Orbiter Isabella Loretta Janke / Maxine Sidero / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - "The Final Troll of Christory", Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Crusty Suicide Goblin, Estrogen Dispenser

[SwanSwanson]

Looking through this new supernova by the name of the Bella Loretta Janke thread, it makes me wonder just one pivotal question:

WHY do some people refuse to shower or wash regularly? Like, WHY?

Have you ever heard of the theory that all of life is a simulation? This has all sorts of implications, these implications being the existance of having multiple accounts. My theory is that our simulation started in the year 1980, which all previous actors being sentient actors. I'm getting off topic.

What I'm trying to explain is that Isabella is a new account for some neckbeard who died in 2015. How would the logistics of this be possible? Its likely that he may have seen through the matrix somehow after death and stole Bella account somehow. Why not? A rich tall white girl? Neckbeards are distinctly aware of the social hierarchy and who goes on top, so why not Bella? This explains alot, why would a rich white girl voluntarily become some racist 4chan lesbian loser? Its because thats all he knows, there is no way a member of the fairer sex in Bella position would choose this.

To answer OPs question the reason Bella is such a stinky bitch is because of her neckbeard habits carried over from her old neckbeard existance.

 

[ThatOneAsshole]

Have you ever heard of the theory that all of life is a simulation? This has all sorts of implications, these implications being the existance of having multiple accounts. My theory is that our simulation started in the year 1980, which all previous actors being sentient actors. I'm getting off topic.

What I'm trying to explain is that Isabella is a new account for some neckbeard who died in 2015. How would the logistics of this be possible? Its likely that he may have seen through the matrix somehow after death and stole Bella account somehow. Why not? A rich tall white girl? Neckbeards are distinctly aware of the social hierarchy and who goes on top, so why not Bella? This explains alot, why would a rich white girl voluntarily become some racist 4chan lesbian loser? Its because thats all he knows, there is no way a member of the fairer sex in Bella position would choose this.

To answer OPs question the reason Bella is such a stinky bitch is because of her neckbeard habits carried over from her old neckbeard existance.

We're all stuck in the Truman show!

 

[GumballFapper]

One year ago, we found out that the real name of this "Kelly Osborn" person is Isabella Loretta Janke.

This thread got 100 pages on her doxiversary, how ironic. No one cares about Idea gays, Teen troons or other weens anymore, but her thread is still getting daily bumps because of how fucked up, yet dumb she is.

She has had one year of free time, no jobs or studies or other matters, to reflect on her life, and she is still as dumb as she was before. Let's hope for tens of years of Bella milk

 

[Mendicant]

Fuck, time does fly.

Cheers farmers.

 

[gigaever]

The AllSeeingDevil account looks especially sus with how it's primarily replying to the Maxine account, and following these two other accounts. Correct me if I'm wrong too, but the avatar looks suspiciously like the avatar of the Infinite Janke YouTube channel.

Please let me know and forgive me if I'm late on this, but I looked around on that Infinite Janke channel and watched the only two videos uploaded so far.

Archive

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The codes at the end of each translate to "Isabella Loretta Janke Is the Best!" and "Isabella Janke is an inspiration to us all!", respectively. Is this Bella herself or some ween making an arg out of her?

 

[I swear she's 18]

Please let me know and forgive me if I'm late on this, but I looked around on that Infinite Janke channel and watched the only two videos uploaded so far.

Archive

Archive

The codes at the end of each translate to "Isabella Loretta Janke Is the Best!" and "Isabella Janke is an inspiration to us all!", respectively. Is this Bella herself or some ween making an arg out of her?

Sounds like a gayop ween/a log trying to stir some drama or controversy

 

[Ass Johnson]

Please let me know and forgive me if I'm late on this, but I looked around on that Infinite Janke channel and watched the only two videos uploaded so far.

Archive

Archive

The codes at the end of each translate to "Isabella Loretta Janke Is the Best!" and "Isabella Janke is an inspiration to us all!", respectively. Is this Bella herself or some ween making an arg out of her?

There were more videos a few months ago, roughly the same shit. It's most likely her. It's like search dilution and edgelord bullshit combined into one, which she is both known for.

 

[troon patrol]

Just checked again, the warrants are still out there, unserved.

What are these warrants for?

 

[Ass Johnson]

What are these warrants for?

Failure to appear for speeding ticket arraignments. There is a chance that they were disposed of without the record being updated, but I doubt that as the records are updated almost immediately the same day.

 

[SwanSwanson]

Please let me know and forgive me if I'm late on this, but I looked around on that Infinite Janke channel and watched the only two videos uploaded so far.

Archive

Archive

The codes at the end of each translate to "Isabella Loretta Janke Is the Best!" and "Isabella Janke is an inspiration to us all!", respectively. Is this Bella herself or some ween making an arg out of her?

She is the bestest speshul girl guyss!!
Jokes aside what'll happen when she's old and ugly?

 

[Gamercat]

Please let me know and forgive me if I'm late on this, but I looked around on that Infinite Janke channel and watched the only two videos uploaded so far.

Archive

Archive

The codes at the end of each translate to "Isabella Loretta Janke Is the Best!" and "Isabella Janke is an inspiration to us all!", respectively. Is this Bella herself or some ween making an arg out of her?

copypastas written by 13 year olds aren't even this edgy

 

[Ass Johnson]

copypastas written by 13 year olds aren't even this edgy

The adderall is really working its magic with these videos.

 

[BillTheButcher]

One year ago, we found out that the real name of this "Kelly Osborn" person is Isabella Loretta Janke.
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This thread got 100 pages on her doxiversary, how ironic. No one cares about Idea gays, Teen troons or other weens anymore, but her thread is still getting daily bumps because of how fucked up, yet dumb she is.

She has had one year of free time, no jobs or studies or other matters, to reflect on her life, and she is still as dumb as she was before. Let's hope for tens of years of Bella milk

Considering bellas dox, and chris getting some of that barbussy, is how I found out about the farms from reddit; I thank you, ILJ.

Thank you for introducing the farms to me, and I pray the milk flows for a hundred more pages, a hundred more threads, bella. We're going to witness great things, bella; and you're going to be apart of them! 100 years forever and ever bella, and another 100 years- kiwifarms.com and another 100 years bella. Forever and ever: 100 years.

** reference, so I don't get accused of sperging out lol ** https://youtu.be/9Gtc4DHYvc0

 

[SwanSwanson]

Question: Is Bella banned from the farms? She can join us and contribute to this thread!

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Question: Is Bella banned from the farms? She can join us and contribute to this thread!

Her known alts are banned. There's also a possibility she's created another and lurks here, though.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

After Chris Chan dies, Bella Janke has a lot of years ahead of her. Maybe she'll be Kiwifarms' new prime lolcow

 

[Cherenkovblue]

UUCP was the wild west. The internet was more like the coming of the transcontinental railroad.

Holy shit now I feel young.

Not young enough. Usenet was relatively sedate compared to the absolute anarchy that was BBSs. To put it in perspective, imagine:

• Kids getting busted for engaging in massive credit card fraud to support their software piracy habits.
• Sysops getting raided because one of their employees was mass-scanning images from Playboy and uploading it to the BBS.
• Weebs exposing vulnerable youth to their japanimation degeneracy.
• Online games where you could perfect the art of being a pimp.
• Some kid getting busted for posting information on how to make explosives.
• The lead developer of FidoNet, a massive flaming faggot, fills the regular newsletter with tales of his carnal exploits to the horror of his straight-laced white conservative audience.
• ...and, of course, the occasional pedo-bust (but, honestly, pedos weren't nearly as visible then as now because they couldn't network quite as they can today).

That was a wild time. You didn't need to bow and scrape to some hosting provider to set up a BBS... you just got yourself a PC, a phone line, downloaded some software, and that was it. No one ever got shut down just because someone didn't like what they were hosting.

I miss those days.

 

[Ass Johnson]

Her known alts are banned. There's also a possibility she's created another and lurks here, though.

...or multiple new ones.

I don't see why she just doesn't make one and just come into the thread straight up, no bullshit, post face with timestamp. I mean, her reputation is already in the shitter, it cannot get any worse unless she massively fucks up. Plus, she's apparently using new names IRL anyways so what's to lose?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

...or multiple new ones.

I don't see why she just doesn't make one and just come into the thread straight up, no bullshit, post face with timestamp. I mean, her reputation is already in the shitter, it cannot get any worse unless she massively fucks up. Plus, she's apparently using new names IRL anyways so what's to lose?

Come on, Bella, you know you want to.

Because she can't help herself. She's a pathological liar and attention seeker. If she did try to be a kiwi she would no doubt try to claim some bullshit that she would get called out on, fight with users/mods and catch a ban again anyway. Just look her old reddit/twitter posting. She's one of those people who pretends to be X profession with Y years of experience to win pointless arguments with retards on the internet. She's a retard. Now, could she come to the farms, get verified and be herself? Doubtful. She clearly doesn't like herself since she likes to larp as a super genius doctor hacker anarchist while spending thousands of hours talking to Chris Chan and other mentally equivalent faggots.

 

[Ass Johnson]

Now, could she come to the farms, get verified and be herself? Doubtful. She clearly doesn't like herself since she likes to larp as a super genius doctor hacker anarchist while spending thousands of hours talking to Chris Chan and other mentally equivalent faggots.

I'm just really surprised she hasn't since she got the ban and time passed. She clearly wants the attention, she goes to great lengths creating all of these identities to get noticed.