Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Cold Root Beer]

I don't want to derail the thread too much and I'm probably late in asking this, but can someone that knows cars real well explain why Ford Mustang's suck? I've heard that claim before (and about Ford in general) and I'm just wondering why.

Either way the fact that he's so proud of his mustang is classic fatrick.

To steal from other Mustang rants on the internet:

I really freakin hate Ford Mustangs. I really do​

In my 15 years of driving, I have never came across a considerate Mustang driver. Ever. I swear to fucking god, every single one of these cars have like one of the most pretentious and downright arrogant drivers in the world. Do these cars come with like a hidden feature that turns drivers into assholes or something? What the fuck is it about these cars that attracts so many of these indigenous douchebags? All walks of life who drove Mustangs all seem to have this really shitty attitude about driving and they just all seem the same to me; male or female, young or old. Doesn't matter who it is. Forget the stereotypical BMW/Prius driver nonsense. I solemnly think that Mustang drivers are the worst in the world. Fuck these stupid little cheap ass ghetto cars that aren't jack-shit compared to the cars that are actually good. Then again, I guess that must be why they're mad - because they're stuck with a stupid cheap car that anybody and their dog can afford so they take it out on everybody else because they're jealous that they can't do any better than a fucking Mustang.

Ultimately, they're a "sports" car that anyone can buy for $27k new (shitty v6 but still). To reach that price point, they have to cut a lot of corners, and the low cost of entry make them retard magnets. It's like what Outback Steakhouse is to steaks, or Jim Beam is to bourbon. To rant about how terrible they are is exaggerated, but to see them for anything other than the cheap entry-level tier option of their respective domains is dumb.

Fatrick drools over his own car, which is ultimately a normal GT Mustang that comes with some cosmetic package options and a green paintjob. If someone has any taste in cars, they'd at least fantasize about a classic performance Mustang restored/maintained from the 60s/70s, like a Shelby GT500, or a Boss 429. Just look at how good they look compared to Fatrick's 2-stroke :





Fatrick's unironic circlejerk of his shitty "special edition" modern mustang is like someone saying the best vacation you can possibly take is a Carnival cruise. Just trashy shit being held up as if it's something more than it actually is.

 

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Rick's Bullitt is nothing more than an afront to Steve McQueen and the film in quesiton. It's the limited edition Funko POP of cars.

 

[Lead Sammich]

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Whoever made this pic needs an editor almost as bad as f@t does, they put him on here under both "large white pig" and "milwaukee squealer". My eyes arent as good as they used to be, but hell a few more of those pigs might also be fatrick in different sets of clothes for all i know.

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Big Niki has more muscle in that one calf than f@t has in his whole body. Also theres no way she isnt autistic, those shades and those leggings are her totems, like fidget spinners for retarded children.

 

[Popper Whiting]

I shared more about Pat with a friend who’s a successful author. He said he’s “literally never seen” books rank as low as Pat’s. Oh dear. First I sent him this classic Pat story.

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Also: The 1995 Mustang was pretty popular with girls at my high school back in the day. (I’m a ‘90s grad.) Can’t say I ever saw a straight man drive one. Pat’s other dream car is probably a Miata.

Tomlinson family motto is "Don't Let The Idiots Win". Patrick never gets a win. That is poetic.

 

[Windows 10 Upgrade]

Even the Toledo Zoo provide trollish enrichment to their apes (together strong) by giving them the means to hose down random people and provides a WARNING that "your reaction provides them with visual stimulation"

There is a fucking metaphorical epiphany here in this picture involving damn monkeys - an absolute psychological truth that encompasses everything that Pat continues to avoid. It amazes me he cannot make the connection and stay out of a trollish DM and twitter Splash Zone. He keeps walking into the monke enrichment zone and screaming the equivalent of "You Damn Dirty Apes" ad infinitum, and considers that not letting the idiots win.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

I've only seen this knucklehead referenced as a Fatrick orbiter, but if he isn't/if this is not related enough, please take down. Still, why is he hiding his Twitter with his big con event(s) coming up?
KF Link

Adding Maps to your Writing - The plusses and minuses to having maps in your book. Paul Weimer, Patrick S. Tomlinson

Twitter / https://archive.ph/FlW5V (not 100% sure archive will work on a locked Twitter)

 

[Lead Sammich]

@Elwood P. Dowd theres a really good chance hes getting the p@t treatment right now from the OnA brothermen. Hes one of their pigs too since they found his online photo albums where he posted multiple photos of his recently dead friends adopted child. He took "compromising" photos of her while he was babysitting. Lets just say hes definitely a pedo and a fuckin monster so i hope theyre making his life hell rn.

 

[ILoveNiggers]

I've only seen this knucklehead referenced as a Fatrick orbiter, but if he isn't/if this is not related enough, please take down. Still, why is he hiding his Twitter with his big con event(s) coming up?
KF Link



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Twitter / https://archive.ph/FlW5V (not 100% sure archive will work on a locked Twitter)

it's because he is almost certainly a pedophile whose own mother and brother hated. Pure scum who should be eradicated from existence, cowering from behind the guise of "woe is me" victimhood.

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

I've only seen this knucklehead referenced as a Fatrick orbiter, but if he isn't/if this is not related enough, please take down. Still, why is he hiding his Twitter with his big con event(s) coming up?
KF Link



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Twitter / https://archive.ph/FlW5V (not 100% sure archive will work on a locked Twitter)

He's a fucking pedo who took upskirt pictures of a little girl on a swing set, weird bathtub pics of naked little kids, none of these kids are even distantly related to him mind you. And to top it off someone found erotic fiction from the early 2000s that he wrote involving small children.

In other words he's a fucking pedo

 

[Torque Wheeler]

From /fit/

 

[FinnSven]

Tomlinson family motto is "Don't Let The Idiots Win". Patrick never gets a win. That is poetic.

Perhaps it was not the family motto exactly.

More a credo of the family regarding Fatrick.

 

[Pork Packer]

Perhaps it was not the family motto exactly.

More a credo of the family regarding Fatrick.

His ears being blocked by blubber and grease, fatrick misheard what the family said whenever he turned up at the front door for Thanksgiving

It was infact "Don't let the idiot in" and is usually preceeded by a loud "OH FUCK" and a bunch of door bolts being latched

 

[AnOminous]

By any metric, his life is in shambles. Hence, he drinks beer by the bootful.

Even most hopeless degenerates would just order a pitcher like a normal human being. The boot thing is for gatherings (usually of teenagers) where they dare each other to drain it in one go. It's just depressing to be a 40+ year old fatso drinking it alone. What a great way to remind yourself you have no friends.

Tomlinson family motto is "Don't Let The Idiots Win". Patrick never gets a win. That is poetic.

Meanwhile the fat potato-brained dipshit gives his atalkers a win every time he responds to zero effort bait thrown down just to see what retarded response he has.

Does he really think they feel owned every time he cuts and pastes another retarded response to them?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Does he really think they feel owned every time he cuts and pastes another retarded response to them?

He absolutely does.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Even most hopeless degenerates would just order a pitcher like a normal human being. The boot thing is for gatherings (usually of teenagers) where they dare each other to drain it in one go. It's just depressing to be a 40+ year old fatso drinking it alone. What a great way to remind yourself you have no friends.

I’m sure he offers to buy shotskis for strangers so he can approximate the feeling of having friends or at least friendly acquaintances. Or he buys one for himself and does the shots one by one, alone. I’m not sure which is more pathetic.

 

[Piggy Higuera]

I shared more about Pat with a friend who’s a successful author. He said he’s “literally never seen” books rank as low as Pat’s. Oh dear. First I sent him this classic Pat story.

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Also: The 1995 Mustang was pretty popular with girls at my high school back in the day. (I’m a ‘90s grad.) Can’t say I ever saw a straight man drive one. Pat’s other dream car is probably a Miata.

How does Rick not have a Wikipedia page at this point?

Niki really did slide into depressed fat girl face, that last photo is bleak. Who doesn't show a picture of someone they love to them before posting it somewhere so they could veto it if they look that bad?

Paul Weimer is relevant because he's the prime example of what the SFWA is, a safe space for MAPs to write and talk about their MAPpery. All photographers are sex-obsessed weirdos, he just isn't the more common "just one photo of you cupping your breasts, it's not really nudity" type.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

How does Rick not have a Wikipedia page at this point?

He is not notable or significant enough for one, much like Ethan Ralph whose Wikipedia page was just deleted.

Big Niki has more muscle in that one calf than f@t has in his whole body. Also theres no way she isnt autistic, those shades and those leggings are her totems, like fidget spinners for retarded children.

She really seems like a woman who’s been beaten down and demoralized to the point where she’s barely able to get herself out of the house. I shouldn’t feel bad for her because she chose this, but I root for Niki to escape like Adrienne did. Otherwise she is just going to keep gaining weight along with Pat and going everywhere in her pajamas and house slippers. It’s depressing.

 

[Piggy Higuera]

He is not notable or significant enough for one, much like Ethan Ralph whose Wikipedia page was just deleted.

Oh that's really funny, I didn't know they delete pages if they're about nobodies. My naïve child brain thought that if you had six novels published that meant something. I hate to give Piggy any credit, but he finishes things. It must be so much easier when you're not concerned with the quality.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

My naïve child brain thought that if you had six novels published that meant something.

Not if nobody bought them and they had literally zero impact on culture.

I hate to give Piggy any credit, but he finishes things. It must be so much easier when you're not concerned with the quality.

Finishing things matters to publishers. That’s how even an author whose first book sells next to nothing can keep writing books as long as the publisher knows they’ll hand something in. It doesn’t make those books or their author a significant person worthy of a Wikipedia entry.

 

[Piggy Higuera]

Not if nobody bought them and they had literally zero impact on culture.


Finishing things matters to publishers. That’s how even an author whose first book sells next to nothing can keep writing books as long as the publisher knows they’ll hand something in. It doesn’t make those books or their author a significant person worthy of a Wikipedia entry.

Especially with genre fiction that's kinda all you need - I have a friend who's a brilliant guy, professor who can bore you for hours about Hamlet, wrote four novels (two were pretty good) but can't get them published because they're literary fiction. I tell him to just write about space dwarves under a pseudonym so he can at least get a nicer apartment, but integrity's still a thing for some people. Not for Pat S. "it's Euphoria but in space" Jigglison.