Inactive Deeker - The Diaperman Devoted to Diaperboys

[Elbow Greased Strength]

So that means deeker is alive as well… I thought this guy is dead?? I need more updates in the coming days as well and thank you the info btw

Oh what a fucking relief...I thought Deeker was posting content again. Glad to see somebody else knows who this guy actually is.

He's still active on Reddit from time to time as /u/undiesboy but it's nothing interesting or new. Dan's in his 50's now so he's old but not by any means close to death.

Also - for anyone who is interested Pamperchu himself uploaded the server dump of Deeker.com to the Internet Archive when it went down. You can grab a copy if you want to rummage around but there really isn't anything interesting other than a few photos of Dan.

 

[Old English Roast Beef]

If you're interested in Deeker personally rather than his content, he is fairly forthcoming about himself when asked in in the "Ask Deeker" segments, besides the articles directly about himself. Most of what he says there seems to be true, like how he used to work at an office supply store (which he didn't like very much). The Guestbook is also interesting for people giving out their real names, e-mail address and sometimes mailing addresses. I wouldn't be surprised if there was another ABDL lolcow in there somewhere but you'd have to go through the whole thing.

Thanks for pointing me to Pamperchu's dump on the Internet Archive. It has the History page I was not able to get through the Wayback Machine, which elaborates on the start of the site a little more, including reference to the "friend" (I guess Jim Balcom) hosting his site for him:

Spoiler: History

Deeker's Diaper Page​

History​

Revised April 21, 2001

Deeker's Diaper Page officially debuted on May 4, 1996. This was back when the Internet was just starting to become a household name and web sites devoted to diaper fetishism were not nearly so common as they are now. The Usenet newsgroup alt.sex.fetish.diapers was the main source for stories, information and other discussions on diapers. The group has since degenerated to a virual wasteland of spam messages. If you have never been there, you're not missing a thing, trust me. When ASFD was a worthwhile resource for diaper stories I posted my own stories there. I also made many of my first contacts with other diaper lovers there, many of them responding to my stories. One of the problems with ASFD (aside from being ruined by spammers) was that my stories were not available in their entirety, given their length.

To address this problem, I created a web site using the 5 megabytes of space available to me on my ISP at the time, so that people could read all of my stories. The site was very simple in its stucture and the HMTL code was quite rudimentary, using the smattering of HTML that I had recently learned at the time. It was mostly basic black text on a white background with just a handful of small graphics. Everything on the site could be accessed within a single click of the mouse as everything that I had was listed on the site's front page. I had only written three stories at the time: Diaper Desires, The Blue Package, and Brian the Bedwetter, the latter two of which were concurrently works in progress. All of the HTML code was written manually. While I could implement enhancements on this page with advancements in web design such as JavaScript, frames and the like, I still write my own HTML code and I keep things simple. No doubt, the presentation of a web page's design is important, but I place the greatest emphasis on the content itself. Put another way, how good the meal tastes is more important than what the plate on which it is served looks like.

The original purpose I had in mind for my page was quite modest, just to have a means with which to store and distribute my stories to the masses. The idea of posting other people's stories never entered into my mind, but someone asked me to post his story, Tim and Todd, on my site along with my stories, thus making his the first Contributed story that I posted. Several others followed and had their stories added to my site. This section has grown to become quite a repository for diaper stories.

Little did I anticipate the success that was soon to come my way. The emails I was getting from people helped to encourage me and motivate me to continue writing my own stories. More stories from other authors continued to come in. Before long, the five megabytes that at one time seemed plentiful enough for my site was quickly becoming inadequate. The use of additional server space was going to cost me more than I could afford (I was a lowly retail clerk at the time making just enough to get by). A temporary workaround solution to this limitation was to post all the stories as .zip files. This, of course, proved to be awkward and difficult for unseasoned computer users who had no idea what to do with the files, and admittedly, it must have been a pain to have to unzip each file before reading it. Deeker's Diaper Page had outgrown its britches, or rather, its diapers, so to speak.

I had to look to other options. While I had my doubts (which were later determined to be justified), I opted to go with Geocities in November of 1998 (back in its pre-Yahoo days) in spite of my concerns regarding Geocities' overly rigid Terms of Service (TOS) on web page content. For just a few dollars per month I had 25 megabytes at my disposal. This was less than what my ISP would have charged me for more space. By this time I had a guestbook, and the stories could once again be viewed directly from the site. Things went well for awhile, even with Yahoo's acquisition of Geocities and being forced to display the Geocities watermark on my page, having to display banner ads and pop-up ads and the like.

By then my site was again about to outgrow its capacity, fast approaching the 25-megabyte limit. I was considering ordering more space for my site at that time. I was also offered the option to move my site to another server. While I didn't take this person up on his offer right away, his timing couldn't have been better. On August 29, 1999, a Sunday morning, I signed online as usual, only to discover to my horror that my web site was no longer there! It had completely vanished. Several emails from regular readers of my site further indicated that it wasn't just a problem getting to my site from my end. I received no emails indicating that perhaps I had, in the eyes of Geoshitties, violated their TOS (to which I would have told them to blow me anyway). Before getting nasty, however, I wrote a politely-worded email to the staff to ask them what happened to my web site, thinking that maybe someone with a pulse will actually read it and-- let's not push our luck here-- get a real response. As I had halfway expected, all I got back was a canned auto-reply which included such wonderfully thoughtful suggestions such as checking to see if I had mistyped the URL and other common sense bullshit such as this.

I decided, hell with it, it's not worth fighting against the heavy-handed TOS imposed on me by the corporate conglomerate that had become of Geocities as a part of Yahoo's then latest effort to buy up the entire Internet. Besides, I already had another option available to me.

I went back to the guy who offered to let me put my page on his server, and within a day I had Deeker's Diaper Page up and running once again. I sent out 127 individual emails (I detest getting emails from a mass distribution list and it would have been hypocritical for me to have done the same) to the people who had written to me within the previous six months to let them know where my page was. I also contacted several webmasters to inform them of the change. There were a few bugs which needed to be worked out, a few broken links that had to either be fixed or removed, but soon everything was back to the way it was before.

The site has since grown considerably since it went online in its current location at the end of August 1999. In addition to several new stories submitted by many fine and creative authors, the site has also expanded to include several extensive surveys, sighting reports, plus ways to make submitting stories easier. I am always thinking of new ways to make this site more fun for me and for the people who visit it.

While I have worked hard to build this site to what it is today and have put forth a lot of effort to maintain it (and continue to do so by spending time on the weekends to update it), and while I am proud of what I have accomplished, both in terms of this website and the following of many loyal fans and in the many friends I mave made through it, it would be remiss for me to take the credit alone and to not acknowledge those of you who helped to make it possible. Thanks to everyone who has shown their support through email messages, stories and other contributions. You are the ones who truly deserve the recognition for helping to make this site what it is today. It wouldn't have happened without you.

So what does the future hold for Deeker's Diaper Page? Only time will tell. I will continue to write stories and I expect contributing authors to keep sending me their fine submissions. New ideas may come along, and as they do they will be implemented on this site. I hope for the day when I can run this entire site off of my own server, at which time I will have complete control over every aspect of its operation. Even if this never comes to be, I will make sure this site always has its presence among the AB/DL community and will continue to serve the needs and wants of the people who visit it.

 

[Uhual Hamsandwish]

It's kind of refreshing to see an old-school pervert with a horrible fetish that doesn't troon out. YET.

 

[Old English Roast Beef]

It's kind of refreshing to see an old-school pervert with a horrible fetish that doesn't troon out. YET.

You needn't worry about that. Deeker has strong opinions on this subject:

Spoiler

It’s no secret that I only like stories and other materials about boys in diapers. A big red-inked stamp that says “DUH!" the size of Texas spanning from El Paso to Orange couldn’t underscore the starkness of the aforementioned statement. It’s the very foundation of this web site, after all, and is therefore also the foundation of a philosophical movement I refer to as Deekerianism (an article detailing Deekerianism is in the works as I write this).

Whenever I do come across a story about a girl in(ahem) diaper, especially if it is well written, I'm mostly just very extremely disappointed, wishing that the story were about a boy wearing diapers instead. The girl is a girl by nature and that's that. She was born with a vagina instead of a penis. It sucks that the author either chose to use a girl subject or that the person whose experiences are detailed in the piece is a girl, but that’s how it is and I just have to write it off as something that will never be recognized within the realm of Deekerianism.
However, when a story is about a boy who is diapered, I expect him to be treated like a boy. The artificial ascription of girlish characteristics to a diapered boy blatantly violates my expectations and brazenly defies my reasoning. Without the dresses and the pink plastic pants [or (cringe) panties], the story would have been just fine.

When a boy in a story is made to look and/or act like a girl primarily because he is wearing diapers, this upsets me to no end because everything was just right up to that point. The boy was having accidents or being the typical brat that a lot of boys are, and he was deservingly put into diapers. His sisters are in charge of diapering him up super thickly and keeping him pantsless indefinitely, so that’s even better. So far, great, everything's cool at this point. This story is earning some serious Deeker points.

Then, when they bring out the dresses and the pink frilly crap, it's as if someone took the world's most beautiful painting and took a wet, messy dump right smack dab in the middle of it and then spread it all over the canvas. They took something that was just right, just perfect and unadulterated, and then totally ruined it beyond repair. The Deeker points are instantly revoked. It’s like going from 60 to 0 in one planck time unit.

Any mention whatsoever of sissyism in a story or other written piece will immediately bring my enthusiasm towards such a story at that point to a sudden, crashing and irreversible halt. The entire story is completely and irredeemably destroyed and there is no way to recover from or reconcile the damage at all. I stop reading at once, I close the file (if such a file was created in the midst of foolish and short- sighted optimism that the story would turn out to be a keeper) and immediately delete its source and all other traces that such a story once occupied bytes on my hard drive and/or in my email inbox without ever looking back. I then stew and simmer in overwhelming disappointment and disgust for several minutes, and then once I have regained some feeling of ambition again I move on to something else. Usually I have to take a break when this happens because of how much it sours me.

In my mind (unbalanced as it might be to some people), I see absolutely nothing whatsoever between diapers and dresses, nothing, period! Absolute zero, not even ten to the minus infinityth power! Some people seem to think that a boy wearing diapers also needs to wear a dress, but this completely and most flagrantly violates in the most obscene way there is, my long-held and firmly-set Deekerian-based notion that diapers are a boys' thing. It's the ultimate antithesis to a diaper story if you ask me. It's a screaming sacrilege against boyhood, an incredible abomination. It desecrates the very most fundamental of Deekerian principles that being a boy who likes to wear diapers stands for.

 

[Fireskull]

Oh what a fucking relief...I thought Deeker was posting content again. Glad to see somebody else knows who this guy actually is.

He's still active on Reddit from time to time as /u/undiesboy but it's nothing interesting or new. Dan's in his 50's now so he's old but not by any means close to death.

Also - for anyone who is interested Pamperchu himself uploaded the server dump of Deeker.com to the Internet Archive when it went down. You can grab a copy if you want to rummage around but there really isn't anything interesting other than a few photos of Dan.

Thank you for the likes as well bro I heard that deeker himself has a account on Reddit can you check it out if it not there use a wayback machine in case if it not there

You needn't worry about that. Deeker has strong opinions on this subject:

Spoiler

It’s no secret that I only like stories and other materials about boys in diapers. A big red-inked stamp that says “DUH!" the size of Texas spanning from El Paso to Orange couldn’t underscore the starkness of the aforementioned statement. It’s the very foundation of this web site, after all, and is therefore also the foundation of a philosophical movement I refer to as Deekerianism (an article detailing Deekerianism is in the works as I write this).

Whenever I do come across a story about a girl in(ahem) diaper, especially if it is well written, I'm mostly just very extremely disappointed, wishing that the story were about a boy wearing diapers instead. The girl is a girl by nature and that's that. She was born with a vagina instead of a penis. It sucks that the author either chose to use a girl subject or that the person whose experiences are detailed in the piece is a girl, but that’s how it is and I just have to write it off as something that will never be recognized within the realm of Deekerianism.
However, when a story is about a boy who is diapered, I expect him to be treated like a boy. The artificial ascription of girlish characteristics to a diapered boy blatantly violates my expectations and brazenly defies my reasoning. Without the dresses and the pink plastic pants [or (cringe) panties], the story would have been just fine.

When a boy in a story is made to look and/or act like a girl primarily because he is wearing diapers, this upsets me to no end because everything was just right up to that point. The boy was having accidents or being the typical brat that a lot of boys are, and he was deservingly put into diapers. His sisters are in charge of diapering him up super thickly and keeping him pantsless indefinitely, so that’s even better. So far, great, everything's cool at this point. This story is earning some serious Deeker points.

Then, when they bring out the dresses and the pink frilly crap, it's as if someone took the world's most beautiful painting and took a wet, messy dump right smack dab in the middle of it and then spread it all over the canvas. They took something that was just right, just perfect and unadulterated, and then totally ruined it beyond repair. The Deeker points are instantly revoked. It’s like going from 60 to 0 in one planck time unit.

Any mention whatsoever of sissyism in a story or other written piece will immediately bring my enthusiasm towards such a story at that point to a sudden, crashing and irreversible halt. The entire story is completely and irredeemably destroyed and there is no way to recover from or reconcile the damage at all. I stop reading at once, I close the file (if such a file was created in the midst of foolish and short- sighted optimism that the story would turn out to be a keeper) and immediately delete its source and all other traces that such a story once occupied bytes on my hard drive and/or in my email inbox without ever looking back. I then stew and simmer in overwhelming disappointment and disgust for several minutes, and then once I have regained some feeling of ambition again I move on to something else. Usually I have to take a break when this happens because of how much it sours me.

In my mind (unbalanced as it might be to some people), I see absolutely nothing whatsoever between diapers and dresses, nothing, period! Absolute zero, not even ten to the minus infinityth power! Some people seem to think that a boy wearing diapers also needs to wear a dress, but this completely and most flagrantly violates in the most obscene way there is, my long-held and firmly-set Deekerian-based notion that diapers are a boys' thing. It's the ultimate antithesis to a diaper story if you ask me. It's a screaming sacrilege against boyhood, an incredible abomination. It desecrates the very most fundamental of Deekerian principles that being a boy who likes to wear diapers stands for.

Everyone make sure do use Wayback Machine just in case if deeker account is not there in reddit just use wayback instead just in case don’t forget to dig deeper for endless rabbit hole itself stay safe everyone and Godspeed you bastards

 

[Hecate]

Everyone make sure do use Wayback Machine just in case if deeker account is not there in reddit just use wayback instead just in case don’t forget to dig deeper for endless rabbit hole itself stay safe everyone and Godspeed you bastards

Are you retarded?

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

Thank you for the likes as well bro I heard that deeker himself has a account on Reddit can you check it out if it not there use a wayback machine in case if it not there

He does, I mentioned it in that post but left the link below.

https://www.reddit.com/user/undiesboy/

The thing that makes me wonder is he mentions this isn't his main Reddit account so there must be another where he posts a lot more. I have no leads whatsoever on that one.

You needn't worry about that. Deeker has strong opinions on this subject:

Spoiler

It’s no secret that I only like stories and other materials about boys in diapers. A big red-inked stamp that says “DUH!" the size of Texas spanning from El Paso to Orange couldn’t underscore the starkness of the aforementioned statement. It’s the very foundation of this web site, after all, and is therefore also the foundation of a philosophical movement I refer to as Deekerianism (an article detailing Deekerianism is in the works as I write this).

Whenever I do come across a story about a girl in(ahem) diaper, especially if it is well written, I'm mostly just very extremely disappointed, wishing that the story were about a boy wearing diapers instead. The girl is a girl by nature and that's that. She was born with a vagina instead of a penis. It sucks that the author either chose to use a girl subject or that the person whose experiences are detailed in the piece is a girl, but that’s how it is and I just have to write it off as something that will never be recognized within the realm of Deekerianism.
However, when a story is about a boy who is diapered, I expect him to be treated like a boy. The artificial ascription of girlish characteristics to a diapered boy blatantly violates my expectations and brazenly defies my reasoning. Without the dresses and the pink plastic pants [or (cringe) panties], the story would have been just fine.

When a boy in a story is made to look and/or act like a girl primarily because he is wearing diapers, this upsets me to no end because everything was just right up to that point. The boy was having accidents or being the typical brat that a lot of boys are, and he was deservingly put into diapers. His sisters are in charge of diapering him up super thickly and keeping him pantsless indefinitely, so that’s even better. So far, great, everything's cool at this point. This story is earning some serious Deeker points.

Then, when they bring out the dresses and the pink frilly crap, it's as if someone took the world's most beautiful painting and took a wet, messy dump right smack dab in the middle of it and then spread it all over the canvas. They took something that was just right, just perfect and unadulterated, and then totally ruined it beyond repair. The Deeker points are instantly revoked. It’s like going from 60 to 0 in one planck time unit.

Any mention whatsoever of sissyism in a story or other written piece will immediately bring my enthusiasm towards such a story at that point to a sudden, crashing and irreversible halt. The entire story is completely and irredeemably destroyed and there is no way to recover from or reconcile the damage at all. I stop reading at once, I close the file (if such a file was created in the midst of foolish and short- sighted optimism that the story would turn out to be a keeper) and immediately delete its source and all other traces that such a story once occupied bytes on my hard drive and/or in my email inbox without ever looking back. I then stew and simmer in overwhelming disappointment and disgust for several minutes, and then once I have regained some feeling of ambition again I move on to something else. Usually I have to take a break when this happens because of how much it sours me.

In my mind (unbalanced as it might be to some people), I see absolutely nothing whatsoever between diapers and dresses, nothing, period! Absolute zero, not even ten to the minus infinityth power! Some people seem to think that a boy wearing diapers also needs to wear a dress, but this completely and most flagrantly violates in the most obscene way there is, my long-held and firmly-set Deekerian-based notion that diapers are a boys' thing. It's the ultimate antithesis to a diaper story if you ask me. It's a screaming sacrilege against boyhood, an incredible abomination. It desecrates the very most fundamental of Deekerian principles that being a boy who likes to wear diapers stands for.

This is what gets me the most about Deeker...the level of his writing is so far above what you would expect for a diaper boy fetish site. That was honestly a well-written explanation of the subject matter, if he'd been writing about something considerably more normal he could have had a pretty popular website or blog.

I mean FFS his longest story exceeds the Bible in word count and page length. And it is one of many, many such stories.

 

[Old English Roast Beef]

I autistically analyzed /u/undiesboy but found nothing particularly unusual by Deeker's standards, nor any leads on his main account.

A useful way to glean info from Reddit accounts is to look them up through RedditMetis (archive).

Spoiler: Screenshot

His habit on this account seems to be almost exclusively to respond to relevant /r/AskReddit posts to explain his fetish and difficulty toilet training. In recent years it has been only a few posts per year. He seems to browse at more or less reasonable hours in the afternoon and evening, fairly evenly distributed throughout the week but more on the weekend. It's also interesting that this account started the year after he shut down the site.

Content-wise, it turns out that Deeker knew a seventh-grade boy who also wore layered underwear as diapers, evidently a lolcow in his own right. I'm going to file this one under "truth is stranger than fiction" since he is no reason to make it up when he is otherwise quite open about his habits on here.


Presented without comment:


Deeker also claims proudly never to have masturbated in the nude—only through his underwear.

Many of his posts use the same structure and phrasing when telling a particular story, such as the PE kid or about the first time he masturbated, but the text isn't identical. That suggests to me he's just retold them so often that he has the stories memorized.

 

[Ibeadeeker4realz]

I know they say you don't interact with the lolcows, but I couldn't help myself. I contacted him on Reddit and he actually responded. I can confirm he's still making music parody and yes, he still making the drawings. He was going to show me a few but I think I scared them off talking too much. I should've kept my mouth shut. I was just too damn curious funny enough he actually knows about pamperchu now and he thinks he's a sick fuck than himself Unfortunately I don't have the email to that account anymore and I lost the recording because it was connected to my old phone he's still doing the same thing I one of his sisters on Facebook I'll post some shit on here later about it. If y'all are interested, I also put him on doxbin it's pretty ass to be honest I could get way more information on there but I'm lazy you can easily find his sister's information. Yeah this post is kind of pointless but I just wanted y'all to know he still doing the same shit he's always been doing.

 

[Trombonista]

I know they say you don't interact with the lolcows, but I couldn't help myself. I contacted him on Reddit and he actually responded. I can confirm he's still making music parody and yes, he still making the drawings. He was going to show me a few but I think I scared them off talking too much. I should've kept my mouth shut. I was just too damn curious funny enough he actually knows about pamperchu now and he thinks he's a sick fuck than himself Unfortunately I don't have the email to that account anymore and I lost the recording because it was connected to my old phone he's still doing the same thing I one of his sisters on Facebook I'll post some shit on here later about it. If y'all are interested, I also put him on doxbin it's pretty ass to be honest I could get way more information on there but I'm lazy you can easily find his sister's information. Yeah this post is kind of pointless but I just wanted y'all to know he still doing the same shit he's always been doing.
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Do you have any proof of this?

 

[Ibeadeeker4realz]

Unfortunately, no but I swear to God I did I'm not lying bro I was so fucking surprised when he text me back and we were talking for a good while but I think I went too heavy on the questioning, and he got spooked off quickly He told me about the website and how he found out about the encyclopedia dramatic and it was bringing a lot of trolls to the site and what not. I also asked him how he got his fetish anyone on this long ass rants about how his sisters used to tease him. He wanted extremely long detailed paragraphs, and they were extremely good worded. It was fucking creepy. I could add more information on the doxben if you want me to. My dumb ass deleted the email because it was connected to a cringey ass YouTube channel I ran at the time to be honest it was nothing that interesting about the interview him going off about is weird ass fetish I just wanted to tell y'all that he still doing the same shit sorry for the shitty grammar and what not I'm just using my mic because I'm not fucking typing all this

I remember starting out the conversation like yo I just want to ask you a few questions. I've been obsessed with you a long time or something like that. And he was questioning how I knew how it was him and how I knew about his old site and he told me he knew about the archive of the site and what not honestly, it's really hard to remember the things he said because they were long ass paragraphs, and I'm a stoner a Smoke fucking weed all the time I can't remember a damn thing half the time. He seemed intrigued that I was interested. I think he took pleasure from talking to me about it. It was fucking weird.

you can choose not to believe me if you don't want to but honestly I have no reason to lie and I think about this dude all the fucking time him and pamperchu get to me the sick fuck needs to die

you want proof assholes I got it for you motherfuckers let's go let's goooooo let's goooo i'm fucking dancing in my room right now let's go let's go gang shit gang shit let's go hell yeah hell yeah who's that nigga I'm dat Nigga

Spoiler

The file sizes too big for the video to be uploaded. It's two minutes long but I'll just post photos. I could probably split the video in two and maybe that'll work but I'm too lazy right now it's fucking 1 am

Luckily, I found the interview I sent it to my brother and I found it in the messages. Love him and God bless him. I was about to completely give up then I remembered, and I realize I wasted like 30 fucking minutes of my life. I just have to wait for all these files download fucking boring I was fucking break dancing in my room when I found it I was happy as hell. perhaps I should get new hobbies.

Spoiler

I think I missed two photos because they didn't download properly but just let me know if I did. I'll post them tomorrow. I'm too fucking lazy. I got a look through it. It's 1 AM. I'm fucking tired. I'm going to bed. I spend way too much time on this creep

Do you have any proof of this?

yes, take a look read a book

 

[Null]

the above post is a merge of 6 posts that the person made while desperately trying to figure out how to use an internet forum.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I knew Deeker was Undiesboy but I never figured he was still using that account...thought it was dead for a couple of years. Interesting find.

 

[Ibeadeeker4realz]

Thanks mate I have more I left out a lot I was really tired it was like 1 AM in the morning . Sorry if there's any duplicates, this guy fucking loves paragraphs.


Bro, probably got more cp than Jared from subway ever had. Dear lord

Spoiler: Incredibly NSFW

 

[ipodvideodiary2007]

didn't know deeker was chill like that

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

If anyone wants to follow this dude he is a pretty prolific member on Quora under the name TeeDubLuvr where he is the moderator of several ABDL groups, answers questions about potty training in the typical manner, and still obsesses over 70s style tighty whities as his aging mother fades away in his dubious care. TeeDubLuvr is in reference to his fetish for teen boys in diapers btw. He has 2000 answers and 783 followers in his 6 years of being on Quora.

https://www.quora.com/profile/TeeDubLuvr/

https://archive.is/n6xsR

oh and he is definitely cackling with Kamala!

Do you feel stupider after listening to Trump?
I don't actively listen to Trump, but the simple fact that he has been in the news daily for the last 10+ years makes escaping from hearing his grating voice and the extremely asinine rhetoric that accompanies his voice impossible. He just won't go away despite my hopes that he would finally fade away from the media spotlight once the Biden presidency was established and underway.
Because of his obnoxious and unabating, continuous presence in the media, I can't help but sense my IQ dropping by 10% for each word that the Annoying Orange speaks, asympotically reducing my intelligence to a level that approaches that of a garden slug.