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[AfghanBlue]

I can't think of a worse situation for Kevin than to not have anything left to butcher. In the same way deathfats cope with reality, knowing they can start that diet tomorrow or get bariatric surgery and become skinny, I have zero doubt Kevin copes with his chronic pain and general unfuckability by keeping these surgeries in his mind during all moments of weakness.

With these surgeries complete there will be nothing left, as if having bought that last transformer on earth, Kevin will be faced with nothing but reality.

But by the nature of troonism, there will never be an end of things to butcher. He will never even faintly resemble a woman, so there will always be a dragon to chase.

After bolt ons, it’s FFS, then fat injections, then shoulder surgery, then rib removal, then the endless surgeries to fix the unending and constantly developing fuck-ups in the past surgeries. It is like microscope footage of germs duplicating.

There is no danger of kev ever reaching a finish line, of ever being satisfied.

Deathfat is his only hope of even looking faintly androgynous

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

But by the nature of troonism, there will never be an end of things to butcher. He will never even faintly resemble a woman, so there will always be a dragon to chase.

After bolt ons, it’s FFS, then fat injections, then shoulder surgery, then rib removal, then the endless surgeries to fix the unending and constantly developing fuck-ups in the past surgeries. It is like microscope footage of germs duplicating.

There is no danger of kev ever reaching a finish line, of ever being satisfied.

Deathfat is his only hope of even looking faintly androgynous

It is of a piece with his addiction to buying toys. He's always one purchase away from happiness, until that toy arrives and he unpacks it, and he tosses it into a storage bin. Then the disappointment sets in because nothing has changed.

He has made a Skinner Box of his life (and a skinned box of his penis), all so that he can just keep pressing the button and getting paid off in treats (plastic tat and "gender euphoria") that never give him any more than a momentary frisson. Because he's still stuck with the unaddressed original problem: No matter what he buys , he's still Kevin.

This would be tragic if it wasn't so damned hilarious.

 

[forgotten corn]

Deathfat is his only hope of even looking faintly androgynous

This is my hope for Kevin, that he becomes fat and miserable. The cope would be incredible.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

This is my hope for Kevin, that he becomes fat and miserable. The cope would be incredible.

He is fat and miserable and the cope makes this thread what it is.

 

[AfghanBlue]

This is my hope for Kevin, that he becomes fat and miserable. The cope would be incredible.

At least he’s have some flab to fuck. Actually he’s got that now. Just no one to fuck it.
Gonna be pretty hard gettting deeathfat when you are piling the household income into inedible plastic. Nil by mouth FFS arc where Kevin becomes a hot skinnybitch !

 

[Law]

Respectfully, friend, that's a Pakled.

(Although I probably just sprung your nerd trap, unless you're going the long way around for a Neelix dis.)

I wish I had a heart-shaped puzzle piece to give you.

Because he's still stuck with the unaddressed original problem: No matter what he buys , he's still Kevin.

This would be tragic if it wasn't so damned hilarious.

It's Kafkaesque.

 

[stupid frog]

Sorry but this was the first thing that came to mind since these people are disfigured clowns
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please, the breakup with wedge is still raw

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

The doctor's letter: "Absolutely under no circumstances give this man tiddies."

Will Kevin even be able to get the surgery? I'm assuming this psych letter is just to confirm he's eligible, but I'd assume the surgeon makes the final call on whetever they can operate on him considering he's approaching death fat.

I don’t really get the conversation around if Kevin will be approved for titties or if it’s ethical etc.
The motherfucker already got his dick split down the middle and turned inside out to make a vagina. Getting some plastic tits is like fucking nothing in the grand scheme of things. No dr‘s gonna be like “yeah I’ll give you a man-made ax wound but don’t you dare ask me to put a little bit of silicone in your chest”


I know I’m probably preaching to the choir but what’s sickening is that kevin got pretty much the most drastic/life altering surgery first and the only reason for that is because it’s the most profitable for the surgery clinic to do. I don’t know how any doctor couldn’t first suggest someone like Kevin to get some FFS or breast augmentation first before doing the most experimental and dangerous surgery first. Clown world.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I don’t really get the conversation around if Kevin will be approved for titties or if it’s ethical etc.

Oh, it wasn't so much the ethical aspect but the fact that death fats tend to get denied from getting surgeries due to their tendency to die during anesthesia. So I wonder if it would just be a liability issue that might get him denied or at least told to lose some weight before surgery (which would make Kevin big mad).

 

[stupid frog]

Oh, it wasn't so much the ethical aspect but the fact that death fats tend to get denied from getting surgeries due to their tendency to die during anesthesia. So I wonder if it would just be a liability issue that might get him denied or at least told to lose some weight before surgery (which would make Kevin big mad).

Tranny seem to usually be able to skip the death fat toll. The Kaiser sounds like they would put money before health, more so than most.

Plus Kevin is kind of tall, so idk. He's like a low tier morbid, isn't he?

 

[AlexGustavoPhilipe]

Imagine going through studying your heart out in high school so you could get into a good pre-med program. Than studying your heart out some more to get into a good medical school. Then going through long years of hard work at med school. Then you become the surgeon giving Kevin breast implants.

hahahaha true, but these kike doctors sign up for it cause they just follow the $$$

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I wonder what future gender surgeries we’ll see? Artificial ovaries packed with a nausea causing drug? Muscle severing so you can’t open pickle jars?

 

[AlexGustavoPhilipe]

I wonder what future gender surgeries we’ll see? Artificial ovaries packed with a nausea causing drug? Muscle severing so you can’t open pickle jars?

uterus transplant so coombrained agp men can have abortions and experience more coom

 

[ten dollars off]

I wonder what future gender surgeries we’ll see? Artificial ovaries packed with a nausea causing drug? Muscle severing so you can’t open pickle jars?

Movie squib bloodpack suppositories to insert into the amhole, which dissolve like detergent pods after a few hours so they can experience bleeding from their crotch.

 

[Law]

Movie squib bloodpack suppositories to insert into the amhole, which dissolve like detergent pods after a few hours so they can experience bleeding from their crotch.

Oh you missed the posts about men putting frozen cubes of tomato soup in their bums?
AGP ingenuity knows no bottom.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I still reckon is Kevin is around in ten years he’ll have dropped the pretence of womanhood and we’ll be expected to pretend him and his ilk are “posthumans”. Probably have a Wolverine blade in his forearm that constantly gets infected. Still somehow make real women the problem, though.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Oh you missed the posts about men putting frozen cubes of tomato soup in their bums?
AGP ingenuity knows no bottom.

wouldn't that cause some damage from frostbite?

 

[Law]

wouldn't that cause some damage from frostbite?

Don't know, too afraid to ask.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

wouldn't that cause some damage from frostbite?

Don't know, too afraid to ask.

I bit the bullet and looked into it. No it wouldn't. There's enough blood flow warming the area up to prevent such unless the cubes are absolutely massive, as in not your standard ice tray, or you're doing a large number at once.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

This surgery saga could be adapted into a children's book. "If You Give a Troon An Amhole...".

If you give a troon enough depraved porn, he'll want an Amhole.
If you give a troon an Amhole he'll want dilators.
If you give a troon dilators he'll want to dilate.
If you let a troon dilate he'll eventually stop because it's fucking painful.
If you let a troon stop dilating he'll want big bouncy baps.
If you give a troon big bouncy baps he'll want you to take him to a lingerie shop to buy bras.
If you take a troon to a lingerie shop to buy bras he'll want to try some on.
If you let a troon try some bras on he'll want to creep on female staff and customers.
If you let a troon creep on female staff and customers he'll rape someone in the dressing room.
If you let a troon rape someone in the dressing room he'll be taken to a women's prison.
If a troon is taken to women's prison he'll rape female inmates.
If you let a troon rape female inmates the state's going to launch an investigation.
If you let the state launch an investigation it's going to publish a bullshit report.
If you let the state publish a bullshit report it's going to state there's nothing to see here.
If the report states there's nothing to see here even more troons will rape women to end up in women's prisons to rape even more women.

Don't give a troon depraved porn.