Info On Chris’ Case Posted By Greene County Circuit Court - Posted 7/29/22. First hearing is scheduled for 8/8 at 9:30 AM

[Flareon]

Seems to be a surge of oldfags crowding in to see the carnage.
Will the details of the trial be public knowledge?

 

[Smleman303]

Chris has a tard shield, like during the Michael Snyder case where he had to plead out. I think his plea in that case didn't require him to say that he was guilty, but he had some outburst that Snyder "DIDN'T DESERVE ONE RED CENT!", and everyone in the court just ignored him.

So I don't think he would have torpedoed a plea deal this time, just it likely involves pleading guilty to a felony charge so they can slap him with a couple years probation.

You're thinking an Alford plea, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alford_plea

 

[Professor Iris]

Boy oh boy. I sure hope nobody pulls up Chris' paperwork where he's held. That clerical error 'INCEST W/OWN CHILD' is going to cost him his life if an inmate ever manages to get to him.

 

[Consider Lizärds]

It doesn't matter. Chris will get out. He will kill again.

 

[Smleman303]

It doesn't matter. Chris will get out. He will kill again.

Himself when he has a stress induced heart attack.

 

[Consider Lizärds]

Himself when he has a stress induced heart attack.

He will have forseen this, of course.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Boy oh boy. I sure hope nobody pulls up Chris' paperwork where he's held. That clerical error 'INCEST W/OWN CHILD' is going to cost him his life if an inmate ever manages to get to him.

In another universe, the Chris Chan who managed to father a daughter named Crystal is facing those same charges but correct.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

From the looks ofit CWC will have to take the public defender. This case is a complete circus.

Greene County is too small to have a public defender's office. They do appointed defense attorneys (regular private attorneys are called up to do public service). This is how he got Heilberg.

Unless I missed something, Heilberg is still his attorney.

for the last time Just because Chris is being charged with a felony for once in his life, doesn't mean he's going to big boy prison for five or even three years. Best Case scenario: time served minimum of a year and slapped with sor and felony charges which gives him a felony record. worst case scenario suspended sentence of 2 to 3 years with a year served. So the same only arguably worse since hell also be on strict probation, which if he violates or fucks up even once then it's off to prison with him.

This is not the first time Chris has been charged with a felony.

In the Snyder case, Chris's hit and run was a felony and he was indicted on it and sent to circuit court. It was a Class 5 felony, exactly the same severity as the incest charge he faces now. The circuit court wobbled it down to a Class 1 misdemeanor as part of the plea deal.

In the Gamestop case, Chris was arrested for gas discharge, a Class 6 felony, which can also be wobbled down. It stayed in district court and was amended to simple assault.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

The prosecution has been unbelievably kind to Chris and gave him a whole fucking year to get his shit together and take a sweetheart plea deal.

It's actually the opposite. They stringently opposed bail, which means that the various continuances, etc in this case worked against Chris' favor. Drawing a case out only helps the defendant if they are out on the streets. Otherwise, where's the benefit in just sitting in jail for a year? Yeah, if he was out enjoying his freedom then all these delays would be great. But that's not the case.

Also, if they were "unbelievably kind" then they would have left the charge as a misdemeanor. This charge is called a "wobbler", which means that it could be a misdemeanor or a felony in the discretion of the prosecutor. If they left it as a misdemeanor, Chris could have been out with time served next week (or whenever the 1 year anniversary was.) Instead they decided to go for the higher penalty and empanel a grand jury.

 

[TiggerNits]

This is going to end up on Investigation Discover y one day and when it does my wife is going to be asking why I can't stop cackling while she watches her favorite channel

 

[独人13]

Boy oh boy. I sure hope nobody pulls up Chris' paperwork where he's held. That clerical error 'INCEST W/OWN CHILD' is going to cost him his life if an inmate ever manages to get to him.

Spoiler: NSFL

 

[Optimus Prime]

Boy oh boy. I sure hope nobody pulls up Chris' paperwork where he's held. That clerical error 'INCEST W/OWN CHILD' is going to cost him his life if an inmate ever manages to get to him.

Not necessary.

Chris is going to admit he fucked his mother somehow, in some way, if/when he's in prison. Chris can't keep his mouth shut, it's how we have so much documentation on every major event in his life (except the first jail stint following the macing incident, though at this point it can be inferred nothing happened and just sat quietly in a drunk tank scared for his life overnight until Barb bailed him).

Not that being jailed for incest of any kind is directly going to be why Chris is killed in prison if forced to interact with genpop. His unwarranted sense of self-superiority to literally everyone, degrading speech proficiency, and the whole LARP about being multiple gods at once is going to annoy somebody to the point where the right opportunity at the right time is all it will take to zap Chris to sleep forever.

 

[HarveyMCR]

Forgive me if someone already pointed this out, but the court document says that the "date of the offense" was July 1st, when he was arrested on August 1st. IIRC, July 1st is when the incestuous relationship began, and continued afterwards every 3 days for the rest of the month. Do we know how many cases of Incest W/ Child he is being charged with?

 

[Gunt of the Litter]

I seriously doubt Chris will serve any prison time. Most likely, he will be released with time served. After that, Chris becomes a lone wandering desperado of sorts, out for revenge.

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

https://rga.lis.virginia.gov/Published/2019/RD368/PDF

If I'm reading p. 36 correctly it's not a lot at all. Only $445 maximum in fees for a felony resolved in district court with a billing rate of $90/hr.

However these sound like fees for cut-and-dry cases where it's in and out and they make more on volume, not something like Chris' case where it's been drawn out and involved multiple additional steps. Heilberg might be able to get more reimbursement if there's a lot of work involved on his part but I think he's doing this mostly pro bono.

Maybe someone already answered you, but IIRC Heilberg is doing this because lawyers need to do a certain amount of public defender work every year and so he took on Chris's case.l to meet that requirement. It isn't as if he can charge Chris for his time or anything. The public defender pay is the public defender pay. Otherwise everyone would do it.

 

[Ophelia]

Drawing a case out only helps the defendant if they are out on the streets.

As Chris would have been. This was kind.

Also, if they were "unbelievably kind" then they would have left the charge as a misdemeanor.

They tried to. Chris wouldn’t let them.

 

[I swear she's 18]

It's actually the opposite. They stringently opposed bail, which means that the various continuances, etc in this case worked against Chris' favor. Drawing a case out only helps the defendant if they are out on the streets. Otherwise, where's the benefit in just sitting in jail for a year? Yeah, if he was out enjoying his freedom then all these delays would be great. But that's not the case.

Also, if they were "unbelievably kind" then they would have left the charge as a misdemeanor. This charge is called a "wobbler", which means that it could be a misdemeanor or a felony in the discretion of the prosecutor. If they left it as a misdemeanor, Chris could have been out with time served next week (or whenever the 1 year anniversary was.) Instead they decided to go for the higher penalty and empanel a grand jury.

What are you talking about? They opposed bail because Chris has a history of poor behavior with a risk of returning to 14 bt. As well as a huge possible danger because of weens.

The reason why having a whole year being a kindness is because that's time Chris had to accept a plea deal. The only reason why it's now going to be charged as a felony is because it's been greater than 1 year. You can't hold someone greater than the imposed sentence and you can't charge someone twice for the same crime. They're not going to just let Chris walk no contest. They're doing this because Chris most likely is a retard and denied their plea deal. And the prosecutors either had to shit or get off the shitter.

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

Maybe someone already answered you, but IIRC Heilberg is doing this because lawyers need to do a certain amount of public defender work every year and so he took on Chris's case.l to meet that requirement. It isn't as if he can charge Chris for his time or anything. The public defender pay is the public defender pay. Otherwise everyone would do it.

Absolutely right, I think he's primarily doing this pro-bono on top of it. Taking on tougher cases like this are also great for publicity and future business even if he doesn't make any money off of it beyond the nominal reimbursement.

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

Absolutely right, I think he's primarily doing this pro-bono on top of it. Taking on tougher cases like this are also great for publicity and future business even if he doesn't make any money off of it beyond the nominal reimbursement.

My bad it isn't that they have to do public defender work. They have to do probono work. Lawyers have to do 2 percent of their hours a year pro bono.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

Boy oh boy. I sure hope nobody pulls up Chris' paperwork where he's held. That clerical error 'INCEST W/OWN CHILD' is going to cost him his life if an inmate ever manages to get to him.

Chris is a:
-Literal Retard
-Tranny
-Sex Offender

There is no way the DOC will ever let Chris see a second of Gen Pop. He'll mostly likely be sent to somewhere like the Marion Correctional Treatment Center, which is essentially a mental asylum run by the Virginia DOC, where he'll have a single cell for the duration of whatever sentence he has to serve.