Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Piggy Higuera]

Is this Rick's dyslexic editor or should we get police protection for Kevin Maas?


Remember when nerds had to be smart? The geeks and spazzes got lumped in with nerds and ruined their whole deal. They were guys who just wanted to play overly complicated wargames with 300 page manuals, drink shitty homebrew beer, and not shower.

All these GenCon people need to do is uninvite Dorque and it'd be over. They're as bad as he is.

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

It really reminds me of an older time on the internet when people were more naive and susceptible to trolling. I guess it shouldn't be surprising when people are more tech illiterate and coddled than ever so maybe it's more like an internet version of Demolition Man except instead of Wesley Snipes as a 90s criminal let loose on an incredibly soft future population its a group of old school internet trolls who got cryogenically frozen and let loose on a generation consumed by Twitch and social media.

I mean, for the love of god, these nerds are still trying to earnestly engage with an account named "Patrick S. Toiletson".

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Patrick isn't as important as he claims - definitely not to where he's "cyberstalked" en masse.

Controons are hilariously self-important. There must be a huge group of powerful yet desperate and cowardly white men conspiring to attack and abuse these poor marginalised people, take away their voices and whatnot. Not sure why, but white men cry babies dont really need a real reason to target high vis troon voices, right?
When in reality it's just a few trolls doing their thing specifically because controons overreact every single time and thus produce lulz to be milked. Add in the Fatrick factor and it's all just about getting a laugh out of retards freaking out over nothing.
Don't feed the trolls used to be the fundamental law of the Internet. But they can't do that, can they. It would mean that they're not actually important high vis marginalised voices fighting against the system, but just a bunch of freaks being provoked for a hearty laugh.

There's one way for these niggas to stop getting "trolled", logging off and turning off the screen

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

That's no good his blubber makes him unsinkable. He is the closest to humans walking on water like they say Jesus did because he is too fat to sink. Can't even make it a moat with crocodiles or some shit in it they can't open their jaws wide enough to get a grip. He has become so fat the only predator that could pop this zit is an anti tank weapon and you really don't want to go down that path. You ever see them blowing up beached whales? Or the ending to the excellent movie Evolution with David Duchovny and Orlando Jones. If they pop him there will be chunks for days raining down onto the entire state and dear god the smell would render it uninhabitable for years and years to come.

It is designed to act as a moat while the basketball americans use their illegal guns to try and shoot him while he is temporarily slowed down due to the water. It was never meant to stop him, only give the basketball americans a fighting chance

 

[TheGuntinator]

love that this thread took a turn into a whodunnit. thread needs a poll. was it
1. OnA
2. unaffiliated online 3rd party he pissed off online
3. pat himself
4. we will never know because law enforcement will ignore his complaints in retribution that outburst
I'm leaning towards 2 because I'm giving ona benefit of the doubt, I think 4 is also still a possibility.

idk if it's the same in every city but I know where I'm at cops automatically cuff suspect of call until they get their bearings.

I think the nigger bitches the rascals were outsourcing to are the most likely option, only Twitter users would be so malicious as to be even worse than the sites they tell you are full of nazis. There was a convincing argument made for it earlier.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I fear that Black Twitter and Gencon will be rightful upset when they find out how Fatrick reacts to Rosa Parks memorial and that he’s an angry white male gun nut.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I fear that Black Twitter and Gencon will be rightful upset when they find out how Fatrick reacts to Rosa Parks memorial and that he’s an angry white male gun nut.

Perhaps Black Twitter would like a few perfectly designed algorithm ads for pepperoni

 

[TypicalJuly2022Acct]

"My stalkers are impersonating my toilet again." My sides! Tricked again by the man in the pickle suit!

Not only is Rick oblivious to how this statement sounds but so are his fellow freaks. But they're not insane, you are, stalker child.

 

[AnOminous]

Only the most pathetic tend to lurk in a single place, which 100% means they are generally officially barred or have pissed off the regulars in other bars and holes.

And usually the cadre of regulars are friends with each other, so they hang out at the same bar to drink the same booze and make the same jokes with their buddies. Like Cheers.

But every time you see Fat Rick in Hooligan's, he's alone. He doesn't even have friends. He's just a solitary alcoholic paying too much to be drunk and alone. He can't even drink alone right.

That's what a useless fat fatty-pants fat fuck he is. Also he's fat.

"My stalkers are impersonating my toilet again." My sides! Tricked again by the man in the pickle suit!

Not only is Rick oblivious to how this statement sounds but so are his fellow freaks. But they're not insane, you are, stalker child.

Joke's on me, I was so fooled I took a shit in his mouth.

 

[FinnSven]

Remember when nerds had to be smart? The geeks and spazzes got lumped in with nerds and ruined their whole deal. They were guys who just wanted to play overly complicated wargames with 300 page manuals, drink shitty homebrew beer, and not shower.

All these GenCon people need to do is uninvite Dorque and it'd be over. They're as bad as he is.

I blame Freaks and Geeks, The Big Bang Theory, and Geek-Chic.

The original pop culture nerdlingers were Challenger and Sommerly in "The Lost World", and Malone too, kinda.

Cantankerous, bickering, practically dueling of wits constantly, burbling about complex science stuff, while ignoring the fact a bunch of Dinosaurs and Neanderthals were out to eat and or throw them off a cliff.
Sure Malone was a rugby playing jock, but he was also a Journalist, which is the favourite occupation of nerds with secret powers.

Lord John Roxton was based, and a total jock who was there to save their arses from being scoffed or impaled.

Turning nerds into lovable loser types, or making them relatable just ruined them and opened the door for any oddball to enter.

Like maybe in one episode, the husband and wife are arguing, and one of them says "you're going to get fat!"
and then you hear Patrick, through like three walls, shout back "No, child, I am not fat. That is a delusional of your stalker-ish little mind. I am actually quite athletic and --"
and on queue, the husband and wife, in unison, go "NOT YOU, PATRICK!"

Perhaps they could run the "classic" Cyrano De Bergerac storyline, in which Patrick tries to help a teenage boy on a date with the Hottest cheerleader at school.

Hilarity ensues as Patrick is discovered by the basketball team while lurking in the sports hall, who question what he is doing there, and why their younger brothers and sisters are missing.

After the Teenage boy screams a few things about "Child" and "Don't you see that I am the victim here", the Principal of the school realizes that cannibal child molester has got into the school again, the police arrive to imprison Patrick for ever, and the Teen boy and cheerleader kiss, as Paddy is thrown into a Him Wagon, for a kicking, as the live studio audience applauds.

 

[NotFatChild]

Like maybe in one episode, the husband and wife are arguing, and one of them says "you're going to get fat!"
and then you hear Patrick, through like three walls, shout back "No, child, I am not fat. That is a delusional of your stalker-ish little mind. I am actually quite athletic and --"
and on queue, the husband and wife, in unison, go "NOT YOU, PATRICK!"

"Rick, your fence..."

"No child, we've been over this. My fence is not backwards. You have been told many thousands of times to stop commenting on my fence. Continuing to do so constitutes felony fence harassment. Prison awaits."

 

[Hot Dog]

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"Rick, your fence..."

"No child, we've been over this. My fence is not backwards. You have been told many thousands of times to stop commenting on my fence. Continuing to do so constitutes felony fence harassment. Prison awaits."

The toilet needs to be a recurring character that gives Rick good life advice that he promptly ignores.

 

[AnOminous]

I blame Freaks and Geeks, The Big Bang Theory, and Geek-Chic.

The original pop culture nerdlingers were Challenger and Sommerly in "The Lost World", and Malone too, kinda.

I miss when if you were a nerd you could just respond to anything anyone said to you by saying something intelligent and that would scare them the fuck off enough they'd never try again.

Now literal retards, subnormal IQ 1.2 GPA flunktards like Pat get to be called "nerds." No, you are not a nerd. You are not even a geek, other than the pencil-neck kind Freddie Blassie talked about.

 

[FinnSven]

And usually the cadre of regulars are friends with each other, so they hang out at the same bar to drink the same booze and make the same jokes with their buddies. Like Cheers.

But every time you see Fat Rick in Hooligan's, he's alone. He doesn't even have friends. He's just a solitary alcoholic paying too much to be drunk and alone. He can't even drink alone right.

That's what a useless fat fatty-pants fat fuck he is. Also he's fat.

Thats the point.

Literally every bar open in the afternoon through to evening I have worked or drank in, developed a "usual crowd".
Most of them would be characters, and sure they just went over the same stories and spoke about "sports-ball".

Maybe one got too drunk from time to time, or wasted money on some tart who gave them a flash of tit or a kiss, but generally speaking, they bumped along nicely and clearly were comfortable friends.

Only the true oddballs were regularly lone drinkers. Some could be the sort who preferred to keep to themselves, but on occasion they would be friendly with one or two of the regulars.

So hence, I think Fatrick must have some financial pull in Hooligans. Sure, some regulars have the owners ear and things, but to actively refuse literally free money for the purpose of keeping the staff paid, on the word of a barfly? No, I don't see any bar owner doing that. Especially not for one who lets be honest, would just come back after a month or so anyway.

 

[Satan McAllister]

How can you impersonate an inanimate object?

I'm guessing Patrick wore a helmet while riding the short bus to school. Also to fat camp. Because he does appear to be quite fat.

 

[AnOminous]

So hence, I think Fatrick must have some financial pull in Hooligans. Sure, some regulars have the owners ear and things, but to actively refuse literally free money for the purpose of keeping the staff paid, on the word of a barfly? No, I don't see any bar owner doing that. Especially not for one who lets be honest, would just come back after a month or so anyway.

I just assume anyone who supports Rick in any way is probably a pederast of some sort. Maybe they supply him with material for his pepperoni.

 

[PogromStallone]

These people get the modern equivalent of prank phone calls and act like they're being herded up like jews on the train to Auschwitz.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm guessing Patrick wore a helmet while riding the short bus to school. Also to fat camp. Because he does appear to be quite fat.

He was thrown out of fat camp for being so fat that if they let him in, nobody else could fit in the place.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

Regarding the Gencon "harassment", these two deserve highlighting from the rascals -

 

[AnOminous]

Regarding the Gencon "harassment", these two deserve highlighting from the rascals -

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Gencon is garbage at this point and they've publicly repudiated Gary Gygax, the only reason they exist. I hope they get absolutely fucked for harboring the worthless piece of shit Rick Hamlinson.

 

[CansOfCant]

These people get the modern equivalent of prank phone calls and act like they're being herded up like jews on the train to Auschwitz.

I gotta ask - do you just like stickers or something?