Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

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  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

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  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

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A big reason the snipe was so boring is that Ralph was just denying or deflecting everything. I think Ralph is at his funniest when he embraces the infamy and hollers about being a Ralphamale, but he sadly didn't do that at all here.
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This was basically the whole stream.
“DUDE JIM GOT A DUI 25 YEARS AGO!” Pathetic
 
during the dog killing saga I remember a clip of him saying the best and most precious memory he had of his father was when they killed the puppies together. Imagine that the best memory of your father is when he killed a box full of puppies like a drunk retard, lmao.
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It's a funny story but the fact that the best memory Ralph has of his dad is his dad trying (and failing) to care for puppies shows how cold and uncaring his father was towards the family. Indicative of the severe daddy issues Ralph has and explains why he seeks validation and support from random e-daddies.
 
Just having Acer on stream is a dab and flex on Metokur. The important thing is Ralph will become entwined with Acer and Ralph will be forced to acknowledge Ralph in his "Acer only" stream which is an objective W for Ralph.
Holy shit if he did that, I would grudgingly have to admit Ralph gets a W over Jim. Real talk tho, Ralph won’t get Acerthorn to go on Killstream. That would be a cold day in Hell.
 
Just having Acer on stream is a dab and flex on Metokur. The important thing is Ralph will become entwined with Acer and Ralph will be forced to acknowledge Ralph in his "Acer only" stream which is an objective W for Ralph.
I don't think a single stream appearance warrents a mention if it were to happen.
 
Holy shit if he did that, I would grudgingly have to admit Ralph gets a W over Jim. Real talk tho, Ralph won’t get Acerthorn to go on Killstream. That would be a cold day in Hell.
I can't even imagine what that stream would be like. Would Ralph play acerthorn up as a good guy out of spite or try to troll him to cuck Jim?
 
I can't even imagine what that stream would be like. Would Ralph play acerthorn up as a good guy out of spite or try to troll him to cuck Jim?
Probably would be some kind of unholy matrimony between a pig and a turkey, i doubt that Ralph would try to be funny and troll him, he would just suck him off to try to get one over Jim somehow
 
I can't even imagine what that stream would be like. Would Ralph play acerthorn up as a good guy out of spite or try to troll him to cuck Jim?
I'm under the impression that Ralph tries to befriend those who also dislike his enemies, so it would be extremely homoerotic.

But I doub't Ralph can get him on stream because it would be actually interesting and his show is anything but
 
I'm under the impression that Ralph tries to befriend those who also dislike his enemies, so it would be extremely homoerotic.

But I doub't Ralph can get him on stream because it would be actually interesting and his show is anything but
As much of a pure kino moment as we had with Ralph getting to the Chris arrest, we were also denied the insane shitshow that interview would've been.
 
It's a funny story but the fact that the best memory Ralph has of his dad is his dad trying (and failing) to care for puppies shows how cold and uncaring his father was towards the family. Indicative of the severe daddy issues Ralph has and explains why he seeks validation and support from random e-daddies.
When Ronnie asked Ralph he wanted to play cornhole, he didn't mean the redneck beanbag game.
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I'll be the one to ask: who is Acerthorn?
Acerthorn is a God amongst men and I could see him as a Lolcow steadily gaining more notoriety via his various lawsuits suing for ungodly amounts of money.

Unlike Chris and Ralph I don't think there's anyone actively fucking with him. If he didn't file the lawsuits against YouTubers (over fair use) he'd largely be left alone. He's got people enabling him in comments on his videos but I don't think he has any named enablers. Nobody like Cringe Momma, Christian X, or Perspicacity. "Kiwi-Famous".

I listened to a guy go over Acer's Skyrim 5 hour Skyrim retrospective and he lifts entire sections from another content creator's Skyrim review, accuses Delphine's voice actor of messing up the game, and that Skyrim was so powerful Bethesda had to step in before Xbox's exploded.

Acer recently lost I think every court case. In response he put up a video saying why he thinks the US Judicial System is broken and unironically said the final solution should be to declare corrupt judges, cops, and politicians as "outlaws" so they can be legally killed. It's like 5 hours and I had to skim it because it's too schizo for me, and I love schizo humor.

Unfortunately I think the Jim stream is gonna push Acer past the line into "over exposure" territory and he'll likely get actively fucked with, probably by people from here, and laughing at him won't be as funny.

Ralph's only hope of one-upping Jim is to get Acer on ASAP. Ralph, I'd suggest feeding Acer's ego, maybe fluff his balls a bit if you have to, anything for the scoop, right? You can be the one to warn him about Jim and relate it to Jim exposing Terry Davis which led to him dying. Don't let Acer suffer the same fate.
 
I can't see the idea of Ralph getting Acerthorn on to somehow be a W. Metokur could definitely spin it as "Well sweetie squad this was supposed to be Ralph free, but the ragepig shows up in the weirdest places..." or some shit like that and just stream as usual.

Even if Ralph did get Acer I feel like they'd be at each other's throats within a few minutes. Acerthorn is a complete cunt during streams whether he agrees with someone or not, and it would definitely be enough to make Ralph's blood boil. So at the very least it would be funny.
 
I can't see the idea of Ralph getting Acerthorn on to somehow be a W. Metokur could definitely spin it as "Well sweetie squad this was supposed to be Ralph free, but the ragepig shows up in the weirdest places..." or some shit like that and just stream as usual.

Even if Ralph did get Acer I feel like they'd be at each other's throats within a few minutes. Acerthorn is a complete cunt during streams whether he agrees with someone or not, and it would definitely be enough to make Ralph's blood boil. So at the very least it would be funny.
I found Acerthorn by accident on my own a year or so ago, and just felt pity for the guy. Quickly filed him away and tried to forget him. Didn't know about the gobbling livestream or the assaulting his father shit until later. Didn't notice any political bent to his stuff, so odds are he's a normie, albeit deranged, politically, and he'll just think Ralph deserves to die for being a neonazi of AF.
 
Daddy Jim is streaming tomorrow at 5 EST. How do you think he will play the Ralph + Keffals alliance that has seemingly formed? He did deadbeat dad merch last month. I wonder if we will see a R/K anime love story kind of shirt. Something like the attached pic maybe.
 

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Daddy Jim is streaming tomorrow at 5 EST. How do you think he will play the Ralph + Keffals alliance that has seemingly formed? He did deadbeat dad merch last month. I wonder if we will see a R/K anime love story kind of shirt. Something like the attached pic maybe.
He'll probably bring it up quite a bit.

I doubt he'll merchandize it.
 
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