and she could just die or go with Mary Lee Walsh to prison or something

Maybe we are really living in da Merge, this situation is so sad/surreal/pathetic/insane/depressing/funny
 
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