Reveal the above poster's dirtiest secret

[Alex Krycek]

She consented you fucking idiot! You know Asian hookers are usually okay with that.

Doesn’t use a fork!

 

[glass_houses]

Is afraid of guns irl.

 

[Skitarii]

Garand cock

 

[glass_houses]

Garand cock

I have no idea what that is.

 

[FataBataRang]

Threw a stone once but instantly regretted it. On account of the lawsuit, you see.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Loves being pooped on by his cat.

 

[Wraith]

Is secretly in a series of underground video games which are actually good based on his character, and each physical copy comes with a free four pound bag of spicy beef jerky.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Doesn't hate goblins, just REALLY likes society accepted murder.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Likes catboys

 

[Pissmaster]

Once snuck a corn cob away from Thanksgiving dinner to try wiping himself with it like in the colonial days

 

[FataBataRang]

Is actually the real Corn Pop of legend

 

[Pissmaster]

Owns a perfectly remade adult sized version of his favorite Batman tighty whities from childhood. He paid someone on Etsy $150 to make them

 

[Kenya Jones]

Their underwear

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Is an unverified Pewdiepie account. He said nigger one time and was hooked. Now we are his dealers.

 

[25155f8d3c8d]

Is a bootlicker. Also supports the thin blue line.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Once passed out chocolate laxatives to trick-or-treaters, then got arrested when some of them almost died from dehydration.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Is actually a teetotaler.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Is actually a teetotaler.

Goddammit, you actually hit the nail on the head.

As for you, I think you're an exhibitionist.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Is actually a tattle teller.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Is actually a teeter totter