The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AfghanBlue]

An abandoned Tranch would make great fodder for some rising YouTuber's urbex series.

That might be how we finally get images of the alpaca death pits. It'll be some teenager's GoPro footage after they make a false step and plunge through a thin layer of dirt and rotting plywood into a dark sea of rotting meat and camelid skulls.

FINALY get some skinwalker footage

@Open Window Maniac archaeologists hypothesis on the mass ‘paca-pits would likely be that it was some crazy religious sacrifice- which is really not far off the mark tbh. One or two skips across the post modern lilly pads and you’re right there

 

[FinnSven]

"You have to tell folk when their imagination has gone far on 'em."
- Man who LARPS as a rancher, a contractor, and a woman.

Don’t forget militia transwoman, lone guardian against the Earl menace.

 

[Prolego]

Oh, Phil! He's so close to getting it, but instead goes off on a rant about "Christian Nationalists", whoever they may be.

https://twitter.com/SteampunkPenny/status/1552346494761504768

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

And of course, they'll especially never admit to the mass deaths.

I guess you could say it's like a form of genocide denial or an alpacacide. We might have to get the Hague involved but we'll never know for sure.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I guess you could say it's like a form of genocide denial or an alpacacide. We might have to get the Hague involved but we'll never know for sure.

Hey bro did you know the AM chamber doors were made out of wood? Sounds suspicious to me.
Why would a failing ranch situated on a completely desertified cold semi-arid type plot of land even waste its precious resources mass murdering alpacas?
Those fucking camelids were banished from over 100 countries anyway, I can totally see them lying about this.
So where are the bone deposits from those alleged mass graves?
Actually they were treated better than many frontline troon troops - they had like a movie theater and a swimming pool but a severe typhus outbreak killed off most of the alpacas weakened by the long boatride from South America.
Yeah no it's phyisically impossible to gas, incinerate, and bury that many alpacas in that little time. Trust me man I've done the math.
Actually big alpaca ranchers were financing the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, they were completely fine with the mass murder of alpacas there. If it even happened, I mean.
Maybe the alpacas shouldn't have worked against the Tranch and its fine people. Push a peaceful tranny consoomer one too many times and you'll have something horrible coming your way. They totally deserved it.

THERE WAS NO ALPACAUST! LOGUELER DID NOTHING WRONG!

 

[DatBepisTho]

Lol something something seperation of the sheep from the goats.



That aside, idek about you guys but if I only had a handful of cashmere goats... I'd be taking the occasional slicker brush to them just so they wouldn't look as greasy and ragged as Kevin's lopsided skullet.
-Especially that white one, it looks like it'd be so silky+show quality if kept in better conditions.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Why would a failing ranch situated on a completely desertified cold semi-arid type plot of land even waste its precious resources

This alone makes me fucking laugh.

That aside, idek about you guys but if I only had a handful of cashmere goats... I'd be taking the occasional slicker brush to them just so they wouldn't look as greasy and ragged as Kevin's lopsided skullet.

See, brushing an animal's coat is fun and relaxing. Most dogs willingly chill with you when you do it, and I'm sure sheep and goats don't mind it as long as you're gentle. Yet they can't even be assed to do anything aside from hug babies to kill the scent.

 

[stupid frog]

Oh, Phil! He's so close to getting it, but instead goes off on a rant about "Christian Nationalists", whoever they may be.

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https://twitter.com/SteampunkPenny/status/1552346494761504768

is this about sheep or kevin

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

is this about sheep or kevin

Its coming from a Troon, it doesn't matter.

 

[Billy Budd]

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Which is of course why we have made an ongoing conscious decision not to purchase or even take 20 minutes to build a feeder to prevent the food from being “shit on”. I don’t understand how you could type this out and still not put it together for your own animals. It makes me think he’s either severely mentally challenged or he’s playing a character for us and behind the scenes he has secretly started to learn from his mistakes like a normal human.

 

[AnOminous]

Much, much easier to just move somewhere with a good climate and good soil, and let the area return to grazing land.

Throwing $5,000 worth of infrastructure to grow $200 worth of veggies is not worth it.

Unfortunately, unless the state writes it off as a dead loss, this probably ends up coming out of whatever state fund handles environmental disasters, much like a meth lab would be. These troons are completely useless and they'll never get a penny without foreclosing on them for taxes or something. And by the time it comes to that, the troons will be long gone.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The state is not going to pay to rehabilitate that land.

Paying to rehabilitate Rocky Flat took forever.

No1curr about 36 acres of overgrazed shit on some side road in the middle of nowhere.

 

[AMHOLIO]

The state is not going to pay to rehabilitate that land.

Paying to rehabilitate Rocky Flat took forever.

No1curr about 36 acres of overgrazed shit on some side road in the middle of nowhere.

Kiwi Farms restoration project? We buy the land and then rehabilitate it, one shitpost at a time?

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Only if we can turn the house into a museum and have tours to see the alpaca death pit and sheep mausoleum barn.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Kiwi Farms restoration project? We buy the land and then rehabilitate it, one shitpost at a time?

Buy the former Tran Ranch and move the servers there.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Buy the former Tran Ranch and move the servers there.

Plus some acerage salvaged+ set aside for planting banana peppers, potatoes, and beets.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Make sure Josh's heavily armed and trained defense pigeons are there so if any sperglord or cow tries to take out the physical servers we just send them put to poop on their heads and peck out their eyes.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

We should take Tenacious Unicorn Ranch and push it somewhere else!

 

[AMHOLIO]

We should take Tenacious Unicorn Ranch and push it somewhere else!

Real talk: where will clan de Penny be after the tranch? Do you guys think everyone's going to let the triad and Jarrod hang out on the land until a mortgage company finally tells them to fuck off, Bonnie pussying out of his "TAKE THE RANCH BACK" plan? Will they then take over Penny's parent's house? Will they live like homeless bums? (Jarrod not withstanding) Will they take up an apartment somewhere? What's in store?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Real talk: where will clan de Penny be after the tranch? Do you guys think everyone's going to let the triad and Jarrod hang out on the land until a mortgage company finally tells them to fuck off, Bonnie pussying out of his "TAKE THE RANCH BACK" plan? Will they then take over Penny's parent's house? Will they live like homeless bums? (Jarrod not withstanding) Will they take up an apartment somewhere? What's in store?

Earl will take over the Tranch before too long, and will cast the Tranchers down into the deepest, darkest alpaca death pit.