Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Kosher Salt]

Mel melts down that people dared to make non positive comments on Marshall's suicide and her role in it.

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It wasn't the "certain details" she left out that made us disbelieve her story. It's the details that she put in.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Mel melts down that people dared to make non positive comments on Marshall's suicide and her role in it.

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Ok now homicide is on the table

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Mel melts down that people dared to make non positive comments on Marshall's suicide and her role in it.

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“A loved one shoots themselves infront of their family so they can communicate it was intentional and not an accident”

Yer shame people can’t like I dunno… write a note, send a text or something like that explaining there choice.
Truly the only way is to splatter grey matter on your “wonderful” wife and kids…
Based?

Ok now homicide is on the table

Yer I’m with you.

In criminal psychology, isn’t there a word for guilty people who get angry when you don’t believe their made up story?

 

[ShinyStar]

If the point of her earlier story was the trauma of people whose loved ones commit suicide, then the conversation she had trying to talk him out of that ought to have been central to that experience. Wrestling with feelings of failure would be even more intense in that scenario. Unless she didn't have a strong emotional response to that conversation (that she wants to admit to where she's creating a legal record), which could lead to some unflattering conclusions.

I question the part about getting him to put the gun down twice. It sounds like the kind of detail that a narcissist would put in to show that they really were trying and they were so good at it they succeeded twice, which is one more than the number of times they failed.

He put the gun down twice and she never took it away from him. I can see scenarios where that works - but it makes me want to ask questions. I don't want to invent scenarios explaining how that's plausible, I want to hear her version of why she didn't take the gun away.

He left the house, having expressed his suicidal intentions and carrying the gun with him, and her story is that she's watching him through the glass, not that she's immediately on the phone with emergency personnel, trying to get help as fast as possible. Makes me want to ask questions.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Mel melts down that people dared to make non positive comments on Marshall's suicide and her role in it.

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Mel confirms that she melted down because that one jew called her out:

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

If the point of her earlier story was the trauma of people whose loved ones commit suicide, then the conversation she had trying to talk him out of that ought to have been central to that experience. Wrestling with feelings of failure would be even more intense in that scenario. Unless she didn't have a strong emotional response to that conversation (that she wants to admit to where she's creating a legal record), which could lead to some unflattering conclusions.

I question the part about getting him to put the gun down twice. It sounds like the kind of detail that a narcissist would put in to show that they really were trying and they were so good at it they succeeded twice, which is one more than the number of times they failed.

He put the gun down twice and she never took it away from him. I can see scenarios where that works - but it makes me want to ask questions. I don't want to invent scenarios explaining how that's plausible, I want to hear her version of why she didn't take the gun away.

He left the house, having expressed his suicidal intentions and carrying the gun with him, and her story is that she's watching him through the glass, not that she's immediately on the phone with emergency personnel, trying to get help as fast as possible. Makes me want to ask questions.

Betting pool: he did it and was sad Boi
He skipped town
He did it because he hated her and what his life had become
He did it to avoid jail time for being a deadbeat dad
He did it because she egged him on. Called him a pussy and he didn't have the cojones.
She did it and completely forgot to call police/ambulance and propped his corpse up in the car for a trip to the hospital
She contracted someone and didn't call authorities Immediately

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

So I'm late, wrote this ages ago but didn't wana sperg out too much but for real, don't think he's dead. (I got triggered seeing this in community happenings and again its just a FB post from Melinda)


Here are my reasons why I don’t believe it’s real. This was taken from Melinda's explanation of how Marshal used a silencer and she had to clean up the blood herself.

1. "He shot himself"
   
   1. Why does Marshal, a convict, have a gun? I know that criminals can get guns but kinda risky for him to keep one.
   2. Why do it in front of her and with kids in the house? If Marshal did do this to avoid jail and upset about work, normally men will lock themselves away or do it outside to not impact his "family". Men who Minecraft infront of people is normally angry at them and wants to punish them.
2. “He used a silencer so it wasn’t loud“
   
   1. Yes it fucking was if true. Suppressors only realistically shave off about 10~20 dB on a 9mm, suppressors are used to conceal muzzle flash more than they are about sound.
   2. A silencer would’ve made it kind of hard to point it at himself as well. Not impossible but not really practicable
   3. If he did have a silencer, most people don’t keep the silencer on their gun when storing it, so he would’ve had to take it out of storage and slowly screw it on, kind of weird thing to do if your manic and about to pop a cap in yo’ ass.
   4. Suppressors are fucking expensive, extremely situational and pretty much illegal. Like why the fuck would’ve Marsh bought one for in the first place? Planning some hits? Solid Snake roleplay? Dude couldn't afford to have a sprite AND cigs at the same time he was so broke.
3. “I had to clean up afterwards”
   
   1. Really? if he did fucking ice himself and splattered all 6 of his brain cells on the porch then normally after CSI do a check just to make sure it’s not foul play, if a significant other kills themselves and leaves a widow/family (and like a fucking litter of kids) the PD or what ever department will normally offer to send there cleanup contracts out there and bill it to the department. Granted Melinda's a cunt and they could know her and just said "LMAO sux 2 b u, here's a sponge".

Some other things that don't sit well with me;

1. No obid, No death cert, no 3rd party collab outside of people who learned from Melinda first hand.
2. Melinda's not naming names. Its all "Marshals work drove him to kermit die", like bitch, if my SO did a 360 noscope into their temple because of work, I would fucking be naming them and their entire board of directors every day for the reset of my life, I would be bargaining and coping. Melinda is uncharacteristically chill about it.
3. Marshals no stranger to ghosting an entire state and re-inventing himself else where with a new name.

Yer, this whole thing stinks, no way. This is the “oh my totes real hot gf just goes to a different school, I would show you a photo but my phone has no battery and her phone is broke” logic.

...

However, one thing that does make me think this could be real is Melinda not blaming the Farms in anyway... Normally a fake would pile everybody on for the 'reason' of why they "totes did a suicide"

I suggest Null unban her so we can get to the bottom of this. If he doesn't want to though, it's no skin off my back.

 

[Forgotten Snack Cake]

I suggest Null unban her so we can get to the bottom of this. If he doesn't want to though, it's no skin off my back.

The only bottom we’d get to would involve @Baby Yoda and shithole. Mel would just come on screeching and deflecting. Narcissism this. Goyim that. Curse the farms. She can’t handle being incorrect about anything. I’m honestly shocked Marshall’s death didn’t have anything to do with the supposed bear traps in her yard.

 

[Baby Yoda]

The only bottom we’d get to would involve @Baby Yoda and shithole. Mel would just come on screeching and deflecting. Narcissism this. Goyim that. Curse the farms. She can’t handle being incorrect about anything. I’m honestly shocked Marshall’s death didn’t have anything to do with the supposed bear traps in her yard.

I actually dont find Melinda attractive at all. I just kept saying "show shithole. Whore." Because it sounded funny.
Anal sex isnt that enjoyable actually. Nothing like a wet pussy.

Do you guys think Melinda got to stare eye to eye with Marshall's tunnel of love one last time? He would have had to have been on all fours reaching back and spreading his ass cheeks exposing stank-hole.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I actually dont find Melinda attractive at all. I just kept saying "show shithole. Whore." Because it sounded funny.
Anal sex isnt that enjoyable actually. Nothing like a wet pussy.

Do you guys think Melinda got to stare eye to eye with Marshall's tunnel of love one last time? He would have had to have been on all fours reaching back and spreading his ass cheeks exposing stank-hole.

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie

Mel confirms that she melted down because that one jew called her out:
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Man its like she wants to get caught. Murder is an option right now but I am still betting on Marshall just leaving her and ducking all child support payments. She is probably going to build up this case about being devastated or some other bullshit thats totally not her fault and scam some money out of it

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I actually dont find Melinda attractive at all. I just kept saying "show shithole. Whore." Because it sounded funny.
Anal sex isnt that enjoyable actually. Nothing like a wet pussy.

Do you guys think Melinda got to stare eye to eye with Marshall's tunnel of love one last time? He would have had to have been on all fours reaching back and spreading his ass cheeks exposing stank-hole.

In your professional opinion, does Melinda eat ass? And if so, is she any good at it?

 

[AnOminous]

If Marshall had a job (and that's a HUGE if, lezbereal), he was probably working illegally for cash off the books, in an attempt to avoid garnishment of his wages for his back due child support obligations. That's a common tactic of deadbeat parents, and construction work is a common place to find employers willing to pay people under the table. So that would be the most likely reason why he was getting paid less (at least officially, the business didn't want to pay taxes on his wages after all) than other workers at his job--again, IF he was employed to begin with.

Roofing is also pretty high paying for a job that (outside of some specialties) doesn't really require a huge level of intelligence. It's pretty common for crackheads to get jobs like this because they're dangerous jobs that hire nearly anyone while also paying sometimes in cash daily.

If someone's working full-time in roofing and still broke all the time, it probably involves drugs.

 

[Toasty]

OKAY NOW THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I am also intrigued by that mention of Marshall blowing his brains out to avoid incarceration. The most likely reason for that would definitely be his constantly dodging his child support obligations.

I can actually see him assaulting someone (not some tough guy he was working with, of course, more like a manager) and getting himself in trouble for it. Mel keeps mentioning workplace bullying and Marshall had a history of this kind of behaviors.

 

[Toasty]

He was such a poor poor put upon sad guy who got shit on and didn't get paid what he should have so sad awww. Meanwhile he was asking to be employed under the table so that he wouldn't need to support his child. Melinda is acting like he's some kind of heroic outlaw when all he is is an abusive deadbeat dad. The only person who would put the name " Marshall Scott" on a tombstone for him is that crazy bitch Melinda. He would never claim it. If he was going to claim a different name at all it would be some foolishness like yohoohwahoobloobeeffs
Yeah. You know what I mean.
I love you all very much but toasty is drunk.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

The only person who would put the name " Marshall Scott" on a tombstone for him is that crazy bitch Melinda.

We don't know if the tombstone is real. For all we know she could've sold him for organs if there were any good organs left in him.

 

[Baby Yoda]

 

[Dong-Liquor]

Anal sex isnt that enjoyable actually. Nothing like a wet pussy.

HERESY!!!!

 

[Toasty]

HERESY!!!!

Trooooooffffff!!!

 

[Useful_Mistake]