Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[eternal dog mongler]

Cherie seems to be bored of her own munching now.

"Yeah I'm here again, so hit that like button I guess"

 

[Quack_Quack]

I have a transparent sticker of the toothbrush on my PicsArt app too, I don’t even remember what I used it for but it haunts me whenever I open Picsart

I fucking cackled. Its there to remind you to brush your teeth

I have a few I'm finishing up but I'm also helping other people write timelines. And also I'm like a gainfully employed adult with responsibilities sometimes.

No, not allowed. OK, only on weekdays

 

[buoyverificationfuel]

Kiwi Farms spoke of the devil and she has returned

Allyson Marie Suphton 3 month stay in the nut hut


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This has been the highlight of my month. She's finally back! And she hasn't changed at all! Time to carmlize some tofu n onions in her honor.

 

[cuttysnark]

It's almost midnight on the east coast. Time to eat an entire pecan pie and run some feeds

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

Put out the coloring books just in case Skyler is gronting.

 

[A tree]

Put out the coloring books just in case Skyler is gronting.

Whi is gronting?

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

Whi is gronting?

Oh yeah, Whi. I forgot about them. I think they'll be gronting later after we get some yums.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

This has been the highlight of my month. She's finally back! And she hasn't changed at all! Time to carmlize some tofu n onions in her honor.

I'm gonna get me a big fuckin milky overpriced coffee and then spend the rest of the evening complaining about muh gastropuhresis... Cheers, Allyson!

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I didn't think anything could top that Nazi grifter Belchy Baird and her forcing her sister and then her husband to share toothbrushes and yet, here we are! This may be even worse.

I lost a filling yesterday. I blame this thread.

If I ever work in the emergency department again I kinda want the patience scale one...

Not for the reasons she thinks tho

I think this is an excellent idea for ANY department. Remember to make eye contact with the offending party as you slide the little doodad to a lower number. Keep sliding until they get the idea.

Maybe I'll make a sign for my desk.

Fake tubes are back

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That is one extraordinarily beefy feeding tube user, Jesus.

 

[A tree]

Stunning and brave scenes as Autie comes out as Pansexual. It must have been so tough living in the closet hiding from your true identity as a borderline who will fuck literally anyone who pays attention to you.
She would literally have been put in prison and chemically castrated for her very real gay identity if she hadn't been too young for people who will shag literally anyone to become legalised 19 years ago apparently.

 

[Drain Bamaged]

Ms Carnduff must have remembered she gets booted off Mommy’s medical insurance at 26 years old, and now she’s 25. I’m sure her brand “sponsorships” cover the cost of her marijuana and her coffee, but most definitely would not cover a fraction of what her many medical treatments cost.

Her caption is a mile long so I’ve only shared the end of it. SLOWLY searching for a part time job will allow her move out again in 6-12 months. Sure, Ash.

Brief note on Boise’s average rent going up 12.4% in the year 2020. She moved back in with Mommy in 2020 due to poor health. https://boisedev.com/news/2021/02/09/boise-apartment-rent/
Idaho State minimum wage is parallel to U.S.A.’s “federal” minimum wage: $7,25 per hour.

Would a “chronic illness influencer” with a part time job at $7,25 be able to cover the costs of rent, recreational drugs, prescription drugs, food, medical treatment, university, transportation and beige paint? In 6-12 months, Ashley will show us.

 

[kudzu quiche]

Gotta keep those electrolytes up!

 

[CrispyLegs]

Oooh, I am unfamiliar with this cow, a search on the farms only has a few posts about her here. Where can I find more info? And good lord, that looks fake as fuck, why would you use a tape like that on your face?! Looks like that tatty "washi tape" garbage from a dollar store.

Here’s an incredible list of everything she says she has (not including DID which she’s recently collected)

 

[cuttysnark]

I think the nut hut gave Allyson spelling lessons

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

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Rice pudding is never worth it. That is some depression era grossness right there. I guess on the plus side it’s the same going down as it is coming up.

 

[Lady Crow]

May I present to BP, a web shop run by a black, "chronically ill" queer womxn.

BiBi Pins​

Abi, the label-plastered attention whore (who just might be worthy of a lolcalf post) pays for her medical costs by selling what I can only describe as "queer-colored" disability accessories ranging from cheap braces and compression socks to enamel disability pins - the subject of our ire today.
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Spoiler: Imagine Unironically Wearing These

Let's imagine it together, you're walking down the sidewalk, your phone is dead and all you need to know is the time. The next person you come across is a dangerhair glued to their phone while walking (or wheeling, depending how committed they are to their "disability") the opposite direction. You kindly ask if they have the time.
They look at you, don't say a word and brushy their hair off their shoulder to reveal two sliding pins. One of them, labeled "Speaking - Non Speaking" is set to 9, and their "Spoons" pin is set to "2". Knowing you've seen this they walk away, satisfied that they may have just gotten nonverbal pity from a stranger.

Anyone who buys anything from this shop has no need for it other than as a bright attention grabber, only to get attention. There's more to the store but I'm not sure how much of it applies to this thread, but it's worth a peek for some quick lulz.

Give me the existential dread one.

 

[ShadowCass]

Stunning and brave scenes as Autie comes out as Pansexual. It must have been so tough living in the closet hiding from your true identity as a borderline who will fuck literally anyone who pays attention to you.
She would literally have been put in prison and chemically castrated for her very real gay identity if she hadn't been too young for people who will shag literally anyone to become legalised 19 years ago apparently.

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WTF is she going on about? That was some next level word vomiting there!

 

[buoyverificationfuel]

Ms Carnduff must have remembered she gets booted off Mommy’s medical insurance at 26 years old, and now she’s 25. I’m sure her brand “sponsorships” cover the cost of her marijuana and her coffee, but most definitely would not cover a fraction of what her many medical treatments cost.
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Her caption is a mile long so I’ve only shared the end of it. SLOWLY searching for a part time job will allow her move out again in 6-12 months. Sure, Ash.

Brief note on Boise’s average rent going up 12.4% in the year 2020. She moved back in with Mommy in 2020 due to poor health. https://boisedev.com/news/2021/02/09/boise-apartment-rent/
Idaho State minimum wage is parallel to U.S.A.’s “federal” minimum wage: $7,25 per hour.

Would a “chronic illness influencer” with a part time job at $7,25 be able to cover the costs of rent, recreational drugs, prescription drugs, food, medical treatment, university, transportation and beige paint? In 6-12 months, Ashley will show us.

August is in two days. Is she starting on August 1st or 29th? Either way, 2-30 days is an amazing recovery period for Ashley to go from "incapable of being anything besides a sedentary smoker" to "college student, employee, lives alone."

Placing my bets now: she's going to be doing okay until she gets overwhelmed, at which point she will claim mold was discovered in her new place. She moves back home. Or she just finds a man who will believe and enable her, so she can keep doing her thing.

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Is Allyson finally admitting she and Alex are not just platonic roommates who sleep in the same bed because friendship? Or did she get a lover in the psych ward?

 

[Drain Bamaged]

August is in two days. Is she starting on August 1st or 29th? Either way, 2-30 days is an amazing recovery period for Ashley to go from "incapable of being anything besides a sedentary smoker" to "college student, employee, lives alone."

Placing my bets now: she's going to be doing okay until she gets overwhelmed, at which point she will claim mold was discovered in her new place. She moves back home. Or she just finds a man who will believe and enable her, so she can keep doing her thing.

I don’t have knowledge about her being on campus or virtual, so I can’t provide an accurate start date. The way she said it makes me think she doesn’t intend to start everything in August. If her education and employment don’t kill her , At some point after 6 months, but before 12 months have passed, she’ll magically be able to live on her own, likely in Boise, with the money she claims plans to save up from her eventual part-time job.

You’re completely correct that something will bring her back home, if she actually moves out in the first place. Procuring a partner/enabler means she would need to consistently give attention to someone other than herself. How would she keep up with her upload schedule if she had to do that? There’s no room in her life for a man unless she and her Yoni agree on polyamorous relationship.

 

[A tree]

WTF is she going on about? That was some next level word vomiting there!

Most of what she comes out with is narcissistic word vomit now. She's become insufferably smug and self satisfied from having smoke blown up her arse by her echo chamber.
All she's really saying is look at me I'm QUEER now.

She's got really boring no more stim dancing or pretending to need smart crutches or a wheelchair. I'm just waiting for the inevitable blow up when someone challenges her mildly on something she says or whatever but I kinda think she's barely even a munchie now.
She's found a better source of attention just being an autism influencer "advocate" without having to make scenes all the time about access to places.
I wonder if at some point in the last year a therapist actually got through to her that if people see you claiming to need a powerchair in one post and dancing in the next they might say mean things about you.