Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[AirdropShitposts]

That would never, ever actually happen. Voting takes paperwork and interacting with other people, and maybe even DRIVING TO YOUR LOCAL POLLING PLACE. I don't know how many spoons that takes, but it's got to be at least like eight bajillion.

While this is true, Colorado votes by mail.

And since I thought of it, here's Kevin's voter registration even though it contains no new information:

 

[Super Shiro]

While this is true, Colorado votes by mail.

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

Kathryn MAY Gibes? No, no. "Kathryn" WILL (ask for) Gibes.

 

[ThatOneAsshole]

Hey, welcome to Kiwi Farms! Quit shitting up the thread by triple posting and lurk more, faggot. And this is above the box for a reason.
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Twitter users with flags in their name seeing a forum of random people laugh at them for being absolute lunatics:
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I really think that the "their goal is to make us eat each other" part is ironic. I've seen troons do more damage to other troons than anything Kiwi Farms or any other "transphobe" could ever hope to do in their life, they don't need any outside interference for that shit. LGBT people on Twitter are just the most self destructive and spiteful group on the platform. He's trying desperately to assign a deeper, sinister meaning into what's essentially just a forum acting as a modern-day circus freak show.

"Step right on up, boys and girls! The circus has quite the treat in store today, yes indeed: THE AMAZING AMHOLE™! He stinks, he shreiks, and by golly does he laze about like nothing you've ever seen before!"

Sorry! I'm just excited to find this site. I had heard of it a million times but never came here. There's tons of awesome articles, crazy stories, and it's just plain fun. You have my word I'll lurk more and stop being a faggot!

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

I'd agree. Buttsex at least has pleasure zones for men. Not gonna like, I've let a lady or two knock my prostate around with their fingers. But a ripped up, mutilated insideout shlong seems horrid and unlikely to be smashed without some type of pain. But they'd never admit that either

Interesting post/username synergy.

EDIT: And don't sweat it too much: people calling you a faggot here means we respect you enough to give you honest feedback rather than shield you from the harsh realities of life through Internet hugboxes. Just take the lessons to heart and adapt accordingly.

 

[ThatOneAsshole]

Interesting post/username synergy.

EDIT: And don't sweat it too much: people calling you a faggot here means we respect you enough to give you honest feedback rather than shield you from the harsh realities of life through Internet hugboxes. Just take the lessons to heart and adapt accordingly.

I've gathered, lol! I just wanted to have fun with it

 

[A Grey Cat]

I picked one helluva time to return to the Kevin gibes thread.

Explains why they are so fat.

So that's what happened to the tranch outdoor troons, Kevin ate them all.

 

[Faglock Holmes]

So that's what happened to the tranch outdoor troons, Kevin ate them all

Hey, since they admit to eating the deceased animals (Seemingly even when they don’t know how they died… Smart) on the Tranch, it’s a reasonable enough assumption to make.

Monday is sheep burgers, Tuesday is alpaca steak, and Wednesday is…?

FTM Fillet? Troon tongue, served with a wine estrogen reduction? Roasted stuffed amhole? Yeah, that’s enough of that.

 

[FinnSven]

Hey, since they admit to eating the deceased animals (Seemingly even when they don’t know how they died… Smart) on the Tranch, it’s a reasonable enough assumption to make.

Monday is sheep burgers, Tuesday is alpaca steak, and Wednesday is…?

FTM Fillet? Troon tongue, served with a wine estrogen reduction? Roasted stuffed amhole? Yeah, that’s enough of that.

On a dark related note I enjoy referring to Thai food as “food for ladyboys, made by ladyboys, from ladyboys.”
I also imply that tofu is actually ladyboy meat, being the result of too much estrogen and soy in the their diet.
(I know that it is a total myth the soy=feminization due to plant estrogens, but it’s offensively funny to me)

Perhaps as a way out of bankruptcy, the Tranch could package and sell its victims as cruelty free Tenacious Unicorn “meat”?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Monday is sheep burgers, Tuesday is alpaca steak, and Wednesday is…?

Deep fried ALPACA SHIT so Jen can finally have his fill.

 

[stupid frog]

I guess what we're seeing here is he doesn't really lockdown. What he does is private to stop the notifications coming in, deletes all the stupid opinons, posts some whinging about "my spoons" and then goes public.

It's not your typical lockdown, it's more about breaking the accountability chain. It's the online equivalent of someone saying something really stupid and then going "actually I don't want to talk about this more" when they realise they're losing the argument. With the added bonus of making himself the victim.

He's not admitted he was wrong ("maybe I was wrong") but Kev-Kev has effectively established that he doesn't want to be criticised for what he said and also that if you continue to press with "you might not want to talk about it any more, but tough shit I still want to correct that misinformation you spread and for you to take accountability" you are now harassing a mentally ill vulnerable trans woman who's in crisis and - gasp - might be pushing her towards suicide. Once done the shitty opinion he had stops spreading so more people don't learn about it.

Oh and you can't wait for him to have spoons again, because if you use screenshots he'll insist they came from Kiwifarms, and if you're browsing the Kiwifarms for ammo against a trans woman you're the baddie and whatever criticism you have must be ignored.

I'll give Kevin this, he does know how to game twitter and play social justice language off itself.

this is a lot of words to say he hides/removes the evidence

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Posting his disgusting man tits

Spoiler: NSFL

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[Pizdec]

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A cow crossover? I can't help but wonder what Sparx said that lead Kevin to reply to it. Also animals mounting the same gender isn't sex Kevin, it's meant to be a show of dominance, and even then it's still not that normal, I don't think animals of the same gender tend to mount each other on WELL RUN farms, maybe when the need to survive is key, like your farm, if you can even call it that.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

I have seen stock animals a) eat their own shit (just like Jen does), b) kill their own fellows and eat the corpse, c) fuck their own mothers, and d) gang rape a lone female.

If he's going to use barnyard animal behavior to justify his degenerate life choices, he might want to think through what else is part of his "Queer is NATURAL" thesis.

That said, Kev-Kev and the tranchers typically behave in ways that are closer to that of barnyard animals than that of humans.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I mean, yeah, homosexuality has been observed in many species. Not so much transgenderism. And I imagine it would be hard to tell if a goat or something was demisexual.

 

[I swear she's 18]

I have seen stock animals a) eat their own shit (just like Jen does), b) kill their own fellows and eat the corpse, c) fuck their own mothers, and d) gang rape a lone female.

If he's going to use barnyard animal behavior to justify his degenerate life choices, he might want to think through what else is part of his "Queer is NATURAL" thesis.

That said, Kev-Kev and the tranchers typically behave in ways that are closer to that of barnyard animals than that of humans.

A lot of shit eating has to do with (mostly herbivores) consuming their mother's (primarily) gut bacteria so they can digest foods/milk.

I mean, yeah, homosexuality has been observed in many species. Not so much transgenderism. And I imagine it would be hard to tell if a goat or something was demisexual.

Insert clownfish joke (man I've seen so many media about clownfishes and other gender bending/herm species for their soapboxes) fitting animal to represent the troons.

 

[Super Shiro]

Spoiler: NSFL

Uh... Is nobody going to question the fucking lumps (or rolls of fat, perhaps?) underneath his man-boobs?! That's fucking horrifying! It looks like Kevin has a second pair of moobs without nipples...

Kevin needs a fucking lint roller, by the way. If you wear black often, please for the love of christ, keep a fuckin' lint roller around!

A cow crossover? I can't help but wonder what Sparx said that lead Kevin to reply to it.

Here. I guess the person above is either blocked, has "Sparxx" blocked/muted, or isn't logged in. It's just basic troon rambling that doesn't really mean anything, but I guess it struck a chord with Kevin. Him and "Sparxx" are mutuals and have interacted with each other a lot, actually! Not enough for him to be a part of the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe though. It's funny how every troon with a thread on Kiwi Farms always seems to come back to Kevin Gibes in some way or another...

I've got nothing to say about the "animals fuck each other which means queer is natural!" bullshit that hasn't already been said, but what really caught my eye here is "my fellow ranchers..." Kevin, you aren't a rancher. Penny and the others do all the work and you sit on your ass and tweet all day! Living on a ranch isn't enough of a reason to call yourself a rancher if you hardly even work! Your lifestyle and the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch would make 99.8% of ranchers & farmers feel sick to their stomach.

 

[Friendly Futa]

Ranchers don't typically don't spend their time observing their animals fucking. On an unrelated note they also don't attend furry conventions.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Kevin seeing the animals mount each other everyday means he goes outside everyday long enough to see that happen, and is not spending an extended period of time on Twitter. Thus this tweet is such a massive crock of shit, that it would fed Jen for a week.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Eating shit or fantasizing about fucking your mother isn't natural. Except when you're Jen or Kev. Then it's super duper normal and natural, chuds.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

God dammit I fucking hate these people.

Yes, some animals do same-sex mounting or form same-sex pairs.

Yes, some animals can perform behaviors usually associated with the other sex.

Yes, some animals are intersex.

There are no male hummingbirds out there demanding that other hummingbirds (males and females alike) treat them as females. A male hummingbird going into the territory of another male hummingbird would get the shit kicked out of it.