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That's not autism, that's just some good clean Bosnian comedy. Tch. Can't even make a hilarious joke without being tarred with the retard brush. What a world.
Autism you witnessed IRL - share your stories
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You may be on to something. The one thing I still remember from nursery school was that there was a kid named Anthony who apparently did something bad. I still recall a girl walking up to one of the teachers to say, "Anthony apologized." I have no idea what he did or why I remember that of all things years later, but young Anthonys seem to be troublemakers.
PipTheAlchemist
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Or maybe the Bosnibitch just wanted to grope some fat American teenaged titties
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The same day program I volunteered at that Mitch was part of? There was one guy who was extra "special" because he was an honest to god second generation retard. Yes, tard+tard=tard and it was a mess. His parents were just functional enough to live on their own, without full time help, and basically raised him on their own. Seeing as he was a full retard himself just like both of them it's not like they ever needed to help him with homework or anything like that.
No, the real problem was the lack of self care involved. Since his parents were tards who didn't care if they stank because they didn't have full time handlers to make sure they bathed and wore clean clothes, they didn't see why he had to either. I witnessed more than one conversation between his mother (by far the higher functioning of his parents) and the actual paid workers where they complained about him being dirty and in dirty clothes, and she didn't see a problem with it. Neither one of them attended adult day programs to my knowledge and were content to collect "free" government benefits and literally do nothing all day. All things considered it was for the best they didn't do so anyways.
The mom was unintentionally hilarious on more than one occasion but since all three were just generic run-of-the-mill retards and not autistic I won't clog up the thread with them. But yes, second generation (and beyond) retards are very much a thing if the genetics involved are dominant (or even recessive if you're just that unlucky) and it's not a crime to be a literally retarded parent. And so long as you're within the mild range, the state will even allow for custody, at least in Arizona.
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"Anthony" always sucks, "Tony" is always a good guy. It's practically a law, like "Don't rape ugly broads" or gravity.You may be on to something. The one thing I still remember from nursery school was that there was a kid named Anthony who apparently did something bad. I still recall a girl walking up to one of the teachers to say, "Anthony apologized." I have no idea what he did or why I remember that of all things years later, but young Anthonys seem to be troublemakers.
I have a weird ass autistic ability, though. I can immediately hear and compare melody/beat structures of songs and immediately realize what it is ripping off. This weekend I went out dancing with my wife and some friends and all the new music I would hear I was outright compelled to tell people what it was borrowing from or outright ripping off
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Anyone who knows music theory can do that. It's only autistic when you screech about it after you find out you're wrong
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I don't know music theory, though. I can't play an instrument, sing or even keep the beat too well, but my idiot brain immediately decodes that shit like a super worthless enigma machine
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So, I worked a movie theater as an usher (poor bastards that clean after a showing for the next one) for about a year and a half. By about four or five months in management decided I was put together enough to teach new hires. There's one in particular who always stood out.
Anthony (not his name, but why not) was high-functioning enough that he understood stuff like keeping himself clean and not talking about his autistic hobbies unless asked. The night I trained him went well, he was eager to learn everything I taught and he even managed some small talk as we worked. I clocked off thinking he'd do fine.
The next time I clocked in, management pulled me aside, saying I wasn't in trouble, they just had questions about how I taught Anthony. I went over everything and they just looked at each other before saying Anthony was basically just doing whatever he wanted instead of what I taught him. The kicker was that every time someone, be it another coworker or a super, tried to correct him, he'd raise a fit and shout stuff like "You're not my mom!" and "You don't get to tell me what to do!"
Management had figured at this point this was an Anthony thing, and warned me I was scheduled with him tonight. I went into the shift fearing the worse, but that didn't happen. Anthony did as I'd taught him, and I never once had to correct him. The other shoe dropped when he called me "Mr. M3xus" like we do the supervisors and we realized he thought I was his supervisor. Not just any supervisor, his personal one. And so it was that I wound up Anthony's unofficial wrangler. Management always made sure we were scheduled together to make sure he did his work. The new managers that didn't and thought they could wrangle him soon gave up and kept up the status quo until I left that job.
Jerks never did hook me up with supervisor pay.
I've got a few more stories of dudes from that place, but I'll tell them later. It was an interesting place.
Anthony (not his name, but why not) was high-functioning enough that he understood stuff like keeping himself clean and not talking about his autistic hobbies unless asked. The night I trained him went well, he was eager to learn everything I taught and he even managed some small talk as we worked. I clocked off thinking he'd do fine.
The next time I clocked in, management pulled me aside, saying I wasn't in trouble, they just had questions about how I taught Anthony. I went over everything and they just looked at each other before saying Anthony was basically just doing whatever he wanted instead of what I taught him. The kicker was that every time someone, be it another coworker or a super, tried to correct him, he'd raise a fit and shout stuff like "You're not my mom!" and "You don't get to tell me what to do!"
Management had figured at this point this was an Anthony thing, and warned me I was scheduled with him tonight. I went into the shift fearing the worse, but that didn't happen. Anthony did as I'd taught him, and I never once had to correct him. The other shoe dropped when he called me "Mr. M3xus" like we do the supervisors and we realized he thought I was his supervisor. Not just any supervisor, his personal one. And so it was that I wound up Anthony's unofficial wrangler. Management always made sure we were scheduled together to make sure he did his work. The new managers that didn't and thought they could wrangle him soon gave up and kept up the status quo until I left that job.
Jerks never did hook me up with supervisor pay.
I've got a few more stories of dudes from that place, but I'll tell them later. It was an interesting place.
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Gotta love that rigid line of thinking! Why l should he listen someone who never trained him, in the first place?
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The real kicker was that he was legitimately one of our most efficient dudes, but only if I was there. Guy was actually pleasant enough I didn't mind, just something I shake my head at years later.
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I don't know whether to put this in the autism or schizophrenia thread, but a homeless (and possibly high on drugs) couple was shagging on the sidewalk of my apartment while I was out buying gatorade, and all I heard was "slam your daddy dick in my mommy pussy"
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Some chick talking about coins. She was going on about specific years they were minted, metal compositions of the coins, specific mint marks, etc. Her friends looked like they were bored as hell and kinda annoyed but they were humouring her so they were decent people for that at least.
It was me actually, I was the autist. I feel bad doing it but when they get me started it's hard to get me to stop unless they tell me to and they never do.
It was me actually, I was the autist. I feel bad doing it but when they get me started it's hard to get me to stop unless they tell me to and they never do.
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show me the schizophrenia thread
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I went to school and in my high-school home ec class we had an Anthony. Homie was such an obnoxious cunt that the teacher had his own curriculum for him which basically amounted to "let that shithead play on the computer so he fucks off. "You may be on to something. The one thing I still remember from nursery school was that there was a kid named Anthony who apparently did something bad. I still recall a girl walking up to one of the teachers to say, "Anthony apologized." I have no idea what he did or why I remember that of all things years later, but young Anthonys seem to be troublemakers.
I remember I hated this cunt because this was when fallout 3 just came out and this fucking douche walks into the class and yells "you die after kill the enclave. You put yourself in a microwave. "
I still remember this explicitly because me and a few school buddies talk about this. There's a running joke Bethesda retconned that ending just to spite Anthony now.
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I was at the store and saw a big black ass momma dragging her cataclysmically retarded adult son who had to weigh 300 pounds down the aisle on a cardboard box, so he could slide easier. He was rapping and knocking over items on the shelves as he went by
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And that "chick" was actually just an ugly dude in a dress
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If I was I'd be grifting money for more coins that's for sure.
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Late, but with autists, it mostly ranges from not much of anything happening to one of the parents going insane from the noises that their children makes or being raised by an couple who has the vaguest idea of raising children.
Only reason why it isn't that common is because they generally can't maintain an relationship with normies
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Another one. Anyone who was alive can tell you how big Halo 3 was, hell, Halo 2 damn near took everyone's mind off 9/11. So, in high-school I knew this guy named Killian. Weird name, but whatever.
He always wore military surplus acu gear, even had custom patches and a UNSC patch.
Homie would always spout off random facts about guns and warfare. Had the library specifically order Art of War.
Then one day, a substitute teacher calls "Julian. " Who the fuck is Julian?
Turns out it's Killian and he's been going by this name since 7th grade. At lunch we're talking to him about why he goes by Killian and his exact words were "It's short for Killionaire from halo. When I join the US marines, I'm gonna be a one man force multiplier. "
He'd also read comics and the halo books in class.
I remember he did a book report on Halo the Fall of reach and during a history unit compared the covenant to the crusades.
He got super into anime after learning the elites are basically space samurai. Homie ended up becoming a Gymcel. Spends every hour at the gym playing anime whole running on the treadmill. He claims it helps him go beyond his limits.
He always wore military surplus acu gear, even had custom patches and a UNSC patch.
Homie would always spout off random facts about guns and warfare. Had the library specifically order Art of War.
Then one day, a substitute teacher calls "Julian. " Who the fuck is Julian?
Turns out it's Killian and he's been going by this name since 7th grade. At lunch we're talking to him about why he goes by Killian and his exact words were "It's short for Killionaire from halo. When I join the US marines, I'm gonna be a one man force multiplier. "
He'd also read comics and the halo books in class.
I remember he did a book report on Halo the Fall of reach and during a history unit compared the covenant to the crusades.
He got super into anime after learning the elites are basically space samurai. Homie ended up becoming a Gymcel. Spends every hour at the gym playing anime whole running on the treadmill. He claims it helps him go beyond his limits.