Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

I’m not saying it’s the only valid choice or the one you or I would make. But I get it. Especially if the owner has some kind of connection to his family, or is particularly conflict-averse. Hell, he probably spends a lot per visit on both alcohol and food, so let’s say (VERY conservative estimate) he’s throwing $1000/month into their cash register. Some people will do what they need to do to hang onto a $12k/year customer.

It’s not that mysterious. But Pat will probably still end up throwing cups of water at patrons when he has his meltdown, Rodger-style.

Still seems very odd that they would reject the go fund me money on Fat’s say so if he was just a customer. A 12k a year customer is irrelevant if the business has to close down because it’s lockdown and no customers full stop.
Someone that conflict adverse would have been pushed out years ago and if there was a family connection, then surely Mama Raven or Niki would have told Fatrick to ignore it.

Hence I think Fatrick might have put a chunk of his royalty money into Hooligans.
Not just in the till, but in the bar itself.

 

[ShinyStar]

Still seems very odd that they would reject the go fund me money on Fat’s say so if he was just a customer. A 12k a year customer is irrelevant if the business has to close down because it’s lockdown and no customers full stop.
Someone that conflict adverse would have been pushed out years ago and if there was a family connection, then surely Mama Raven or Niki would have told Fatrick to ignore it.

Hence I think Fatrick might have put a chunk of his royalty money into Hooligans.
Not just in the till, but in the bar itself.

My problem with that theory is the idea that Rick has ever had a chunk of change that he didn't immediately piss away on toys, beer or vacations. He hasn't ever presented himself as possessing the qualities of self-restraint or prudence.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Fat is one bad day and someone stepping on his ego from assaulting someone. If Indiana gets to be his Portugal, he might be in the running with Ralph to overtake Chris for lolcow of the decade.

As Karen Carpenter sang, we’ve only just begun. Pat hasn’t even taken on his final form yet. He will be a milk-producing champion until he dies or is somehow incapacitated and unable to go online.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

They are convinced there MUST be a leet hacker or a con insider to get access to contact information these retards post publicly, and it MUST be about masks and minorities in nerd games because nobody would just send racial epithets and bizarre sexual propositions to strangers because they find it funny. It really reminds me of an older time on the internet when people were more naive and susceptible to trolling. I guess it shouldn't be surprising when people are more tech illiterate and coddled than ever so maybe it's more like an internet version of Demolition Man except instead of Wesley Snipes as a 90s criminal let loose on an incredibly soft future population its a group of old school internet trolls who got cryogenically frozen and let loose on a generation consumed by Twitch and social media.

I mean, for the love of god, these nerds are still trying to earnestly engage with an account named "Patrick S. Toiletson".

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Someone add "Stop talking to a cyberstalker impersonating my toilet" to Random.txt

 

[FinnSven]

My problem with that theory is the idea that Rick has ever had a chunk of change that he didn't immediately piss away on toys, beer or vacations. He hasn't ever presented himself as possessing the qualities of self-restraint or prudence.

What if Niki is the one who made the investment then?

It would be substantially funnier.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Love the sitcom ideas, but with all of the masterfully impersonated inanimate objects, I'd do a Pee-Wee's Playhouse situation.

What other kinds of objects we got?

The Toilet = "Shitty"
The Fart Blanket = "Smelly"
The Fence = "Mr. Mix-Up"

You could get Laurence Fishburne to play Bernard Trammel and Phil Hatman's skull to play Giambi.

"Writing hack-y...at Piggy's Half-House"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU SAID THE SECRET WORD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What if Niki is the one who made the investment then? It would be substantially funnier.

I one hundred percent believe Patrick is exploiting Niki’s mental illnesses (that we only know about because he overshares her private medical data online) for financial gain. It’s like elder abuse but for basket cases. He keeps her in the same dirty capris and same sunglasses fused to her head, constantly chugging beers, and swipes what he can. She should put a deadlock on her purse.

 

[FinnSven]

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU SAID THE SECRET WORD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The difference is that Fatrick will be caught wanking in a porn cinema before he is famous, not after.

I one hundred percent believe Patrick is exploiting Niki’s mental illnesses (that we only know about because he overshares her private medical data online) for financial gain. It’s like elder abuse but for basket cases. He keeps her in the same dirty capris and same sunglasses fused to her head, constantly chugging beers, and swipes what he can. She should put a deadlock on her purse.

I thought it would be funnier as her investing makes him the kind of guy who throws none existent power around courtesy of his wife.

That’s slimy and dark if he is exploiting her brain illnesses.

Why does he think he is a good person? He obviously does, but if he was a tad smarter he would realize he is not.

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

How can you impersonate an inanimate object?

I'm guessing Patrick wore a helmet while riding the short bus to school. Also to fat camp. Because he does appear to be quite fat.

Toilet on tard crime is real, my nigga

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Why does he think he is a good person?

Like any progressive, he thinks his politics make him a good person. It’s their license to treat everyone like shit.

 

[valis]

Still seems very odd that they would reject the go fund me money on Fat’s say so if he was just a customer. A 12k a year customer is irrelevant if the business has to close down because it’s lockdown and no customers full stop.
Someone that conflict adverse would have been pushed out years ago and if there was a family connection, then surely Mama Raven or Niki would have told Fatrick to ignore it.

Hence I think Fatrick might have put a chunk of his royalty money into Hooligans.
Not just in the till, but in the bar itself.

Maybe he convinced the bar owner that they were troll pledges that would be withdrawn so they should cancel them first.

 

[Akashic Retard]

I miss when if you were a nerd you could just respond to anything anyone said to you by saying something intelligent and that would scare them the fuck off enough they'd never try again.

This only ever happened in the fantasies of nerds.

 

[ShinyStar]

What if Niki is the one who made the investment then?

It would be substantially funnier.

There's a real question there about Rick's finances. He spends money that there's no obvious explanation for how he got it. If he were some sort of trust fund kid being financed by his parents, I'd expect him to live in a nicer hovel. If Nikki had money skills, I would assume she would show some personal investment in some area of her life. When you work to earn money, that money represents your time, physical and emotional effort and seeing it squandered would provoke some sort of response.

To me, their behavior reads like people who figured out how to get a free ride from the government, with a few extra grifts thrown in when they see the opportunity. Rick isn't writing for money. He's writing for fame, power in his community, and to prove that his high school grades don't accurately represent his IQ (spoiler: they do). That's the only reason he isn't lounging on his ass 100% of the time. He needs that .05% of work to maintain his delusions.

Maybe he convinced the bar owner that they were troll pledges that would be withdrawn so they should cancel them first.

I think the most likely reason why Hooligans refunded the ona brothermen was that they took personal affront to the faxes and other attention they were getting. It can be funny to people watching the bit, but being an unwilling participant in a joke can be off-putting. And as great as a one time $200 is, it really doesn't compare to a $12,000 yearly contribution from Fat. Having people try to drive off your most profitable customer is something they could have taken seriously.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Stern-looking fella warns about terrorism at GenCon

• Figures out with his immense wisdom that this is obviously a campaign trying to make tabletop gaming only for white people. Those OnA pests sure are passionate about D&D
• Shows e-mail from GenCon staff telling attendees not to engage and to stop even talking about it on social media because people talking about it are getting targeted
• Tells people to screenshot everything and report it to local police so the perpetrators can be dragged in front of a judge "because we'll all seen how the like to cry when they're in front of a judge". Sir, don't do that.

Spoiler: Local archive

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Stern-looking fella warns about terrorism at GenCon

• Figures out with his immense wisdom that this is obviously a campaign trying to make tabletop gaming only for white people. Those OnA pests sure are passionate about D&D
• Shows e-mail from GenCon staff telling attendees not to engage and to stop even talking about it on social media because people talking about it are getting targeted
• Tells people to screenshot everything and report it to local police so the perpetrators can be dragged in front of a judge "because we'll all seen how the like to cry when they're in front of a judge". Sir, don't do that.

Spoiler: Local archive

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This tranny seems like a perfect person to buy pepperoni from Fatrick

 

[Formerly Trucks]

Stern-looking fella warns about terrorism at GenCon

• Figures out with his immense wisdom that this is obviously a campaign trying to make tabletop gaming only for white people. Those OnA pests sure are passionate about D&D
• Shows e-mail from GenCon staff telling attendees not to engage and to stop even talking about it on social media because people talking about it are getting targeted
• Tells people to screenshot everything and report it to local police so the perpetrators can be dragged in front of a judge "because we'll all seen how the like to cry when they're in front of a judge". Sir, don't do that.

Spoiler: Local archive

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Christ, he looks like 70's era Noam Chomsky in a wig from a Halloween Express.

Is this troon representative of the majority of this cons attendance this year?

 

[joebobmurphy]

Figures out with his immense wisdom that this is obviously a campaign trying to make tabletop gaming only for white people

Tabletop gaming hardly needs help making itself all white. What’s next, you gonna get mad at white folks for eating all the avocado toast and IPA? Also, another goddamn tranny.

 

[Firstname Lastname]

Is this troon representative of the majority of this cons attendance this year?

He has a normal hair color and isn't obese, so no.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Stern-looking fella warns about terrorism at GenCon

• Figures out with his immense wisdom that this is obviously a campaign trying to make tabletop gaming only for white people. Those OnA pests sure are passionate about D&D
• Shows e-mail from GenCon staff telling attendees not to engage and to stop even talking about it on social media because people talking about it are getting targeted
• Tells people to screenshot everything and report it to local police so the perpetrators can be dragged in front of a judge "because we'll all seen how the like to cry when they're in front of a judge". Sir, don't do that.

Spoiler: Local archive

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If a bunch of harmless prank messages becomes Gamergate 2.0 it will be the funniest thing to have happened this year by far. The overreaction they're having is priceless.

 

[Dean Pentel]

These people are so desperate to be hurt. They want it.

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Also nice Death Row Records reference here:

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Death Row Records? I thought it was from a Patrice O'Neal bit.

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Yet again, how do you literally impersonate an inanimate object?

Also, what mental health professional has issued even a pap-diagnosis of any Fatprick critic he's libeling a "clinically obsessed criminal"?

Can't one just counter with how Rick is "clinically obese"?