Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

Going to just point out that the yellow spots and the little space in between Fatricks half house is a river that divides most of the area. I believe the river was put in after Fatrick used PPP loans to purchase a half house and fund 3 months of meals at Hooligans. The river was put in by the city of Milwaukee to protect the black residents from Fatrick's pepperoni operation

That's no good his blubber makes him unsinkable. He is the closest to humans walking on water like they say Jesus did because he is too fat to sink. Can't even make it a moat with crocodiles or some shit in it they can't open their jaws wide enough to get a grip. He has become so fat the only predator that could pop this zit is an anti tank weapon and you really don't want to go down that path. You ever see them blowing up beached whales? Or the ending to the excellent movie Evolution with David Duchovny and Orlando Jones. If they pop him there will be chunks for days raining down onto the entire state and dear god the smell would render it uninhabitable for years and years to come.

 

[FinnSven]

But apparently he's so terminal an alcoholic that his favorite bar refuses donations for its employees on his say-so. He literally rapes the people who serve him his beer out of money.

And they're okay with that, which makes them and "Hooligan's" cuckolds. They literally subsidize this fat cocksucker.

Is it possible that he has some kind of shares in Hooligans?

I don’t mean in jest, i.e. he drinks and eats so much there that he basically keeps the place open.

Could he have bankrolled them in exchange for a bar stool?

That would explain why he was able to stop the go fund me and stuff.
I know “customer is always right” and all that jazz, but when it comes to actually keeping the business running and open, why listen to a fat fool who is proving himself more hassle than value?

It would also explain why he feels so powerful there and doesn’t appear to drink anywhere else.

I have known a number of similar drunks, who have the advantage of being slightly to quite likable.
While most of them prop up the bar in one “special place”, they frequently can be found enjoying a pint or two in other nearby bars.

Only the most pathetic tend to lurk in a single place, which 100% means they are generally officially barred or have pissed off the regulars in other bars and holes.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

@FBI:

"If you are a woman, POC, trans/queer, please travel in groups at GenCon this year."


ACAB

 

[FinnSven]

@FBI:
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"If you are a woman, POC, trans/queer, please travel in groups at GenCon this year."
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ACAB

“Don’t escalate situations, but be sure to arm yourself with an openly threatening weapon”.

Good advice there.

How often do Nazis target board game events?
Surely most actual neo-Nazis would just laugh derisively, but secretly want to join in as the only reason they became a Nazi was to stop themselves being stuffed in lockers for being nerds.

These Troons have such a persecution complex, logically that is why they have invited Patrick and a pedo to talk about being stalked, abused by strangers and targets of hatred, for no reason!

 

[Meriasek]

Controons are hilariously self-important. There must be a huge group of powerful yet desperate and cowardly white men conspiring to attack and abuse these poor marginalised people, take away their voices and whatnot. Not sure why, but white men cry babies dont really need a real reason to target high vis troon voices, right?
When in reality it's just a few trolls doing their thing specifically because controons overreact every single time and thus produce lulz to be milked. Add in the Fatrick factor and it's all just about getting a laugh out of retards freaking out over nothing.
Don't feed the trolls used to be the fundamental law of the Internet. But they can't do that, can they. It would mean that they're not actually important high vis marginalised voices fighting against the system, but just a bunch of freaks being provoked for a hearty laugh.

 

[Jewish Porn Hoe]

The only danger these people face at cons comes from fellow progtard sex pests or another furry accidentially creating chlorine compounds while trying to remove cumstains from a fursuit.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Talk about mass-psychosis……not to mention avarice and fragility!

It was literally a single string of texts to one self-important subhumanoid that caused this to go from a handful of trolls screwing with Fatprick and creepy Uncle Paul to “employee data breach” and “‘Nazi’ assault on assorted freaks”.

 

[grey area]

Y'all - the catchcry of an insufferable person or group who choose to live in perpetual fear. No other group embellishes threats towards their personal safety as much as these freaks, then they have the gall to give advice that would guarantee an escalation in many situations. They actually think by constantly engaging with their detractors somehow empowers them, where as they only seek their impotent rage and the knowledge they live in their heads rent free. Fuck if it isn't entertaining, though. I laugh so much at this thread it's therapeutic.

Edit - spelling

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I love the vortex of shit Pat sucks everyone up into everywhere he goes. The notorious cyberterrorist known only as Owen A. Forums will surely wreak untold havoc as the week rolls on. I can't wait for GenCon to start.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It was literally a single string of texts to one self-important subhumanoid that caused this to go from a handful of trolls screwing with Fatprick and creepy Uncle Paul to “employee data breach” and “‘Nazi’ assault on assorted freaks”.

As always, low-status whites are falling over themselves to join the victim corps. Being an “ally” must get awfully boring.

 

[Pork Packer]

I love the vortex of shit Pat sucks everyone up into everywhere he goes.

Its like some J-Horror curse where anyone who has the misfortune of interacting with fatrick is doomed to forever be tormented by the results of his tism even if they have no idea who the hell he is or why the hell this is happening.

FROM THE MAKERS OF JU-ON: THE GRUDGE COMES...... STRAP-ON:THE PUDGE

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

The only danger these people face at cons comes from fellow progtard sex pests or another furry accidentially creating chlorine compounds while trying to remove cumstains from a fursuit.

Or a heart attack, probably.

 

[Gangster Talk]

Talk about mass-psychosis……not to mention avarice and fragility!

It was literally a single string of texts to one self-important subhumanoid that caused this to go from a handful of trolls screwing with Fatprick and creepy Uncle Paul to “employee data breach” and “‘Nazi’ assault on assorted freaks”.

They are convinced there MUST be a leet hacker or a con insider to get access to contact information these retards post publicly, and it MUST be about masks and minorities in nerd games because nobody would just send racial epithets and bizarre sexual propositions to strangers because they find it funny. It really reminds me of an older time on the internet when people were more naive and susceptible to trolling. I guess it shouldn't be surprising when people are more tech illiterate and coddled than ever so maybe it's more like an internet version of Demolition Man except instead of Wesley Snipes as a 90s criminal let loose on an incredibly soft future population its a group of old school internet trolls who got cryogenically frozen and let loose on a generation consumed by Twitch and social media.

I mean, for the love of god, these nerds are still trying to earnestly engage with an account named "Patrick S. Toiletson".

 

[Uncle Buck]

They are convinced there MUST be a leet hacker or a con insider to get access to contact information these retards post publicly, and it MUST be about masks and minorities in nerd games because nobody would just send racial epithets and bizarre sexual propositions to strangers because they find it funny. It really reminds me of an older time on the internet when people were more naive and susceptible to trolling. I guess it shouldn't be surprising when people are more tech illiterate and coddled than ever so maybe it's more like an internet version of Demolition Man except instead of Wesley Snipes as a 90s criminal let loose on an incredibly soft future population its a group of old school internet trolls who got cryogenically frozen and let loose on a generation consumed by Twitch and social media.

I mean, for the love of god, these nerds are still trying to earnestly engage with an account named "Patrick S. Toiletson".

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I wasn't aware you could "impersonate" an inanimate object, or that doing so in benign criticism of an obnoxious public figure with a long, demonstrated history of saying highly inflammatory things constituted "cyber-stalking" or some other "felony".

Oh wait - you can't and it doesn't, unless you're entirely detached from reality.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I like these motherfuckers. They are really making us look weak.

They are scary to fuck with

 

[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

“Don’t escalate situations, but be sure to arm yourself with an openly threatening weapon”.

Good advice there.

How often do Nazis target board game events?
Surely most actual neo-Nazis would just laugh derisively, but secretly want to join in as the only reason they became a Nazi was to stop themselves being stuffed in lockers for being nerds.

These Troons have such a persecution complex, logically that is why they have invited Patrick and a pedo to talk about being stalked, abused by strangers and targets of hatred, for no reason!

What, you don't think cosplaying as a tranny Hacksaw Jim Duggan is non threatening?

 

[breadandcircuses]

Fat Rick would be perfect as the resident weirdo in an apartment based sitcom. The new family moves in and the super shows them around.

"And across the hall way is Patrick. Here, watch! HEY, RICK! YOU STILL FAT!?"

*muffled through the door* "No, child! Not by any medical standard! And no one by the name of Rick lives here, stalker. This constitutes as felonious gangstalking and you will got to prison, stalker child!"

"Every. Single. Time."

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Fat Rick would be perfect as the resident weirdo in an apartment based sitcom. The new family moves in and the super shows them around.

"And across the hall way is Patrick. Here, watch! HEY, RICK! YOU STILL FAT!?"

*muffled through the door* "No, child! Not by any medical standard! And no one by the name of Rick lives here, stalker. This constitutes as felonious gangstalking and you will got to prison, stalker child!"

"Every. Single. Time."

Like maybe in one episode, the husband and wife are arguing, and one of them says "you're going to get fat!"
and then you hear Patrick, through like three walls, shout back "No, child, I am not fat. That is a delusional of your stalker-ish little mind. I am actually quite athletic and --"
and on queue, the husband and wife, in unison, go "NOT YOU, PATRICK!"

 

[breadandcircuses]

Patrick is never seen on screen. But always heard.

"His face is so round and red!"

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

still talking to a cyberstalker impersonating my toilet.

see my favorite thing about fatrick, what i find the most lulz, is how he without any sense of irony seriously engages with these obvious joke accounts. the quotes of him being 100% serious in these interactions are the funniest thing to me about this pig.