Erin Lynn Jeffreys / Ana Mardoll - Middle-Aged Wokescold Woman Masquerading as a uwu soft trans boi on Twitter While Working at Lockheed Martin

[Water-T]

LOL. You know you're now persona non grata in Twitter NPC circles when even ultra-cuck Matt Bors is calling you out.

Funny how it's mostly trannies (and their chasers) that are carrying water for Ana. If she didn't "identify" as a trans man, she'd be yet another privileged cis white woman for them to burn at the stake.

And OF COURSE they're trying to blame all this on Kiwi Farms, as if we made her take up a job at a military industrial complex that profits from bombing INNOCENT PEOPLE OF COLOR in Third World countries. Why do you hate poor black Muslim girls so much, Ana?

 

[Load Bearing Drywall]

See, we live in such a fucked up backwards idpol-is-everything pseudo-Leftism that an actual literal war profiteer doesn't matter because Twitter children don't know anything about geopolitics and were fetuses during the W. Bush years. But I bet they could tell you every subcategory of asexual identity. Who is really oppressed after all, third world nobodies or aro-ace-demi trans boys with unnamed/made up "invisible" disabilities AKA the sads? They're all, "listen, I'm a fat, ugly, 22-year-old part-time online student who hasn't left my mother's basement in over a year; I don't know anything about those third worlders but I sure know a lot of sad, attention-seeking BPD women/trans boys, because I am one."

Man, I picked the best time to return to the Farms.

The horrifying thing about this is that a huge portion of these self diagnosed responsibility shirking malingerers are millennials well into their 30s, who have been so coddled all their lives that they can't imagine a world where they aren't the main characters and always right.

They have been completely failed by the education system, and can't understand that when you set yourself up as an arbiter of morality and use your "identity" as a shield, you better fucking walk the walk and actually act in accordance with the beliefs you claim to have. I don't care about troons working for arms manufacturers for the great healthcare, or people in West Virginia who desperately need a wage that supports their families, those people aren't putting themselves up on a holier-than-thou pedestal built on ideological purity.

Mardoll did this to themselves. They're a hypocrite of the worst kind, like all these rich privileged female PMC woke scold munchie bullies who chose their values (and mental illnesses) based on what gives them the most clout online.

No amount of bullshit rationalizations can change the fact that they've been outed as a con man. I can't wait for these fuckers to rip each other to shreds jockeying for followers on Twitter now that they know taking down one of their own is possible.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Right?

So much of their panicked behavior is counterproductive. Along these broad lines, if Reddit had allowed people to even vaguely mention wtf was going on with this "Yaniv" character, I never would have looked for a real source of information in my frustration. And, well, years later...

I found this place through Lucas Werner. He was making the rounds on Facebook in 2015 I think, I was reading the comments and someone linked his thread. Years later here I am killing trannies and bullying fat women by laughing at them behind their back.

But these are cows for a reason. They don't learn and they live for attention of any kind. Of course they'd mention their arch-enemy! Idiots. We live rent-free in their heads and they are too retarded to know we don't really give a shit about them.

 

[Boku no Pico de Gallo]

Funny how it's mostly trannies (and their chasers) that are carrying water for Ana. If she didn't "identify" as a trans man, she'd be yet another privileged cis white woman for them to burn at the stake.

This Is where the difference lies. Both MTFs and FTMs have their faithful knights, but a cis woman would have been banished and mocked into obscurity the moment the news came out, with girlboss drone operator memes. I don't think her malingering would have even saved her.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Any chance of a redemption arc for this creature?

I do like how she was (is?) pulling in a grand or two a month on Patreon writing unreadable uwu "tenderqueer" novels while also working for the most literally Hitler of corporations and selling a four bedroom house for $400,000. And shaking the tin can to be able to move from literally Mordor Texas to the paradise where trannies gambol freely through forests of rainbows known as Chicago. To say nothing of the swarm of mosquitoes she could unleash on Twitter, seemingly at a whim. Plus pushing 40 while somehow misleading Twitter into thinking she was barely out of her teens. Though I guess if she was LARPing as a male, I'm not sure why a teen would be considered so offensive.

One can only look on with a sort of awe.

I'm guessing she's canceled to a degree she will not be able to come back, but I've been wrong before.

Maybe if she flipped the switch entirely, found Jesus, marketed herself as a conservahoe, etc.? There are certainly gullible fools all over the political spectrum.

 

[kaien]

I'm guessing she's canceled to a degree she will not be able to come back, but I've been wrong before.

She'll be back, and the counterattack will be real simple: shout KIWI FARRRRRRRRRRRMS as loud and long as possible.

 

[Done]

Helping drop bombs on innocent civilians is not a good job for anyone with a moral compass.

It is if you have some nice decals on said bombs.

 

[Madolche]

Went down a twitter rabbit hole after seeing a mention of Lockheed on Kevin fuckin’ Gibes’s thread, ended up back here.
But not before I stumbled upon this absolutely wild thread:



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"Kiwi farms did this because they like to harass trans people."

It's always funny seeing how outside people interpret the farms; a lot of them think it exists purely for trans people, when we have hundreds of threads outside of the gender sphere to prove it isn't. We also don't just harass a person for being solely trans -- if the only thing about a person was they changed their gender one day (and i'm talking pure binary, fuck outta here with neogenders or whatever they're called) but nothing else, that doesn't make them a certifiable, milkable cow. What does is when being trans is the sole identity, something they use to get asspats, milk money from others, or create a ranch where they congregate. I think it would blow these people's minds to know that there are a lot of LGBT kiwis on these boards and yes, that even includes trans kiwis, who keep to themselves here and IRL and just want to be left the fuck alone, because being trans is not a fun cosplay or thing to show off like it is for these 'uwu smol bean boy' brands like Ana. They all think we're "far right, white, cishet men who are incels" instead of being a rather diverse crowd, who all come together for the same reason - to laugh at weirdos on the internet. Last time I checked, you can be black, trans, muslim, etc. and do that with one another here.

My two cents: Anyway, Ana could've easily used 15 years at LM to go literally anywhere else, it's a "respected" company in the grand scheme of jobs. If Ana truly felt that the job was morally bankrupt, they could've just...went somewhere else with that kind of experience. I find it particularly bold of them begging for money and thinking both of them were going to get arrested(???!) for being trans when the two of them were able to afford a nice house with a large mortgage on Ana's salary.

 

[Boku no Pico de Gallo]

Any chance of a redemption arc for this creature?

I do like how she was (is?) pulling in a grand or two a month on Patreon writing unreadable uwu "tenderqueer" novels while also working for the most literally Hitler of corporations and selling a four bedroom house for $400,000. And shaking the tin can to be able to move from literally Mordor Texas to the paradise where trannies gambol freely through forests of rainbows known as Chicago. To say nothing of the swarm of mosquitoes she could unleash on Twitter, seemingly at a whim. Plus pushing 40 while somehow misleading Twitter into thinking she was barely out of her teens. Though I guess if she was LARPing as a male, I'm not sure why a teen would be considered so offensive.

One can only look on with a sort of awe.

I'm guessing she's canceled to a degree she will not be able to come back, but I've been wrong before.

Maybe if she flipped the switch entirely, found Jesus, marketed herself as a conservahoe, etc.? There are certainly gullible fools all over the political spectrum.

Perfect description of what she is, but I don't think she's going to do a heel/face turn. She'll pull the Lindsay "diet nazis attacked me" route as kaien guessed.

If she's smart she'll log off and give her 6(!!) cats more attention. At some point more people are going to know about her other dirt. She's pleading innocent with "I was just following orders" excuses, but what has her dad done or made for Lockheed? How much financial help does HE give her? I'd log off for the family's sake at that point. She might be as addicted to internet attention as she was to tylenol though, we'll see.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Why do they always think we want the cows to die? How am I supposed to ever read that as anything but apparently projection that they actually do want people they dislike on the internet to die? What happened to rehabilitation rather than punishment?

In this case, these people are claiming to be writers and yet they think we want our stories to just end abruptly. And in completely unsatisfying ways rather than be inspiring tales of redemption.

This exists, though I've no idea if she's currently using it.
https://twitter.com/MardollAna

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Here's hoping the "after dark" doesn't actually refer to any of the many things it probably refers to.

Why do they always have multiple accounts like this?

 

[kaien]

She might be as addicted to internet attention as she was to tylenol though, we'll see.

Like I says upthread, Ana dates back to Web 1.0. Online drama has been what she does with her copious spare time for most of her adult life. She has nothing else going on except cats and lesbian bed death.

I'll be happy to see myself proven wrong, but I don't see a way she can give it up.

Why do they always have multiple accounts like this?

To perform having a much more interesting sex life than they really do, and to avoid talking about sex/porn in front of potential under-18 viewers, which gets you the death penalty in the YA shit-lit space. Plus what @OttoWest said.

 

[OttoWest]

And OF COURSE they're trying to blame all this on Kiwi Farms, as if we made her take up a job at a military industrial complex that profits from bombing INNOCENT PEOPLE OF COLOR in Third World countries.

Made her take up the job SIX YEARS before the Farms even began! That’s some righteous time traveling.

Why do they always have multiple accounts like this?

Velvet rope syndrome. Are you one of the chosen, fortunate enough to have access to the super secret afterparty account? No? Begone plebe, the elites need a covert space to gossip.

 

[Boku no Pico de Gallo]

Like I says upthread, Ana dates back to Web 1.0. Online drama has been what she does with her copious spare time for most of her adult life. She has nothing else going on except cats and lesbian bed death.

I'll be happy to see myself proven wrong, but I don't see a way she can give it up.

no wonder it feels like she's holding on like the last boss of the internet, good lord. I have to hand it to her, she's like some sort of Bene Gesserit of the discourse. Instead of creating a Mua'dib, they're working towards creating the most helpless and soft baby-adult of all time.

 

[Marvin]

Pal of Ana Mardoll (yet enemy of Courtney Milan), the genuinely insane Jenny Trout is leaving twitter over this and has written Kiwi Farms a love letter at her blog (archive).

Excerpt:

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Spoiler: "A Twitter Story" By Jenny "not the successful Jennifer Armentrout" Trout
The whole thing is well worth the read, I think. Special congratulations to @lindsayfan @taintmisbehavin @Zay-Two-Kay and @In the Dollhouse for being given feature cameos in the piece.

All the bitching in that article is about how twitter losers kept exaggerating about to what extent Ana is helping bomb brown people.

But... how's that kiwifarms fault? If we do nothing right, we at least get every little nitpick of info verified and documented.

Hell, if these crabs in a bucket went to KF for their info, they wouldn't have had this problem.

 

[Arc]

The irony is she has probably done more tangible to fight the military industrial complex than any of the leftists who are (beautifully) lynching her.
1) Anyone with even the barest familiarity with this thread knows that she is some sort of worthlessness elemental
2) The fact that she was hired due to nepotism
3) She spent 15 fucking years filling a spot at LM, that could have been far better used by the HR department throwing a dart at a bunch of resumes.
4) Can you imagine working with this fucking retard?

 

[heathercho]

After blissfully ignoring this cunt for a single year, she's been cancelled.
I'm so glad that good things happen to bad people right now.

Though, this is really a Schroedinger's cancelling, as this stupid bitch hasn't lost it all yet.
I'd demand a pound of flesh, but she'd probably give us one of her chopped off tits.

 

[Boku no Pico de Gallo]

The irony is she has probably done more tangible to fight the military industrial complex than any of the leftists who are (beautifully) lynching her.
1) Anyone with even the barest familiarity with this thread knows that she is some sort of worthlessness elemental
2) The fact that she was hired due to nepotism
3) She spent 15 fucking years filling a spot at LM, that could have been far better used by the HR department throwing a dart at a bunch of resumes.
4) Can you imagine working with this fucking retard?

I would laugh forever if she actually used this as an excuse to come back. "Hello fellow Antifa kids! The rumors are true, I worked at Lockheed for 15 years but I was bad at my job on purpose! ACAB!"

 

[Water-T]

The irony is she has probably done more tangible to fight the military industrial complex than any of the leftists who are (beautifully) lynching her.
1) Anyone with even the barest familiarity with this thread knows that she is some sort of worthlessness elemental
2) The fact that she was hired due to nepotism
3) She spent 15 fucking years filling a spot at LM, that could have been far better used by the HR department throwing a dart at a bunch of resumes.
4) Can you imagine working with this fucking retard?

If Ana is anything like her lesser clone Becky "Bex" Gerber, then she probably spent most of those 15 years crying under desks and getting into Twitter slapfights than doing any actual work.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

All the bitching in that article is about how twitter losers kept exaggerating about to what extent Ana is helping bomb brown people.

But... how's that kiwifarms fault? If we do nothing right, we at least get every little nitpick of info verified and documented.

Hell, if these crabs in a bucket went to KF for their info, they wouldn't have had this problem.

One of their core beliefs is that shooting the messenger both discredits and stops the messages from coming.

And like in this case, when you can't shoot the messenger, shoot somebody you know you're allowed to shoot.

 

[Trombonista]

If Ana is anything like her lesser clone Becky "Bex" Gerber, then she probably spent most of those 15 years crying under desks and getting into Twitter slapfights than doing any actual work.

She actually works from home, just like Bex does.