DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Fuckyoudad]

If you were ever wondering if DSP is cheap:
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Tart Cherry Juice Doesn’t Help Prevent Gout Flares, a New Study Shows​

If you enjoy the sour taste of tart cherry juice or are hoping to load up on antioxidants — dark red and purple produce, including tart cherries, are rich in anthocyanins — then feel free to keep sipping. But if you’re hoping that drinking cherry juice will prevent you from having another gout attack, don’t count on it.

Although a few studies have suggested that drinking tart juice reduces uric acid levels and, in turn, lowers the risk of having a gout flare, a new study in the journal Rheumatology found no such benefits.

How's the gout, phil?

 

[Paladin Derich]

If you were ever wondering if DSP is cheap:
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Really makes one think on how much red meat and booze he eats daily if he needs gallons of cherry juice to offset the gout.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

A brief reminder to everyone that Phil is about as photogenic as a sex offender's mugshot.

Why you would ever take this picture and post it online is baffling to me.

 

[Poo Twister]

It's fascinating to me watching Phil's head morph each day. It's starting to take such an interesting shape. It's like something is trying to escape out of his face.

*Edit*

I got it, a frog trying to escape from an old man's scrotum.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

It makes sense from the perspective of self-acceptance on the part of PigRoachMan

 

[Jose Cuervo]

A brief reminder to everyone that Phil is about as photogenic as a sex offender's mugshot.

Why you would ever take this picture and post it online is baffling to me.

It’s from a DSP Tries It where he reviewed breakfast cereal.

Spoiler: Warning - Autistic manchild

 

[snort inquisition]

How's the gout, phil?

but he stopped drinking cherry juice one week and had a major gout flare up because of it!!

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

This may be TMI, but fuck it! I'm training to be a R.N. While I can't clinically diagnose, as it's out of my scope of practice, I can say this: Phil, self diagnosing is stupid and DANGEROUS!!! A GP can refer you to a otolaryngologist (ENT) to see what the issue is and give you medication to stop the ear infection, but saying that "Oh, just give me drugs." to the ENT, it's a HUGE red flag.

They don't know if you're a med seeker, whether you're allergic to certain medication, etc...that's why they need to see you in person. You're basically asking someone to risk losing their license and face jail time because you're too fucking lazy to go see a Goddamn specialist.

Also, a page 2 Google search isn't as good as someone that spent a decade or more in school. Also, you don't know if that certain medication you're begging for can cause serious side effects! Not just that, but also long term effects to your physical health.

That rant out of the way, Phil being the smartest man on the planet, decided "Fuck doctors orders, I'm just gonna order headphones that look like a toilet. What do doctors know? I'm just as smart as a doctor."

 

[TJGamebox]

Revan is in the UK, not a sock.

Oh I was just mentioning that he wasn’t gonna stick around for the stream. Idc who gives him money or if it’s an alias or not, because the second that stream turns off, that money is G double O double N double E

GOONNEE

 

[Piece of Peace]

08-02-22 AM

 

[you_get_snu snu]

08-02-22 AM
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"You all loved this batman playthrough. Great engagement, great support, very nice"

lol looks good to see this "rallying" made by very few people. I'm so sure their investment will pay off some day. It's been 14 years but, someday.
It's better to get $1 from 100 people than to get $100 from 1.

 

[Silverchair]

he's scared to go to the ENT doctor because he probably hasn't cleaned his ears in years.

I had nose bleed problems as a kid, had to attend them like 4 times to get my nose cauterized. they sit in this bad ass chair straddling you, looking deep into your nostrils.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

he's scared to go to the ENT doctor because he probably hasn't cleaned his ears in years.

I had nose bleed problems as a kid, had to attend them like 4 times to get my nose cauterized. they sit in this bad ass chair straddling you, looking deep into your nostrils.

Was it at least a woman?

 

[Too Pale to Fail]

Really makes one think on how much red meat and booze he eats daily if he needs gallons of cherry juice to offset the gout.

In one of his Feasting with the King where he got Mexican food he droned on and on about how he can only order a few things with meat in it cause he can't have a lot of meat cause gout and when he got the food he made sure to say stuff like oh i can only have one or two bites of this carne asada because its too much red meat for me.

This is the only time he has done this with his feasting with the king stuff. I wonder if the timing lines up with him not getting his cherry juice that week so he went over the top with his retardation.
Which means Khet probably get gout lectures every other day when he is pouring his 2 big glasses of cherry juice a night.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

I'll never get get over how gross and weird this guy is

 

[Chernabog3000]

The thing is that cumulatively, Phil has spent more money on cherry juice that probably isn't as effective as real medication, which would be more expensive as a one-time thing over cherry juice. But again, cumulatively, the cost wouldn't be that significant compared to if he kept on his remedy.

That's the thing though. He says something like "because of the American medicine system being so fucked up blah blah blah..." than ..."spending 10 dollars on cherry juice weekly is cheaper than persciptions"

Obviously that's not true. But Phil's not an adult and probably dosent even have health insurance anymore. The fuck you need that for when you got jpegs.

But it dosent have to be true. Cause Phil just wants to be hip. *Bros don't you know its cheaper to fly to Spain have a 7 week vacation get dental surgery, than it would be to get dental surgery in America?" That sorts extremism sorta meme/commentary on American Healthcare.

I the ignorance of his comment fails in comparison to the sorta of weird look at me I'm doing the popular thing lol health care sucks shit. You don't have diabetes. Or cancer Phil. You not buy insulin or aids medication. Your buying a months worth of prescription asprin you fucking weirdo.. even the weird urlic acid drugs for exteme gouters are 25% cheaper a month than fucking cherry juice.

Witch makes it even funnier when you couple his "look at me guys I'm doing the thing murican health care sucks, but his solution is bitching about the inflated cost of cherry juice"

Sweet flex Phil. You're really showing the fucking government? Lol. So clueless.

You see guys I'm not buying the overpriced medicine to treat my gout. I'm buying the overpriced cherry juice. Lolololom. Get fucked Brandon.

Gout$$$

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This may be TMI, but fuck it! I'm training to be a R.N. While I can't clinically diagnose, as it's out of my scope of practice, I can say this: Phil, self diagnosing is stupid and DANGEROUS!!! A GP can refer you to a otolaryngologist (ENT) to see what the issue is and give you medication to stop the ear infection, but saying that "Oh, just give me drugs." to the ENT, it's a HUGE red flag.

They don't know if you're a med seeker, whether you're allergic to certain medication, etc...that's why they need to see you in person. You're basically asking someone to risk losing their license and face jail time because you're too fucking lazy to go see a Goddamn specialist.

Also, a page 2 Google search isn't as good as someone that spent a decade or more in school. Also, you don't know if that certain medication you're begging for can cause serious side effects! Not just that, but also long term effects to your physical health.

That rant out of the way, Phil being the smartest man on the planet, decided "Fuck doctors orders, I'm just gonna order headphones that look like a toilet. What do doctors know? I'm just as smart as a doctor."

Don't forget the whole "ordeal" of Phil having to wait to book an appointment because none of the times lined up with his autistic schedule (or his wife's). It really does make you wonder if he really did go in to see an ENT for those drops that magically cured his ear infections.

Oh wait, it was the toilet seat he wears on his neck. Got it.

 

[Grammatik]

[...] his 2 big glasses of cherry juice a night.

Mixed with generous drops of gin, 'cause "it helps with muh pain".

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I'll never get get over how gross and weird this guy is

Everything is gold in this clip, the way he angrily sips after he spoke, the eyebrows move, the bleary eyes, the fact that he uses a straw, that he chews nervously his beverage like a fucking hamster...

So much insecure, low-testosteroned, karenish way of acting. This was just after he ranted because "muh trollz" scared his horse wife out of the shtream. It was also a lie btw.

Not featured in the clip, but worth the note: he also laid out the worst snort ever directly in the mic with all his face constricted just before this part. Beyond punchable.

 

[RougeRed]

That's the thing though. He says something like "because of the American medicine system being so fucked up blah blah blah..." than ..."spending 10 dollars on cherry juice weekly is cheaper than persciptions"

Obviously that's not true. But Phil's not an adult and probably dosent even have health insurance anymore. The fuck you need that for when you got jpegs.

But it dosent have to be true. Cause Phil just wants to be hip. *Bros don't you know its cheaper to fly to Spain have a 7 week vacation get dental surgery, than it would be to get dental surgery in America?" That sorts extremism sorta meme/commentary on American Healthcare.

I the ignorance of his comment fails in comparison to the sorta of weird look at me I'm doing the popular thing lol health care sucks shit. You don't have diabetes. Or cancer Phil. You not buy insulin or aids medication. Your buying a months worth of prescription asprin you fucking weirdo.. even the weird urlic acid drugs for exteme gouters are 25% cheaper a month than fucking cherry juice.

Witch makes it even funnier when you couple his "look at me guys I'm doing the thing murican health care sucks, but his solution is bitching about the inflated cost of cherry juice"

Sweet flex Phil. You're really showing the fucking government? Lol. So clueless.

You see guys I'm not buying the overpriced medicine to treat my gout. I'm buying the overpriced cherry juice. Lolololom. Get fucked Brandon.

Gout$$$

I powerleveled about this before. I had gout once. The pills are cheap, and work very fast. Not that it needed to be said, but Phil has no idea what he is talking about.

Edit: Also, if you are consistently getting gout, you have an underlying issue that needs to be addressed. Mine was due to another medical issue, so it was not an ongoing problem. Phil talks about it like some people just have gout, but that is pretty unusual. Typical causes include obesity, kidney problems, drinking too much, and occasionally it can be hereditary.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

This Batman playthrough has to rank among his worst ever, right? I was skimming through his playthrough so far and it’s amazing how much one man can fuck up a game that I love so dearly. In the Scarecrow part he was caught by Scarecrow many times and he said, “I was behind a 3D object and the game registered it as a flat 2D plane as I was hiding” like..w-w-WHAT? He’s officially gone insane, right? Which is I suppose fitting because he’s playing Arkham Asylum.