Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Andrew Neiman]

I remember as a kid I would watch "The Wizard of Oz" and I would always start getting angry and yelling at Dorothy for rejecting the Wogglebug whenever she appeared. Of course I was watching it on VHS back then; those sure were different times.

I just first of all prefer to hang out with those who share my interests (especially in the Wogglebug), and also prefer to do so online.

I know just how you feel.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Man, it is hard to resist talking to Cynthia like she’s capable of responding thoughtfully.

 

[Smegma Gaming]

There is nothing repulsive about the Wogglebug.

Can i ask a question, do you think Wogglebug has a soul and is a real person to you?

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Can i ask a question, do you think Wogglebug has a soul and is a real person to you?

She’s said no, many times. Not that her behaviour supports it.

 

[Smegma Gaming]

She’s said no, many times. Not that her behaviour supports it.

It's obvious that this creation holds an almost messianic (savior/father) role for her, sinless and always caring. This bitch no doubt worships the Wogglecock and probably fucks herself silly thinking about her Wogglecuck.

Also it seems someone's not particularly happy with Cynthia's services.

 

[Puddleduck]

Man, it is hard to resist talking to Cynthia like she’s capable of responding thoughtfully.

At the end of the day, she is retarded. She has just about wherewithal to try and defend herself, but not really.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

At the end of the day, she is retarded. She has just about wherewithal to try and defend herself, but not really.

I think she might be legit more impaired than Chris.

 

[WogglebugLover]

He’s a giant insect! And in your telling, fused with human DNA. That’s like, two primal human fears rolled into one!

And if the Land of Oz regards that as repulsive he needs to live in Genoma where it isn't. And since Genoma is closer to our world than Oz he can become a hero for our world much more easily.

It's obvious that this creation holds an almost messianic (savior/father) role for her, sinless and always caring. This bitch no doubt worships the Wogglecock and probably fucks herself silly thinking about her Wogglecuck.

Also it seems someone's not particularly happy with Cynthia's services.
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I do not worship Wogglebug. As I am an atheist and know that nothing is worthy of worship. Especially not fictional characters. And there is also nothing sexual about my love for the Wogglebug, either.

And as for that bad review, I realize it was made by one of you on here. And so, it isn't really bothering me.

At the end of the day, she is retarded. She has just about wherewithal to try and defend herself, but not really.

I am not retarded.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

And if the Land of Oz regards that as repulsive he needs to live in Genoma where it isn't.

It’s nothing to do with the Land of Oz, it’s an opinion held by most people out here in the real world.

And since Genoma is closer to our world than Oz he can become a hero for our world much more easily.

Why? Does Wogglebug have to fucking commute?

 

[Smegma Gaming]

I do not worship Wogglebug.

Except for the last 8 years you have been, it's like your own personal cult where every thought, spoken word and action is for the Wogglebug.

I am not retarded.

*doubt*

 

[Overcast]

I do not worship Wogglebug. As I am an atheist and know that nothing is worthy of worship. Especially not fictional characters. And there is also nothing sexual about my love for the Wogglebug, either.

God loves you no matter what, Cherie. Even if you don’t believe in him. Remember that.

He doesn’t like idolatry however, and that is what you are doing with the Wogglebug.

 

[WogglebugLover]

It’s nothing to do with the Land of Oz, it’s an opinion held by most people out here in the real world.

But it shouldn't be. And that is exactly one of the lessons Wogglebug teaches to the people in our world when he visits it in my movie series.

Career? You call what you're doing a career? This is a larp. This is a hobby. This is at best a side gig. This is not a career and isn't one until you can live comfortably off the proceeds. It's not even a job as that stands for "Just Over Broke" in other words you're not really making enough. You're not even at that level yet so to call this a career shows you're really full of yourself.

I call it my career because it is what I do that makes me happy and because I work on it most every day in some way or another.

God loves you no matter what, Cherie. Even if you don’t believe in him. Remember that.

He doesn’t like idolatry however, and that is what you are doing with the Wogglebug.

The below thing you said is contradictory of the first thing you said about your God. Which is so like a Christian to contradict themselves about. And besides I don't actually idolize the Wogglebug anymore than Walt Disney did Mickey Mouse or anyone does their favorite character.

 

[Overcast]

I call it my career because it is what I do that makes me happy and because I work on it most every day in some way or another.

The below thing you said is contradictory of the first thing you said about your God. Which is so like a Christian to contradict themselves about. And besides I don't actually idolize the Wogglebug anymore than Walt Disney did Mickey Mouse or anyone does their favorite character.

Not really. God doesn’t want you being led by those who don’t have good intentions for you. And he disciplines you whenever you do wrong. He’s like a parent basically.

Also don’t compare yourself to Walt Disney. He didn’t want to fuck Mickey and actually knew how to make good cartoons.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

As far as I'm concerned, the very definition of bullying is exactly what the Oz characters and fandom and community have been doing to the poor Wogglebug for more than a century.

That's because you're a retard that doesn't know how to human.

There is nothing repulsive about the Wogglebug.

That's only because you're as repulsive as he is so you feel some kind of kinship.

It's obvious that this creation holds an almost messianic (savior/father) role for her, sinless and always caring. This bitch no doubt worships the Wogglecock and probably fucks herself silly thinking about her Wogglecuck.

Also it seems someone's not particularly happy with Cynthia's services.
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Was he there are that party?

I call it my career because it is what I do that makes me happy and because I work on it most every day in some way or another.

Is that how it works? Great so I can now call the Wogglebug an abomination against science and life itself and call you a troglodyte incel. I'm so glad we're able to change the definitions of words when we feel like it.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Not really. God doesn’t want you being led by those who don’t have good intentions for you.

You mean like how all of you just don't have good intentions for me?

Also don’t compare yourself to Walt Disney. He didn’t want to fuck Mickey and actually knew how to make good cartoons.

I absolutely do not want to fuck Wogglebug. I just mean it when I say that I love him more than anyone I have ever loved, just as Walt Disney had once said that same thing about Mickey. And as far as I am concerned, I know how to make good cartoons for this day and age.

 

[Overcast]

You mean like how all of you just don't have good intentions for me?

I absolutely do not want to fuck Wogglebug. I just mean it when I say that I love him more than anyone I have ever loved, just as Walt Disney had once said that same thing about Mickey. And as far as I am concerned, I know how to make good cartoons for this day and age.

There’s a difference between listening to others’ advice and worshipping them.We keep trying to help you every time you come on here and you keep talking down at us. Which in turn, leads us to poking fun at you.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

He’s a giant insect! And in your telling, fused with human DNA. That’s like, two primal human fears rolled into one!

And if the Land of Oz regards that as repulsive he needs to live in Genoma where it isn't. And since Genoma is closer to our world than Oz he can become a hero for our world much more easily.

Never mind Oz, in such a fantastical place clearly a bug-human is not totally out of place or cause for concern. You do realise this concept is already considered gross enough in our world for there to be an entire horror movie based on the premise?

 

[WogglebugLover]

Never mind Oz, in such a fantastical place clearly a bug-human is not totally out of place or cause for concern. You do realise this concept is already considered gross enough in our world for there to be an entire horror movie based on the premise?

He is actually more out of place in Oz because of the sort of person he is. And it does seem to me a lot of his mistreatment there is both due to the prejudice of his being an insect and also such a different kind of person from everyone else there.

And I have seen the full movie of that horror film you are referring to. And I can honestly say Wogglebug is nothing like that in his origins at least.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Cynthia, I regret to report this but someone anonymously sent this to me on what I beleive is a burner account through my hotmail email, and I was wondering if you could comment? Surely this isnt true? I thought you clarified that the Wogglebug is straight, as many of us truely believe. Once again I apologize for bringing this up but it looks so very much like your animation.

 

[Smegma Gaming]

Cynthia, I regret to report this but someone anonymously sent this to me on what I beleive is a burner account through my hotmail email, and I was wondering if you could comment? Surely this isnt true? I thought you clarified that the Wogglebug is straight, as many of us truely believe. Once again I apologize for bringing this up but it looks so very much like your animation.

This confirms what we all knew, the Wogglebug is homosexual... Cynthia could never accept his sexuality.