Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Lucas asked chat who Def Noodles was, because he might be going on his podcast.

Nigga...

This is after saying he wants to disassociate from the drama/politics sphere. He also took the time to badmouth Papa Gut, who is one of the most down-to-earth dramatubers I've ever seen, someone that Def Noodles has recently tried to slander as a pedophile. God I hope he goes through with this, lmfao

 

[Dickens Cider]

lol 25k subs, 200 watching . Ratios indeed.

 

[PaladinBoo]

lol 25k subs, 200 watching . Ratios indeed.

Remember, most popular trans streamer ever.

 

[cerulean hydra]

I'm still major doubting he's seeing a psychologist at all and it's 100% a larp considering the "it costs 240 an hour" number he pulled from google that doesn't actually match prices in his area. That's the kind of shit you'd see people playing armchair psychologist on reddit come out with. It's the tumblr psychiatry that's led to so many kids developing "systems" to "protect them".

Bring the psychologist on stream, Lucas. Use the power of chat to build your koomer fortress like a trans pharaoh whipping the jews into building a pyramid.

yes, I know he can afford it, I just don't think he's actually doing it.

 

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Lucas is playing on the Keffalcord Minecraft server now.

Fun Fact: if Keffals clicks the Tab button while in the Minecraft window, it will show the usernames of everyone online.

Another Fun Fact: the service NameMC allows for the searching of all MC accounts' name histories, many of which include usernames used by KGGers pre-transition.

ETA: Holy shit he is horrible at Minecraft. I might be making a TIHYDP segment if this keeps up.

 

[Neil]

SECONDS after you posted this.
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Hello Jose, don't let Keffals and older men on discord convince you you're a girl. They only do this because it makes them sexually aroused. There's still hope for you.
(P.S. If you live out the LARP and do move to the netherlands, Dutch women despise trannies. Most of them are feminists that would feel disgust at seeing you in their restrooms.)

I think this confirms that someone "Nicole" has been reaching out to poor "Marcy" through DM's and has been telling him to delete as much shit as possible so no one catches on to someone's "Nicole's" grooming game with him.
God only knows what else "Nicole" has sent in those DMs.

lol 25k subs, 200 watching . Ratios indeed.

LMAO Mad at the Internet gets 20 times this number of views while they're running live and and Josh only streams once a week. Then they reach around 50k views before they get delisted so angry cows don't flag them down. Back before Null started doing this, I remember his videos hitting nearly hundreds of thousands of views.

 

[Idi Amin II]

fag watches sperg, more news at 11

 

[who dare wins?]

The mysterious package was anthrax

It's a surprise from Uncle ted, he got out of jail and he has one final mission left.

Highlight of Lucas’s stream so far is him saying his psychologist told him to create a fortress to protect himself from negative shit (paraphrasing). Imagine paying someone to tell you to create a hugbox when you already do that. Also, he admitted to relapsing into smoking. Tranny voice plus the return of two packs a day sounds like an amazing combination.

Psychologists only rely on the information told, and they have to take guesses as to whether the patient is lying or not and many other factors. Either the psychologist has an ulterior motive, is a dumb white woman and can't figure shit out or is a lazy cunt (maybe all three) because there is no fucking way people say shit like this and go "oh you should create a mental fortress against negativity and increase your hubris" without telling them the issues they have and how to fix them. he needs some guy to sit down with him and just question him on his previous actions and see how he reacts, which is usually quite angered.

For sure its a LGBT+ approved shrink. Fucken Lucas needs to see a real doctor that won't spoon feed him the same shit he's been getting his whole life. The fucken tranny need the truth

I went to a shrink once, they actually did help me to some extent but more so sat there and just let me sperg out. If I can be able to do that and they just sit around, then those ones he is dealing with are likely feeding into his delusions and doing some fucking insane shit.

I know we have some psychologist kiwis, I saw one of them do some psychoanalysis on kev-kev and the members of the tranch and runs the Nikolas Cruz trial thread. Maybe he can come back and do an analysis on keffals, or someone else. Would be funny as fuck seeing keffals sperg out over someone trying to even pin-point what is wrong with him (thanks to his narcissism)

 

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If the therapist exist, my guess is that they told Kef to "Try not to use the internet as much and put yourself away from things that actively harm you, build a wall between you and it to keep your impulses under control." I.e.: if you're getting burned because you're touching the stove, stop touching it. If you pick fights because you can, build a wall to keep yourself away from it. I don't trust this man to say what his therapist said unfiltered by his own lense if he has one.

 

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lmao

Stream ended after one last smoke break, I'm definitely gonna enjoy editing this one.

 

[Dizzydent]

Psychologist told him to build a fortress in his mind. Proceeds to punch trees in minecraft to build a hermit cabin.

 

[Glowie]

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We got it the first time.

Lucas is getting tad paranoid. Did someone report his server again? Poor thing can't get decent viewership, get fucked Lucas

 

[TrueParagon]

I know we have some psychologist kiwis, I saw one of them do some psychoanalysis on kev-kev and the members of the tranch and runs the Nikolas Cruz trial thread. Maybe he can come back and do an analysis on keffals, or someone else. Would be funny as fuck seeing keffals sperg out over someone trying to even pin-point what is wrong with him (thanks to his narcissism)

A legit psychological analysis of Keffal's insanity would be hilarious and horrifying at the same time

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Lucas, you are not being gangstalked. You’re just a fucking asshole.

 

[who dare wins?]

A legit psychological analysis of Keffal's insanity would be hilarious and horrifying at the same time

Indeed it would
@Meiwaku sorry for the horrible mention, but I think we might need your skills to attempt to diagnose another tranny.

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Lucas, you are not being gangstalked. You’re just a fucking asshole.

CWC is a fat retard, he never got gang-stalked, even if he is autistic at most we just had pickle man. There is a million and one factors that drove him to felony mommy fucking, mainly his isolation, hoarding and other factors. He was driven to it thanks to Loretta and her perverted "trolling ideas". Both keffals and OP should fucking kill themselves, your 7k likes mean nothing considering its mostly CIA bots

 

[Neil]

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Stream ended after one last smoke break, I'm definitely gonna enjoy editing this one.

So Lucas is back to smoking now? Can't wait to hear his smoker's vocal fry after a while. He'll finally sound somewhat like a woman, that woman being Joan Rivers. But even then he'll sound more like a fusion of her and Gollum than just Rivers herself.

 

[cat merchant]

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Lucas, you are not being gangstalked. You’re just a fucking asshole.

This is pretty much how I feel about that post.


Word salad.

 

[Nazrin]

lmao
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Stream ended after one last smoke break, I'm definitely gonna enjoy editing this one.

Lol I wonder why a whistleblower is in Lucas's inbox.

 

[CallMeKiwi]

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Lucas, you are not being gangstalked. You’re just a fucking asshole.

I already commented on this in the "Chris misgendering spergout" thread, so I'll repeat what I said there. The hoops people will jump through to defend Chris just because he's "trans" are incredible. Chris wasn't just bullied for acting weird and liking Sonic, he was a racist, mentally unstable sexual predator long before being discovered by the internet. If he wasn't trans, they'd be calling him an alt-right incel and saying everything that happened to him was deserved.

lmao
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Stream ended after one last smoke break, I'm definitely gonna enjoy editing this one.

I can't imagine anything more boring to stream than literally reading emails. Isn't it also super easy to cheese the SA2 battle mode? That's probably why there's never been a tournament for it.

Lucas just admitted to quitting the political debate part of Twitch as a result of us.

CHUDS WIN!

Was he ever even considered part of the debate sphere? He was invited to one debate event he opted out of, and all the "debates" he's done since then are just bringing random people on stream to crack bad jokes and yell insults at them. I didn't see the stream, so I'm curious if he specifically meant the mango ranchers making fun of his "debates," or the mango ranchers who were the only people that actually wanted to debate him, which he refuses to do.

 

[boongus]

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Lucas, you are not being gangstalked. You’re just a fucking asshole.

Of course Lucas doesn't realise all the good things Josh has done for Chris.