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I noticed this faggot has such dainty hands, even the beast has bigger hands
Chantal is a legit predator that's a child's hands lol
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Imagine having to do all that just to get to mediocre human status, Chantal would rather eat a bullet and tbh I wouldn’t blame her.This got me to thinking. Let's pretend for a moment that it's actually possible and consider what it would take to get Chantal . . .
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I wonder how many of us have considered exactly what sort of monumental achievement this would be. I think it could actually be done in six years or less, which would get her in pretty good shape before she's 50. Before she's in her late 40's, even. First of all, of course, would be a diet and exercise program (three years) followed by skin removal surgery (two years) for a goal weight of 135 pounds. 150 pounds wouldn't be bad, but if we're going to dream we might as well dream big, right? In addition to getting her body down to a normal shape and size, during those five years she'd also need to:
See her physician and specialists for a complete blood count and basic metabolic panel, CT scan(s), PET scan(s), probable biopsies, possible wound care (her recurring boils, depending on how bad they are), STI treatment, endocrinology, and any issues arising from these tests (kidneys, liver, lungs, thyroid, etc.), including an addiction specialist for treatment of drug addictions.
Obtain a dentist and periodontist to work as a team to restore the health of her gums and remaining teeth
Work with a dermatologist for treatment of chronic skin conditions (including hair loss) and possible actual skin disease
Hire an aesthetician for ongoing skin treatments and to learn about proper self-care
Undergo intensive therapy for, undoubtedly, the rest of her life
Engage a psychiatrist for psychotropic medications, also the rest of her life
Hire a personal trainer to keep her on-track of and accountable for her fitness goals
Hire a life coach to re-boot her brain for the basics (hygiene, personal environment, social skills, etc.)
Financial counselor to attain personal finance and budget planning skills
Debt counselor (a legitimate one!) to improve credit scores and debt-to-income ratio
Fashion advisor. NOW.
Hire a tax attorney to help navigate and settle tax debt (if she hasn't already, and let's face it . . .)
Possibly hire a bankruptcy attorney
The last item on my list concerns the question of her employment. If she wants her YouTube channel to be how she makes her money, that's fine. But in that case she needs a coach and trainer to give her the skills necessary to produce and present quality content. If she can't do that then she needs to just hire a career counselor and find a fucking job because The Fart Channel ain't it.
God knows there must be more but just the sheer magnitude and scope of everything she needs is frying my brain. And even if she were to get a handle on everything she needs to do to clean up her absolute smoldering underground landfill fire of a life, the next question is: how much would all of that cost? I don't think any of us could answer that.
Anyway. A lot of these goals can be done simultaneously with her initial five year five year physical fitness plan but there aren't enough hours in the day or days in the week to do them all, so she'd probably have to take on an extra year to finally take care of the lesser of these tasks. Whew. It just boggles the mind how any one person can become so fucked up.
One of the things I would actually be surprised about is not having automatic withdrawal (aka preauthorized payments) for rent. I cannot think of a place where you would not have that payment set up as part of the rental agreement...for just that reason.
As much of a shitcunt as Chins is, I am relatively confident the Luxury Villa Estates has preauthorized payments (mostly because that's how it seems to work around here).
That said, I'd love to see a cardboard box beeze, and if she keeps on going the way she is with her demonetized streams and horrible life decisions, we could be there sooner rather than later.
I'd love to see Chantal on a show like The Swan x Biggest Loser. Tbh, if she did start losing weight again and kept at it, her channel would probably be doing better.This got me to thinking. Let's pretend for a moment that it's actually possible and consider what it would take to get Chantal . . .
View attachment 3547670
I wonder how many of us have considered exactly what sort of monumental achievement this would be. I think it could actually be done in six years or less, which would get her in pretty good shape before she's 50. Before she's in her late 40's, even. First of all, of course, would be a diet and exercise program (three years) followed by skin removal surgery (two years) for a goal weight of 135 pounds. 150 pounds wouldn't be bad, but if we're going to dream we might as well dream big, right? In addition to getting her body down to a normal shape and size, during those five years she'd also need to:
See her physician and specialists for a complete blood count and basic metabolic panel, CT scan(s), PET scan(s), probable biopsies, possible wound care (her recurring boils, depending on how bad they are), STI treatment, endocrinology, and any issues arising from these tests (kidneys, liver, lungs, thyroid, etc.), including an addiction specialist for treatment of drug addictions.
Obtain a dentist and periodontist to work as a team to restore the health of her gums and remaining teeth
Work with a dermatologist for treatment of chronic skin conditions (including hair loss) and possible actual skin disease
Hire an aesthetician for ongoing skin treatments and to learn about proper self-care
Undergo intensive therapy for, undoubtedly, the rest of her life
Engage a psychiatrist for psychotropic medications, also the rest of her life
Hire a personal trainer to keep her on-track of and accountable for her fitness goals
Hire a life coach to re-boot her brain for the basics (hygiene, personal environment, social skills, etc.)
Financial counselor to attain personal finance and budget planning skills
Debt counselor (a legitimate one!) to improve credit scores and debt-to-income ratio
Fashion advisor. NOW.
Hire a tax attorney to help navigate and settle tax debt (if she hasn't already, and let's face it . . .)
Possibly hire a bankruptcy attorney
The last item on my list concerns the question of her employment. If she wants her YouTube channel to be how she makes her money, that's fine. But in that case she needs a coach and trainer to give her the skills necessary to produce and present quality content. If she can't do that then she needs to just hire a career counselor and find a fucking job because The Fart Channel ain't it.
God knows there must be more but just the sheer magnitude and scope of everything she needs is frying my brain. And even if she were to get a handle on everything she needs to do to clean up her absolute smoldering underground landfill fire of a life, the next question is: how much would all of that cost? I don't think any of us could answer that.
Anyway. A lot of these goals can be done simultaneously with her initial five year five year physical fitness plan but there aren't enough hours in the day or days in the week to do them all, so she'd probably have to take on an extra year to finally take care of the lesser of these tasks. Whew. It just boggles the mind how any one person can become so fucked up.
Chantal isn't much of a strategist.Her audience is mostly woman, so her insisting on all the sex talk and grossness is baffling.
women actually love talking about sex and gross stuff, or at least hearing about it from other women, theyre only put off when it involves menHer audience is mostly woman, so her insisting on all the sex talk and grossness is baffling.
When she was in Cuba she said she was paying for 5 phones and 3 ipads. We know Nader had the original iPad that she purchased for them to do "couples vlogs" (lol) and she bought him the iPad pro, and he has her old iPhone. I've never seen any explanation for who has the other phones or the third iPad.how many devices
The poor bastard is doomed.Soon there will be no escape for the brown man.
Sooo her newest brown man aint staying for the weekend? what happened to them making tagine?
We know her filters distort everyone and everything in her screen. We've seen Peetz and Nader on her lense VS their phones.I think we were wrong. We said new brown man was married and that’s why he can’t have Chantal at his house. After seeing that hand I’m going to suggest he still lives at home with his parents and is under 20.
+it cant involve repulsive gremlins likes amber or chantel. These women would help the most normal and most depressed humans get up and check their hygiene and eating habits.women actually love talking about sex and gross stuff, or at least hearing about it from other women, theyre only put off when it involves men