Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Cold Root Beer]

It's hilarious that on the streetview of Hooligan's, you can see Fat's shitty V4 parked closest to the door

 

[Uncle Buck]

Considering he was screaming and yelling like a lunatic in handcuffs, it is not exactly a wild speculation that the reason he was in handcuffs in the first place was that he was screaming and yelling like a lunatic before the recording started.

Personally, I suspect he was raging from literally minute one.

He's a delusional narcissist who imagines he has special privilege over and above everyone else, and thinks that the mere fact that he reported a claim that someone may "swat" him, and that he's made who knows how many reports of "felony" "cyberstalkers" [you know, anyone online who responds to him - a public figure - in a way that's anything less than complementary] means that the primary duty of the MPD from that point forward was to be his personal security agents.

That they actually did their job in showing up to investigate some manner of shots-fired incident, regardless of his prior reporting, when apparently they were supposed to......what, completely ignore it? I'm still not clear on what he, in his mental disease and defect, imagined they were supposed to do because he'd previously reported that he might be a "swatting" target... Regardless, that they actually took very reasonable steps to investigate the matter without charging in with an actual SWAT unit in and of itself probably sent him into a rage from the moment he realized there were police on scene - something he undoubtedly knew even before he opened the door.

His belligerence is what got him cuffed in his faggy white bathrobe.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

love that this thread took a turn into a whodunnit. thread needs a poll. was it
1. OnA
2. unaffiliated online 3rd party he pissed off online
3. pat himself
4. we will never know because law enforcement will ignore his complaints in retribution that outburst
I'm leaning towards 2 because I'm giving ona benefit of the doubt, I think 4 is also still a possibility.

His belligerence is what got him cuffed in his faggy white bathrobe.

idk if it's the same in every city but I know where I'm at cops automatically cuff suspect of call until they get their bearings.

 

[ILoveNiggers]

love that this thread took a turn into a whodunnit. thread needs a poll. was it
1. OnA
2. unaffiliated online 3rd party he pissed off online
3. pat himself
4. we will never know because law enforcement will ignore his complaints in retribution that outburst
I'm leaning towards 2 because I'm giving ona benefit of the doubt, I think 4 is also still a possibility.

idk if it's the same in every city but I know where I'm at cops automatically cuff suspect of call until they get their bearings.

I think @ImportantOpinions nailed it and it's a Fatso false flag gone wrong. It makes the most sense by far. Boomia saying it's him is obviously bullshit designed to rile up Pig. The only other option is that time someone on O&A was pretending to be Torque Wheeler and got into a fight with someone on Twatter who threatened to SWAT "Pat." That is the only other option I can think of as plausible.

 

[downloads]

love that this thread took a turn into a whodunnit. thread needs a poll. was it
1. OnA

People acting like OnA is some monolithic entity is weird. OnA the amalgamation didn't swat Pat, or they wouldn't be trying to make the body cam footage public. Maybe some guy who posts there did, or maybe some guy who posts here did, but villanizing an entire forum is stupid, especially by someone who posts here. I certainly don't want to be lumped in with the A&N retards or the couch cuck failure.

I know I am also a retard for serious posting in this thread, but the OnA forums have produced some of the funniest content I have ever read on this site, and maybe we shouldn't accuse all of them of trying to murder Fat.

 

[Uncle Buck]

love that this thread took a turn into a whodunnit. thread needs a poll. was it
1. OnA
2. unaffiliated online 3rd party he pissed off online
3. pat himself
4. we will never know because law enforcement will ignore his complaints in retribution that outburst
I'm leaning towards 2 because I'm giving ona benefit of the doubt, I think 4 is also still a possibility.

There are a number of possibilities, and we're not going to know for sure until we hear a 911 call that makes it clear what was reported.

My thought: he is as unpleasant IRL, including to his "friends", neighbors and associates as he is online. People know he possesses weapons that he undoubtedly likes to show off the way he has in numerous pictures posted online. He arrives at home relatively late in the earliest hours of what is now Monday morning - perhaps from a night at his favorite local dive - either being loud in speech [perhaps arguing with his wife or someone else on the phone, or perhaps with a person complaining about his loud speech] or music playing in his vehicle. He catches someone's attention who has some general knowledge of him, or perhaps even knows him somewhat well. They know he's prone to acting out, and that he owns various weapons; they might even know of his online buffoonery. Come to think of it, it could have been someone who was also at Hooligans that evening and overheard him making inappropriate comments, including bragging about the weapons he owns? Or, perhaps like a potential neighbor, they heard him on his phone arguing with his wife at the bar.

Regardless, going with the assumption that this is a person/neighbor in the vicinity, they heard something that sounded like a gunshot from the general area of his residence, contacted the police and, in response to requests for information, stated that they know a certain neighbor owns firearms.

We've heard speculation of marital discord. I don't know whether that's true or not, or how bad it is if true, but who is to say he wasn't on the phone with his wife and started shouting with a window open? The whole neighborhood heard his angry outburst with the police, who is to say they didn't hear a similar rage directed at her - or someone else - over the phone? Plus, they know he has guns. Then they hear something that sounds like a gunshot. They don't know it's not actually a gunshot or that his wife isn't actually on scene, so they call the police.

If you ask me, that's the most likely scenario.

idk if it's the same in every city but I know where I'm at cops automatically cuff suspect of call until they get their bearings.

You hit on the key word: suspect. It's completely out of his ability to comprehend that they would dare consider him a suspect for any reason because they're supposed to know about his "victim" status [because, you know, he told them] - and act as though there's is no way he could ever be himself guilty of or even legitimately suspected of any wrongdoing.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Fucker should just use whatever dogshit credit or money he can get and buy a piece of that fucking bar. I mean he wastes so much time there why not make money oh wait he doesn’t do that.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Attention Science Fiction Fans
Patrick S. Tomlinson will attend, be a panelist and sign books at CONvergence @ Minneapolis, August 11th-14th

This is the public events schedule for the author and political pundit e-celeb

https://archive.fo/aKrdM

Link to archived event page for each + description

• Physics of Space Combat
  "Come talk about the physics and realities of space combat, weapons, and the limits of the human body. How would spacecraft be armored against impactors & radiation-based weapons? How would they be maneuvered? How would fires and hull breaches be handled? Participants: Geoffrey D Williams, Christopher Daniels, Boris Leonidovich Smelov, Blaze Ward, Patrick Sean Tomlinson (mod)"
• Traditional Publishing 101
  "Are you an author looking to get published by a mainstream press or a fan of reading interested to know how the sausages get made? Join our panel of industry experts as they tell you all about the mysteries of advances, editing, and all things publishing. Participants: Lee Harris, Patrick Sean Tomlinson, Lynne M. Thomas (mod), Kelly McCullough, Naomi Kritzer"
• Wordslinger Reading Series: Horror
  "Haunted houses, wailing spirits, and violent madness - what evil lurks in the hearts of men? These authors know, and are ready to share in this hour of spine-tingling horror tales! Participants: Catherine Schaff-Stump, Joan Marie, John Carl Heimbuch, Allison Broeren, Patrick Sean Tomlinson"
• Space Traffic
  "Space tourism is finally building up speed. What do we want? What don't we want? How can we non-billionaires get up there? Extra points for citing books and other material that featured moon development and space stations. Participants: Jeanne M. Mealy, Blaze Ward, Patrick Sean Tomlinson (mod)"
• Book Signing

Weak that he's diluted with a bunch of nobodies and made a moderator. Looks like they rejected his "Elon bad" and propulsion solo talks from Penguicon and told him to use that material on a collab for the space tourism one and the physics of space combat respectively. Our pig deserves a conference hall all to himself smh.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

Attention Science Fiction Fans
Patrick S. Tomlinson will attend, be a panelist and sign books at CONvergence @ Minneapolis, August 11th-14th

This is the public events schedule for the author and political pundit e-celeb
View attachment 3541763

https://archive.fo/aKrdM

Link to archived event page for each + description

• Physics of Space Combat
  "Come talk about the physics and realities of space combat, weapons, and the limits of the human body. How would spacecraft be armored against impactors & radiation-based weapons? How would they be maneuvered? How would fires and hull breaches be handled? Participants: Geoffrey D Williams, Christopher Daniels, Boris Leonidovich Smelov, Blaze Ward, Patrick Sean Tomlinson (mod)"
• Traditional Publishing 101
  "Are you an author looking to get published by a mainstream press or a fan of reading interested to know how the sausages get made? Join our panel of industry experts as they tell you all about the mysteries of advances, editing, and all things publishing. Participants: Lee Harris, Patrick Sean Tomlinson, Lynne M. Thomas (mod), Kelly McCullough, Naomi Kritzer"
• Wordslinger Reading Series: Horror
  "Haunted houses, wailing spirits, and violent madness - what evil lurks in the hearts of men? These authors know, and are ready to share in this hour of spine-tingling horror tales! Participants: Catherine Schaff-Stump, Joan Marie, John Carl Heimbuch, Allison Broeren, Patrick Sean Tomlinson"
• Space Traffic
  "Space tourism is finally building up speed. What do we want? What don't we want? How can we non-billionaires get up there? Extra points for citing books and other material that featured moon development and space stations. Participants: Jeanne M. Mealy, Blaze Ward, Patrick Sean Tomlinson (mod)"
• Book Signing

Weak that he's diluted with a bunch of nobodies and made a moderator. Looks like they rejected his "Elon bad" and propulsion solo talks from Penguicon and told him to use that material on a collab for the space tourism one and the physics of space combat respectively. Our pig deserves a conference hall all to himself smh.

Who are these even for? If I wanted to listen to a lecture about space (I don’t) I’d at least want to attend something hosted by real scientists who know what they’re talking about.

Why would I want to listen to what some low grade nobody sci fi author has to say on it?

Truly baffling.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

People acting like OnA is some monolithic entity is weird.

maybe you missed the part of my post where I said I didn't think it was ona. imo ona posters generally know the threshold for actual felony vs pat's "felony" and have always remained below it.
ona is naturally included in suspicion exactly bc it isn't "monolithic." little moderation + any forum with such a dedicated purpose can attract that special someone who takes it too far. look at kf's DSP and chrischan forums as prime examples.
anyway we can also speculate what happens next in this saga without moralfagging. pat remains fat and this whole situation is hilarious.

 

[Post Reply]

People acting like OnA is some monolithic entity is weird. OnA the amalgamation didn't swat Pat, or they wouldn't be trying to make the body cam footage public. Maybe some guy who posts there did, or maybe some guy who posts here did, but villanizing an entire forum is stupid, especially by someone who posts here. I certainly don't want to be lumped in with the A&N retards or the couch cuck failure.

I know I am also a retard for serious posting in this thread, but the OnA forums have produced some of the funniest content I have ever read on this site, and maybe we shouldn't accuse all of them of trying to murder Fat.

I think people here on the Farms are more inclined to look at OnA for a swatter because of the general "look, don't touch" policy here, whereas OnA has more of a hands-on approach. As you say, it's equally possible the guilty party is a lurker of either site, or both, or completely unaffiliated.

 

[gaycunt]

Attention Science Fiction Fans
Patrick S. Tomlinson will attend, be a panelist and sign books at CONvergence @ Minneapolis, August 11th-14th

This is the public events schedule for the author and political pundit e-celeb
View attachment 3541763

https://archive.fo/aKrdM

Link to archived event page for each + description

• Physics of Space Combat
  "Come talk about the physics and realities of space combat, weapons, and the limits of the human body. How would spacecraft be armored against impactors & radiation-based weapons? How would they be maneuvered? How would fires and hull breaches be handled? Participants: Geoffrey D Williams, Christopher Daniels, Boris Leonidovich Smelov, Blaze Ward, Patrick Sean Tomlinson (mod)"
• Traditional Publishing 101
  "Are you an author looking to get published by a mainstream press or a fan of reading interested to know how the sausages get made? Join our panel of industry experts as they tell you all about the mysteries of advances, editing, and all things publishing. Participants: Lee Harris, Patrick Sean Tomlinson, Lynne M. Thomas (mod), Kelly McCullough, Naomi Kritzer"
• Wordslinger Reading Series: Horror
  "Haunted houses, wailing spirits, and violent madness - what evil lurks in the hearts of men? These authors know, and are ready to share in this hour of spine-tingling horror tales! Participants: Catherine Schaff-Stump, Joan Marie, John Carl Heimbuch, Allison Broeren, Patrick Sean Tomlinson"
• Space Traffic
  "Space tourism is finally building up speed. What do we want? What don't we want? How can we non-billionaires get up there? Extra points for citing books and other material that featured moon development and space stations. Participants: Jeanne M. Mealy, Blaze Ward, Patrick Sean Tomlinson (mod)"
• Book Signing

Weak that he's diluted with a bunch of nobodies and made a moderator. Looks like they rejected his "Elon bad" and propulsion solo talks from Penguicon and told him to use that material on a collab for the space tourism one and the physics of space combat respectively. Our pig deserves a conference hall all to himself smh.

Aw Gee. I hope no one causes trouble.

 

[AnOminous]

What kills me is that we know about Fatrick's full frontal because he gratuitously told everyone in a ridiculous attempt to joke about what a kinky playboy he is. He could've just spun his sob story of harassment by the police childs, but no, he had to go and babble about his exposed nanowilly, which destroys any pathos he might've hoped to build.

I hope his micropenis features in the written report. Like as an identifying feature. Like the cops said "this is the smallest penis we have on record."

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I don’t want any gayops but if I could get a pic of PST alone at a table trying to hock books like Virgil at a wrestling con I wouldn’t be sad about it.

 

[TollBoothWilly]

. Handling the Police Like an Alpha
"Dindu nuffin? Nah. Didu Sumfin and you pigs are gonna get in your cars AND NEVER FUCKING RETURN!!"

. Fatherhood
" Let the bitch handle that. You don't want to be sharing your toys with some stupid kid."

 

[Piggy Higuera]

Are there any large size/hi res photos of Pigsley? I'm playing a show tomorrow and we're putting together images for a slideshow backdrop. I wanted to use his topless in the snow selfie but the one I have is tiny. Nothing meme-y, just something of his that's stupid enough to make people think "who's that asshole"?

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Are there any large size/hi res photos of Pigsley? I'm playing a show tomorrow and we're putting together images for a slideshow backdrop. I wanted to use his topless in the snow selfie but the one I have is tiny. Nothing meme-y, just something of his that's stupid enough to make people think "who's that asshole"?

All the photos shown here can be found in larger size by searching google images and filtering by large size.

 

[AnOminous]

All the photos shown here can be found in larger size by searching google images and filtering by large size.

My favorite will always be the "look at me I'm pointing at a retarded faggot" face.

 

[Markorian]

All the photos shown here can be found in larger size by searching google images and filtering by large size.

I dunno, looks pretty large already to me

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Patrick Sean Tomlinson (mod)

Guarantee he completely takes over the conversation as an opportunity to make himself look clever and the others look stupid. Man do I wish I was going to be there for this shit show.