Info On Chris’ Case Posted By Greene County Circuit Court - Posted 7/29/22. First hearing is scheduled for 8/8 at 9:30 AM

[FamicomGorby]

The main thing you should take away for from that video is that Chris knows how to dress relatively* normally when he wants too.


*= For a failed Ben Franklin clone with even worse personal habits.

I mean I guess if dressing like the grandma section of a 1980's JC Penny catalog counts as normal.

I know Chris' parents were old when they had him but I think it's still weird that a lot of his lingo and pre-Tom girl fashion sense was extremely boomerish. Like when he said "MICHEAL SNYDER DOESN'T DESERVE ONE RED CENT", that's like something someone in the 40's would say.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Mathematics would've been right up Bob's alley to be honest; I'll leave it at that since it'll veer off topic. My only issue is that Bob didn't teach Chris how to properly use a ruler (I await my puzzle pieces, thanks)

Chris is really bad at measurement and estimation. It's more than just not using a ruler, he lacks an intuitive understanding of distance, weight, and even lengths of time.

Oddly, his shopping center used almost entirely multiples of 12 feet in its measurements. There are a few exceptions but they seem to be really close to that multiple of 12. I wonder if this could be due to his desire to eventually build the mall out of Legos.

It reminds me of people measuring ancient buildings like pyramids and finding the ancient people used pi in their design despite not knowing an exact value for pi, but the real reason was because they used a circular wheel on a stick to plan things out.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Chris is really bad at measurement and estimation. It's more than just not using a ruler, he lacks an intuitive understanding of distance, weight, and even lengths of time.

Oddly, his shopping center used almost entirely multiples of 12 feet in its measurements. There are a few exceptions but they seem to be really close to that multiple of 12. I wonder if this could be due to his desire to eventually build the mall out of Legos.

It reminds me of people measuring ancient buildings like pyramids and finding the ancient people used pi in their design despite not knowing an exact value for pi, but the real reason was because they used a circular wheel on a stick to plan things out.

Do you think Chris would have access to schooling/library in jail?
Not that he'd take it now with his arrogant, "I have foreseen that you'd offer me that hmm."

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Do you think Chris would have access to schooling/library in jail?
Not that he'd take it now with his arrogant, "I have foreseen that you'd offer me that hmm."

I'd think so. But as you mentioned, he probably wouldn't take to it because he's too lazy to learn, and is much more pre-occupied with returning to a Barb-less sonichu temple.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I'd think so. But as you mentioned, he probably wouldn't take to it because he's too lazy to learn, and is much more pre-occupied with returning to a Barb-less sonichu temple.

Oh right
Chris also wrote how he wanted that redneck whore to die as she's "zombie like" without his healing and she should have croaked in other timelines
(It's in a Smokey McCc video - "The Most Messed Up Letter Yet")

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Do you think Chris would have access to schooling/library in jail?
Not that he'd take it now with his arrogant, "I have foreseen that you'd offer me that hmm."

As of 8 November 2021, Chris had been reading books from the jail library, plus the Bible and Qu'ran.

Books, I've read "Bishop's Pawn", "Love's Secret Storm", "Inheritance" (Book 4 of the Eragon series, three contemporary romance stories that were retellings of Jane Austen's books, and I also have my own copies of a Holy Bible (King James Version), and Qur'an. Not to knock Muslims, but the Qu'ran is "Family Guy" and the Bible is "Simpsons"; Muslims Actually DO pray to the one same God, my Mother (formerly Father) Emanuel, and I. They may as well be Bible-readers; that Is what they are doing. But I digress. R.L. Stine and Don Lashomb are my top two favorite authors.

If Chris ends up in prison, there are educational opportunities that vary among the state prisons in Virginia. You can read about them here. Of note, 28 prisons offer a class called Preventing Relapse by Educating for Parole Success (PREPS) which could be helpful to Chris upon his release. There's even a prison where they let you take care of elderly horses but he'd have to convince prison officials he is a woman and I don't think that's going to fly.

 

[Hepativore]

As of 8 November 2021, Chris had been reading books from the jail library, plus the Bible and Qu'ran.

If Chris ends up in prison, there are educational opportunities that vary among the state prisons in Virginia. You can read about them here. Of note, 28 prisons offer a class called Preventing Relapse by Educating for Parole Success (PREPS) which could be helpful to Chris upon his release. There's even a prison where they let you take care of elderly horses but he'd have to convince prison officials he is a woman and I don't think that's going to fly.

Do you think he will throw a temper tantrum at being assigned a job in prison?

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris also wrote how he wanted that redneck whore to die as she's "zombie like" without his healing and she should have croaked in other timelines

So are you telling me that Chris was only pretending to care about his mother when he talked about soul bonding for her health and now that he's still not back at 14 BC and she is, he's calling for her death because he's mad that she gets to live there and he doesn't?

Hmm.

Sounds like a common case of karma and not getting your way.

It's more common than you might think!

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

As of 8 November 2021, Chris had been reading books from the jail library, plus the Bible and Qu'ran.

If Chris ends up in prison, there are educational opportunities that vary among the state prisons in Virginia. You can read about them here. Of note, 28 prisons offer a class called Preventing Relapse by Educating for Parole Success (PREPS) which could be helpful to Chris upon his release. There's even a prison where they let you take care of elderly horses but he'd have to convince prison officials he is a woman and I don't think that's going to fly.

Thank you for the link, I'll be sure to read it later in between my own reading.
I sincerely doubt Chris is into horses

So are you telling me that Chris was only pretending to care about his mother when he talked about soul bonding for her health and now that he's still not back at 14 BC and she is, he's calling for her death because he's mad that she gets to live there and he doesn't?

Hmm.

Sounds like a common case of karma and not getting your way.

It's more common than you might think!

Well he is a narcissist (inherited/encouraged behavior from Barb) and he loves to throw his lov-I mean victim under the bus repeatedly.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Thank you for the link, I'll be sure to read it later in between my own reading.
I sincerely doubt Chris is into horses

Barb's pony name is Sugar Darling, feel free to rate this post as horrifying.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Barb's pony name is Sugar Darling, feel free to rate this post as horrifying.

Gotta love that Elephant limb; maybe subconsciously he remembered her as obese.
....that reminds me that I plan on drawing Barb-chu for some sick reason

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Gotta love that Elephant limb; maybe subconsciously he remembered her as obese.
....that reminds me that I plan on drawing Barb-chu for some sick reason

I didn't even know that it was possible for fictional pony's to have Club legs.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I didn't even know that it was possible for fictional pony's to have Club legs.

I consider it his "interpretation" as Night Star is clearly traced from Fluttershy.
And as always, he draws Barb much younger than Bob (always a decrepit shitty old man)

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I consider it his "interpretation" as Night Star is clearly traced from Fluttershy.
And as always, he draws Barb much younger than Bob (always a decrepit shitty old man)

Part of me wonders if that's how he cemented her image in his brain, and the same for bob and how much of that is his previous idolisation of Barb and his distaste for bob.

Also club leg seems to run in the Pony family look at the back leg of his trace labeld "Young Me".

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Part of me wonders if that's how he cemented her image in his brain, and the same for bob and how much of that is his previous idolisation of Barb and his distaste for bob.

Also club leg seems to run in the Pony family look at the back leg of his trace labeld "Young Me".

Well, he did state that looking at Bob's penis traumatized him for multiple years
Oof, a flaw that is Mary Sue Pony that was conveniently ignored in favor of Psychic Pokemon Powers. A shame-oh who the fuck am I kidding, that defect would naturally be ignored in favor of the heterochromia!

(Puzzle pieces plz or it can be removed)

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Well, he did state that looking at Bob's penis traumatized him for multiple years

Something like that would traumatise most rational people, octogenarian nutsacks are enough to put anybody of ducks for life.

Oof, a flaw that is Mary Sue Pony that was conveniently ignored in favor of Psychic Pokemon Powers. A shame-oh who the fuck am I kidding, that defect would naturally be ignored in favor of the heterochromia!

It's weird how that one minor facet of his appearance has stayed so consistent isn't it, he will change every other facet of his life and appearance but keep that exactly the same through every incarnation.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Chris is more likely to get his ass kicked for not shutting up than for raping his mom.
That said, he would be put in PC. People in PC get beaten up at least once, unless they know people/join a gang.
They end up either in the yard, or someone from GP gets put in PC temporarily.

Hell, being in a different block can get you beaten up.

It’s nowhere near like they show on TV, but it does happen all the time.

 

[Ophelia]

By other jackoffs on this site who believe a jail is going to respect its inmates' privacy beyond lip service.

By people who give reasons why and can show you pictures of the envelopes stamped with “We didn’t read this.”

This isn’t a movie. People aren’t going to walk into the court with bags of letters from Chris saying “Lol I totally fucked my mom amongwhich.”

 

[Hepativore]

Chris is more likely to get his ass kicked for not shutting up than for raping his mom.
That said, he would be put in PC. People in PC get beaten up at least once, unless they know people/join a gang.
They end up either in the yard, or someone from GP gets put in PC temporarily.

Hell, being in a different block can get you beaten up.

It’s nowhere near like they show on TV, but it does happen all the time.

Most prison gangs refuse to let people guilty of sex crimes in their gang, and would probably beat up said sex offender for even asking when the person gets his paperwork pulled.

Anyway, with all of the weens that would be putting money in his commissary account, I am sure that he is going to be a prime target for extortion/getting his stuff taken by force whenever he tries to get anything out of commissary.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Oh right
Chris also wrote how he wanted that redneck whore to die as she's "zombie like" without his healing and she should have croaked in other timelines
(It's in a Smokey McCc video - "The Most Messed Up Letter Yet")

Just saw the video. Yeah, the signs (non-attraction) are showing where people are starting to abandon the H.A.G. (His Autistic Goddess) Chris ship. Starting with Kenneth, Eels and Helena and taking sonichu with them.