Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[flareking414]

Finally some preggory content.

 

[JelloJerk]

Finally some preggory content.

"Everyone in the universe I depended on as friend or family abandoned me here alone".
I guess the logical conclusion here is that he's bullshitting and memory-holing Shoe (it's very funny to see how he never, ever acknowledges her. It reminds me of the period of time GameGrumps refused to mention Jon in any way at all, except 10x more embarrassing), but what if we got the story wrong? Maybe Shoe made that autistic move to be near the border but not move in with Skeptic because she was the one that didn't want to live with him? Doesn't make sense considering she seemed to worship the ground he walked on, but one thing is true about Shoe; she loves to LARP as something she's not.

Anyway, is he killing himself, quitting YouTube, or just crying?

 

[Sage In All Fields]

Finally some preggory content.

Why did his family abandon him? Did the fedora tipping get to be too much?

Doesn't make sense considering she seemed to worship the ground he walked on, but one thing is true about Shoe; she loves to LARP as something she's not.

If Skeptic had started to lose his marbles like this by that point, then even shoe's female-brain alarms would be going off tbh

 

[soryu]

Finally some preggory content.

Complaining he's alone, but saying he's happy he's alone? Make up your mind Preg. He's so... passive. Tbh it sounds like he has a fear of commitment. Once he bought that engagement ring for Shoe, I bet he started chickening out. No doubt Shoe was chickening out as well like she always does.

 

[Two-bit]

Gregory is starting to experience his midlife crisis I take it? Isn't he 40 now?

 

[Marakart]

Finally some preggory content.

Like a 13 year old girl but with a bigger ego, what a sad sack.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Finally some preggory content.

Disappointed, the apology in the first paragraph made it sound like he was hanging up his hat for good, but no, he's just begging for Twitter ass pats.

 

[Puck]

Finally some preggory content.

God I hope this is an actual suicide note

 

[janedoe]

lol no mention of publicly humilating shoe and yet still being outperformed by her in terms of viewer loyalty? no? just gonna be an egotistical faggot and assume it's the world's fault for being fake and no one understands MUH ART?

do a flip when you jump, faggot.

 

[DumbDude42]

lol no mention of publicly humilating shoe and yet still being outperformed by her in terms of viewer loyalty? no? just gonna be an egotistical faggot and assume it's the world's fault for being fake and no one understands MUH ART?

do a flip when you jump, faggot.

>spent the last decade living a comfy life being rich and famous while never lifting a finger and never doing any real work
>the gravy train starts slowing down
>bitch and moan about the unfair and cruel world
gotta love internet celebrities

 

[Arcade Gannon]

My family isn't real. My friends aren't real. Only you are real, Youtube comments.

 

[Jack Awful]

Finally some preggory content.

Retard who has torpedoed every relationship he's been in is sad that he's now alone and wallowing in self pity for problems he caused himself.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I wonder why his family walked away from him. They seemed fine during his engagement party. Did eh try to go full "I'M YT FAMOUS" on them too? LMAO.

 

[Jack Awful]

I wonder why his family walked away from him. They seemed fine during his engagement party. Did eh try to go full "I'M YT FAMOUS" on them too? LMAO.

Maybe they saw how he treats his girlfriends and decided he was too toxic.

Whatever it was, I can guarantee it's his own fault.

 

[jethro]

I wonder why his family walked away from him. They seemed fine during his engagement party. Did eh try to go full "I'M YT FAMOUS" on them too? LMAO.

If my 40yo sibling was still collecting action figures, cosplaying as Marvel characters, while making jokes online about wanting to start a sex cult, I'd be pretty distant with him too.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Finally some preggory content.

Has he finally realized that the cold touch of a Darth Vader maquette is not the best of futures?

(Probably not.)

 

[MediocreMilt]

>spent the last decade living a comfy life being rich and famous while never lifting a finger and never doing any real work
>the gravy train starts slowing down
>bitch and moan about the unfair and cruel world
gotta love internet celebrities

this.

It's a Spoony-tier sadgasm, replete with the "I have no hope because of Internet shit but I'm not getting a normal job"-vibe.

 

[KiwiBeanie]

this.

It's a Spoony-tier sadgasm, replete with the "I have no hope because of Internet shit but I'm not getting a normal job"-vibe.

The sad thing is that if Spoony and Skeptic had been born female, they would have felt the biological clock ticking and looked to secure a trad spouse around the age of 30 like several female cows here. Instead they are 40-something emo atheists who miss the days when their internet fame gave them access to hot chicks.

 

[Sneeds]

If my 40yo sibling was still collecting action figures, cosplaying as Marvel characters, while making jokes online about wanting to start a sex cult, I'd be pretty distant with him too.

Marvel? Kinda reminds me of peetz

 

[Sneeds]

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