Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I take umbrage at @RonKindd's posts. They make it seem like the OnA forums are some sort of beginner set board, like OnA are Duplo and KiwiFarms are the real Lego brand. He seems to seriously think that OnA is inferior, and KiwiFarms should stop oppressing the poor brothermen by giving them a homeland here. I think that is deeply unjust to the quality and culture of the OnA boards.
 
The toilet needs to be a recurring character that gives Rick good life advice that he promptly ignores.
It should be advice in pairs. First ordinary advice why he should be less of a loser, but then gastrointestinal advice, like how he needs to ease up on the hooligan's meatloaf and eat more fiber.
 
They could screech and reee about a specific physical thing rather than a mere possibility existing only in their heads. All over some kid with a pencil and scotch tape. Now they had a story about how their gay ass was once threatened by nazis at a convention. It made them feel important and even powerful.
That's all it is. These losers sit around their entire lives waiting for something exciting to happen to them, waiting for the day they get their own subplot in whatever stupid social narrative they are always aggrandising. Look how little rattling it took for them all to start acting like they've been taken hostage by Hans Gruber.
 
If a bunch of harmless prank messages becomes Gamergate 2.0 it will be the funniest thing to have happened this year by far. The overreaction they're having is priceless.
since troons have become 100 times worse since the innocent days of gamergate i can hardly contian how much hype i have for the amount of tranny tears which will be shed.
 
Awww, you KiwiFags
I remember my first Con event with Rick. How thrilling.

Listen, you pompous nerds: we asked nicely for our own forum and "y'all" voted against it. Fair enough.
Our Blue Ribbon Lolpig WILL take over your entire site eventually. @Null, take notice. The Owen A Forums Pests have discovered/pestgineered the funniest Farm Animal of all time and you're still only just now beginning to wrap your autistic minds around it. Don't worry. It will come. A few more Con cycles, a few more court cases, a few more personal discoveries... you'll see the light. We ARE Kiwifarms now. Owen & Rick are inevitable. We are lolcow culture. We're the Omega.

Chris Chan is in Montana being a cowboy. And who gives a fuck about Ethan Allen or whatever his name is? $PIGCoin is 🚀🌜. Get in now or be left out when Quasi shuts the books.

You used to look down your long Jew noses at us, prefering to sniff your own self-important farts. Well, this is how the pepperoni gets made, faggots. Boots on the ground. Us. The Pests. We've achieved vertical integration: alogging, posting, commentary, content, everything. You're yesterday's fish wrap.

Give us our own forum you fucking twats.
Or we'll take our business to Tim Dillon and Joe Rogan - they owe us for sending Seth Simons into witness protection in Boise, ID. LOOK IT UP!

@Null Pink Triangle me again, you little twink.
Just promise not to ever make your MATI podcast funny or interesting, that would be a bridge too far.
You guys are genuinely funny and I think run a more honest operation than these here Kiwifarms. That said kys niggerfaggot.
 
Awww, you KiwiFags
I remember my first Con event with Rick. How thrilling.

Listen, you pompous nerds: we asked nicely for our own forum and "y'all" voted against it. Fair enough.
Our Blue Ribbon Lolpig WILL take over your entire site eventually. @Null, take notice. The Owen A Forums Pests have discovered/pestgineered the funniest Farm Animal of all time and you're still only just now beginning to wrap your autistic minds around it. Don't worry. It will come. A few more Con cycles, a few more court cases, a few more personal discoveries... you'll see the light. We ARE Kiwifarms now. Owen & Rick are inevitable. We are lolcow culture. We're the Omega.

Chris Chan is in Montana being a cowboy. And who gives a fuck about Ethan Allen or whatever his name is? $PIGCoin is 🚀🌜. Get in now or be left out when Quasi shuts the books.

You used to look down your long Jew noses at us, prefering to sniff your own self-important farts. Well, this is how the pepperoni gets made, faggots. Boots on the ground. Us. The Pests. We've achieved vertical integration: alogging, posting, commentary, content, everything. You're yesterday's fish wrap.

Give us our own forum you fucking twats.
Or we'll take our business to Tim Dillon and Joe Rogan - they owe us for sending Seth Simons into witness protection in Boise, ID. LOOK IT UP!

@Null Pink Triangle me again, you little twink.
Just promise not to ever make your MATI podcast funny or interesting, that would be a bridge too far.
Son, you may be legally retarded.
 
Where we at with acting like niggers in the Tomlinson thread?
You'd think we'd save the height of our autism for downtime between notable events like all the other threads, but this thread gets to ride the shortest of the short buses. We get to have our in-board squabbles and manic derailments when there's plenty of news and imminent promise of more. It's like a kid who's overdosing on sugar. There's just too much of a good thing running through our brains, so we're bouncing off the walls, driving everyone else crazy.

Really, it fits the vibe around here to a T.
 
It looks like the fun has already begun on the GenCon Discord...

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Yes. Whoever that is, it's payquasi.lol you fucking retard
No child, you don't understand. That is  your stalker website. Your time is almost up. Cease contacting my hotel bathroom, continuing to leave pieces of paper in my hotel bathroom constitutes felony litering, Ioitering, lingering, fingering, jaywalking, philandering, and TELEPHONE HARRASSMENT
 
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