Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Fuck Taxes]

the chris chan shit fell totally flat and no one cared about it even in the slightest.

Don't you dare try to speak for me you post merge faggot nigger.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

I'm genuinely amazed there are still people who can't see through the fake "alpha" behavior and all that, especially after the stream on Matt's channel. A grown man broke down in tears in front of thousands of people because another grown man laughed at him on the internet.

Sadly, most of Ralph's audience are severely, emotionally damaged - unable to tell the difference between what their substitute daddy tells them, and reality.

They've chosen the Gunt because he reminds them of their own drunk, hollerin' father figures. Who probably left/died/went to prison during their formative years.

He could literally tell them day was night and they'd believe it.

Same could be said for most internet-daddy seekers, to be fair.

 

[Escalating Violence]

Don't you dare try to speak for me you post merge faggot nigger.
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I'm a newfag. But I thank God everyday for not being a post-merge newfag.

 

[oramge cat]

It was probably influenced by whatever shit Ronnie did but Ralph is a grown ass man. His past isn't an excuse for all of the stupid shit he pulled and people he fucked over.

So one bad experience happened a long time ago. Get the fuck over it and move on, or let it destroy you. Ralph is still that scared defenseless fat kid deep under the alcohol and drugs, just look at him out in public slumped over like a dumpy mess. He still isn't over his fucked up daddy. As a result he's just running headfirst into an early grave and taking anyone dumb enough to be associated with him for the ride.

Not having a perfect relationship with your parents is not an excuse you can carry around into your 30's. 22 and still mad at your deadbeat dad because he hit you or let your mom starve because he refused to pay child support? Yeah OK I get it, you have a right to be mad, you'll get over it by 25. Mid-30's and you've already become a worse version of him and you're still mad? Bruh you need like a world-class shrink to get to the bottom of that shit and you need him ASAP.

I hated my dad when I was a teenager too, Ralph, it's normal. It's not normal to have daddy issues at 36 or however the fuck old your retarded ass is.

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

i reported it as well as reporting chemo casino to stripe for TOS violations.

Name checks out.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

It was probably influenced by whatever shit Ronnie did but Ralph is a grown ass man. His past isn't an excuse for all of the stupid shit he pulled and people he fucked over.

So one bad experience happened a long time ago. Get the fuck over it and move on, or let it destroy you. Ralph is still that scared defenseless fat kid deep under the alcohol and drugs, just look at him out in public slumped over like a dumpy mess. He still isn't over his fucked up daddy. As a result he's just running headfirst into an early grave and taking anyone dumb enough to be associated with him for the ride.

I cannot confirm this, but I believe he walked out on Ralph, Sandra and his severely disabled brother and denied paternity.

Lines of evidence:
Ronnie had lived with them at some point, by the point he died he had moved to a completely different state.

Ralph stated in texts to Faith that the only person whoever hurt him as badly as she did was his Dad, so whatever Ronnie did must have been extreme. Denial of paternity fits that bill.

Finally, when Ralph called Mundane Matt out of the blue on the Boulderversary, he said as some kind of gotcha to Matt that he could be sure of his own father's paternity because of DNA tests. This suggests there was a DNA test, now why would there be a DNA test if there wasn't doubts about paternity?

There isn't much to go on, but it seems to be a plausible explanation and seems fitting given Ronnie was almost as white trash as Ralph.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I cannot confirm this, but I believe he walked out on Ralph, Sandra and his severely disabled brother and denied paternity.

Lines of evidence:
Ronnie had lived with them at some point, by the point he died he had moved to a completely different state.

Ralph stated in texts to Faith that the only person whoever hurt him as badly as she did was his Dad, so whatever Ronnie did must have been extreme. Denial of paternity fits that bill.

Finally, when Ralph called Mundane Matt out of the blue on the Boulderversary, he said as some kind of gotcha to Matt that he could be sure of his own father's paternity because of DNA tests. This suggests there was a DNA test, now why would there be a DNA test if there wasn't doubts about paternity?

There isn't much to go on, but it seems to be a plausible explanation and seems fitting given Ronnie was almost as white trash as Ralph.

Ronnie fucked him in the ass. Not that complicated.

 

[HarrySachz]

Ronnie criminal records when?

 

[Rogal Dorn]

i reported it as well as reporting chemo casino to stripe for TOS violations.

You are now promoted to captain of the Gunt Guardians.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Ronnie criminal records when?

The Ronnie thread says he had a trespassing charge but I think Ralph needs to address where Ronnie was on 5/5/93:

 

[Rogal Dorn]

The Ronnie thread says he had a trespassing charge

Yes, for trespassing in his son's anus.

 

[Hot Dog]

I cannot confirm this, but I believe he walked out on Ralph, Sandra and his severely disabled brother and denied paternity.

Lines of evidence:
Ronnie had lived with them at some point, by the point he died he had moved to a completely different state.

Ralph stated in texts to Faith that the only person whoever hurt him as badly as she did was his Dad, so whatever Ronnie did must have been extreme. Denial of paternity fits that bill.

Finally, when Ralph called Mundane Matt out of the blue on the Boulderversary, he said as some kind of gotcha to Matt that he could be sure of his own father's paternity because of DNA tests. This suggests there was a DNA test, now why would there be a DNA test if there wasn't doubts about paternity?

There isn't much to go on, but it seems to be a plausible explanation and seems fitting given Ronnie was almost as white trash as Ralph.

Near as I can see he broke Ralph's heart and was probably an abusive alcoholic. Ralph tried to dig at Jim about the name change but it led to nothing, with Ralph in typical fashion failing to realize how he ruined his own name though his perpetual retardation. "Muh daddy" means nothing, he had no real father, just an alcoholic dick with legs that walked off. It's why he latched onto Milo and Jim so hard. He's still mentally stuck back when he was abandoned.

The fact that he holds his father in any esteem is sad.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The fact that he holds his father in any esteem is sad.

during the dog killing saga I remember a clip of him saying the best and most precious memory he had of his father was when they killed the puppies together. Imagine that the best memory of your father is when he killed a box full of puppies like a drunk retard, lmao.

 

[Tigrebloodman]

It was probably influenced by whatever shit Ronnie did but Ralph is a grown ass man. His past isn't an excuse for all of the stupid shit he pulled and people he fucked over.

So one bad experience happened a long time ago. Get the fuck over it and move on, or let it destroy you. Ralph is still that scared defenseless fat kid deep under the alcohol and drugs, just look at him out in public slumped over like a dumpy mess. He still isn't over his fucked up daddy. As a result he's just running headfirst into an early grave and taking anyone dumb enough to be associated with him for the ride.

Nah, it's the cycle of gunt propogation. How else can the gunt line perpetuate itself? This is why Ralph is desperate to have another son.

 

[oramge cat]

The Ronnie thread says he had a trespassing charge but I think Ralph needs to address where Ronnie was on 5/5/93:
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Stranger Things season 4 is based on this crime, which means that if our theory is true and Ronnie was really behind the murders, he is canonically the big bad from the show. Which means Ralph's dad got his ass beat twice by a little girl. Ralph is really doing his dad proud by getting his own ass beat in Portugal by a 14 year old prostitute, keeping the Ralph family legacy alive.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Near as I can see he broke Ralph's heart and was probably an abusive alcoholic. Ralph tried to dig at Jim about the name change but it led to nothing, with Ralph in typical fashion failing to realize how he ruined his own name though his perpetual retardation. "Muh daddy" means nothing, he had no real father, just an alcoholic dick with legs that walked off. It's why he latched onto Milo and Jim so hard. He's still mentally stuck back when he was abandoned.

The fact that he holds his father in any esteem is sad.

The family legacy of Ralph is synonymous with a father “going to the store for a pack of smokes” one night, and disappearing into the void, never to be seen again by his kids. Ethan has nothing to be proud of regarding his “daddy’s name.” Might as well have been the mail-man.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ethan has nothing to be proud of regarding his “daddy’s name.”

Ralph means puke lol. The Good Lord has the best gags.

 

[GettrGriftr]

Ralph means puke lol. The Good Lord has the best gags.

His name is Ralph, man

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

Ralph, Jim gave Kino Casino a homework assignment (they've fumbled by the way, no grand expose on Lane Davis like they said), so I'll give you one.

Cuck Jim on Acerthorn.

Say whatever you need to to get Acerthorn on your stream and make it a good stream. Make him aware Jim's going to fuck with him so Acerthorn will start fucking with Jim. It will ruin Jim's stream next month. If Acer doesn't get it taken down, Jim will begrudgingly have to use your stream for content. You've had W's over every other alog (Kino, Flam, Cog), now you need to get an objective W over Jim and this is the way. Having a good stream with Acerthorn is the return-to-form the Killstream needs. It's the best opportunity for a Boulderstream 2.0.

The idea is good but Acer is noteable for leaving any stream where anyone is being mean to him in chat.

 

[XxTardWranglerxX]

The idea is good but Acer is noteable for leaving any stream where anyone is being mean to him in chat.

Just having Acer on stream is a dab and flex on Metokur. The important thing is Ralph will become entwined with Acer and Ralph will be forced to acknowledge Ralph in his "Acer only" stream which is an objective W for Ralph.