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[AfghanBlue]

wouldn't that cause some damage from frostbite?

Probably not- they say just nearly internal and immediately external asshole (and vagina) skin is the same type of skin as the inside of your mouth: so if it’s spiced in your mouth, it’s spicey there.. hence naughty curry shits.

(I guess this is to some extent true of dick skin as I’ve seen people fall foul of going for a piss shortly after chopping chilis)

ditto for how it deals with cold I think.
You can have an ice cube in your mouth (if u don’t have uwu sensitive teefs)
It would melt in a minute up the bum.

Don’t think it woudl feel nice though- like a lower down version of that doomy disconcerting feeling when you accidentally swallow an ice cube

 

[Fetish Roulette]

If you give a troon enough depraved porn, he'll want an Amhole.
If you give a troon an Amhole he'll want dilators.
If you give a troon dilators he'll want to dilate.
If you let a troon dilate he'll eventually stop because it's fucking painful.
If you let a troon stop dilating he'll want big bouncy baps.
If you give a troon big bouncy baps he'll want you to take him to a lingerie shop to buy bras.
If you take a troon to a lingerie shop to buy bras he'll want to try some on.
If you let a troon try some bras on he'll want to creep on female staff and customers.
If you let a troon creep on female staff and customers he'll rape someone in the dressing room.
If you let a troon rape someone in the dressing room he'll be taken to a women's prison.
If a troon is taken to women's prison he'll rape female inmates.
If you let a troon rape female inmates the state's going to launch an investigation.
If you let the state launch an investigation it's going to publish a bullshit report.
If you let the state publish a bullshit report it's going to state there's nothing to see here.
If the report states there's nothing to see here even more troons will rape women to end up in women's prisons to rape even more women.

Don't give a troon depraved porn.

For want of a girlfriend, a nation was lost.

 

[Piss Bear]

I wonder what future gender surgeries we’ll see? Artificial ovaries packed with a nausea causing drug? Muscle severing so you can’t open pickle jars?

HRT already causes period cramps and gives trans women feminine muscles. Try again, transphobe.

 

[Law]

Ladymuscles: strong enough to break a TERF's jaw and teeth with a single blow, too weak to open pickle jars, strong enough to beat women's cycling records, too weak to make the men's team.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Movie squib bloodpack suppositories to insert into the amhole, which dissolve like detergent pods after a few hours so they can experience bleeding from their crotch.

They have that already, but it's marketed as being so a newlywed doesn't get honor-killed.

 

[Aramis]

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what the Christfuck

 

[Furry Troon]

hence naughty curry shits.

oive 'ad enuffa this here loop the loop banter

 

[AngryTreeRat]

They have that already, but it's marketed as being so a newlywed doesn't get honor-killed.View attachment 3542428

Why the actual fuck is this a thing, and how the fuck are they charging $60 for it, and how much of their business is some form of fetish porn, because no way in hell is this something with enough demand for it's advertised use to base a business off of.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Why the actual fuck is this a thing, and how the fuck are they charging $60 for it, and how much of their business is some form of fetish porn, because no way in hell is this something with enough demand for it's advertised use to base a business off of.

Fetish would be preferable to getting murdered on your wedding day because you shamed the family, but I'm pretty sure if it were for fetish use, they'd sell a six-pack.

 

[invictus]

Hello frens, I finally caught up on Kevin's Wild Ride and I'm somehow more appalled than I ever anticipated.

Why the actual fuck is this a thing, and how the fuck are they charging $60 for it, and how much of their business is some form of fetish porn, because no way in hell is this something with enough demand for it's advertised use to base a business off of.

I'm sorry you had to find out about this market in this thread. But it's something that's been around for years, much before the transtrender fad began. The middle east and western Asia can be a fucked place (shocker) so there's unfortunately a market to be served with things like that.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Is it just me that every time I see Kevin's last name Gibes, I read it as Gibbs...lol, dunno.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Is it just me that every time I see Kevin's last name Gibes, I read it as Gibbs...lol, dunno.

His name is pronounced that way, so it's not surprising. Fits his e-begging for gibs better, too.

 

[cowisnow]

Why the actual fuck is this a thing, and how the fuck are they charging $60 for it, and how much of their business is some form of fetish porn, because no way in hell is this something with enough demand for it's advertised use to base a business off of.

The page itself explains why. In some cultures a woman's virginity is prized to the extent that, if the woman is not a virgin on her wedding night, families have gone to war.

And yes it's common with the Muslims.

 

[FinnSven]

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That’s interesting.

Previously they would use a chicken bladder filled with blood.
Some cat-lick Irish girls would do that too.

Pre marital sex makes baby Jesus cry.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Pre marital sex makes baby Jesus cry.

Mary was not available for comment.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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Defending his fellow troons at any cost (tweet from last year)

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"a traumatized queer with abandonment issues"

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[Winnie the Poohnani]

Kevryn: "The American part is important because healthcare is tied to employment here, if you'll recall."

And yet, Kevryn got an amhole installed and is soon to get bolt-on humongous tiddys, without being gainfully employed. In fact, I'm surprised his fat, lazy ass can even spell 'employment'. Obviously there are other ways to get "healthcare" (read: lifesaving extreme body modifications) when you're a troon.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

...queerness defies simple words and concepts. The more paint we have on our palletes (sic), the closer we can come to describing the indescribable.

If I didn't know any better, I'd have thought Kevin was a former seminarian or something, because this right here is genderspecial navel-gazing taken to a quasi-religious level. Yes, Kevin, the ineffable mystery of how injected horse piss literally turns you into a True and Honest Woman is indeed beyond human understanding – you might even call it trans-substantiation.


Slightly off-topic, but this article makes a comparison between Catholic theology and gender ideology in the Year of our Lord 2022, including a discussion of Thomas Aquinas' distinction between substance and accident. Slightly denser than typical GC fare, perhaps, but a fascinating read that shows just how like a religion transgender ideology is, complete with mysteries, articles of faith, and excommunication.

 

[Mackerel Fish Stew]

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I'm astounded at the number of people who seem to seriously believe that an internet gossip forum is perpetrating more harm and death upon the world than a company that builds fighter planes and missiles.

edit: also "a couple thousand members at most", at our current growth rate we may soon have more Farms accounts than Lockheed Martin employees lol

 

[Dr Shemale PhD]

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Any other day and they would be decrying against this, but because its one of their own the cope and bending over backwards comes out.