Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[clockwomble]

M-mmmmaaaaaaaaaaagpiiiieeeee! (sloppy dog noises).

Does anyone have that video? It was one of the most amazing sources of cringe I have ever seen.

Oh god even seeing that written out is too much and makes me gag.

 

[KeekLeFreaktheSneak]

Here you go. (Archive) It's quite boring at the moment, much less skates than there used to be. Here is an archived version from 10th of May and here one from five days later.

Thank you thank you!

 

[SashaBastion]

Did the mods verify it's actually Gabby? It probably is her, but munchie bitches be crazy and I wouldn't be surprised if one of them thought pretending to be Gabby was a great way to get easy asspats. There are a bunch of people (including a mod) who left long supportive comments.

Confirmed by Gaby that this is her (Reddit GabPig) on her TikTok account. But ya know, the more people that leave her like her friends & fam… well, we saw what happened with Tess. How do these munchies let it get to this state…

 

[Paige's Bucket List]

I'm still caclking that paige insists she's dying but then asks for skates because she's *totally* gonna walk again one day guys you'll see. Her sepsis hip is gonna let her do lots of fun things just you wait

 

[buoyverificationfuel]

Confirmed by Gaby that this is her (Reddit GabPig) on her TikTok account. But ya know, the more people that leave her like her friends & fam… well, we saw what happened with Tess. How do these munchies let it get to this state…

I'm glad it's really her, and I'm glad people are being nice to her instead of shaming her for supporting Paige for so long. At some point though Gaby would've had to be choosing to overlook the inconsistencies, or she's kinda dumb - either way, she's human and flawed. She chose to assume the best about her friend, which is completely understandable. I'm just happy she eventually saw the light and is getting out of that toxic relationship.

Soon enough Paige will get desperate for pity and attention, more than she will get from the nurses. She'll up the ante more and more until there's something she really cannot come back from. Personally, my guess is that in an attempt to get asspats, she'll do or say something that even the most gullible follower will see is obviously Paige's own doing. She'll get canceled on tiktok by some drama channel, chaos ensues, etc.

 

[cuttysnark]

Paige's palliative care onlyfans page

 

[mooserangerofthenorth]

The Maine state RN licensing board states deceased. Tess is dead.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

The Maine state RN licensing board states deceased. Tess is dead.

You're gonna have to post proof if you post stuff like this.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

You're gonna have to post proof if you post stuff like this.

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Great find! This obituary seems to support what you're saying. I've found the same details on a few other sites too.

Archive

 

[cuttysnark]

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

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Aww, so nice the obese special needs girl and her brother got to see the flowers!

 

[everybody in Portugal]

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The nose hose, the artfully revealed SH scars (don't ask about it though guiyse I am a strong warrior and shit honest), the probably-stockholm-syndromed-captive-bf/carer, the greasiness, the aura of smug griftiness... ALLY IS BACK AND I AM HYPED.

I don't remember her being so into the wheelchair LARP last arc, sitting down all day definitely isn't gonna help her lose that Yums bulk...

 

[Grim Snark]

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really digging the cancer ribbon (can anyone tell what type she's 'supporting') washi tape to hold the nose hose.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Aww, so nice the obese special needs girl and her brother got to see the flowers!

Just keep lookin' at those pretty flowers.

“You…an’ me. Ever’body gonna be nice to you. Ain’t gonna be no more trouble. Nobody gonna hurt nobody nor steal from ’em.”

 

[Paige's Bucket List]

Black ribbon is skin cancer apparently

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Black ribbon is skin cancer apparently

I wonder which one of her alters is the one with cancer.....

 

[son of jurassic bark]

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Anybody know if her hamster is still alive? She had the cage next to her bed and would post the creepiest pictures of her grubby hands *petting and squeezing and hugging* it

 

[buoyverificationfuel]

really digging the cancer ribbon (can anyone tell what type she's 'supporting') washi tape to hold the nose hose.

I checked her page to see a higher resolution picture, but that post is friends only. It could be grey for BPD, black for narcolepsy (I think she claimed that at some point?), or purple for lupus.


This was Allyson a year ago.

Allyson and Alex at Longwood Gardens in 2019, where she could still pass as a normal human being. Omnipresent blue shirt.

 

[ShadowCass]

I checked her page to see a higher resolution picture, but that post is friends only. It could be grey for BPD, black for narcolepsy (I think she claimed that at some point?), or purple for lupus.

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This was Allyson a year ago.
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Allyson and Alex at Longwood Gardens in 2019, where she could still pass as a normal human being. Omnipresent blue shirt.

Damn Alex has been munching hard in his own way! I thought I remembered him kind of scrawny looking, thanks for the historical reference.

Edit: Accidentally hit post too soon

 

[cuttysnark]

Alex has to be retarded to sleep next to that shitting, puking, disgusting fatbody.