Sex Toy General - We all have them. Even you.

[Dylan]

Thanks to this thread I now know what kind of giant horse dildos are safe to use to rip my rectum and rearrange my guts.

 

[snailslime]

don't know if this counts as a sex toy but "multifunctional"

 

[toilet_rainbow]

don't know if this counts as a sex toy but "multifunctional"
View attachment 3404133

It looks like a cervix wtf

 

[Fialovy]

It looks hard to clean. Reminds me of these plush sex dolls called Teddy Babes where they are plush and include a velvet vagina you can stick your dick in, what makes it different is that you can remove the velvet sheath out of it and put it in the wash, with this, well, you can't.

 

[Fialovy]

Since weird BDSM gear is allowed in this thread, I found these things. They are locking booties with spike insoles that prevents you from standing up and forces you to crawl. I think it is supposed to be BDSM gear for diaperfags. Straightjacket shop where these are found has a lot of stuff like that including a straightjacket with and open chest so your boobs are exposed as well as pants that lock so you can't take a diaper off.

 

[Xanen]

Spoiler

THE FUCK DONUT!!

 

[Drive-By Comment]

This is more of sex clothing, but you know how finding the right size is hard with that. Well these guys have sizes. Hell, buy a pair for your 3 feet tall kid.
And yes I am posting this here just because I saw this and can't think of other place to post.

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

This is more of sex clothing, but you know how finding the right size is hard with that. Well these guys have sizes. Hell, buy a pair for your 3 feet tall kid.
And yes I am posting this here just because I saw this and can't think of other place to post.

I'm hoping that the smaller sizes were simply listed as child sized automatically by some kind of unthinking computer algorithm, because the alternative possibility is incredibly fucked up.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

hoping... automatic... alternative possibility is incredibly fucked up.

Accident did cross my mind as well. Plenty of products with kids sizes and seems it mostly stuff that looks original zentai... or what ever is the term for this... now sus paedo thing. PVC sex suits don't have it. So I guess that might mean it is accident for products in that group... same material factory... Or that they indeed have all those with in kids size.

Possibility is incredibly fucked up.

Not going to test order, don't want on that fucking list.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

So since I can leave my owm review I want to leave a review of the only sex toy I own because I'm bored. So about a year ago my husband bought me a fleshjack (gay version of a fleshlight) for me b and god is it good. Feels like a real ass, absolutely perfect, It's just the fags version of a fleshlight in the end. I reccomend.

 

[Coolio55]

So since I can leave my owm review I want to leave a review of the only sex toy I own because I'm bored. So about a year ago my husband bought me a fleshjack (gay version of a fleshlight) for me b and god is it good. Feels like a real ass, absolutely perfect, It's just the fags version of a fleshlight in the end. I reccomend.

Looked up the website and they now have a machine that auto wanks you off with a little phone holder so you can watch porn on it. Pretty cool.

Still, you have to use a special type of fleshlight with it which deprives you of choosing another superioru onahoru rike Tenga.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

Looked up the website and they now have a machine that auto wanks you off with a little phone holder so you can watch porn on it. Pretty cool.
View attachment 3553623
Still, you have to use a special type of fleshlight with it which deprives you of choosing another superioru onahoru rike Tenga.

Although the concept is cool, I bet it's expensive and also the fact you have to use a special type of fleshlight with it is quite dumb

 

[Fialovy]

Sigh... like I said, I always love it when people don't realize this thread is to laugh at weird sex toys and post about what they fap with and whatnot.

That one fleshlight that automatically jacks you off is... interesting. I suppose if you don't have the motor skills due to a disability or something it might be helpful, but the phone holder is too much

 

[Vingle]

That one fleshlight that automatically jacks you off is... interesting. I suppose if you don't have the motor skills due to a disability or something it might be helpful, but the phone holder is too much

It's way too bulky and it doesn't look like its automatic. It just looks like a handle you attach to it. Obviously more out there, but Lelo do usually have more tasteful designs in their toys. The pictured one is supposed to vibrate.

https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/lifestyle/gallery/best-male-masturbator

 

[Caramelo]

Flashlights seems fun but how is the hygiene done? Can you detach stuff to clean inside?

---

I didn't liked the sex toys I've tried, probably because I started with cheap stuff.
I have a G spot vibrator exactly like this:

1/10 - Very strong and very noisy. My hand is better.

Made me question why people like vibrators so much. It is shit. In-and-out stuff is much better. So, I tried a dildo.

Bought one in a local Bad Dragon wannabe store (without the controversies) - I liked the fantasy stuff, some are pretty and can pass as a weird sculpture in case of "accidents". Realistic dildos are boring and easily recognizable. Problem is, got the size wrong and it didn't fit. It is fun to throw at the walls, at least.

I'm curious to try some of these clit sucking stuff. But even the expensive ones look like it could be a torture device and I don't belive sellers anymore when they say it is "gentle" and "silent". Thank you very much.

Goddamn vibrations...

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

Flashlights seems fun but how is the hygiene done? Can you detach stuff to clean inside?

So, Fleshjacks (and fleshlights) are just masturbation sleeves in a large cup basically. You can take the sleeve out, clean it with some warm water (make sure its warm or it'll fuck up the material if it's hot) and you can use their fleshwash to get some of the excess shut out (which I do use) and you set it out to dry. It takes awhile and is a bitch to clean but fuck it's so worth it.

I maybe missing a few steps because I haven't used my fleshjack in awhile but that's from what I remember.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

this is kind of related but apparently cervical penetration (not just cervical stimulation, which is also apparently less painful than it's led on to be) is apparently a thing?
unfortunately stumbled across a lot of videos of some lady putting stuff like urethral sounders in there. is that shit safe even with precautions?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

this is kind of related but apparently cervical penetration (not just cervical stimulation, which is also apparently less painful than it's led on to be) is apparently a thing?
unfortunately stumbled across a lot of videos of some lady putting stuff like urethral sounders in there. is that shit safe even with precautions?

I can't imagine physically getting anything through the cervix is a fun time considering how much people say stuff like IUDs causes ceaseless cramping/vomiting when put in.

Physical damage? If it's smooth and nonporous it should probably be fine but why the fuck would you want to?

 

[Cringe newfag]

I can't imagine physically getting anything through the cervix is a fun time considering how much people say stuff like IUDs causes ceaseless cramping/vomiting when put in.

Physical damage? If it's smooth and nonporous it should probably be fine but why the fuck would you want to?

Why would someone stick a metal tube down their dick. Why would someone inflate their balls with syringes until they get an embolism and die.

Inserting things into your cervix seems perfectly in tune with that.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

I can't imagine physically getting anything through the cervix is a fun time considering how much people say stuff like IUDs causes ceaseless cramping/vomiting when put in.

Physical damage? If it's smooth and nonporous it should probably be fine but why the fuck would you want to?

well they dilate it to put in the IUD, so of course that would suck. but i'm talking tiny little things that don't stretch the cervix much if at all