DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
So he went from playing a lot, to used to play, to stopped playing when not-yet-fat kat moved in, to claiming multiple times he doesnt play them anymore to... he always said he plays them casually. So whats gonna be the next thing? What is he gonna flash next time?

"That software? I always used viewbots on my stream. Did you see the active members on my stream? Are you stupid?"

"This cat? He is jaspers buddy, Leopold. Ofc i have a second cat, you should always have two to keep each other company you dummy."
 
  • Like
Reactions: strandedcastaway, TeeDee1622, Paladin Derich and 17 others
SomeBoyo said:
View attachment 3561482
Click to expand...
1659584738810.png
 
  • Like
  • Feels
  • Informative
Reactions: Uncle Lerk, draculapenis, strandedcastaway and 54 others
That was the worst fishing ‘story’ I’ve ever heard, slurring over his words.

“I didn’t catch a fish and I cried”

He is noticeably more wasted than normal, low tips on a stream before his day off is really getting to him. He’s acting like the whole circus right now, flying back and forth on the x and y axis.

He’s now drunkenly pigsplaining how lures work despite the game literally saying it.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Massively Strong Greed, Grammatik, Tom Went To The Mayor and 2 others
Apparently now the bank leaks were this huge CODE RED deal where money was actually withdrawn from his account and everything got locked down and he had to run around for ages slowly fixing everything. Does anyone actually remember any panic around that time or him even really taking very much time off to address this problem? I sure don't. Kinda strange that a guy who would cry for hours about a stubbed toe barely mentioned or seemed all that perturbed about such a catastrophic hack.
 
  • Like
  • Lunacy
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Wesley Tailpipe the Third, Swallow Moon, Sicko Hunter and 6 others
30 seconds in Pig Pig Go and you can find him explicitly denying he plays WWE Champions.

'There was another game called WWE Champions that was like... I want to say it was early 2017 when it came out and I played it on and off casually over the course of the year over the course of that year along with all the other mobile games that I was playing. I was playing um Dragonball... what was it DragonBall Z Dokkan Battle, Final Fantasy... Final Fantasy brave Exvius, Marvel Future Fight, and at one point I was paying this Fox cartoon characters card game as well. Um and I only played it casually that was the game that I kind of like casually grinded in and just played on and off as a free-to-play game and I stopped playing because I lost interest in it. It was it's a it's a gem breaker game where it's like playing um what is it like candy crush or whatever. Um but that was always the side game then I put the other games where I major focus at the time and I by the way I quit all of that stuff when Kat moved in in 2018 I quit all mobile games. I don't play them anymore. I got rid of them I said I'd rather focus time on important stuff with my family and stuff. I don't waste time they're all I keep telling you guys this mobile games are money sinks there- you'll put money into it you put time into it and money into it and you don't get anything really out of it unless you're constantly keep playing and sinking more money into it that's the truth of the matter."

"Dear dumb fuck, I don't play WWE Champions stop fucking spamming my stupid chat with nonsense when I'm trying to enjoy a game you stupid piece of shit."

There's no way to spin this one Dave. You got caught in fucking 4K playing a game you explicitly denied playing. A game that by your own admission is a "money sink" that "you don't get anything really out of it unless you're constantly keep playing and sinking more money into it." Why would you lie about casually playing a mobile game unless you also spent a shit ton of money on it as well?

This is typical goal-post shifting. He denied up, down, left, and right that he played any mobile games and now that he got caught red-handed he has retreated to 'I play some mobile games casually but I didn't spend a lot of money on them' while pretending that this was his position all along.
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Informative
Reactions: strandedcastaway, Honzou, Catadoxa and 21 others
grump said:
Apparently now the bank leaks were this huge CODE RED deal where money was actually withdrawn from his account and everything got locked down and he had to run around for ages slowly fixing everything. Does anyone actually remember any panic around that time or him even really taking very much time off to address this problem? I sure don't. Kinda strange that a guy who would cry for hours about a stubbed toe barely mentioned or seemed all that perturbed about such a catastrophic hack.
Click to expand...
His only panic was trying to decide whether he should pretend they weren't real or go with the "the trolls spent my money" tack. He ended up trying some combination of "They stole my identity, but also the audio detailing every charge over the last year and a half is false/the troll spent the money/what even IS a total wine?"
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Wesley Tailpipe the Third, CT 05, King of Not Playing Games and 8 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back