DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Piece of Peace]

According to your data, do trolls cumulatively tip/superchat more than paypigs?

Nope, maybe like 10% explicit troll super chats. I don't count obvious "ironic fans" like that 672 faggot either, just hard trolling that usual ends up banned immediately.

 

[DentSidePhil]

Has he even specified which transactions were the fake ones stealing from him all this time? Because all of the transactions were either things that were obviously his own bills and purchases in his local area. The transactions from apple itunes were made by debit card, not echeck. His debit card information hasn't been compromised and nobody (including him) has ever claimed it was. The only possible way for someone to have directly made a transaction on his account would have been from an EFT and I somehow doubt mobile games allow you to pay in a way that takes days to clear.

I don't think he ever specified the 'fraudulent' transactions he just kind of muddied the waters by mush mouthing something alleging to the sick in the head trolls running up charges.
Phil like most addicts only ever live in the current moment and will say whatever bs they need to to get to their next fix asap. Phil being Phil saw an opportunity to spin the bank leaks into a double pity opportunity by claiming trolls not only committed identity theft against him but also ran up charges.
When the truth comes out (and it always does) he will be exposed not only for the original lie of covering up the WWE charges but his dents will also see that he then added to that lie to try to extract extra sympathy $$ from them. His dents are likely too far gone or lack the comprehension needed to realise they are getting scammed so likely nothing will change.

Big ups to whoever is doing the chat flooding with the wwe/gambling names. THAT is the way to troll without giving the cunt any money at all and yet it's still extremely effective over time.
You are doing Gods work.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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I genuinely can't tell if his eyes are misaligned or it's just his eyes being so far apart.

 

[Pargon]

I genuinely can't tell if his eyes are misaligned or it's just his eyes being so far apart.

He has mild Sloth Syndrome, so Column A & Column B.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

If you all will indulge me cracking into one of Phil's favorite chesnuts: his haters/trolls/detractors are a bunch of micro analyzing nerds who pick apart everything he says. I agree with him, the level of autistic cataloging and research that's done here borders on unhealthy. Which begs the question: how dumb do you have to be to acknowledge how this site will pull up things you said from years back to show you're lying, and not try and keep a consistent narrative?

How else are you supposed to present yourself to such a finicky, gaslighting, manipulating, semantics having weasel though? He says "where is the evidence" and you provide the evidence. When he says he didn't say a thing and you have a video of him saying one thing. Then its out of context all of a sudden.

You kind of have to pick apart the shit he says because that's exactly how he does things. What appears to be nitpicky is a reaction to playing in his court which doesn't really fly in retrospect because he will "move the goal post" (his favorite fallacy buzzword to use) and say some other bullshit.

 

[TomBradysVagina]

I honestly think people are thinking too much into these few slow days he had. I doubt the phone reveal, his lying, tippers getting sick of him and leaving, any of that has had anything more than a minimal effect.

The only reason is because it was the end of the month. The weirdos that usually care about the faggot wearing a hat or vest are the ones living off of SSDI payments. Some probably went a little overboard on the amazing content that was a 30yo man cleaning his toy closet out. Be prepared for a smug fucking grin on the pigs face for the next week or so. I foresee these morahns dropping some big numbers because of his crying/screaming.

That's all good though, because the end of this month will be even worse for him. Money is getting tighter for people living on fixed incomes. Anyone that has the ability to earn raises isn't the type of people to watch this fool.

 

[Pargon]

I honestly think people are thinking too much into these few slow days he had. I doubt the phone reveal, his lying, tippers getting sick of him and leaving, any of that has had anything more than a minimal effect.

The only reason is because it was the end of the month. The weirdos that usually care about the faggot wearing a hat or vest are the ones living off of SSDI payments. Some probably went a little overboard on the amazing content that was a 30yo man cleaning his toy closet out. Be prepared for a smug fucking grin on the pigs face for the next week or so. I foresee these morahns dropping some big numbers because of his crying/screaming.

That's all good though, because the end of this month will be even worse for him. Money is getting tighter for people living on fixed incomes. Anyone that has the ability to earn raises isn't the type of people to watch this fool.

I’m keeping my bottles unpopped until his dry spells begin to stretch into months, plural, because he hasn’t had one of those in years to my knowledge, and that’s when he’s going to become really entertaining, because he is not inured to having limited income for that long a period. That’ll be when he really begins lashing out.

 

[DentSidePhil]

I honestly think people are thinking too much into these few slow days he had. I doubt the phone reveal, his lying, tippers getting sick of him and leaving, any of that has had anything more than a minimal effect.

The only reason is because it was the end of the month. The weirdos that usually care about the faggot wearing a hat or vest are the ones living off of SSDI payments. Some probably went a little overboard on the amazing content that was a 30yo man cleaning his toy closet out. Be prepared for a smug fucking grin on the pigs face for the next week or so. I foresee these morahns dropping some big numbers because of his crying/screaming.

That's all good though, because the end of this month will be even worse for him. Money is getting tighter for people living on fixed incomes. Anyone that has the ability to earn raises isn't the type of people to watch this fool.

His income has definitely seen a decline recently, Phils logic is to just spam begathons but I'm not sure he realises it's all from the same pool of money

 

[We Are The Witches]

DSP's entitlement has been off the charts lately.

These instances of extreme greed and not caring about his audience are enough to make people back off, and to show eveyone how he truly is. That's why documenting and sharing these clips will always be a great way of (in DSP's mind) "trolling", because you're just reporting the truth.

It has all the context as this behaviour is never acceptable, it supports detractor's claims that he tries to discredit, and it comes from DSP's own hand.

Credits to @Oliveoil and @SomeBoyo for the footage and archive (post) (post).

 

[Comma]

Some undercover Kiwi managed to take a picture of DSP's shopping cart on his day off today and sent it to me. It's the only thing he could afford due to the slow streams this week.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Which one of you did this?

(I'm not signing up for a LinkedIn account just to look at it)

 

[RougeRed]

DSP's entitlement has been off the charts lately.

These instances of extreme greed and not caring about his audience are enough to make people back off, and to show eveyone how he truly is. That's why documenting and sharing these clips will always be a great way of (in DSP's mind) "trolling", because you're just reporting the truth.

It has all the context as this behaviour is never acceptable, it supports detractor's claims that he tries to discredit, and it comes from DSP's own hand.

Credits to @Oliveoil and @SomeBoyo for the footage and archive (post) (post).
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Thanks for posting that second clip. One of my favorite "love to hate it" DSPisms is when he shoehorns begging into his normal "commentary". This isn't as good at the wrestling moves he named after money, but it was still funny.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Which one of you did this?

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(I'm not signing up for a LinkedIn account just to look at it)

Use an incognito window. I got this one:

Spoiler

 

[Wasabi Panda]

oh jesus, he commented about the MvS season 1 delay and how it's great cause now he can unlock everything unlike the people who played a lot and already did, except the premium stuff which he said you just need to play a lot, which, you just need to pay $5 and then it unlocks with the normal season pass, like every other game that has a regular season along a premium one.

Can't wait for his 2 day late take on this fully complete with wrong information (the WB Discovery merger had nothing to do with this) about it that turns into his new hate boner of a anti-matter level of self-awareness the try hard.

How only the try hards are the ones who are upset cause all they did was play the game rushing through the game now thye have nothing to work towards cause the guy who took the as long as the lenght of the shortest path to complete DOS2 to finish the tutorial doesn't play games for fun or enjoyment.

One thing I noticed from his last rant, he does this laugh when explaining a try hard yesterday that reminded me of Nikolas Cruz's in his incoherent autistic rambling about shooting up stoneman douglas...it really kinda creepy for a second, especially if you put it in context of how he snapped his last friday night fights and the last two MvS streams cause he lost.

 

[Comma]

Use an incognito window. I got this one:

Spoiler

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Those poor, poor people also named Philip Burnell. Imagine potential employers Googling their name...

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Use an incognito window. I got this one:

Spoiler

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I still get the login prompt in a private browser. Is that the same profile as my pic (Janitor at a Seattle McDonalds)? I was hoping it was some unfortunate guy with the same name so I could feel sorry for them.

Also I just realized the google search that found that had 'burnell' misspelled as 'nurnell': [washington state "phil nurnell"]

 

[Balr0g]

Those poor, poor people also named Philip Burnell. Imagine potential employers Googling their name...

No kidding my guy

 

[Comma]

No kidding my guy

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[FamicomGorby]

Surprised the jerkoff picture isn't top of the results. Of all the things Dave is known for, he will forever and always be The Guy™.

On Dave getting a job, with the economy entering a recession I think it's likely that streamers are gonna suffer pretty heavily, it's an industry that grew up during one of the longest bull markets in history, it's never experienced an actual economic downturn before. It's completely reliant on randos having disposable income to throw pennies at people. While some of Dave's whales are on the government tit, so their income is stable but fixed, prices are rising which means they'll have less to support Dave with. I'm not gonna say it's the end of Dave, but his economic outlook ain't looking for great.

Basically, Dave better dust off that resume, get ready to actually enact the ten year plan. Of course the question is who's gonna wanna hire him with a fourteen year employment gap that he spent playing video games and learning zero skills. Like he doesn't even have the ability to edit fuckin videos, the most basic skill a youtuber can have.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Ironically DSP looks worse than this guy