Crime SPAM goes on lockdown due to inflation in NYC - “To put Spam in a cage is stupid — and kind of insulting to the customers that would buy it”

By Matthew Sedacca
July 30, 2022 2:32pm


It’s the nation’s crises in a can.

Inflation and crime have gotten so bad in Gotham that even cheap meat like Spam has to be locked up.

At Duane Reade’s store in the Port Authority bus depot, the shelf-stable product — only $3.99 a can — is now being stocked in plastic, anti-theft cases.

“I’ve never seen that before!” one cashier laughed while using a magnet to remove a can of Spam from its cage.

The cashier was among the employees, tourists and store regulars stunned that the iconic blue-and-yellow cans are now being kept under lock-and-key — some even poking fun at the sight as “a sort of Jeff Koons homage,” per one viral tweet.

Jenny Kenny, 43, who was visiting from Louisville, KY, was aware of the ongoing crime waves hitting cities like New York and San Francisco, but still couldn’t believe the sight of “so many things in boxes.”

“Some of these things are pretty ridiculous,” she said.

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As prices and crime skyrocket, New York City stores have taken to locking up staples like toothpaste and soap to prevent crooks from stealing and then hawking the products on the sidewalk or online marketplaces like Amazon and eBay.

Yet some shoppers were confused why Spam, along with $1.89 cans of StarKist tuna, was enclosed under plastic, while pricier foodstuffs like $5.49 cans of Amy’s soup sat unencumbered.

“To put Spam in a cage is stupid — and kind of insulting to the customers that would buy it,” said shopper Dennis Snow, 46.

Snow said he doesn’t think Spam is being stolen to “sell it for crack,” but rather because the homeless in the area are looking for a quick and easy meal.

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SPAM is locked up in a Duane Reade at Port Authority.William C. Lopez/NYPOST

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One shopper called the locked up SPAM “insulting.”William C. Lopez/NYPOST

“Someone is stealing this because they need it,” agreed Delia Kemph, a 28-year-old teacher.

Employees at the store said thefts have been surging over the past two-plus years, with one estimating a minimum of four shoplifters every evening shift.

“I don’t think they stop anything,” Iggy, 21, a store clerk, said of the anti-theft cases. “It’s security theater. If you really needed it, you would stomp on it.”

The employee’s complaints were prescient: At around 7 p.m. on Thursday, a man in a black tank top and gray sweatpants had an employee unlock the glass case for a $38 electric razor, and then bolted with the appliance past a yellow-shirted security guard and out the door.

With inflation out of control — the consumer price index spiked 9.1 percent in June compared to a year ago, even as President Biden this week refused to acknowledge the nation is in a recession despite the economy contracting two quarters in a row — emboldened thieves have found a ready market for discounted stolen goods among recession-weary consumers.

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The locked-up goods are supposedly due to a spike in crime amid rising inflation.William C. Lopez/NYPOST

Petit larceny complaints for the NYPD Midtown South Precinct, which includes the Port Authority bus terminal, have shot up 52 percent — to 1,771, through July 24 — compared to the same period last year.

Hormel CEO Jim Snee told analysts last month that prices for their legacy product were set to increase in late July to cover increased transportation, packaging and meat costs.

A spokeswoman for Walgreens, which owns Duane Reade, refused to say why Spam was locked down at this particular location, and that installing anti-theft devices is done “in response to theft data.”

Liz Tawfik, 57, a home health attendant, complained that the added security measures are hampering the once-smooth shopping experience — and annoying customers like herself.

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Many customers find the lockdown annoying.William C. Lopez/NYPOST

“If you’re gonna catch a train you wanna grab something quick, it’s not quick anymore,” she said. “You might as well have someone take your order at the door and get you what you want.”

Not all drug stores have put Spam under lockdown.

Two other Duane Reades and a CVS in the Times Square area, along with a Rite Aid and CVS in Central Harlem, sold their cans of Spam, cage-free.

Dariel Cepin, 23, an employee at a West 44th Street Duane Reade, said, “Here, we lock up ice cream.”

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One has to wonder what kind of cash they're putting down on these plastic cages for the product. Surely the time wasted putting every individual spam in one of these on top of purchasing them is not worth it.
The cages are reusable, and for the amount of theft they are dealing with? Yeah, its worth it. Of course it is probably worth more to just set up shop elsewhere.
 
The cages are reusable, and for the amount of theft they are dealing with? Yeah, its worth it. Of course it is probably worth more to just set up shop elsewhere.
I don't really see how much this is going to prevent anyone from figuring out how to shoplift them. The cage really isn't that much larger than the product, even if it has an alarm it's unlikely security will be sent after them, and good luck on the cops. If it's mounted into the shelf, the whole thing it's connected to is plastic and anything significantly harder can be used to shatter that. This will be a preventative measure for a month max.
 
At Duane Reade’s store in the Port Authority bus depot, the shelf-stable product — only $3.99 a can — is now being stocked in plastic, anti-theft cases.
That's not notably more expensive than where I'm from, and they don't need plastic cages. Something tells me it's not inflation, but something else specific to NYC causing these thefts.

ITS FUCKING NIGGERS
 
I remember seeing this on small goods in Hawaii in places like Walgreens and thinking it was a bit much. Though here's the problem, in NYC and California, where they actually need this shit, it doesn't actually do anything because you can't do anything to someone stealing. At best they'll be taken in for a few hours and right back in your store to steal your shit again in the same day.
 
If they're doing this with shit tier spam I wonder what they'll do to the actual decent expensive stuff like hereford corned beef. Rig it so it explodes and blows your hands off if you try to steal it?
They have the Campbell's soup locked up on the Vegas strip. Imagine seeing a can of extra chunky beef noodle chained to the shelf and secured with RFID.

I couldn't imagine hassling someone to come unlock one tbh
 
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That's not notably more expensive than where I'm from, and they don't need plastic cages. Something tells me it's not inflation, but something else specific to NYC causing these thefts.

ITS FUCKING NIGGERS
The article mentions a man in a black tank top stealing an electric razor, and my first thought was, 'bet that's not the only thing that was black'.

Reality has a racist bias.
 
Does that actually help prevent theft? And wouldn't the cost to make those cages add up? Any thief with common sense would just steal something else. Surely there are more valuable or tasty things to steal than fucking spam.
 
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