Crime SPAM goes on lockdown due to inflation in NYC - “To put Spam in a cage is stupid — and kind of insulting to the customers that would buy it”

By Matthew Sedacca
July 30, 2022 2:32pm


It’s the nation’s crises in a can.

Inflation and crime have gotten so bad in Gotham that even cheap meat like Spam has to be locked up.

At Duane Reade’s store in the Port Authority bus depot, the shelf-stable product — only $3.99 a can — is now being stocked in plastic, anti-theft cases.

“I’ve never seen that before!” one cashier laughed while using a magnet to remove a can of Spam from its cage.

The cashier was among the employees, tourists and store regulars stunned that the iconic blue-and-yellow cans are now being kept under lock-and-key — some even poking fun at the sight as “a sort of Jeff Koons homage,” per one viral tweet.

Jenny Kenny, 43, who was visiting from Louisville, KY, was aware of the ongoing crime waves hitting cities like New York and San Francisco, but still couldn’t believe the sight of “so many things in boxes.”

“Some of these things are pretty ridiculous,” she said.

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As prices and crime skyrocket, New York City stores have taken to locking up staples like toothpaste and soap to prevent crooks from stealing and then hawking the products on the sidewalk or online marketplaces like Amazon and eBay.

Yet some shoppers were confused why Spam, along with $1.89 cans of StarKist tuna, was enclosed under plastic, while pricier foodstuffs like $5.49 cans of Amy’s soup sat unencumbered.

“To put Spam in a cage is stupid — and kind of insulting to the customers that would buy it,” said shopper Dennis Snow, 46.

Snow said he doesn’t think Spam is being stolen to “sell it for crack,” but rather because the homeless in the area are looking for a quick and easy meal.

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SPAM is locked up in a Duane Reade at Port Authority.William C. Lopez/NYPOST

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One shopper called the locked up SPAM “insulting.”William C. Lopez/NYPOST

“Someone is stealing this because they need it,” agreed Delia Kemph, a 28-year-old teacher.

Employees at the store said thefts have been surging over the past two-plus years, with one estimating a minimum of four shoplifters every evening shift.

“I don’t think they stop anything,” Iggy, 21, a store clerk, said of the anti-theft cases. “It’s security theater. If you really needed it, you would stomp on it.”

The employee’s complaints were prescient: At around 7 p.m. on Thursday, a man in a black tank top and gray sweatpants had an employee unlock the glass case for a $38 electric razor, and then bolted with the appliance past a yellow-shirted security guard and out the door.

With inflation out of control — the consumer price index spiked 9.1 percent in June compared to a year ago, even as President Biden this week refused to acknowledge the nation is in a recession despite the economy contracting two quarters in a row — emboldened thieves have found a ready market for discounted stolen goods among recession-weary consumers.

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The locked-up goods are supposedly due to a spike in crime amid rising inflation.William C. Lopez/NYPOST

Petit larceny complaints for the NYPD Midtown South Precinct, which includes the Port Authority bus terminal, have shot up 52 percent — to 1,771, through July 24 — compared to the same period last year.

Hormel CEO Jim Snee told analysts last month that prices for their legacy product were set to increase in late July to cover increased transportation, packaging and meat costs.

A spokeswoman for Walgreens, which owns Duane Reade, refused to say why Spam was locked down at this particular location, and that installing anti-theft devices is done “in response to theft data.”

Liz Tawfik, 57, a home health attendant, complained that the added security measures are hampering the once-smooth shopping experience — and annoying customers like herself.

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Many customers find the lockdown annoying.William C. Lopez/NYPOST

“If you’re gonna catch a train you wanna grab something quick, it’s not quick anymore,” she said. “You might as well have someone take your order at the door and get you what you want.”

Not all drug stores have put Spam under lockdown.

Two other Duane Reades and a CVS in the Times Square area, along with a Rite Aid and CVS in Central Harlem, sold their cans of Spam, cage-free.

Dariel Cepin, 23, an employee at a West 44th Street Duane Reade, said, “Here, we lock up ice cream.”

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I wonder how long before you have to ring a bell to be let in to certain shops in large cities in the US. I've seen that overseas in high-crime areas. I've also seen the scenario where most of the valuable items in a shop are behind the counter with the cashier , and the cashier is protected by bullet-proof material.

Already been done years ago in Chicongo, St. Louis, Detroit, Gary, etc...

And there's immediate blubbering about racism. And some cities have demanded the stores take down the bulletproof plexiglass and cages because "It look bad, mang!"
Aaaaaaaaaand the store just ends up closing instead.
 
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Already been done years ago in Chicongo, St. Louis, Detroit, Gary, etc...

And there's immediate blubbering about racism. And some cities have demanded the stores take down the bulletproof plexiglass and cages because "It look bad, mang!"
Aaaaaaaaaand the store just ends up closing instead.
Better to have the stores close then get robbed blind each day by niggers that don't care about the owner's losses. Can't behave like civilized beings? Then no fresh food for you.
 
One has to wonder what kind of cash they're putting down on these plastic cages for the product. Surely the time wasted putting every individual spam in one of these on top of purchasing them is not worth it.
I suspect it is more about making a statement and pushing would be thieves to other stores who are not using the boxes.
 
I suspect it is more about making a statement and pushing would be thieves to other stores who are not using the boxes.
Never underestimate the ability of unpunished niggers to steal anything that isn't bolted down - those boxes wouldn't be there unless there was a need for them. Either the stores stem the bleeding or the owners go bankrupt.

And everyone knows that the community won't police itself. Everyone knows that they don't care about the owners going bankrupt. Since they want to act like feral animals, they're going to get treated like mutts that refuse to get housebroken.
 
I wonder how long before you have to ring a bell to be let in to certain shops in large cities in the US. I've seen that overseas in high-crime areas. I've also seen the scenario where most of the valuable items in a shop are behind the counter with the cashier , and the cashier is protected by bullet-proof material.
I’ve been to a few gas stations where you walk up to a window and the cashier gets you what you want, which you receive once you pay for it.

I’m waiting for this and “Online shopping only” to become the norm, since it’s hard to steal when you’re not allowed near the merchandise.
 
Imagine planning a shoplifting heist and you steal frigging SPAM of all things. Who in their right mind would buy fenced SPAM?
 
And the funny thing is that you rarely see this shit in flyover country.
I only ever see things locked up when I go near the city. Sometimes I forget that there are places that are so shitty that these things are necessary, even though I used to live in such an area and had to wait for a wagie to come uncage my food almost every time I went to the store.

I've gotta say, living in a high-trust area sure is nice.
 
Look at how shit the selection is, only two slots of Spam. There’s an entire row of Spam back where I live, the Lite version, various packaging including bulk and single serve, another variety or two, the store brand knockoff…I don’t do my grocery shopping at convenience stores.
 
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I wonder how long before you have to ring a bell to be let in to certain shops in large cities in the US. I've seen that overseas in high-crime areas. I've also seen the scenario where most of the valuable items in a shop are behind the counter with the cashier , and the cashier is protected by bullet-proof material.
Going back to the frontier/ "old ways". Give the clerk your shopping list and he'll get it all together while you wait.

We can do that now with Amazon / Walmart with the online order but maybe the culturally enriched areas will do that by default.. Would really streamline the Government -> EBT -> MegaCorp pipeline.
 
I don't really see how much this is going to prevent anyone from figuring out how to shoplift them. The cage really isn't that much larger than the product, even if it has an alarm it's unlikely security will be sent after them, and good luck on the cops. If it's mounted into the shelf, the whole thing it's connected to is plastic and anything significantly harder can be used to shatter that. This will be a preventative measure for a month max.

They do take them. I've seen the cases littered all over the sidewalk.
 
The funniest part to me is someone from Kentucky laughing at NYC like it’s some weird backward hellhole, which it is. Having a Kentuckian laugh at you like you’re a rube has to be a wake up call, right?
PL but I live in Kentucky and my great great grandfather had a grocery store in NYC in the 1920’s. This is like a South Korean reading an article on how the elite of North Korea get to shop at a special store that sells only the most luxurious brands of Chinese powdered milk.
 
I remember seeing this on small goods in Hawaii in places like Walgreens and thinking it was a bit much. Though here's the problem, in NYC and California, where they actually need this shit, it doesn't actually do anything because you can't do anything to someone stealing. At best they'll be taken in for a few hours and right back in your store to steal your shit again in the same day.

cant the security just floor them and cuff each wrist to an ankle and let them squirm their way home
 
I’ve been to a few gas stations where you walk up to a window and the cashier gets you what you want, which you receive once you pay for it.

I’m waiting for this and “Online shopping only” to become the norm, since it’s hard to steal when you’re not allowed near the merchandise.
If only. A few cities have already responded to these general efforts as racist and are trying or have banned them. Not that its gonna help much.

Starting to think the bitching about "food deserts" (aka high crime low enforcement areas) are just assholes bitching that they can't steal shit.
I do genuinely think that one of the next steps along this track is municipalities mandating that large franchise business have a minimum number of locations in select areas to serve those communities if they want to be permitted to operate in the city at all.
 
I do genuinely think that one of the next steps along this track is municipalities mandating that large franchise business have a minimum number of locations in select areas to serve those communities if they want to be permitted to operate in the city at all.
Oh I hope so, as it'll affect the affluent urbanites who lap up the cries of "muh waycism" otherwise.

Whole Foods™ ain't gonna stick around if they have to prop up a location in the fucking ghetto.
 
Oh I hope so, as it'll affect the affluent urbanites who lap up the cries of "muh waycism" otherwise.

Whole Foods™ ain't gonna stick around if they have to prop up a location in the fucking ghetto.
I look forward to the court battles when these companies pull out damning loss numbers to prove why its a net loss to run stores in those locations - And in any sane world, no court would uphold local laws demanding businesses lose money like that. So once the portland courts uphold it and all the businesses fuck off, it'll be a beautiful sight to behold.
 
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