My family is in Danger of an Active Shooter, I Must Post on Kiwi Farms Because I Find It Oddly Compfy

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thhrang said:
>Guys, my family is about to die, LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO Really, why is this thread the first place you think to talk about this? Glad you and them are okay tho.
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Retink said:
Kind of weird this is the first place you post it, but I hope you're safe and your family is too.
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Not the first place. I called my family first and made sure they were okay. I only posted here after getting to safety and well I oddly find this place comfy.
 
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thhrang said:
>Guys, my family is about to die, LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Really, why is this thread the first place you think to talk about this? Glad you and them are okay tho.
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The things some people would do to be noticed by their oshi is wild.

DALKurumiTokisaki said:
Not the first place. I called my family first and made sure they were okay. I only posted here after getting to safety and well I oddly find this place comfy.
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That's some powerful autism but I'm happy everything went well. Though I have to ask, if I played guess the diversity on the kid who pulled a gun, would it be an easy win?
 
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Fucking YTs said:
Lesson learned: If I get in active shooter situation I'll make sure to have a photoshopped photo of a Vtuber on me at all times, to make sure I'm on-topic for this thread when my body is discovered.
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"Eye witnesses say a grown man with a presumed mental disability slowed the shooter while yelling something about what onlookers claim to be Peppa, a popular pink cartoon pig. "

DALKurumiTokisaki said:
Maybe an easy win if I told you the state I live in.
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Have you considered using the ancient power of white flight?
 
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Retink said:
"Eye witnesses say a grown man with a presumed mental disability slowed the shooter while yelling something about what onlookers claim to be Peppa, a popular pink cartoon pig. "
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“I heard him yelling something about being with ISIS or maybe something to do with the eye, before being shot multiple times. I’m glad that terrorist is dead.”
 
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I did some digging and it turns out there were actually multiple shooters at the mall @DALKurumiTokisaki was at. I managed to find a picture of them:
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"Remember, no Japanese."
 
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Retink said:
Though I have to ask, if I played guess the diversity on the kid who pulled a gun, would it be an easy win?
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I think the biggest clue was that it was apparently 2 groups of youths fighting in a mall. If it's the news story I just found, the 'shooting' was fake news, I don't doubt that one of the gangs probably pulled a gun on the other, but apparently no shots were fired.
Rratcatcher said:
It just happened again with Gura and Kaela. They keep saying there is a spoiler at the top of Sana's tower. Maybe it is something planned for the Council anniversary?
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People in chat were saying that Sana just said to wait until after the graduation, others were trying to get them to go up there (idiots), but luckily the 'let Council go there first' crowd prevailed.
So I think it is fair game now, but it'd just be rude to not give Council the first chance.
GiveMeTheMoney said:
small bit of autism: most burglars are cowards and are terrified of any confrontation. they have one brain cell and only want to loot and get out, if you surprise them they run like a bunch of bitches.
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While it may be true, you don't want to have this mindset because it will just lead to hesitation and risking your life. "Well I don't *need* to actually do anything, there's only like a 15% chance that he will charge me and kill me so I'll just try to scare h....oh no I'm dead." Obviously you can't shoot someone in the back as they run away or anything like that, but if it's an active situation where your life is potentially on the line, you don't want to be distracted thinking about the odds, because then your guard will be down.
 
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