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He who defends himself in court has a fool for a lawyer, but let's be honest, not being his own lawyer is probably the only thing Chris has done right.What if "Honor Roll" insists on representing himself?
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He who defends himself in court has a fool for a lawyer, but let's be honest, not being his own lawyer is probably the only thing Chris has done right.What if "Honor Roll" insists on representing himself?
State appointed, but yeah if he defended himself it would be worse for Pristine ChristineHe who defends himself in court has a fool for a lawyer, but let's be honest, not being his own lawyer is probably the only thing Chris has done right.
I swear some of you people are way too optimistic. There's no way Chris is going to get put in general population with hardened criminals.You also forget that Chris getting locked up with pedos and rapists still isn't good for him. Chris is childish and stupid and spending his days with people, who were able to manipulate children to do something degenerate with them, can result only in him being manipulated as well, from him giving away his money to becoming a prison bitch.
He said pedos and rapists, not gangsters. If he ever goes to prison, he'll go to the sex criminal wingI swear some of you people are way too optimistic. There's no way Chris is going to get put in general population with hardened criminals.
He couldn’t do anything with Chris fucking up the case with his letters.What did Heilberg even do? Except keeping Chris in jail for a year, which is fine by me.
Doesn't mean it wouldn't be hilarious though.State appointed, but yeah if he defended himself it would be worse for Pristine Christine
Has anyone considered that his lawyer might pursue an affirmative defense? Since Chris was determined originally to be incompetent to stand trial, his lawyer could easily argue that Chris was incompetent at the time he committed the offense. Of course, that would just land him in the booby hatch until the doctor's at the psychiatric hospital were convinced he understood what he did was wrong and won't ever do it again. Given how Chris is, that may honestly be impossible. Although, in all honesty, that may be the best for all involved given his recent letter regarding Barb.
Yeah this irks me too since a few years before, he was in middle school sitting at a desk, shoved up against the blackboard, right next to the teacher's desk. But high school, that's a fucking mystery. According to his records, he was taking trig, which was well beyond even my college prep math courses. He claims he wasn't "bullied" but kids would tell him Sonic was dead and would, for some reason, throw spare change at him, where Chris would bend down and pick it up, thinking those people were stupid for just throwing money at him. That's another strange thing since kids don't randomly do stuff like that unless there's a reason.That's something that really pisses me off because I see it a lot. People are saying, "Oh, young Chris was SUCH A CHAD!"
No. He ALWAYS had a weird deformed face; a dead, lifeless wall-eyed stare; and he's been morbidly obese since graduating high school.
"Your Honor, I call Magichan to the stand!"Doesn't mean it wouldn't be hilarious though.
Chris said in one of the Kacey calls Bob did all the "brain work" which could either mean specifically doing the paperwork Kacey was asking about but I hold the less charitable opinion it was him admitting to doing literally fucking nothing in school and Bob completing his homework for him.I doubt given the "trauma" of Nathaniel Greene, and his parents chimp out, that Chris didn't have help from his parents for getting through normal people school.
The thought of Chris having sex certainly offends me.how exactly is he a sex offender. he did incest with his mother... not molest a child. wtf??
Charge: INCEST W/OWN CHILDI'm dead serious; Maybe he does have a biological/adopted child...
This is my time to shine....Unless one of you has actually been to prison and raped a sex offender
CHANDLER CHRISTINE
Rate me late but this will always be funny as fuck.Sex : Male
Fuck me, I think I just woke my neighbors with how hard I laughed at this"Your Honor, I call Magichan to the stand!"
If Chris ever seriously applied for a job, I wonder how his potential employers would respond to "Pokemon Gym Leader" as part of his "job history." Naturally the non-existence of the shop at this point can only help his case.Yeah this irks me too since a few years before, he was in middle school sitting at a desk, shoved up against the blackboard, right next to the teacher's desk. But high school, that's a fucking mystery. According to his records, he was taking trig, which was well beyond even my college prep math courses. He claims he wasn't "bullied" but kids would tell him Sonic was dead and would, for some reason, throw spare change at him, where Chris would bend down and pick it up, thinking those people were stupid for just throwing money at him. That's another strange thing since kids don't randomly do stuff like that unless there's a reason.
I think it's the autism, and the sensory over stimulation he had while there, coupled with the nostalgic forgetfulness of aging, and who could blame him? He had no worries since he wasn't involved with learning how to be a functional adult.
This is a part of his chemistry class, which I had trouble with in school. Tell me Bob didn't write this:
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I doubt given the "trauma" of Nathaniel Greene, and his parents chimp out, that Chris didn't have help from his parents for getting through normal people school.
Well he is the result of Sonic and Pikachu having sex without a rubber, and I don't think it was consensual. So...he's just following in his father's footsteps.Charge: INCEST W/OWN CHILD
He raped Sonichu in the comics, that's what they're charging him for.
Gee I dunno definitely not the part where she said "don't" and then he proceeded to, you know, fuck her.how exactly is he a sex offender. he did incest with his mother... not molest a child. wtf??
I know Chris has the right to represent Himself. But since its clear to everyone how mentally and emotionally diminished Chris is, would they allow it?State appointed, but yeah if he defended himself it would be worse for Pristine Christine
to becoming a prison bitch.
If Chris ever seriously applied for a job, I wonder how his potential employers would respond to "Pokemon Gym Leader" as part of his "job history." Naturally the non-existence of the shop at this point can only help his case.
Nah, like he said right after trooning out "if it has a dick, I'll pass", so getting BUTTFUCKED BY MALES is worse for him than being completely undesirable.Chris learning to take it in the ass would probably become a happy point in his life. Someone actually, willingly, enthusiastically having intercourse with him.