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Probably the only way Kevin could post something that would get him cancelled:
"So gals, I was filling out my ballot here at the Tranch and my anxiety spiked too much and I couldn't find the most important stuffie and I accidentally marked Donald Trump and signed it and mailed it in... tell me this dumb slut didn't do wrong" -> "And by one vote, Colorado goes to Donald Trump and with Colorado, Trump has been elected President. Amazing, John, if he lost Colorado he wouldn't have won, remarkable isn't it?"
 
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You know, I’m still very disappointed by Kiwi Farms. I was told for years you guys were basically Meet & Fuck ISIS Training Camp, where you plotted the downfall of the trans race and did beta-reading for mass shooter manifestos. Then I lurk for a bit, and all you do is laugh about publicly available information on silly people!

I do find it very telling that the troon definition of “terrorism” is openly voicing a thought.
 
So we're now Kiwif Arms, the new psy-ops subsidiary of Lockheed Martin?

*Obviously pronounced [queef arms]
As long as our arms aren't blue, we're still less dangerous than we seem. They won't give us anything of higher danger than pop rocks and legos to throw at people's feet.
Its bizarre because he's already cancelled his life worse than anyone ever could do- he is a man who cut his fucking dick off.
He should know no fear. He should laugh in the face of life imprisonment.
Nothing could possibly be worse than what he welcomed with open flab.
Yeah, social anxiety and fear of ostracization from a group is a real bitch, isn't it Kevin?

KevKev realizes the terrible mistake he's done, he's just not treating it as such as long as it gives him access to his wonderful group of friends (other fetishists and enablers of his lifestyle), attention, and high social status within his community (he's not shit to the outside, but he's king no dick amongst the troons). One of the few reasons I could ever seen him committing suicide would be because he was abandoned by Penny and Jen, as he would have no one to take care of him or reassure him of his choices. He won't get a permissive partner like Penny ever again, and he's going to have one hell of a time even finding a normal partner with his looks and his hole.

Man gave up normal life for high twitter status, endless consoom, no responsibility, and no need to make tough choices. Eventually, he'll find out the hard way of why people don't give those up.
 
These self-same faggots will harass people working the counter at chick fil a for supporting fascism, but the second one of their own is outed as a nepotism hire for literal death merchants, suddenly it's just an honest uWu smol beans killing machine trying to earn a living in this mean old world.

Twitter trannies have no ideology beyond normalising their perversions. I'm totally unsurprised that big Kev would defend a Lockheed Martin employee. He's actively defended convicted sexual predators before because they were trans and personal friends of his. In his eyes, the only crime a tranny can commit would be to openly admit to regretting the transition process.
 
You know, I’m still very disappointed by Kiwi Farms. I was told for years you guys were basically Meet & Fuck ISIS Training Camp, where you plotted the downfall of the trans race and did beta-reading for mass shooter manifestos. Then I lurk for a bit, and all you do is laugh about publicly available information on silly people!

I do find it very telling that the troon definition of “terrorism” is openly voicing a thought.

your jackboots ARE in the mail, its just been a bit hectic up at Literally Hitler Towers recently what with DoS attack after DoS attack.
 
We've seen this spergout ---> freakout ---> lockdown process a few times, and it never ceases to amaze me both that
A) Kevvy is so prone to doing DFEs whenever he gets flak for something he says when he knows full well that it's all archived on here anyway
B) He hasn't learned any lessons at all about stepping away from the computer for a bit in two and a half years, and his skin is still as thin as rice paper as a result. Like nigga, just close your eyes.

EDIT: Did he actually last less than 12 hours on lockdown? I guess that's another thing that amazes me: how important it is to Kevin that he do his cooming and grooming in a place where the entire world can see it.
I guess what we're seeing here is he doesn't really lockdown. What he does is private to stop the notifications coming in, deletes all the stupid opinons, posts some whinging about "my spoons" and then goes public.

It's not your typical lockdown, it's more about breaking the accountability chain. It's the online equivalent of someone saying something really stupid and then going "actually I don't want to talk about this more" when they realise they're losing the argument. With the added bonus of making himself the victim.

He's not admitted he was wrong ("maybe I was wrong") but Kev-Kev has effectively established that he doesn't want to be criticised for what he said and also that if you continue to press with "you might not want to talk about it any more, but tough shit I still want to correct that misinformation you spread and for you to take accountability" you are now harassing a mentally ill vulnerable trans woman who's in crisis and - gasp - might be pushing her towards suicide. Once done the shitty opinion he had stops spreading so more people don't learn about it.

Oh and you can't wait for him to have spoons again, because if you use screenshots he'll insist they came from Kiwifarms, and if you're browsing the Kiwifarms for ammo against a trans woman you're the baddie and whatever criticism you have must be ignored.

I'll give Kevin this, he does know how to game twitter and play social justice language off itself.
 
It might have been asked before, but what about these Troons just pushing for a lack of expectation on what genders are supposed to like?

Say a girl who plays with toy soldiers and cars, should just be accepted without comment?
Likewise a boy with Barbie dolls and horses?

A lot of them have pushed it so far, not only have they come out the other side, but they are trying to rewrite gender expectation rather than diminish it.

If Kevvie had just said that he wanted to have the life of a perpetual young teenager, sure it would be quite pathetic, but at least it would be honest.
 
A lot of them have pushed it so far, not only have they come out the other side, but they are trying to rewrite gender expectation rather than diminish it.

The funny thing about trans like Kevin is, while they push for the medicalisation of any halfway quirky kid, they aren’t particularly gender-nonconforming? Kevin doesn’t just look like a typical bloke, he acts like one. They seem to think they’re women because they fall short of some masculine ideal, and in their coom-soaked heads, a woman is just a person who isn’t good enough to be a man.
 
« Moral consistency be damned. »

We are not a social movement, we are not a political party, we are not a religious organization, we don’t teach, we don’t preach, we influence no one, we achieve nothing.

We have no obligation to be « morally consistent » or even come a consensus on any one topic.
We are a varied group of aimless users from all over the political spectrum and spread across the world.

But that makes it scarier, doesn’t it?
It’s much easier to write us all off as dangerous enemies with some kind of goal in mind so you can rally support by burning our flag and comparing us to actual historical monsters than it is to face the reality: that the things we say about you on here are the statements of ordinary people you see everyday. This is what the public at large thinks of you and your actions.

There’s no conspiracy, there’s no violence, we’ve never killed anyone, but we said all the things you’ve been afraid that people have been thinking about you.
But if you admit that’s the case people will just tell you to suck it up: no adult should fall to pieces because some random asshole tells them their makeup looks closer to that of a clown than the supermodel you see yourself as.
So you HAVE to make it bigger. We HAVE to be a threat, otherwise you’re just an immature, spoiled brat forced to face the consequences of his own decisions.

That’s why deadnaming and being forced to pay for your own cosmetic surgeries have gone from annoyances to acts of war by genocidal maniacs. That’s why all the little insecurities felt by grown men playing make believe are now transphobic hate crimes. That’s why being rejected sexually is now transphobic.
Because if it isn’t then that means the burdens of financial obligations, social integration and sexual desirability are all their own responsibility, as well as all the consequences when none of it works as planned (because you’re a broke medication slave who is a misery to be around and less sexually appealing than ever before).
If we don’t have an agenda they can map, a persistent ideology they can refute or an imaginary body count they can point to then maybe, just maybe, this is how normal people actually feel about what they say and do.

You can’t fight that.
You can’t burn a flag that doesn’t exist.


You know, I’m still very disappointed by Kiwi Farms. I was told for years you guys were basically Meet & Fuck ISIS Training Camp, where you plotted the downfall of the trans race and did beta-reading for mass shooter manifestos. Then I lurk for a bit, and all you do is laugh about publicly available information on silly people!

I do find it very telling that the troon definition of “terrorism” is openly voicing a thought.

Yeah sorry, we lost all our funding from the Ancient Order of the Literal Nazis when we refused to give their reptilian queen our Dear Leader’s hand in marriage and then laughed at their deviantart sonic OCs, so we had to shut down the training camp and print shop.

Troons also think not letting them castrate themselves is genocide, and that sexuality is just having a « genital fetish » so, you know, a bit lacking in the logic department.

Don’t worry though, once the Kiwi Print & Go is back up and running (20$ off manifesto binding for first time shooters!) we’ll get them some nice new dictionaries printed up that uses pictures and simple language to explain all these hard words.
 
Probably the only way Kevin could post something that would get him cancelled:
"So gals, I was filling out my ballot here at the Tranch and my anxiety spiked too much and I couldn't find the most important stuffie and I accidentally marked Donald Trump and signed it and mailed it in... tell me this dumb slut didn't do wrong" -> "And by one vote, Colorado goes to Donald Trump and with Colorado, Trump has been elected President. Amazing, John, if he lost Colorado he wouldn't have won, remarkable isn't it?"
That would never, ever actually happen. Voting takes paperwork and interacting with other people, and maybe even DRIVING TO YOUR LOCAL POLLING PLACE. I don't know how many spoons that takes, but it's got to be at least like eight bajillion.
 
« Moral consistency be damned. »

We are not a social movement, we are not a political party, we are not a religious organization, we don’t teach, we don’t preach, we influence no one, we achieve nothing.

We have no obligation to be « morally consistent » or even come a consensus on any one topic.
We are a varied group of aimless users from all over the political spectrum and spread across the world.

But that makes it scarier, doesn’t it?
It’s much easier to write us all off as dangerous enemies with some kind of goal in mind so you can rally support by burning our flag and comparing us to actual historical monsters than it is to face the reality: that the things we say about you on here are the statements of ordinary people you see everyday. This is what the public at large thinks of you and your actions.

There’s no conspiracy, there’s no violence, we’ve never killed anyone, but we said all the things you’ve been afraid that people have been thinking about you.
But if you admit that’s the case people will just tell you to suck it up: no adult should fall to pieces because some random asshole tells them their makeup looks closer to that of a clown than the supermodel you see yourself as.
So you HAVE to make it bigger. We HAVE to be a threat, otherwise you’re just an immature, spoiled brat forced to face the consequences of his own decisions.

That’s why deadnaming and being forced to pay for your own cosmetic surgeries have gone from annoyances to acts of war by genocidal maniacs. That’s why all the little insecurities felt by grown men playing make believe are now transphobic hate crimes. That’s why being rejected sexually is now transphobic.
Because if it isn’t then that means the burdens of financial obligations, social integration and sexual desirability are all their own responsibility, as well as all the consequences when none of it works as planned (because you’re a broke medication slave who is a misery to be around and less sexually appealing than ever before).
If we don’t have an agenda they can map, a persistent ideology they can refute or an imaginary body count they can point to then maybe, just maybe, this is how normal people actually feel about what they say and do.

You can’t fight that.
You can’t burn a flag that doesn’t exist.




Yeah sorry, we lost all our funding from the Ancient Order of the Literal Nazis when we refused to give their reptilian queen our Dear Leader’s hand in marriage and then laughed at their deviantart sonic OCs, so we had to shut down the training camp and print shop.

Troons also think not letting them castrate themselves is genocide, and that sexuality is just having a « genital fetish » so, you know, a bit lacking in the logic department.

Don’t worry though, once the Kiwi Print & Go is back up and running (20$ off manifesto binding for first time shooters!) we’ll get them some nice new dictionaries printed up that uses pictures and simple language to explain all these hard words.
I actually think the biggest problem they have is that a good deal of Kiwi farms members are more intelligent and understand humor to a greater depth.

And they know it, sure as shit don’t want to admit it, and definitely do not want to engage in open debate.

I know there is a popular myth that Autism = super intelligence, unfortunately most autists are high average on certain intelligence metrics at best.
I do wish people and Troons would stop thinking Rain man is a documentary.

The Wizard with Fred Savage is a fair bit more accurate.
 
Troon detector:
1. Twitter bio with troon flag
2. Surrounded by toys
3. fat
4. fat as fucking shit
5. grandma glasses
6. supports maps, and likely is one
7. will end up getting arrested for trying to meet a minor or trying to groom one

sorry double post

It's probably less pleasurable than surprise buttsex, but troons won't admit it.
I'd agree. Buttsex at least has pleasure zones for men. Not gonna like, I've let a lady or two knock my prostate around with their fingers. But a ripped up, mutilated insideout shlong seems horrid and unlikely to be smashed without some type of pain. But they'd never admit that either
 
We have no obligation to be « morally consistent » or even come a consensus on any one topic.
We are a varied group of aimless users from all over the political spectrum and spread across the world.

But that makes it scarier, doesn’t it?
No country of origin, no political cohesion, no identity, the few who do have identity don't give a fuck about being canceled, we only have a few extra rules involving "no gayops" to separate ourselves from the original gay anonymous. We probably have less of a political or personal consensus even then.

Just DDoS us to annoy Josh more.

our Dear Leader’s hand in marriage and then laughed at their deviantart sonic OCs,
To think they have ugly deviantart sonic ocs... perhaps they're more human than we give them credit for. :(

That would never, ever actually happen. Voting takes paperwork and interacting with other people, and maybe even DRIVING TO YOUR LOCAL POLLING PLACE. I don't know how many spoons that takes, but it's got to be at least like eight bajillion.
The only reason Kevin votes is when Penny votes he'll take Kevvie with him, promise of BK and tendies. It depends on if Penny votes this year or declares voting to be a waste of time with his current glowposting alignment.
I would guess more troons are right-wingers or ex-right-wingers than not.

They're white men, after all.
The stories you hear of troons going from "nazi" or "alt right" to troon has even been talked about by troons themselves. If you analyzed all these men who used to be right wing, I'd guess they'd come back around to being "right wing, but with heavy left influence on LGBT and a bit of it elsewhere". They're going to be self serving above all.
 
I'd agree. Buttsex at least has pleasure zones for men. Not gonna like, I've let a lady or two knock my prostate around with their fingers. But a ripped up, mutilated insideout shlong seems horrid and unlikely to be smashed without some type of pain. But they'd never admit that either
Hey, welcome to Kiwi Farms! Quit shitting up the thread by triple posting and lurk more, faggot. And this is above the box for a reason.
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We are not a social movement, we are not a political party, we are not a religious organization, we don’t teach, we don’t preach, we influence no one, we achieve nothing.
Twitter users with flags in their name seeing a forum of random people laugh at them for being absolute lunatics:
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I really think that the "their goal is to make us eat each other" part is ironic. I've seen troons do more damage to other troons than anything Kiwi Farms or any other "transphobe" could ever hope to do in their life, they don't need any outside interference for that shit. LGBT people on Twitter are just the most self destructive and spiteful group on the platform. He's trying desperately to assign a deeper, sinister meaning into what's essentially just a forum acting as a modern-day circus freak show.

"Step right on up, boys and girls! The circus has quite the treat in store today, yes indeed: THE AMAZING AMHOLE™! He stinks, he shreiks, and by golly does he laze about like nothing you've ever seen before!"
 
I really think that the "their goal is to make us eat each other" part is ironic. I've seen troons do more damage to other troons than anything Kiwi Farms or any other "transphobe" could ever hope to do in their life, they don't need any outside interference for that shit.
If someone post a hard fact that other people could have found just as easily if they weren't kiwifamrers then I'm not sure what to tell them. If a nonfarmer posted found this fact before the farms, who would get the blame then?
We can't sow chaos if there isn't any ammo to sow it with. This is literally a community bred problem. We can't make people eat themselves if they have nothing factual to squabble over, they'll figure it out before the first person is gutted and canceled. How are you going to iron out community problems lime this in the first place if you don't talk about them? Just let them fester until they explode like this and contaminate other aspects.

Seriously, as you said, they eat themselves.
 
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