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Granny panties and flaccid dick, name a more unappealing combo
Rooster Teeth / Achievement Hunter / Let's Play / Funhaus / Inside Gaming - The company was resurrected.
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Who knows? Maybe speedrunning at games you suck at could be fun to watch.
I don't remember who it was, but cheers to whoever brought up the Armitage YouTube channel that has old IG/Funhaus. I've been nostalgic for the old crew, but didn't want to support current Funhaus whatsoever. Watching the Cunt Life video now, good times.
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and a group of people that dident point out every episode how much they hated there job of playing x game
*playing minecraft for 2 hours a week made me wanna kill myself*
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I don't think they need to do achievement hunting to get their views back up. Hell, it wasn't even what made them popular in the first place. What made them popular was their chemistry and the right combination of fucking around and being serious. Hell, they did a series where they did nothing but drive around GTA 5 and talk about Ryan's marriage, and those did well.
The problem is now, they have people who were hired for diversity rather than personality, so they don't have the same chemistry anymore. And the new people are just annoying.
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Of course, I'm just throwing out ideas of stuff they could do beyond "Minecraft/GTA/TTT" that has a set goal which could be enjoyable to watch.
reptile101
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and the people that could be amusing back than are massive faggots now
gus micheal geoff all giant faggots, barbara could actully be funny in some lets plays massive cunt now
jack was always a faggot so honestly hes the employee whos changed the least
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Well, at least finding job opportunities on the corpses people who got fucked by the higher ups is a nice change of pace from getting fucked by the higher ups to find your new job opportunity.
Arthur Morgan
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Imagine if Michael tried to bring Rage Quit back, it'd be more tame a polite.
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Feeble attempt to renew viewership levels with something old that they're nostalgic about. I mean, it wouldn't work but still.
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off topic #344
starring Alfredo, BK ,lindsey and asian Joe
-alfredo mentions Michael not being there so he is the host, Lindsey brings up that she hasn't been on off topic in weeks due to her kids and jokes about not knowing what year it is or who she is and where she is (its obvious joke that just falls kinda flat)
-bk talks about spilling her coffee in her car on her passenger seat and Lindsey makes some jokes about the crime (what was she doing that made it spill)
-alfredo snap at Joe for being bored because for like the first 4 minutes Joe has his head down and has not said anything (it was a joke that Joe was trying to pull off by sleeping through the entire podcast) Alfredo points out how weak willed Joe is for not going through the joke. asian Joe proceeds to try the joke again. the joke fails again
-asian Joe mentions he can sleep anywhere but planes and alfredo also agrees with this statement, bk and Lindsey say they can't
-they talk about the steam deck (idk what this is) bk mentions ify playing the steam deck at the bar. Lindsey chimes in with "this is the dating scene I needed in college" alfredo concurs as well that it would be such an easy ice breaker, alfredo talks about such a situation " oh hey, you got a steam deck? how is it? what games you play?,,,oh what you wanna make out" (it. came off as cringe). asian Joe comes in with a joke " be playing games and someone comes up like a little kid, do you have games on you phone"
-the towel things is brought up. its about how many towels do you have or do you use( I wasn't sure what its really about) alfredo talks about how Jackie use 2 towels one for her head and one for her body alfredo only uses one towel. Lindsey brings up do you use the same towel for your ass and face and if so do you use opposite ends for the ass and face. alfredo clarifies his towel usage the left side for face and the rest for his body and for his butt he uses toilet paper to clean his ass, bk and Lindsey are shocked by this. Alfredo goes on to find it more weird that people have a towel just for clean the ass and as he puts it "has a towel that just has a bunch of anal feces"
-bk uses 3 towels to dry 1 for hair, 1 for face , and last one for the body and bk is still baffled that alfredo uses toilet paper to clean his ass after the shower, asian Joe chimes in with "im just weirded out that people actually clean their ass, I just people a hair dryer on high heat to dry it off" and it kinda trails off from here
- they talk about dirty public restrooms are and what not
- if fucking comes back to the goddamn towels kinda alfredo really dries his body especially his ass if he thinks he is having sexy time and Joe figures its for the water based lube and alfredo scoffs at this stating he doesn't hasn't used lube in a while cause of foreplay and what not ( don't forget alfredo eats ass and I guess from this likes anal has well, and Jackie being the receiver). alfredo talk about going through the ""backdoor"" and taking your time and don't jam it in and Joe chimes in with "if your small then you don't have to take your time, you can jam it in" bk just laughs while falling out of her chair and says " you sound you know from experience" Joe "bk I do"
- and for a fucking 3 time towels are brought cause Lindsey uses 4 towels and alfredo or Joe cracks a joke that I couldn't hear and Lindsey restates she uses 5 towels for the ""waterfall"" and bk is besides herself comprehending all this info (she laughs and does the typical black thing which is slap the table cause its so funny and cover your mouth while moving your head back and forth) and they make some more jokes about Lindsey being a squirter during sex. Lindsey finally explain her towel usage and at this point it don't fucking matter.
-more sex is talk about and alfredo doesn't understand how people wear socks during sex and all are in agreement but Joe states he understands why (I guess he implies that when you nut instead on/in the girl you just nut into the sock. I genuinely don't know) and everyone is in disagreement with his understanding. they briefly talk about how some men have that special sock they jerk off into.
-stopped at 30 min and will hopefully finish tomorrow.
starring Alfredo, BK ,lindsey and asian Joe
-alfredo mentions Michael not being there so he is the host, Lindsey brings up that she hasn't been on off topic in weeks due to her kids and jokes about not knowing what year it is or who she is and where she is (its obvious joke that just falls kinda flat)
-bk talks about spilling her coffee in her car on her passenger seat and Lindsey makes some jokes about the crime (what was she doing that made it spill)
-alfredo snap at Joe for being bored because for like the first 4 minutes Joe has his head down and has not said anything (it was a joke that Joe was trying to pull off by sleeping through the entire podcast) Alfredo points out how weak willed Joe is for not going through the joke. asian Joe proceeds to try the joke again. the joke fails again
-asian Joe mentions he can sleep anywhere but planes and alfredo also agrees with this statement, bk and Lindsey say they can't
-they talk about the steam deck (idk what this is) bk mentions ify playing the steam deck at the bar. Lindsey chimes in with "this is the dating scene I needed in college" alfredo concurs as well that it would be such an easy ice breaker, alfredo talks about such a situation " oh hey, you got a steam deck? how is it? what games you play?,,,oh what you wanna make out" (it. came off as cringe). asian Joe comes in with a joke " be playing games and someone comes up like a little kid, do you have games on you phone"
-the towel things is brought up. its about how many towels do you have or do you use( I wasn't sure what its really about) alfredo talks about how Jackie use 2 towels one for her head and one for her body alfredo only uses one towel. Lindsey brings up do you use the same towel for your ass and face and if so do you use opposite ends for the ass and face. alfredo clarifies his towel usage the left side for face and the rest for his body and for his butt he uses toilet paper to clean his ass, bk and Lindsey are shocked by this. Alfredo goes on to find it more weird that people have a towel just for clean the ass and as he puts it "has a towel that just has a bunch of anal feces"
-bk uses 3 towels to dry 1 for hair, 1 for face , and last one for the body and bk is still baffled that alfredo uses toilet paper to clean his ass after the shower, asian Joe chimes in with "im just weirded out that people actually clean their ass, I just people a hair dryer on high heat to dry it off" and it kinda trails off from here
- they talk about dirty public restrooms are and what not
- if fucking comes back to the goddamn towels kinda alfredo really dries his body especially his ass if he thinks he is having sexy time and Joe figures its for the water based lube and alfredo scoffs at this stating he doesn't hasn't used lube in a while cause of foreplay and what not ( don't forget alfredo eats ass and I guess from this likes anal has well, and Jackie being the receiver). alfredo talk about going through the ""backdoor"" and taking your time and don't jam it in and Joe chimes in with "if your small then you don't have to take your time, you can jam it in" bk just laughs while falling out of her chair and says " you sound you know from experience" Joe "bk I do"
- and for a fucking 3 time towels are brought cause Lindsey uses 4 towels and alfredo or Joe cracks a joke that I couldn't hear and Lindsey restates she uses 5 towels for the ""waterfall"" and bk is besides herself comprehending all this info (she laughs and does the typical black thing which is slap the table cause its so funny and cover your mouth while moving your head back and forth) and they make some more jokes about Lindsey being a squirter during sex. Lindsey finally explain her towel usage and at this point it don't fucking matter.
-more sex is talk about and alfredo doesn't understand how people wear socks during sex and all are in agreement but Joe states he understands why (I guess he implies that when you nut instead on/in the girl you just nut into the sock. I genuinely don't know) and everyone is in disagreement with his understanding. they briefly talk about how some men have that special sock they jerk off into.
-stopped at 30 min and will hopefully finish tomorrow.
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They managed to get THE Burger King? Wow!
Oh... it's not actually the Burger King, that's disappointing.
Steam came out with their own handheld system, from what I hear it's pretty great. Gotta say though that playing what is essentially a Sega Gamegear for the modern age at the bar is peak antisocial behavior.
That's just a weird conversation, that's the kind of conversation I expect to hear the hosts of the classic rock station morning show have right in between talking about some dumb shit that happened in a drivethru in Florida and some kid who's internet famous for their birth defect.
She needs the extra towels to tie around herself because she's FUCKING FAT.
What in the goddamn? Both sides are equally stupid but what the fuck?
Do I need to post a link to the suicide prevention network again or do you think you'll be okay?
Tom Honks
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(I aint bitch made)
-alfredo talks about his how has a bidet and he didn't like it and he is terrified of them and doesn't use it but Asian Joe seems enthusiastic of wanting to try it and alfredo still insist it bad (he means too much pressure) more bidet talk (I don't care about it enough to type it out but its nothing really)
-lindsey talks about a time where she almost put a jock strap on her face (she was in the 6th grade) this leads into whether getting hit in the balls hurt more than the clit. Joe mentions a story about how in the (6TH GRADE) some girl hit a boy so hard in the nuts that she ruptured one of his balls and he had to be taken out on a stretcher and he was vomitting and what not ( I dead ass don't believe this for a fucking second). bk is stunned by this and alfredo wonders if you can fix a ruptured testicle. bk says " I thought it would deflate" asian Joe "wtf you think testicles are made out of air like a balloon." they talk about this for a bit more and it just shows how much they don't know about basic anatomy. but Lindsey does look up and find that you can save a ruptured testicle
-woah fucking ad read for muh fucking scam betterhelp.com last I heard about them
-alfredo shills survive block island.and how he gets all the intel on what players are doing in terms of strategy (my opinion its fucking stupid to do this online the reason why survivor worked is cause they didn't have technology and had to fish for catch their food and they couldn't text text the host or others for an advantage) alfredo shills this more even with its really "juicy and people are actually maaaaaad" ( again I have to sperg out at this because. the reason survivor worked so well was because you had to interact with people in person and and behind some fucking screen where once shooting is over you go back to your house and eat a good dinner..... NO in fucking survivor you ate and slept next to the people you knew you were gonna vote out and look them in the eyes at times , I just can't take this shit serious because I know these people are still comfortable at the end of the day meanwhile in survivor when they wen to sleep in that shitty fucking hut hungry cause someone wasn't pulling their weight that was legit af .... sorry sperg done)
-alfredo talks about he talks shit to his dog ( I love you more than mommy does, who my is my ugly little dog) and asian Joe also states that he does this (who gonna go to the shelter tomorrow, who not gonna have a home) bk "that's sooooooo mean" Lindsey "I feel both sides the troll and chaos in me ""your so stupid dog you don't know"" but also ill kill if you insult my dog" Alfredo " you know for fucking reason ill just cause chaos in a multitude of way" bk is essentially shocked pickachu face
-they talk about cats (honestly I don't give a fuck about it) but they bring up how cats teach you boundaries and dogs are just sluts for attention. this goes on for a while and really nothing worth mentioning
-lindsey brings up love languages (acts of love or just caressing your partner Loveling) alfredo is eating or pleasing i.e. he is happy if Jackie is happy and Lindsey says "ahh servitude". alfredo expands on this both him and Jackie have advanced in their careers and when they're ready to have kids ( I don't know Jackie age but Alfredos is 33) alfredo will feed her whatever weird cravings she wants. Lindsey is sharing (somebody sharing a place they went to in the past)
-alfredo and asian Joe talk about the tenderloin( a ghetto district in San Francisco) they mention it smells like piss and shit and bk says "kinda like New York" more of this talked about how be on guard around homeless people in San Francisco and don't look at people in New York on the subway
-nothing worthy talked about you know Florida man and and how you can live on Disney world (they have their own town called celebration)
-lmao Lindsey brings up jack the cuck patillo and how in her words " jack doesn't wants kids which is fine you do you buddy but if jack had kids he would do the Disney lifestyle (matching shirts and what not) but he doesn't need the family and I kinda of respect it in a way"" they joke on jack for a but about renting a family to experience the true Disney style and asian Joe says " he probably doesn't want kids cause he won't be able to go on as many rides" it goes on tangent to nothing
-they talk about vr chat and interviewing people as the character they are in a private server (Lindsay interviewing bk who posing ivy about the wedding between cat woman and batman but she answer as poison ivy)
-it ends on vr bullshit and how they got vr videos for achievement hunter coming out soon or are planned to be filmed soon
-credits roll podcast over.
-alfredo talks about his how has a bidet and he didn't like it and he is terrified of them and doesn't use it but Asian Joe seems enthusiastic of wanting to try it and alfredo still insist it bad (he means too much pressure) more bidet talk (I don't care about it enough to type it out but its nothing really)
-lindsey talks about a time where she almost put a jock strap on her face (she was in the 6th grade) this leads into whether getting hit in the balls hurt more than the clit. Joe mentions a story about how in the (6TH GRADE) some girl hit a boy so hard in the nuts that she ruptured one of his balls and he had to be taken out on a stretcher and he was vomitting and what not ( I dead ass don't believe this for a fucking second). bk is stunned by this and alfredo wonders if you can fix a ruptured testicle. bk says " I thought it would deflate" asian Joe "wtf you think testicles are made out of air like a balloon." they talk about this for a bit more and it just shows how much they don't know about basic anatomy. but Lindsey does look up and find that you can save a ruptured testicle
-woah fucking ad read for muh fucking scam betterhelp.com last I heard about them
-alfredo shills survive block island.and how he gets all the intel on what players are doing in terms of strategy (my opinion its fucking stupid to do this online the reason why survivor worked is cause they didn't have technology and had to fish for catch their food and they couldn't text text the host or others for an advantage) alfredo shills this more even with its really "juicy and people are actually maaaaaad" ( again I have to sperg out at this because. the reason survivor worked so well was because you had to interact with people in person and and behind some fucking screen where once shooting is over you go back to your house and eat a good dinner..... NO in fucking survivor you ate and slept next to the people you knew you were gonna vote out and look them in the eyes at times , I just can't take this shit serious because I know these people are still comfortable at the end of the day meanwhile in survivor when they wen to sleep in that shitty fucking hut hungry cause someone wasn't pulling their weight that was legit af .... sorry sperg done)
-alfredo talks about he talks shit to his dog ( I love you more than mommy does, who my is my ugly little dog) and asian Joe also states that he does this (who gonna go to the shelter tomorrow, who not gonna have a home) bk "that's sooooooo mean" Lindsey "I feel both sides the troll and chaos in me ""your so stupid dog you don't know"" but also ill kill if you insult my dog" Alfredo " you know for fucking reason ill just cause chaos in a multitude of way" bk is essentially shocked pickachu face
-they talk about cats (honestly I don't give a fuck about it) but they bring up how cats teach you boundaries and dogs are just sluts for attention. this goes on for a while and really nothing worth mentioning
-lindsey brings up love languages (acts of love or just caressing your partner Loveling) alfredo is eating or pleasing i.e. he is happy if Jackie is happy and Lindsey says "ahh servitude". alfredo expands on this both him and Jackie have advanced in their careers and when they're ready to have kids ( I don't know Jackie age but Alfredos is 33) alfredo will feed her whatever weird cravings she wants. Lindsey is sharing (somebody sharing a place they went to in the past)
-alfredo and asian Joe talk about the tenderloin( a ghetto district in San Francisco) they mention it smells like piss and shit and bk says "kinda like New York" more of this talked about how be on guard around homeless people in San Francisco and don't look at people in New York on the subway
-nothing worthy talked about you know Florida man and and how you can live on Disney world (they have their own town called celebration)
-lmao Lindsey brings up jack the cuck patillo and how in her words " jack doesn't wants kids which is fine you do you buddy but if jack had kids he would do the Disney lifestyle (matching shirts and what not) but he doesn't need the family and I kinda of respect it in a way"" they joke on jack for a but about renting a family to experience the true Disney style and asian Joe says " he probably doesn't want kids cause he won't be able to go on as many rides" it goes on tangent to nothing
-they talk about vr chat and interviewing people as the character they are in a private server (Lindsay interviewing bk who posing ivy about the wedding between cat woman and batman but she answer as poison ivy)
-it ends on vr bullshit and how they got vr videos for achievement hunter coming out soon or are planned to be filmed soon
-credits roll podcast over.
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How do they manage to talk about nothing for so long? They need to can this podcast or release it less frequently so they actually have something to talk about.
Playing a steam deck at the bar is equivalent to the autistic neckbeards in high school that would take around a Nintendo DS.
I get using three towels for face/body/hair way more than I understand trying to use a different side of the same towel for different body parts. Wtf alfredo
Playing a steam deck at the bar is equivalent to the autistic neckbeards in high school that would take around a Nintendo DS.
I get using three towels for face/body/hair way more than I understand trying to use a different side of the same towel for different body parts. Wtf alfredo
God, it must be agony to try and find a way in an ultra woke company environment to call a co-worker a sexless cuck on the sly. Which is all they are doing here.
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Honestly, part of me wonders how you’d just sit there and talk about you don’t want kids like that.
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I don't know, maybe I'm just weird but when I take a shower I'm clean afterwards. There's never a worry about getting shit on the towel.
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Honestly, it’s stuff like this that makes me wonder why podcasts exploded. Or how there’s such a market for random stuff you do in your life.
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Friendship simulators