Off-Topic The council of Evil - Discuss the cabal of weird furries and samurais here.

What should happen to this personal army request thread?

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I have to give it to you, that is a hilarious picture. I can safely say I'm not the cosplay type, lol. As for why I do what I do, everyone has their own motivations, I'm no different. I seem to be achieving my goals from all this so I am fine with things as they are for now. There's always going to be people that have a reason to hate anyone and to get obsessed with trying to fight everyone who wants to talk shit seems like a waste of time and energy to me. I've read plenty of shit about myself, most of it funny. Between rumors of drug use, being morbidly obese, living in an iron lung, etc, some of it is actually pretty funny.

Besides clarifying my actual thoughts on a matter, its just the internet. I would be a fool to if I didn't expect some people wouldn't like me. I appreciate what seems to be an honest attempt at engagement though. Thanks for the advice and I'll weigh it with some honest thought.
Ralph is a drug addled retard with a history of child abuse.

Vickers's daughter left home to be abused and impregnated by said drug addled retard who posted her nudes online.

What's your excuse for being insane?
 
You are a Kiwi Farms user and a nobody. You are not an e-celeb.
"He who laughs last, laughs loudest. You will rue the day you crossed paths with @Christorian X, Kiwifarms Users! "
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Why is it so hard for people to just let ralph fuck himself over. People need to realize that almost every single "sick ralpha aylawg victory" was not achieved by anything an aylawg did. Its literally always by Ralph's own hand.
Ralph is a self-own generation machine. He's funny because he will create L's out of the ether, in ways so ludicrous that no one can predict them. Did anyone predict he would -

  • fart on livestream and melt down at Nick Rekieta over that
  • Declare war on Josh Moon because of corn
  • Go on cocaine and dance in front of a building, then have a live meltdown at a bowling alley because of Metokur's tweets, resulting in his being assaulted
  • Send videos of him thumbing a teen's asshole to a stranger
  • Go back to Portugal, again, for no reason, to get beaten, again, by fucking Cog
  • Show up piss drunk to a debate with Metokur and literally cry about why he's not his friend
  • Become a capo for Nick Fuentes and burn down his organization through association
  • Lift up his shirt to show how cool he is with gunt jokes, and expose his four tits
  • Piss of Andy Warski to point where he started an A-Logging show with fucking PPP
  • Betray Gator to the point that Gator specifically only dishes Ralph's tea
  • Abandon his home to hide from speeding tickets
  • Dare people to come to his house repeateadly revealing his address, then getting people coming on pilgrimages with corn
  • Marry a literal pedophile
  • Get in a Gunt slapping fight with other anime pedophiles and get his ass kicked
  • Livestream him telling his mother to fucking hitchhike to dialysis
  • Talk so much shit about Lauren Southern that she fucking makes a documentary about the alt-right
  • Get beaten so badly by a pimp that he has googly eyes and permanentely wears glasses
  • Buy a fucking hat that is able to be clipped to say "kid diddler" and have that be permanentely associated with his brand
  • Piss off MC Jarbo with his pedo teen shit to the point where he releases literal albums about Ralph

This is just off the top of my head. Ralph does not need help fucking himself over. Watching and laughing at his antics has been the most fun I've had on the Internet probably.

It's super gay to try to monetize and fuck with that, and force content. It's a pattern that started with Kino Casino and it's big homo.
 
Hey Christorian X, it's me TherapyMan,

Before I get into the meat of it I'm just going to set the mask down for a few minutes and set aside any grinning and winking. I laugh at you Christorian X and I really like doing it. You're a legitimate source of entertainment for me. Mos of this come's from your refusal to ever accept any reality that disagrees with the image you're desperate to portray to the rest of the world. Like I tell people ask me why I follow your story, its because narratively speaking you embody the literal definition of a theatrical comedy. You actively reject every naturally occurring good thing the world presents you in exchange for the most base, ID driven and usually degenerate choice possible. Shakespeare would be in awe of your story. You are unmatched as a protagonist in this regard.

If I were to bring this into modern times, it's like you're on a permanent casting call for Jerry Springer and Maury Povich without being aware their shows exist. This isn't kayfabe, it's not a put on, its a perfect collision of "Main Character Syndrome", "The Streisand Effect" and "Napoleon Complex". You're a Bad Guy Wrestler come to life. Done right, it can be amazing like Andy Kaufman. Unfortunately you actually believe the character you're playing is the real you. Is it because of a steady decline in your ability to exist in and manage relationships in the outside world? Did the meth send a shock to your system forcing to the surface a giant host of unresolved issues you were never able to deal with in regards to them before they died? Have the drugs, alcohol and sleep apnea taking their mental toll on you? Could it be all of it combined and more? Most likely.

You're probably asking yourself why I'm writing all this. You're probably oscillating between anger, self-aggrandizement, and a host of other reactionary emotions. I'll cut to the chase. Up until a few months ago, this was fun. It's only gotten more fun for me, but it's been getting fucking terrible for you. I know, I know, you're going to say you have a great life and I'm jealous. Buddy. It's getting bad. It's getting to the point people are going to get hurt and things are going to happen that can't be undone. You may wonder why I give a shit at all. My response is based in selfishness, both yours and mine.

In the vein of my selfishness I'm motivated to want my favorite show to stay on the air and not jump the shark. I want to see all the story arcs come to their natural and best conclusions throughout a long and well developed story. I want to laugh at you for years to come. I want watch you in a few years miserably at school musicals annoying the other parents around you. I want to see you get bullied on the internet into actually marrying May when she inevitably hits her breaking point and threatens to leave and hit you with a second child support. I want to see you try and hold more ridiculous IRL events, losing your temper on KiwiFarms, staging a coup on the Kino Casino, doing more smug Vickers capo work and all those great sweeps weeks episodes.

Regarding your self interest, I would hope its pretty clear. You have no fiancée, no children and no streaming career hanging by a very very thin thread due to ever increasing number of platforms. If Cozy/Af implodes (which is becoming more and more possible by the day) your opportunity to maintain your lifestyle doing what you do now is very much at risk. Beyond that, look at whats happening now. You have family in your home as its continuously swatted, yce=c&extensionid=&gclid=CjwKCAjwkMeUBhBuEiwA4hpqELJug29xODY4nbGqiekjevRrQfl78dnOHvU8AhwDBpI8OWhMDDGRou've been the target of two bomb threats, one of which on the literal Supreme Court stairs, assaulted multiple times, etc. It's to the point that literally everywhere you go you're afraid and paranoid.

Christorian X, you're generating this. You keep threatening Ralph, you keep trying to destroy Ralph for an own, in short you keep attracting and demanding negative attention. You keep upping the stakes hoping that if you just escalate a little farther you'll win because no one else is willing to go as low as you (your words). Christorian X. There will always be someone willing to go lower. All this brings us to today.

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We've finally gotten here. Defcon 1. You're kicking open the door and literally asking for the world to come pouring in at you in any dark, terrible manner they can. Not just at you, but your family, your work, your "friends" (ASSTON is already having a bad time). I truly don't think you understand the scope of what you're saying. Again, I say this partially out of selfishness as I don't want this great story to end in some nightmare scenario. No matter how shitty you may be, painting targets for nuclear warn on yourself and family so you can justify doing that to others is not the way to go.

I suppose I am writing this so that it can never be said that someone didn't directly circle, underline and highlight this as the moment you and everyone else will look back to and say, "this is what lead to this horrible event."

I stand firmly against swatting, violence, and most illegal acts in general. No one, even you should have to spend every day of your life scared and afraid of what might happen next. Thats not living and its an easy way to ruin my good time as well.

Perhaps I have a darker and more malicious imagination than most. Maybe I'm just a bit more creative. So far though everything thats happened in this little war between you and the rest of the world is penny ante shit in the grand scheme of things.

Do you know what this is Christorian X?

Whatever you do, don't click here


It's a mailing list maker Christorian X. The specs you see preloaded there is a list of every residential address in a CSV format for ease of mail merges in a 1 mile radius of your current residents. For the low price of $250 someone could have a list of everyone who lives near you within a mile. Oh...and their email addresses if they want to tack on just a few bucks. Using that list and spending less than what you make in a stream or two, someone could literally mass mail the entire list with literally anything.

I'll admit it very honestly. I am capable of being a really shitty and cruel person. The difference is, while I have he ability to think of shitty things, I won't actually do them. I don't endorse them or encourage them either. This isn't tongue and cheek. This isn't winking and nodding. This isn't me being facetious. I am simply trying to cut through the shit and make a point here.

You think you can outsmart the rest of the world, or perhaps you tell yourself there is nothing someone could do that could deter you. I'm trying to tell you that so far, what's occurred is a tickle. Anyone with $15 and a belief that you've gone too far can pull the background report on not just you, but all your family, Warski, her family, his sister, her mother, father, grandparents, etc. Every time to escalate its been proven the world lowers itself to the challenge. How many more people are you willing to pull into this war? Is a win still a win as you stand on the destruction of everything you have left?

For all that you hold dear Christorian X, this is the world parting the clouds and shining down upon your trying to say you're walking down a path where there will no longer be any winners, just crueler and crueler losers. Stop ruining my show, man. Lets go back to somewhere no ones life gets ruined but we all get to have fun being assholes and laughing.

Your friendly neighborhood A-log,

TherapyMan
 
Why is it so hard for people to just let ralph fuck himself over. People need to realize that almost every single "sick ralpha aylawg victory" was not achieved by anything an aylawg did. Its literally always by Ralph's own hand.
Fucking clout chasers, this is the first thing you see when you open the Gunt Sektur forum (which all grifters read since It's the main source of Ralph info). It's the most basic ass principle ever. But nah, niggers can't read for shit, they need to cowtip to get even a miniscule amount of attention.
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From mockery to sympathy
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humped me every day for a year
Gahoole's surname wouldn't happen to be Vickers would it?

I'm struggling to keep up. He was raped every day for a year, but was not penetrated. I'm not sure how old he is, but back in my day a group of kids going around humping a guy daily would be seen as gigantic flaming faggots and publicly humiliated for being homosexuals. Never been up to Minnesota but never thought it to have high schools ran by homosexual dons who the heterosexual kids cower in fear of. And Gahoole opens up about his homosexual chad encounters in a group chat consisting of chimos who have convened to run gay ops, one chimo being involved in the murder of an autistic babyfur. What am I missing?
 
Ralph is a self-own generation machine. He's funny because he will create L's out of the ether, in ways so ludicrous that no one can predict them. Did anyone predict he would -

  • fart on livestream and melt down at Nick Rekieta over that
  • Declare war on Josh Moon because of corn
  • Go on cocaine and dance in front of a building, then have a live meltdown at a bowling alley because of Metokur's tweets, resulting in his being assaulted
  • Send videos of him thumbing a teen's asshole to a stranger
  • Go back to Portugal, again, for no reason, to get beaten, again, by fucking Cog
  • Show up piss drunk to a debate with Metokur and literally cry about why he's not his friend
  • Become a capo for Nick Fuentes and burn down his organization through association
  • Lift up his shirt to show how cool he is with gunt jokes, and expose his four tits
  • Piss of Andy Warski to point where he started an A-Logging show with fucking PPP
  • Betray Gator to the point that Gator specifically only dishes Ralph's tea
  • Abandon his home to hide from speeding tickets
  • Dare people to come to his house repeateadly revealing his address, then getting people coming on pilgrimages with corn
  • Marry a literal pedophile
  • Get in a Gunt slapping fight with other anime pedophiles and get his ass kicked
  • Livestream him telling his mother to fucking hitchhike to dialysis
  • Talk so much shit about Lauren Southern that she fucking makes a documentary about the alt-right
  • Get beaten so badly by a pimp that he has googly eyes and permanentely wears glasses
  • Buy a fucking hat that is able to be clipped to say "kid diddler" and have that be permanentely associated with his brand
  • Piss off MC Jarbo with his pedo teen shit to the point where he releases literal albums about Ralph

This is just off the top of my head. Ralph does not need help fucking himself over. Watching and laughing at his antics has been the most fun I've had on the Internet probably.

It's super gay to try to monetize and fuck with that, and force content. It's a pattern that started with Kino Casino and it's big homo.
lets be honest, would Ralph have generated as many Ls in such a short of time if it weren't for the constant alogging by the Kino Casino? A lot of the more iconic moments stemmed from right after the Fuck Ralph Festival that brought so many people together just to shit on Ralph. It's easy to shit on the Casino now because things are "boring", but this is what Ralph has been driven to, just constantly hiding in his bunker in the corner of a screen watching haters 24/7. It's not all Kino Casino but they have been a major catalyst in Ralph's accelerated spiral.
 
lets be honest, would Ralph have generated as many Ls in such a short of time if it weren't for the constant alogging by the Kino Casino? A lot of the more iconic moments stemmed from right after the Fuck Ralph Festival that brought so many people together just to shit on Ralph. It's easy to shit on the Casino now because things are "boring", but this is what Ralph has been driven to, just constantly hiding in his bunker in the corner of a screen watching haters 24/7. It's not all Kino Casino but they have been a major catalyst in Ralph's accelerated spiral.
Kino Casino is a short time period in years and years of Ralph spergery. There’s no doubt the F Ralph Festival was a big event, I enjoyed it, and it played a role in creating some fun drama..but there is so much before that occurred. And truthfully, KC just complies Ralph’s L’s. If anything they have handed Ralph occasional Ws by PPPig and Tardski being grifting, hypocritical and retarded faggots, and making Gunt A-logs seem embarrassing.

Ralph has been on an absolute tailspin with almost no assistance since the Gunt meme. I’d say since the sex tape we got an acceleration, and then things really started to pick up. Hell I’d consider myself still a bit new to Gunt lore, I really got into it around 2020 and the corn joke. There are motherfuckers on this forum that have been tracking this dude’s sperging for 4+ years.

TLDR: Gunt lore goes back a long ways before the Casino, and they are turning the A-Log sphere into a gay grift with orbiters from this very website trying to monetize it.
 
Holy fucking shit lmao. If this is real I feel bad but at the same time….a guy named Gahoole is talking to people in A group called the “Council of Evil” about getting gang-raped in middle school by bullies. I just can’t pretend that isn’t kind of funny.
Yes, it is real, straight from their discord logs. There are plenty of gold nuggets to be found there I am sure (if you can stomach all the furry porn)... Another example, here is Gahoole providing some details about his location and job:
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