Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities, munches to avoid getting a job

[afternoon_tea]

Guys, you probably won't believe this since Anna Wanna is only twenty five years old, practically a baby, but she's so sicky wicky that she's thinking about DEATH as she forces herself to exercise purge junk miles. Sad, right?
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Oh god, the clip at the end of her coughing with the voiceover in the background, that is some pure munchie kino.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Ice cold fruit and veg slop has long replaced her elaborate, disgusting starvation meals designed to take up time and make eating as unpleasant as possible. When was the last time she dry fried some onions, or baked a nasty zero calorie noodle casserole?

Mango might make more sense with the banana, but the frozen romaine is an abomination: lettuces rot in the freezer, yeah? And definitely won't be a vibrant green. It could be she threw some of her famous eating powders into the glop, like powdered algae.

Lettuce doesn't rot in the freezer, but the leaves getting partially frozen in the fridge will make them spoil extremely fast. This is mostly an issue when you put lettuce into a fridge with a cold spot or that's set too low and parts of the leaves freeze. The whole bag/head will go bad really fast that way.

That's a whole banana on top of an entire plate of fiber slop. More huge portions showing how disordered her eating is.

 

[Constellationzero]

Oh god, the clip at the end of her coughing with the voiceover in the background, that is some pure munchie kino.

"Oh--didn't see you there, NOT Mom, and definitely NOT my arm holding my own phone up!"

 

[multiverse]

Man, is her jaw weird. Like, how did her parents not get her braces? Because those are some jacked up toofs.

Of course, Anna wants you to focus on how hard and horrible her life is, sponging off her mom in her mid twenties with no sign of attempting to live as an adult.

It's so painful to Anna to look back at old photos from her childhood, because they remind her that she got left behind in every category. Her friends grew up and started lives of their own, acquaintances from her ballet and ice skating days moved up and on, too. But not our Anna! No, she's firmly living life as a permanent eleven year old.



Anna continues to hint that she's going into the hospital wospital for more very scawwy surgeries, and soon. This has been her story for the past three years, when after a revision to her ostomy her surgeon put his foot down.

In writing, Anna declares that she never cries because she's sooo brave, but also cries buckets all the time because she's so sensitive. She must remain a strong example to all those around her, even though she suffers more than anyone can imagine. People always tell her how brave she is!

In the video, Anna lip smacks and spergs for two and a half minutes about dry shampoo (because she never washes her hair) and how her hair is too special for regular dry shampoo. She's going to mix her dry shampoo with turmeric because in all of Anna's copious dry shampoo research, she has yet to discover any of the many red colored versions.

Knowing her, she'll also probably eat the turmeric flavored dry shampoo.

 

[Constellationzero]

I, liek, wasn't even payiiiiing attenshiounzz to yur hair, Anna. I, liek...was too busy noticeeeen the fact you say:

Dry Shampuuuuuuuuu

Turr-murr-eck

And your, liek...raccoon eyeliner? Liek...you're wuuried about...chunks (I know--sounds bad)--okay--flecks in yur...dry shampuuuuu? So, liek...are you going to, liek...line yur eyes with, liek...Turr-murr-reck?

 

[Breadbear]

She's probably going in to get her foot taken care of. They might remove the nerve, given how dramatic she is (FYI: outpatient procedure, 2-3 stitches max)
OMG MoRToN'S NeuRoMa WaRRioR

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

Man, is her jaw weird. Like, how did her parents not get her braces? Because those are some jacked up toofs.

Of course, Anna wants you to focus on how hard and horrible her life is, sponging off her mom in her mid twenties with no sign of attempting to live as an adult.

It's so painful to Anna to look back at old photos from her childhood, because they remind her that she got left behind in every category. Her friends grew up and started lives of their own, acquaintances from her ballet and ice skating days moved up and on, too. But not our Anna! No, she's firmly living life as a permanent eleven year old.
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Anna continues to hint that she's going into the hospital wospital for more very scawwy surgeries, and soon. This has been her story for the past three years, when after a revision to her ostomy her surgeon put his foot down.

In writing, Anna declares that she never cries because she's sooo brave, but also cries buckets all the time because she's so sensitive. She must remain a strong example to all those around her, even though she suffers more than anyone can imagine. People always tell her how brave she is!

In the video, Anna lip smacks and spergs for two and a half minutes about dry shampoo (because she never washes her hair) and how her hair is too special for regular dry shampoo. She's going to mix her dry shampoo with turmeric because in all of Anna's copious dry shampoo research, she has yet to discover any of the many red colored versions.

Knowing her, she'll also probably eat the turmeric flavored dry shampoo.
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Holy moley.

That is a seriously rough 25.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

She's probably going in to get her foot taken care of. They might remove the nerve, given how dramatic she is (FYI: outpatient procedure, 2-3 stitches max)
OMG MoRToN'S NeuRoMa WaRRioR

Excuse you, it’s FATAL. she’s dying from it, it says so in her bio. Wait, it’s her extremely rare mutation of CF that is fatal. Didn’t you see her turn her head and delicately cough when she was laying on the filthy carpet because she was in so much pain? Never mind that carpets are allergen magnets, just dump a 2-pound bag of stale turmeric on it. (Dainty cough). Also Anna clean out your car it’s borderline hoard).

 

[swiggety_swoogitty]

Man, is her jaw weird. Like, how did her parents not get her braces? Because those are some jacked up toofs.

Of course, Anna wants you to focus on how hard and horrible her life is, sponging off her mom in her mid twenties with no sign of attempting to live as an adult.

It's so painful to Anna to look back at old photos from her childhood, because they remind her that she got left behind in every category. Her friends grew up and started lives of their own, acquaintances from her ballet and ice skating days moved up and on, too. But not our Anna! No, she's firmly living life as a permanent eleven year old.
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Anna continues to hint that she's going into the hospital wospital for more very scawwy surgeries, and soon. This has been her story for the past three years, when after a revision to her ostomy her surgeon put his foot down.

In writing, Anna declares that she never cries because she's sooo brave, but also cries buckets all the time because she's so sensitive. She must remain a strong example to all those around her, even though she suffers more than anyone can imagine. People always tell her how brave she is!

In the video, Anna lip smacks and spergs for two and a half minutes about dry shampoo (because she never washes her hair) and how her hair is too special for regular dry shampoo. She's going to mix her dry shampoo with turmeric because in all of Anna's copious dry shampoo research, she has yet to discover any of the many red colored versions.

Knowing her, she'll also probably eat the turmeric flavored dry shampoo.
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Anna is such a narcissist that she doesn’t realize most people don’t hang pictures of themselves in their apartments. no no, don’t hang pictures of your family, or art that reminds you of something nice. The only option is pictures of Anna.

What could she even do all day? No job, no school. Just living alone, thinking about surgeries she’d like to have.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

Guys, you probably won't believe this since Anna Wanna is only twenty five years old, practically a baby, but she's so sicky wicky that she's thinking about DEATH as she forces herself to exercise purge junk miles. Sad, right?

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Holy shit this video is awesome. Anna definitely set up her tripod in the middle of public skate and is doing all her Frozen princess ice ballerina moves while a bunch of kids glide by. Self awareness, not even a little.

 

[Janki's Mom]

I'm sure it's been said a million times before, but Anna DESPERATELY needs to get laid. Her latest videos are just beyond pitiful. Get a boyfriend, let him screw your brains out at every opportunity, get ANY sort of real job, and just get your shit together. Even the most simple life would be 1,000 times better than the shrew she has molded herself into. Just DO something, ANYTHING.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I'm sure it's been said a million times before, but Anna DESPERATELY needs to get laid. Her latest videos are just beyond pitiful. Get a boyfriend, let him screw your brains out at every opportunity, get ANY sort of real job, and just get your shit together. Even the most simple life would be 1,000 times better than the shrew she has molded herself into. Just DO something, ANYTHING.

I was going to suggest she start courting one of the Rod boys in the Jill Rodrigues thread, but it won’t work because Anna seems to have dropped the Sky Daddy larp in favor of the dying hippy witch theme.

 

[multiverse]

I was going to suggest she start courting one of the Rod boys in the Jill Rodrigues thread, but it won’t work because Anna seems to have dropped the Sky Daddy larp in favor of the dying hippy witch theme.

She wears defrauding outfits constantly, it would never work.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Holy shit this video is awesome. Anna definitely set up her tripod in the middle of public skate and is doing all her Frozen princess ice ballerina moves while a bunch of kids glide by. Self awareness, not even a little.

She's the munchie version of Lia Thomas, except that instead of being a cavemen among small women, she's the pathetic adult among little girls.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Holy shit this video is awesome. Anna definitely set up her tripod in the middle of public skate and is doing all her Frozen princess ice ballerina moves while a bunch of kids glide by. Self awareness, not even a little.

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The onlookers are wondering if they should call the EMTs for someone having convulsions.

 

[Picklechu]

Whatever happened with the closeted gay guy she was engaged to, btw?

The last we saw of him, Anna made him a birthday "cake," then they broke up. Anna then began her crunchy crystal witch phase.

• "About Dr. Anna" links to https://www.annasorganicswellness.com/blank-page, which 404s. This page is actually located at https://www.annasorganicswellness.com/about-dr-anna, where you're immediately greeted by a demonic-looking picture of Anna.

I like how she's still being purposefully misleading about where her "doctorate" comes from. Bachelor's degree from Northern Vermont University, "doctorate" from "Indiana," probably hoping people assume Indiana University instead of the fake correspondence "school" she actually got the piece of paper from (before finishing her real BA at that).

 

[Constellationzero]

The last we saw of him, Anna made him a birthday "cake," then they broke up. Anna then began her crunchy crystal witch phase.


I like how she's still being purposefully misleading about where her "doctorate" comes from. Bachelor's degree from Northern Vermont University, "doctorate" from "Indiana," probably hoping people assume Indiana University instead of the fake correspondence "school" she actually got the piece of paper from (before finishing her real BA at that).

Most people with two brain cells to rub together to keep warm will already know she got her dagree from collage that advertises in the back section of Vegetarian Times.

 

[CWCissey]

I'd just like to add that Gaymo breaking up with Anna after she made a birthday cake for him is wildly hilarious to me.

 

[KingQueen]

Been a long time since I checked this thread, and for funzines I went back to the beginning and clicked through. Y'all are ragging on our dear Ginger, but she's honestly waaaaay better than she was. Amazing what a little actual food does. I was shocked to see her hair no longer looks dank. And then there's this:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce915ygOX9X/

COOKED vegetables? From CANS? And pounding laxatives like candy is.....BAD??? And she finally learned what fiber actually is?? Even I'll give a praise the Lord for that.

Anyway this is the most healthy and sane she's been, ever. Still probably a narcissistic wannabe Insta-guru, but that's par for the course in 2022.

 

[Breadbear]

I'd just like to add that Gaymo breaking up with Anna after she made a birthday cake for him is wildly hilarious to me.

To be fair, I would also leave whoever made me that "cake."