DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

I think it’s his own inability to stomach modern design. When he passes all the newbies he could stomp, suddenly he complains about tryhards and netcode and auto-combos — Hell, I think he complained about games with long normal combos, saying they’re flashy for audiences but awful competitively. All he wants is a safe space where he can zone out and play his comfort game where he “should” get easy wins and swing his dick around for a few hours.

Things like that, and his overreaction to any setback in a competitive game, help explain why he’d like a game with a 99.3% win rate.

It's not even modern design that destroys him, it's any game designed differently than Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo. If all the planets and satellites in the Solar system aligned and he decided to play Fightcade, if he played something that he's not likely to have played a lot back in the day that has a big community of all skill levels, like the Capcom Jojo game for example, it'd be the same thing. He'd be destroying scrubs with the most basic shit but as soon as he'd face someone who knows how to do a tandem combo he'd be destroyed.

He played VF5 Ultimate Showdown recently and that's a good example of that too. Ultimate Showdown is just a graphics upgrade, it does nothing to VF5 Final Showdown gameplay-wise, not even a single balance change, nothing. Final Showdown came out over a decade ago, so it's already pretty damn old. Same story, the game was F2P if you had PSPlus, Phil was destroying people in his first week of playing because there were a lot of noobs on there who have never played a fighting game before just spamming the punch button, then as soon as he left the Derich ranks and started facing people with functional brains, his winrate took a nosedive from like 90% to 20%. Just knowing how to block low was enough to completely shut his offense down and that's why he ragequit that game.

 

[theveryend]

Phil was destroying people in his first week of playing because there were a lot of noobs on there who have never played a fighting game before just spamming the punch button, then as soon as he left the Derich ranks and started facing people with functional brains, his winrate took a nosedive from like 90% to 20%. Just knowing how to block low was enough to completely shut his offense down and that's why he ragequit that game.

Phil's narcissism really does destroy him, he expects to get good at something with zero effort, he expects to get money with zero effort and when he doesn't get his way it really damages his ego and goes on a tangent. It's why he's so addicted to WWE Champions, because it will constantly validate him regardless of how well he actually plays.

 

[Crab Couch Choochoo]

The baby is upset that daddy Jaxx hasn't been giving him his 80-125 dollars regularly anymore and he has to put up with a lousy 25 dollars a fighting stream from the retard. He also had a meltdown a while ago when Jaxxraxor told dsp he couldn't attend fridays streams always cause he has plans with his irl friends.

IRL Friends, how dare one of his fans/dentheads have actual friends they spend time and money on???

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Computer... ENHANCE!
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[LilypaCastsUpper]

Phil's narcissism really does destroy him, he expects to get good at something with zero effort, he expects to get money with zero effort and when he doesn't get his way it really damages his ego and goes on a tangent. It's why he's so addicted to WWE Champions, because it will constantly validate him regardless of how well he actually plays.

I think it is because he still compares himself to his past peers like pewdiepie. He thinks he deserves to get the same compensation proportional to effort. Like, if pewdiepie makes 10x more than him (for example), DSP should only have to put in 10% the effort. This way, pewdiepie still hasn't "won." So yea, ego-driven and demented mentality.

 

[Save BBJ]

hello all, im new to DSP but i've started to watch him more, i just want to know is there any related thread that i should read about it along side? any help would be much appreciated!

 

[theveryend]

I think it is because he still compares himself to his past peers like pewdiepie. He thinks he deserves to get the same compensation proportional to effort. Like, if pewdiepie makes 10x more than him (for example), DSP should only have to put in 10% the effort. This way, pewdiepie still hasn't "won." So yea, ego-driven and demented mentality.

Reminds me recently how DSP was commenting on some drama where Pewdiepie was mocking someone tapping their fingers a lot but they turned out to be blind and he apologised for it. DSP was mocking Pewdiepie for being irrelevant because nobody talks about him outside of this drama. Thing is, Pewdiepie had 46 million views on his channel last month as opposed to Phils 600k views. Say what you will about Pewdiepie but he has clearly kept up with the "meta" of YouTube at first making those shitty screamer gameplay to blogs to drama style content. Phil hasn't changed since he first got on YouTube still dumping hour long gameplay videos, lagging behind everyone else in screen capture, live reactions and streaming. DSP says he never stooped to that screamer level of content but people watch YouTubers to be entertainment and when you're guy 1,000,000 with a camera playing videogames with nothing to differentiate yourself, you will naturally stagnate. I guess DSP never stooped to the level of shit content on early YouTube but he acts like he stuck it to the man for being lazy as fuck his entire career. Funny thing is if he saved up he probably could of retired by now, but DSP is so terrible with money he's going to have to work until he gets his pension. It's going to be embarrassing watching a man with grey hair talking about how his vacuum cleaner is broken and he needs money to pay his bills.

hello all, im new to DSP but i've started to watch him more, i just want to know is there any related thread that i should read about it along side? any help would be much appreciated!

Snort Burnell on YouTube is the best way to catch up, you can keep up by reading this thread as well but it's more time consuming than simply watching a 10 minute video on 2 times speed everyday.

 

[Lord_Point]

The problem with multiversus is that 4 player FFA timed match isnt even fun to play, why the fuck would anyone want to watch it? Its included because its the casual mode thats designed so even the most casual players can luck out a win, so of course DSP runs to it anytime hes losing in 2v2.

After 4 years people telling him to drop SF2 and he finally listens to pick up a casual smash style game and a 5000 year old offline DING DONG DIE style game? Tell me your scared of getting your shit pushed in by actual competent players without telling me...

 

[Save BBJ]

Snort Burnell on YouTube is the best way to catch up, you can keep up by reading this thread as well but it's more time consuming than simply watching a 10 minute video on 2 times speed everyday.

appreciate the help! i've only seen xmortis and the rabbit hole vids, but dsp seems like an entire circus on his own. i guess i have to catch up, thanks again!

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

All he needs is a rattle.
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[Fren]

Just look at Div2, not only did he hit his goals, but quite a few streams he broke $200 on AND it was a viewers choice game so he was essentially getting double paid and he still quit.

And DoS 1 and 2 are not hard. The physics and fighting mechanics are very easy to abuse and it's super simple to find cheese tactics.
Phils consoomer brain can't handle simple strategie games that even a retarded coomer like derich (massive shout out) would beat.

 

[blahblahblah678]

I doubt the paypigs will truly wake up from their pignosid, but maybe there is hope.

 

[Nixxit]

Its that fear mongering that got Kat to never willingly appear on the Internet again.

Before the infamous Halloween stream where she was supposedly scared off, it was already known she'd f#ck off at some point; DSP simply used that to say the trolls had caused it so he could play the victim.

The only thing you could tangibly link to da trolls regarding Kat is her deleting all her social media stuff, which is...actually probably wise, they'd likely have become inundated with troll messages, perhaps even have linked back to her family, even if in the end it was found nonetheless. Mind you, she still appeared on the internet (supposedly willingly) through Phil's social media, up to the marriage photo'.

After that, we now all know why she doesn't appear anymore; She's ballooned up. Some people had already theorized it from the marriage photo' (Personally I don't really see it, but those people turned out incredibly right) and we've since had confirmation.

I'm not sure who is the most inconvenienced by it and/or put a stop to appearances, though; Kat because of self-consciousness, or Phil because it really undermined his narrative of the perfect life with the swimsuit model wife ?

 

[Bigbadyeet]

appreciate the help! i've only seen xmortis and the rabbit hole vids, but dsp seems like an entire circus on his own. i guess i have to catch up, thanks again!

The WWE Champions thread intro is great, a short read and recently update so you wouldn’t have to read the whole thread to catch up and just join from new. Considering the rabbit hole vids and xMortis haven’t got to the saga it’s worth looking at imo.

 

[DeeTracktor]

She's ballooned up. Some people had already theorized it from the marriage photo' (Personally I don't reallysee it, but those people turned out incredibly right) and we've since had confirmation.

The exercise bike saga seems so long ago but it's obvious with hindsight that Khet and Phil were aware of the ballooning MomWife Saga way back in 2019

https://youtu.be/kkTRaVvcCkc?t=393

 

[Banned in 49 States]

All he needs is a rattle.
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This is why DSP and his tardbase never "wins" because the moment there is a stream with low tips, we get this!
and this will continue until the day he days.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

All he needs is a rattle.
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Phil has definitely matchoored, hasn’t he?

 

[Brother Wind]

He probably couldn't think of a low effort way to monetize it.

Made myself laugh when I imagined him pointing at a $1,000 tip goal telling people he would reveal who has been diddling kids if he gets that money. And it going like the Jasper stream.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

After that, we now all know why she doesn't appear anymore; She's ballooned up. Some people had already theorized it from the marriage photo' (Personally I don't really see it, but those people turned out incredibly right) and we've since had confirmation.

I didn't think much of the Khet is now fhet speculation until the first Feeding with the Pig. I remember he told us what she ordered and it was more food than what he ordered, plus later on he admitted that she ate all his leftovers too. And a pattern emerged with every subsequent Feeding with the Pig, even if he had no leftovers he still talked about what Khet ordered and it was significantly more than what he ordered. And since I highly doubted that Khet had the metabolism of an Amazon war maiden, the only thing I could reasonably conclude is that Khet became a big bitch, and had been for some time. Then it all fell into place, the lack of any sign of life from Khet (even those classic instagram creepshot photos), the abundance of potato-based dishes that she always cooked, the garbage food he bragged about them eating etc.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

Brace yourselves, DAY AFF is approaching. Super Beg segmenet immenant.

Mutiversus is a shit game when you have a much better platform fighter with Smash Bros. Even the Dents told Phil he should play Smash but Phil refused stating that its an old game and he doesn't want to play old games, yet we have Skyrim, GTA, Fallout, FF7 etc etc.... And then there's the real reason because Phil hates Nintendo.

Capcom Fighting Collection - Latest "REMASTER" from Capcom. Phil hates Puzzle Fighter and Dark Stalkers but there's only one version of Street Fighter so he ends up playing Dark Stalkers as its a Dark Stalkers collection. Is now shitting on it because there are way way better players that he's up against.

King Of Fighters XV - Quit because he set his connectiong to only connect to the best connection. Couldn't find players anymore because of it. Even though more then likely his connection is to blame. Wage Quit due to "LOW SUPPORT" and repeatedly getting bodied. Blamed lag, dropped inputs, etc etc.

MK 11 - Quit becuase of better players, blamed lag, dropped inputs etc etc. Plus support was low.

Street Fighter 5 - Quit because he couldn't understand the game and it didn't play like Turbo. Yes the game mechanics are different but its still Street Fighter at its core. Blamed no single player content because he would repeatedly get bodied during online play. Blamed lag, dropped inputs etc etc. It took awhile for the bugs to be fixed but it is the biggest straight up fighter of all time according to rankings, Smash Bros is bigger but its more of a Platform Fighter then a straight up fighter.

30 Anniversary Collection - Probably the best remaster of the Street Fighter Franchise. At first Phil was thrilled with it, then the pro's got involved and the salt started. As soon as CFC was annoucned Phil began to shit on 30th and Digital Eclipse even though CFC is based off the same desgin that Digital Eclipse used and Campcom just bought the rights.

Fightcade - Accuses everyone on Fightcade of cheating. Claims his PC isn't powerful enough to run it even though it runs on a potato. In reality, too confusing for him to setup, he won't be able to run from opponents as its a chat based system ( think of old IRC chat ). He has to pay a monthly subscription to Patreon to get private lobby support and to be able to turn off spectator mode. In reality he won't play it because of all the Pro's and because its too confusing for him to setup.

There are much better fighters for him to play, he just won't. Again he could play with members of his shit channel but if any of them beat him the massive ammount of Slat that would spew forth would be impressive.