Everyone should watch the Mr. Snowflake documentaries on Chantal.
The latest episode showed basically how Chantal has been grasping at straws to make her channel relevant for the last five years.
-Makeup tutorials (failed miserably , no one cared)
-Mukbangs (i.e. Watching a morbidly obese woman binge on fast food and tell gross sex and diarrhea stories from her teenage past. Sign me up!)
-"I realize I am fat and unhealthy, and need to lose a shit ton of weight. So watch me be vegan and walk. (No one cares and views drop).
- Tried to do movies reviews/telling storytimes about her dreams!? (No wonder I don't remember this era).
- "Mukbangs are where the money is at! And who gives a fuck because I just want to eat anyway!"
And like 2 and half years later we are at:
- Pull a Sagy and "date" Tinder hookups (that also failed miserably).
- "Rage about Nader and DD's pussy every single day to bring in the income." (She seems to have settled on this as her channel content).
Seriously. How much longer can she fall back to the Nader/DD rage as her last resort as content?
Please go back to just being a shut-in fat fuck eating yourself to death. I miss the good old days.
One of the reasons all of her rebrands and tries to make herself relevant fail is she is so oblivious to normal adult life.
*Makeup Tutorials - she is so heavily filtered, no one is going to know what her makeup actually looks like. Her technique is shit. Even if her technique wasn't shit, she's not up on current trends or products. She couldn't even do a decent review, because like her food reviews her intellect is so stunted she'd sound like Kai "I'm so obsessed", "It's so sparkly", "It's so pretty", with no information about what those who use makeup actually give a damn. And while there are products that you put on with your fingers, you are supposed to wash your damn beauty blender and brushes more than once a decade.
*Muckbangs - if she had just stuck with this she might have been okay. However, she kept trying to go on a "health journey", so those who turned in to watch her eat tuned out. Then when she'd go back to muckbangs, those who had tuned in for the health journey tuned out and she was kind of starting over.
*Movies/Dreams - like her descriptions of food and makeup, she sucks at describing these things. She is stunted and her brain skips around like a frog being chased by a toddler. It's everywhere and we're lucky if she ever finishes a sentence that isn't glorifying herself or bullying someone else while making herself look better. And her tastes are that of a teenage boy, not an adult woman, so I don't know anyone in my real life would care for anything she would watch.
*Fashion - she dresses like a 70+ year old woman most of the time. She thinks she's all hot and sexy but it's hard to make a sphere sexy. Add that to her delusional makeup application that is only half-assed done using her heavily filter phone image as a mirror and she ends up looking at least 20 years older than she really is. If that wasn't bad enough, her attitude is going to turn anyone off from watching her. Those who watch channels on fashion and makeup want nice people.
The problem with Chantal's channel has been and always will be - Chantal. Her attitude and inability to take any criticism. When she was doing recorded videos, she could cut out the less palatable parts of her, but since the live stream era started, we've seen how horrendous she is. I truly believe those still watching or following are doing so just to see how bad the eventual crash is. Just her voice now sets my nerves on edge and I used to find her entertaining kind of like the documentaries on criminals where you try to figure out what makes them tick.
Is this bitch really claiming her aunt brought in fresh fruit for her from Jamaica…
Yes, she does.
And regarding the back and forth. You CAN, but they have to be packaged. You can't just get an apple and bring it in. And you have to fill out forms, and have documentation, and have it filled out ahead of time. I doubt Aunt Phillis did any of that. If she brought stuff back, it was most likely prepackaged stuff from the store, not fresh fruit as that would be a pain in the ass from reading the site.
But remember one thing - if Chantal is breathing and her lips are moving - Chantal is lying.
